Free Gable! A Wrestlmania 39 Night 1 Review

0:22 Well, thank you, White lady. Um, Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hardest part of the ring with your hosts, the fucking franchise Troyn Bishop. I don't think you're ready for his petty it is, mister Keith Rose. Yeah, I appreciate that. I don't really go by Prince Petty anymore. I don't have anything about are we changing it? Are we changing it? Are we? I am man? I am just Keith roads Down. I don't think I have a title. Oh just be no you know what, no, no, no, guess mister Rose.

1:02 Yeah right, mister Rose. We just gonna change it to that um And you know he's still excited and grabbing his toes and bending over. It is Hollywood, Jakobe. How does it feel to have half the world inside of you today? I mean, oh, you know, when the when the entire wrestling world conglomerates in my town, it's just it's it's a it's a fun time. But have the podcasts have the music ready of Spotify on deck? Because that traffic. Let me tell you that traffic is nothing to play with. So, lady and gentlemen, today is our WrestleMania Night one recap show, and we have a lot to talk about. So we want to thank mister Rose for being here with us. We bring you a uh well original member of the cast, but still it's kind of like a guest space. So mister Rose, just catch us up on what's been going on with you. Well, I moved to Indiana. We just bought a house, just got a poppy. Uh. Yeah, I love one job.

2:06 I haven't done anything media or content creation wise and probably about a year now. Wow. So yeah, it feels good, though it's weird, like there's no no responsibility. I don't have to edit anything. I'm not doing anything for any stores. I'm just just a living man. I'm yeah, going back to school soon. So nice. You look refreshed, sir. So, Uh, we're happy that you're in a good place. I know. I got to see you, see you one time since you've moved to Indiana's which is really nice. So I'm happy. Congratulations on the house. Uh, your better half is on the other side of the world right now, yeah, thing right, yeah, she'll be back tuesday. Nice nice, nice, nice, nice nice Hollywood like again. You and I've just been sitting here watching TV for a little class. Two days, you've been glued to our television, which has been not bad. Like I really enjoyed myself so far. I'm super jealous, to be honest, like like like next year, Rustlamanni is gonna be in Philly, and like I know Javan really wants to go to wilet Mania, as he made it specifically clear on Twitter. But um, but like dude, these festivities are just getting to be awesome. Like they just completely surmount each other each time. It's just it's so cool. I want to be I want to be involved next year.

3:30 That's that'd be super fun. Oh yeah, absolutely, Philly. Philly seems to be a thing. So uh we gotta have to get mister Rose back on Decide and hit them hell yeah up Philly. Like I think it'll be fun. I'm very excited, especially if if the content keeps rolling on keeps rolling right now. Uh ww Ring of Honor the whole day, like everybody had them played this weekend. I even talked spoke briefly via Twitter. Twitter, I'm sorry Instagram with Casey Kat her face is busted right now, so you know, like it's just a lot of things is going on and it's it's really really good. But we came here for one reason and one reason only. We came here to talk about WrestleMania Night one, gentlemen, where you sports entertained thoroughly, like the shockingly, I have not been disentertained in a very long time. They killed it all day, even the takeover I enjoyed. The takeover. The woman's ladder Ladder match was phenomenal. Um man, I don't even like NXT anymore, but like I watched it and I was like, damn all right, right right from starting to finish.

4:46 I think NXT for me was um Dragon Lee super kicking the shit out of that guy up. Yeah, we tried to do a backflip. He kicked the shit out of him. I was like, ye, the timing was so good on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But all right, let's get into it. Um the na versus Austin Theorius. What opened up WrestleMania right, shot that opened or like, well we had kind of we'd been told before, but I did think it was a choice. But when you have seen on your card the way they opened the show, I don't think it would have had the same impact with all the make a wish kids if it didn't kick it off, So I was I felt fine after the fact, but that result was was rough. Yeah, I don't think it really did anything for Austin theory either. Um. I mean, if you were going to put them over, you know, put them over correctly.

5:42 The match wasn't too long, which I didn't expect with Sina being in a UM. As far as the opening, I didn't think it was because they've moved the card around so much, like originally we were going to get you know, Riha Ripley's matches the main card, then they swapped to the USO's. At one point this match was talked about being the main event, So I'm not really sure the placement would have really made a difference. As short as it was, it made sense though, Yeah, like, um, I guess you capitalize on Sena's name, right, that's what we we we started to show capitalizing on Seena's name. I don't think it was a bad match. I think the winner was correct. Yeah, Austin theory. I just feel like it didn't go far enough for me. Yeah, is that is that what was missing? Like, is do y'all agree with that sentiment?

6:30 Well, I mean like as far as the match itself, I wanted Austin theory to dig in deeper and like literally go whole fucking them kids mood like take a take a make a wish sign, break it in half, like just like you know, like go to the go to the oddise to snatch. Wanted to make a which kid's hats off? Like you know what I mean, just simple one the right, yeah right, not the drinking a kid's face now, let's not do that. Well that last night. So but all in all, if if this was the show, I don't see anything else opening the show, but this now that now that has already happened, and looking at the rest of the night, like, um, I don't see any other opening. So I mean, all in off of me, this was I mean, it was an average match. I mean, if I had to graded, I'll probably give it a B. That's pretty high. Yeah. Oh, I feel more as a C to be honest, That's where I'm at with it. It was dead for me.

7:34 It was a C two. It's just like I'm so over nut punches. I can't I don't want it anywhere near my wrestling product anymore. And the fact that it decided, like, are you a championship match at WrestleMania, Like if that's gonna be Austin theories, Like new gimmick is like flashbacking too, the Nakamura Like I'm gonna I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get your nuts Like I'm okay, I don't need that. I don't need that at all. So, um wait, wait us a surprise challengers into the arena. So, mister Rose, what's next up on that genda? What did you enjoy? Are we going to order a match or do you just want to talk about the matches in general? Um, we can go with a matchion Oh my god? That what is not the macho man icon? Oh, oh my god, it's the Master of Mischief, mister Monday Night, the high school centuries about the half Chavon's gonna take over the show? What niggash the bandness? All here but a digital cast of the hardest part of the ring. Next time give her hands up on a time, Jake, don't just springing this all people like, damn, brother, this is a t bish. Okay wait okay, So mister Rose Jabar, we've already started

9:05 talking. So we're talking about knocking out. Hold on, what if y'all have y'all already talked about something good? You talked about opening? Yeah, oh the ship? Carry on. I don't need to be part of that ship, mister Rose. What's the next match on to listen to? You would like to speak about? You know what? She'd just go in order. Let's talk about the tag match? Okay, yeah, tell me why this was? Sorry please please, no, no, You're good. I was just gonna say I was. I was happy to see Chad Gable do his thing, like finally like free him, free Gable man. Tired of this ship, yo, tired of it him yo? Like I was.

9:50 This was an entertaining match. I was shot. I was shot too. This This was like a p break match. But like as I got up to go to the bathroom, I was like, oh wait, hold on, like we're going balls to the walls, Like this is crazy. But everybody had a moment that you would enjoyed. Ricochet had his moment, like Brian had his moment. The Viking Raiders had that moment like but the moment I actually, I'll shut up. Javan go ahead, like I'll I'll let Javan talk about it. What did you enjoy the tag match, sir? Oh my goodness, Oh yeah. I was glad we didn't get two pe breaks in a row, like because I really thought that's what we were heading, right, they really thought we had to pee. But that ship was great. And um, you know, I don't advocate too much for people to like leave w W and go to a W but I think I'm not gonna advocate for Chad Gable to go. I think it's time like him, let him go over there and like do his shit, Like he could be like a star over there. Oh yeah, because I think he like even though he can sports entertain he's a wrestler too, and like he could be like the next coming of Daniel Bryan Brian Danson for real, for real, Like let him go, give him a run over there ring of on for the title or something like anything got to be better than just this. Yeah,

11:24 yeah, this is a that's a big accolade for you to give Chad Gable like the next Bran Danson. He that dude, like he's he can wrestle like pound for pounds. I could make a case he might just be the best actual pure wrestler on the roster now that Claudio's gone. Yeah, probably, yeah, Like I don't know too many that's like pure wrestling move from move that could go with baby Johnny Gargano, but like he's that dude. Think he's getting stuck in all these like comedy gimmicks. He'd be the storylines. He would be like, oh Mike, he'd be like Kurt Angle, like over there. Ro would be crazy like Kurt Angle went the impact that he would be. He could go and do that. Now. Now I don't know if you immediately put the world title on him. I ain't saying all that, but no, he could be the one that knocks off Larrence Cassidy at least like what I'm saying. You could put him in as the pure champion, you know yeah, like you know, he could have a run an roh before and like just kill it. Yep um. The highlight for me for him was the fucking rolling thunder on Brian Stroman, Like unreal, hey man, the guy's five foot seven. Bron Stroman is what sixty eight? How much does he weigh? Let's be here just for fun, for fun. Three five That ship was a feat of strength at that

12:58 point. What all the ship that went down in the match. We gotta pause in the shout out for the fucking Kelly Rowland of the Tag team division and the street prophets. Yo Dawkins put a fucking staple in his moment last night. Y'all see the one piece gear though, that's what it was. I was all about it, dude, Like I was like, Okay, Dawkins, let's go. And the fact that he got the pen, I was shocked. I was. I was shocked, Yo. In the combination frog splash with the knees, m bro his I know his leg hurts now. Though he woke up and was like I'm not getting out of this bed, like not happening. I wish we had a frog splash counter because there was a lot of frogs flashes last night, Like Eddie Guerrero last night.

13:48 Let me tell you, Yo, it was a college. We were using that frog splash like it was fucking going out of goddamn style, like but keeping a train moving, like mister Road said, going down the list, Jacoe, what did you think about Seth Rollins and Logan Paul Dude. So I tweeted out last night and I've saw a lot of people kind of agreeing with me. I am in the camp that Logan Paul is one of the best wrestlers under the age of thirty in professional wrestling. Right now, he's twenty eight years old. He's only had a handful of matches, but in each one of his matches, not only is he getting better, you just see how naturally good he is at this. His entrance is so arrogant, so pompous, all this type of stuff. I'm copying Shawn Michaels at the show of shows. I'm bringing out my prime mascot for product placement. I am a corporate I am a corporate guy, and I'm so fucking pompous, so arrogant, such at me. It's all about me. Like I tweeted out last night, I was like, this encapsulates everything about the character in one fail swoop, and he backs it up because he's one of the most athletic dudes, like I'm their roster. It's insane, it is crazy.

15:03 I've never seen a run like this in my opinion, Like, I don't know, it's it's comparable too. When Angel came over, I think, except it's just a different type of style. But he is so talented. I just I never would have believed it, and like that match just showed it off entirely. How did you feel about the knots? Like, so if we it was a Sean Michael's not fest in this whole situation, mister Rose, I know you're not a big fan of Sean, However, did it give you the warm and fuzzies? I mean, even without the Sean stuff, I thought everything he did was great. I was actually rooting for him to win. It would have been think he was gonnaw yeah, like because you know that means there would have been a continuation because I was technically the last match on his contract. I want to see him in Bad Bunny go at it since they already got beef on the outside and they're both pretty good. Like, just didn't make that match happen. Wait, but the beef? What's the beef? Catch me up? I don't know it was beef? Oh yeah, I love and moving Puerto Rico and then um, Bad Bunny called him out on tax evasion and everything else, you know, leave him to go stay at his home and then yeah, it was online beef like last year with him in Bad Bunny, where they were calling each other out over social media. Now they both worked for w E, so I mean whynot and they're going to be in Puerto Rico, right, which is a which is the move though? Like we'll well, we'll tap that.

16:25 What's happening to that in just a second Monday night? Okay, So you're the harshest critic on the board since when this forever bit I'll be like, oh it's an A match, You'll be like our bitches a D. But it probably really was a D? Like what go ahead? What's the what's the rating on this match here? Like? Where are you sports to detain? Yes? Yes, were you? What was the wrestling good? Yeah? Of course? What's the rating? Gonna match? But the any night? Fuck? Um hm hmm okay, if it was on any other show, probably a five. We're doing we're doing alphabets this time, Oh, alphabets. If it was on any other show, it's a A.

17:18 Okay, A plus. If it was on any other show on this show, I probably give it like an A minus. If I'm comparing it to the other matches, Okay, I get like, I get like an A minus because it won't I don't think it was good. It's like two three other matches on the car. But if you put this in like I don't know backlash, Oh, it's an A plus is the best match on the show. Okay, but gentlemen, y'all think that's fair. A minus. Yeah, that's fair because mostly because I'm salty that I was wrong that I didn't guess who was in the prime bottle correctly although it was right in front of me, I am pissed. Yeah, that would have been the play to introduce the Fault brothers. Yeah, like KSI black motherfucker. Yeah, that's that was the biggest thing. We actually had to call Hannah, my youngest sister. We had to call her because her boyfriend watches Impulsive like he watches like he listens and his follower and whatever, and so like, my dad has no idea who KSI is, Like, no fucking clue, barely even knows who Logan Paul is. So like, not only do I not know who KSI is, I just know of him from TikTok just because Logan Paul pops up on my feet sometimes because of wrestling, you know what I mean. So anyway, so we had to call Hannah like in real time and be like, can you explain who KSI is and she was like, yeah, he's just this guy from Britain who like tried to box and now he's like in business partners with Logan Paul. And I was like, so he's nobody, he's just kind of on the coattails. And she's like, yeah, yeah, I guess it's like okay, I wouldn't say he's on the coattails. Like he's definitely made a name for himself. He's he's as

18:52 big as Logan Paul is in the UK, So he's like UK Logan Paul without the drama. He's yeah, yeah, yeah, and without you know, the Japan thing happening. You know, we're bringing it all the way back. Jeez. Yeah, all right, Yeah, I better get that WW two K twenty three. The better be a thing. I want the Prime Bottle mascot with Cass in it waver right now. Javann's gig is w W two K. This ship is hard, Yeah, this is hard. Like yeah, man, they improved the computer this year. They're a little fucking smarter. So I can't just like throw some bullshit out there. I gotta really think now, like yeah, even the John c Showcase has been a bit you're right the worse. Um, So we got in the bottle placement, we got Cassie or Our Truth two point zero and then we just really okay this the Black People on the Fronday on the like fuck like the franchise's highlight of this match was seth Rawlins Drip. Okay, he gave me some HBK. He gave me some double j I'm like, yes, Queen, you give me everything I need in my life. Y'all can hate all you want to. Seth Rawlins Drip is on point. He is dripping, He is soaking wet, like y'all gonna get into it. Mm hmm to

20:26 know for me, like I was school with some of it. And then he took the top off and I don't know what the pink thing the undergarment was. I was like, uh, had you bring back the big red boots? So I like those? If he can wrestlate those one good match forever, Godie. So Monday Night we get to speak to you now about some titties. Yes, yes, So we get to go into the next match, which was Becky Lynch Lee the Trish and Damage Control God Almighty, like they knew what they were doing. They had Trish come out there with them titties, and Becky and Leader looking all like rag the muffins. Oh my god, they knew what they were doing. Don't look at me like that, Jake. They won't cute. But Tritch things Kirkey bigger than I remember. Oh gosh, Jerry, Jerry Lawler was somewhere, bro he was, he was out the boy. This was If there was ever a time for Jerry law to be on commentary screaming puppies, this was it. I hit on the Graham and I said that, look, the only thing was holding Tritch titties. There was Jesus prays and I want to meet the person that made that tape the whole those titties here because they were in the whole time solid. But you know, she didn't do much. She made sure not to do too much, like one wrong. Like I was worried on

22:02 that Stratos fashion baby, I was like, ah, here it is out yo. It was a storyteller for me though, the intro fire, yeah, the black and white, the whole like storytelling up until the beginning. But I'm gonna pose this question to you Monday night because you used to the theocraft of this group. What does this d for damage control? Not a damn thing she holds up at this point? Is it done? I mean it's it's not. We all, it's not. It's probably not. But at this point, what's the point keeping them together? Every time? Every time they face some adversity, they lose. Every freaking time. They never win the big match for real, except for the one time they want the TAD type with twice they want the TAD titles right budding than that, every time somebody gets in their face, they look for real, for real, like what we're gonna do now? They're gonna defend the TAD titles on wrong, they'll beat them. Then what at this point, like for real life, you ain't gonna put them. You ain't gonna put the women's title either one of them right now? They just around. It ain't no other group of women that could really face them, unless you gotta ace up your sleeve and Sasha and Naomi walking back through the door to beat them up or something,

23:33 then you ain't. I don't know what else is there to do for real, for real with them at this point, but to break them up or let Bailey turn them And barely got to bring up two new people, but I don't know who else she could you could put them with. Now, well, trendy trend is take a picture with Jay Cargel at this point, amaz at backstage at Ring of Honor. So ain't killed that idea? Like that's gone, mister Road, you would shaking your head break them up. Yeah, there's some point in them being together. There's no other group, and we know Leda's not gonna be a long stay. Um, there's gonna be a Like I wouldn't, I wouldn't, uh second guess or losing the title I didn't losing the tattles within the next two weeks, Like this was just for WrestleMania right at some point, Like I can't see LEDA be in their long term. She always she needed to stretch out the site.

24:21 Was this the p the pea break for me? Yes? Yes, yes, this was yes, sad but true. Yeah, but it was a Monday night all match. Yeah, it doesn't do anything for for anybody though, Like all it did was showcase that Dakota Kai could be a champion in the future. I thought she was the star of the match other than like Trish, but like, honestly, this is a hot take. I wouldn't want to work with Leda tomorrow, like or ever. Leda almost fucking killed her, by the way, Like no, like it's a no for me, dude. That's that was There was some bo is in there that I was like, Jesus, dude, any other person would have gotten dragged for that. But because it's Lida, we can't, you know, to be nothing, like nothing's gonna come with it, you know. But it's like it's kind of like it's kind of like when Matt Hardy almost killed him or almost killed himself and stuff, and then everybody some people were blaming Sammy at the time, and I was like no, like no, but because he was Matt Hardy, like maybe he got a little bit more of a benefit of the doubt. But like watching that match last night, I was like fuck this, Like I would never I would never want to work with Leda in twenty twenty three. Like it's like Leda already wasn't the best wrestler in the world, yeah, but they like she was already and now you tell like ten years later, we need you to come back and have banger matches with women who are ten times better than the girls you couldn't rustle good against in your time, Like, hey, that's asking a lot. Like I

25:52 agree. The Trish Trish, she did her her six moves a due right, and I enjoyed it. That's all I wanted to see. Yeah, it was smart. Just play the hits. Let let Becky do the heavy lifting. You come in, do your little thing. That's it. It was a good Hall of Fame match, right, mister Rose. Pretty much for it was mister Rose, what's what's the great beyond? That's too damn shit. We just started off with seas No tag match was good, yeah, and the little Ball match was good. Night two got a lot to live up to. Holy fuck, Well, I think a couple of matches can beat sas. Yeah, no, like those I feel like those were the two. So the Sena match and the Trish match, those are the two weakest matches on the card. Everything else was fired. Yeah, all right, well we want to put that to the test. Dominic Masterio or right Masterio. Finally with face to face. Let's let's take a quick break though before we do that, though, you know what I'm saying, just just because I gotta build the anticipation, Oh god, and pay some bills and pay some bills. Why am I not? Yeah, like, oh god, so we're coming back in from my YouTube break um, and we would just talk about why how Blake does not Blake Jake does not fucking leverage his white privilege. So that is a thing, like, you know,

27:22 poor he always looked over him like, I don't get it. I don't. I mean, I don't. I mean I've been pulled over plenty of times and I've only gotten one ticket. So okay, speaking of getting pulled over that plus tickets per like we could getting pulled over and a hard time. M I love that. That's what I was saying before we started our break. Dominic Mysterio ray Masterio one on one finally get it and the best.

28:03 I was delighted. Me too. I don't want to win. I wanted too, but I really wanted him to win. I really wanted him to win. But I want y'all to think about this. Last night, a super villain was created, but for real, a super villain was created, and it was in the shot when ray Masterio was in the ring hugging his whole entire family and Dominate was outside of the ring with the Judgment Day, Like, there's some shit in comic books and mister Rose can back me up that that villains are built on. But did you see what he was selling? Finn Balor? He was like, that should be that should be me, And I'm like, yo, that's demonic as fuck, Like let's I love it. This is such good storytelling. Oh my god. The only thing that was missing from this match for me is somebody should have threw a chocolate in there. Come on, mister Rose baped me up like a chocolate or a slipper or a belt, an extension corps. I mean he gets banked. I mean it's something like they can only do so much.

29:15 Look, I need it. I needed an extend a wire hanger, like I need it. Did he come from a Spanish household? Can we uh that Bunny could have just taken off a shoe and given great? Yeah. The whole thing though a love letter to Eddie Guerrero from the beginning to end, on both sides of the field and really be honest with you. Um My favorite part was the disrespect even before we got into the ring. Anybody knows about Lucca understands that a mask it should be handed off right to the successor. Uh Dominic not only came out with a mask, he came out with raymud STEREO's most iconic outfit, the purple and black with the raymud Sterial mask on which, to me, I'm like, yo, yikes, this boy don't give us ship the best, dude, That's why he's the That's why it's so good. That's why I'm so pissed off though he won't get his win until backlash. I mean, do you think oh, okay, wait a minute, wait, wait a minute, Rayma Serios got wrestling anymore?

30:36 But so is Raybud Serials going to choose the champion? Are you sure about that? We know we have LWO too now, so yeah, I mean it could be Santos Escobar. Yeah, Santos first is dumb? Does it hold the same weight? Do we do we want? Do we want that that's less spicy for sure? Yeah? Santos in the face too. M LWO coming back? How do we feel do we feel? Does it give us the feels like? I think like this whole weekend was all the tribute. Yeah, and if we can get one of them to ride around or an a law more, that will help. Not in twenty twenty three.

31:22 You can't do that? Why not? Why Vince's the director again, he can do that, which means we can do it, y'all. Won't nobody care? Like it's just riding around with a law more? Do you remember what holiday with slaves? Okay? Do you remember? Like? And we we when we re watch that, we were we were offended. Even more, we will offend it dead. We will offended a little bit. Then, you know what, You're absolutely right, But I ain't ever heard of one person yet offended by the Mexicans riding around on lawnmoors. You do you tell me who's been offended? You tell me nobody that don't offend us?

32:15 Slavery, okay, lawn mores don't offend us. Now, let them ride, dude. And I'm not saying all of them. I'm just saying, let one of the other two ride it. Zelena can sit on the on the top on the handlebars and riding like a queen waves so much. Look, the thing is is I can envisition it is which is the problem? Right? Who is the problem? At this point? Like as soon as you started talking about I'm like I see that. Oh god, that's that's next year, russellman it that's the entrance. The real, the real MVP of this match is Angie. And I'm gonna tell you why does Angie be clapping her man up? All right? She's slapping the shit out of him. And then Eddie came in, Eddie Jesus Ray came in tribute to slip up. And then Ray came in bashed his head against the wall and then uh, she was just clapping him up, like yeah, woop his ass, daddy, daddy whooping. How many people got about Breddy Murphy was gonna be there sitting next to her, Oh, come on, man, breaking it off. He made that joke on Twitter on Friday because he was at the Hall of Fame thing and he was like, oh, Angie was

33:46 sitting next to me, Y'll just in't here because she was cropped out. Yo, stop the madness. Stop it. Look, I'm trying what I'm trying to figure out? How many people got a boner watching to get spanked by ray O not I I'm just saying, it's a whole bunch of people into that daddy porn. They got it for free. They were getting hard watching the Leah get in it. And get in the ringing Jake, come on, bron and hard at that pancake booty. Okay, Jesus Christ.

34:29 And she got weight, she got in the ring, debar and she was wet. What was up with all the sponsorships per match? This man every day went with the sponsorship. This man out here fighting for his life, his family breaking up. We are here sponsor Cinnamon, Cinnamon. I was like, yea, this could only have to WrestleMania. It was a whole cereal piece. Ye never eat that shit again if it's in my assoc Like, oh god, okay, Bad Bunny put itself in the middle of the mix, right, So you know when I said this, ray go chooses champion? Is it Santos? Is it Bad Bunny? We're going to pr for backlash. I'm gonna see another ass whooping, I hope. So did you ever see a WW event? I want you to also know ww's events are all over the place right now. Puerto Rico, England, London.

35:39 Yeah, London, like they are going back, like they're going back in the day, kind of which is good. I don't have a problem with it. Their global brand. I really think they should be touching the globe right now, this makes a really bad for me. This is a bad sign for a W because that a W is gonna be stuck in one like universal place and W is now using this global reach. So it's gonna get real tricky here soon. But um, to Puerto Rico. If we had the ability to go, would you go to backlash of Puerto Rico? Oh yeah, and a rtbeat not for WB either. I just go to go. I mean, yeah, I'll go for backlash. But yeah, they're are trying to go I'll go to Puerto Rico. Yeo, Damn, I'm not trying to I'm going to Puerto Rico to see the titties. I'm not going to the Yeah for backlash, I'm not. I mean they're at the same time. It's you know, convenient. Would you say said, oh it is Gigi Dolan going to Puerto Rico. I didn't know. We didn't say back shots. We said backlash ao. But okay, okay, I do want to say this last night was a win for all dads with braddy children. Um, they were like relishing in it. My dad and I were divided, of course, because like I want to dominic to win, because like objectively, he's gonna be the biggest heel on the roster. And my dad's like, you want him to win? And I'm like, yeah, I want him to win. And then he's like, nah, fuck

37:09 that Ray's gotta win. Rare, he's gonna teach him a lesson and ship what he pulled off the belt and started whooping him. He's like, yeah, yes exactly, and I'm like, what fuck is happening here? My dad about the ass whoopin I was like, dude, like relax, he turns over to you your next right, My god, sometimes you gotta whoop that ass, like, look, not my fault day and my Saturday at home depot like, but Nate was was on a couch one time. I was like, oh, I don't know if that ass one was appropriate.

37:49 Nigga, what offhanded? Slapped to the mouth never hurts, like I mean, sometimes that's the level that you gotta go to. I'm just saying, I ground my air life. God bless her be ninety in June. Right. It has only hit me two times in my whole entire life twice, And I remember him like a forty two year old grown ass man. Remember those hits like Gina hit me and what it was because I forgotten the first hit. She hadn't hit me the second time called lessons learned, so yes and dominate should have got his ass whooped like I would sayble to put out a switch and made him braid it okay, like whoop that ass? J Javan know about that, I being an ass with him? He it is, it is. You gotta do what you gotta do. Let me tell you something. The niggas the most ass for but I've ever seen in my entire life is Javan right here Monday night has got the most epic ass whoopings ever any person that I know. So I stayed catching him, dude, I would have never. I would never turned on my father though. That's that's a that's the line you don't do, Dominic. But I understand though, fuck that shit, I don't understand my boy. Like, okay, gentlemen, on the count of three, we will we will all scream out our graves at one time. Okay, one, two, three, b

39:21 Hey hey hey hey yeah hey, okay, I mean the average is going, the average is going. Okay, I'm gonna hand I'm gonna hand the other set of titties off too, mister Rose. So we had another match. What's no, no boobies, not bullshit boobies. Oh you're talking about three ripley match. That's that's the That's the top match on the card. Like, I'm so because that that could have been the head Like both the tag team match in the women's match both could have main event it and they were both phenomenally. I don't know, that's that's a hard decision to pull off which one you're gonna pick, especially when they went that hard in the match. That ship was probably one of the best women's matches from WD I've seen them, Like I'm gonna say ever but a really long time. Yeah, I can't remember a fucking women's match I went that hard. I was gonna ask y'all like, please help, because I'm gonna say it's probably the best woman's match I've ever seen in the WWE, and I noticed I can't remember anything else. So when I as I was chopping down my notes before we did the show today, I was just like, I gotta ask Javarn like because I know you were going to show up, mister Rose, but I was gonna ask Monday night, have you seen. Tell me if you have, because I not that I can remember. That's why I want to

40:51 say ever. But then I like I can go back to when the NXT was really good and back when Charlotte and Bailey and all of them had just come up, like I just don't remember so like in recent history, yeah, for sure, but I don't know if if EVER is it's something I can use because I have to go back and look at shit, my memory is bad now. Monday night, I see you processing that, but I'm us something up set you Monday that you did not want this match. You did not want this match last Thursday at all. Yeah, because the story was trash. That's the story to build up, was all. It was trash, Like they couldn't decide if it felt like it was doing a double turn at one point. Charlotte has a baby face. We all know that really don't work for real. It's just this, like the whole story was trash. That the easier, better story, natural story to tell, honestly to me, was just Bianca Ria. You got them both on the same show. Bianca's been beating everybody res the one person she ain't beat on a raw roster that the story. That's like holding Andre there. It is right, but okay, yeah, but Charlotte Ria, they gave a hell of a match. They really did. Like that. Okay, that's the best women's match since Sasha Bailey, the best one, Sasha Bailey. I take

42:22 huh, what about Sasha Bianca. I still like Sasha Bailey better this Sasha Bianca. I thought Sasha Bianca was good, but it was more of the history in the moment that really made that match. Fact, there was the main event and it was two black women that added a little bit more to it. But Sasha Bailey was a better match, way way more emotion in that one than that in the Sasha Bianca. But it's Charlie Ria the point to fucking prove Like it was like, what guying one? Is it the main event? Bat money, We're gonna show y'all we should have been the main event. Facts, And Charlotte went out there and she Charlotte proves she to go I know that might be hard for people to swallow, but Charlotte went out there and pru why she is the goat. Yeah, she can't never miss the Elliott and she said, I can't stand the rain. Then it's my window, but I can't stand it. Uh, mister Rose, Like, so look, we always get to see face versus face show respect.

43:43 Did you feel that Charlotte gave rear respect during this match with the smile at the end of the match yet, because it was almost like a semi passing of the torch. Um, not like I'm gonna retire some my past, but like, all right, yeah, you're it's time for you to fill these shoes that I came back out of nowhere to feel, you know what I mean? Yeah, Um, it's just going to be interesting to see what they do storyline with her since she is going to be on SmackDown. Well, the judgment is about to come run rampant on SmackDown now, Like that's I told y'all. If Charlotte isn't Charlotte, I'm sorry. If if Rhea is not the centerpiece of Judgment Day at this point, or if they don't break the story off, like and break her and Dom away from Judgment Day and let them start doing their own thing. Uh. During the last show, I recommended that they do a China eddie like flipping on his head at this point and let's have some fun with it, um, because you they could they could go that way too. Um. And and remember Dom's wrestling isn't Dom's strong point. Dom's been paying attention in an acting class.

44:51 He's been paying attention and entertainment class. Doms no hook at all, but hook is no Dom whatsoever. So um, I love the respect that Charlotte showed. Um, you usually see that when it's when it's space versus face. We got to see it heel versus heels. So everybody's still we know they're both still bad girls, but they're not good girls, both of them. My favorite part of the whole entire match to was when Ria knew what was coming and she knew. She looked at her and said, it's my time, and she just did it like she Avalanche eradicated off the top. The match was physical, it was brutal. I love every bit of it. Jacobe, you're rating, Oh, this was the This was to me, this was the best match on the card, um pound for pound.

45:46 I mean the main event was the main event as well, But I think that these two women took it personally that like the Michael Jordan like mean like they took it personally. They were like Marmid event got taken away from us. We're gonna tear the fucking house down. This is the best match Charlotte's probably ever had. And the fact is is, like Charlotte's almost forty years old, she's fourteen time champion. She doesn't need to do anything else. So I thought it was kind of cool that she's like, well, let's go balls to the wall for this one, you know, because I don't know what's going to happen, you know, if I'm gonna be on this kind of stage again. Let's make this work. Let's fucking put in the work. Let's make it what happened, Let's make let's make some some purpose. Let's just make a statement. And the fact is, it's like Osca and Bianca, man, I don't think they're gonna be able to live up to this. I don't. I just don't. It takes a special kind of chemistry to do what they did last night, and you could see it in Ria's face. I thought they were going to pull a WrestleMania thirteen double turn and have Ria go face, have Charlotte go'heel. I mean, I just I the possibilities were endless last night and they lived up to the bill from start to finish, bell to bell, like I was impressed, beyond belief. I was stunned. And the fact that you know, took a rip chord from the middle rope to win, I felt like was a good way to end it too, because obviously the rip chords a very protected move. Charlotte was able to kick out, prove that she's still strong, she didn't look weak in defeat. And the smile at the end, like Blake mentioned earlier, I mean that showed to me that she knew what the

47:17 fuck they just did. She knew that this was a statement, This was this is gonna be the pinnacle, This is gonna be the bar. Right they set the bar now for women's matches on a WrestleMania stage. So we moved right into a very different and odd palette cleanser where you put Snoop Dogg, the Miss, Pat McAfee, Michael Cole and whatever his name is, so nobody cares Corey Graves whatever. The most delightful part about this whole thing, fucking the match, it was everything that was happening around the match.

48:00 It was a comedy. It was the chops, It was the thing you needed as you just saw brutal ass whooping. Are you about to go into another one? You just don't know it yet. Um. I love the placement of this whole type thing. But I'm gonna tell you something. If y'all motherfucker's don't got a boyfriend like Michael Cole, like, throw him away, Okay, throw him away if you're if you're a homeboy, ain't literally jerking you off away? Oh my god, Because Michael Cole was out there beating that dick, he like, what the fuck? Look, he ain't give a shit. He was gobbling that shit up. Like look at this point, McAfee, wife better be questioned? Is something period? Like because Michael Cole wife too? Because he was screaming and squealing like all right, this was look, this was me period, That's what I was doing.

49:06 I'm like hashtag, ain't nobody game? This is an ain't nobody gay moment of Rustlemania. Ain't nobody who? Who game? I'm trying to tell you you better get you a friend, but get you a friend to do that. That's a rider died nigga. Like Dawn barn is my best friend. We've been best friend since five since we've been five years old. Like, look, Dubarne Dubarta ever hyped me up like that was that was a little suspect on Michael Cole's Like when he started getting laid up. I was like, pause, Like Corey Gray was me just like, nigga, sit down, you're embarrassing. Man was jealous, Like she was absolutely jealous. That's a period too, like he he knows that if Pat McAfee wanted his job full time, he'd get it. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like that's when it comes down to, like it's just jealousy, like at its best, you knowing that moment he was like, but he was hating hard. He was like, Yo, I'm here with you all the time, motherfucker. You respect me like that. But yeah, He's like yeah, no, this shit, no, bro, you're the only one out here hyping up Carmela Bro Like yeah, like yeah, I don't fuck with you, all right. So we get to the end of this train,

50:38 Ladies and gentlemen, we are here, but we're gonna make you wait one moment while we get our thoughts together and we're back. Like I'm saying, ladies and gentlemen in his train before we before this train hits the end, though. We got Night two coming up, which we will do a recap show of Night too. Um not tonight though, because that shit gonna be ended at midnight and I'm old as fucking I'm tired as a bitch, so that's not happening. We're gonna see y'all on Monday, well, Night two to recap show, maybe some live preview or raw. You know, it depends on how JR. Kobe feels, you know, because he's like the principle that's with that mustache, like somebody, you know what, somebody actually has sex with you, that thing on your face. Have you had sex with that thing in your face? Not yet? Okay, well yeah, get rid of it. Maybe some puss, maybe someone fall my way.

51:28 Yeah yes, absolutely, damn it. Now you gotta keep until you have sex thanks to break up, to keep it until you have sex with it. Just let it go now, damn it. No, I just said, just give me a week, Bro'll make it happen. Okay, we'll get you a week. Can you get a week? All right, Kobe? Give us give us a line up a night two before we close out Night one. Oh yeah, So tonight's matches are looking like we got we got six on the card starting from wait, that's it. Yeah, just six on the card. So they're probably gonna give us some kind of like basically Miss versus Pat McAfee two point Oh, I'm assuming just because another performance.

52:12 Yeah, like oh yeah, and UZI vert part two, although maybe it's CARDI B I don't know, I don't know, or that just mean that just mean Cody and Roman going about an hour and a half, let's hope. So, so we got the Raw Women's Championship between Bianca bel Air and Oscar Omas versus brock Lesner, which there are a lot of people out here that think that that's gonna be Omas's coming out party, which I think is a decision come out of what ye were going right back in after this match. Yeah, to say the least, the Wrestle Media Women's Showcase four way tag team match between Shana Basler, Rhonda Rousey, Chelsea Green and Sony Deville, Natalia and Shotsi and Live Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez. You have your Intercontinental Championship match between gunther Amos and Drew McIntyre. Yes, that's when I'm waiting on Helena Cell not read Helena Cell by the way between the Demon and Edge, and then last week Roman Rains versus Cody Rhodes for the undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the World. Damn hell, the Helen the Cell is going to be the time, the time sinker. Yeah, there's only three matches.

53:21 I'm looking forward to. Yeah, looking forward to this Edge match at all. I'm not. I'm okay with it. I just want to see the Demon. It's been a while. Hopefully it's the Purple Demon. You better be purple. Oh, that'll be dope, it would make sense. Yep, you better be a purple demon. If he's read, I'm gonna be a little pissed for the last time we saw the Demon. God beat him, got Roman Rains. But God, absolutely, you're absolutely correct. You're right. Um, we still got room for Bobby to show up. We still got room for Braid to show up. We got we have, we have some room. He had to play night too, But um, let's go in to close out at Night one. Night one, all of the drama, all of the dramatics, everything comes to a head with Sammy Zane and the USOS. Kevin or Kevin Owens is just the cherry on top of this whole unentide situation, right, I mean if an Owens, we know he's gonna we know Kevin Owens is not gonna walk away a loser, right, That's not gonna happen. It's not in this contract. He didn't sign with w W as long as he did to come in and lose. So you already knew that USO's gonna win, USSO is gonna lose. Two questions for you, guys, two outside of the match, do we unify the belts? Now? Are we done with two tag team belts? Do we unify? Make them pretty? What do we do? I'm gonna do I'm with you and Matt. I think there are plans for that and the main

54:51 title to be unified like an actual title design. So, so unify the tag team belts? We do that now? At this point, who de thrones Kevin? Now? Is the sammysame the Yeah? Maybe it's okay my sleeper pick and this is highly just whatever I would like to see saying the cree the Creep brothers bring them up. I was gonna say pretty deadly, but I'm with you on that too. Deadly too, like either one of delt bring one of them up and let them knock them off or RK, hey hey fuck both, fuck all three y'all the yi oh yeah, that is a thing where Tomaso ben why Nigga's hurt hurt? Though last night, last night we gotta we gotta reunion of the way. So maybe you can give me lou Miss and Gargano going for the tag team championship discount that don't give me that. I want Tomaso, Champa and Gargano, Like, I want that. There's a story you could tell there when maybe a Champa like infiltrates and takes out Um takes out old boy to get back with di iy Like, I think that that could be a thing. I just don't know

56:22 what the status on Champa is. Yeah, so the match itself, we already did, y'all. Wait a minute, we didn't already know, did y'all notice it was gonna be a banger? Oh yeah, come on, Yeah, I had high, high expectations for sure, like a banger, like like a level five banger, though, like this was this is a level five banger, like alone, it was crazy if they were doing shit. The spot on the table. I thought that ship was over at that point. M yeah. I was like, oh this apion. Are they to wrap this shit up? They said, now we're gonna keep going the corner with Sammy Zane. Brutal, the super kicks, all of them.

57:09 Yeah, brutal. Yeah. I thought I was watching double and nothing for a second, because this was like, this felt the closest to an a e W style match that WW I think has ever put on for real, for real, like that ship. I was like, damn, these niggas kicking the fuck out there, like, um, out of all the highlights, out of everything that happened in this match, are we sure that the right team won? I think yeah, I think yeah. For the moment, yeah, I think so. I just don't want it to play out the cliche like, oh, well, this is just a countdown until Kevin Owens portray Sammy Zane. Yeah, that's gonna piss me offa They've they've done it too many times now, right exactly, and it's just like okay, like I mean, come on now, we can only recycle things so much.

58:07 I don't know. Even Owens is a receipt type of dude, Like just remember in that cage. What happened? Yeah, you're not. Kevin Owens is a is an elephant man. He'll never forget. I just I feel a comment. We don't want it to happen, but it's starting to look like that's going to be the case, and that sucks. Vine on the Radar. But how do we get out of this Kevin Owens Sammy Zane situation without Kevin Owens turning on Sammy? They just need the heels, Yeah, that's it, Like at this point, they just need heels to throw at them now, and I don't think they have enough heel like legit credible heel talk teams really rowette normally like what Alpha Academy, Um, what maximum male models they could throw? They could throw the Viking Raiders at them, yippie. But after once you get past that ain't unless like everybody seemed to be all the other teams seem to be like baby faces or like leaning that way. I had this question posed to me last night. We all know that Sarah Logan is Valhalla. Um, now is she supposed to be billed as Valhalla or is she supposed to be build as Sarah Logan? Because last night she was referred to as both, and I think that there's even confusion backstage and what the fuck she's doing there. I think it's the same thing

59:44 with me and Yem, because you remember when Me and Young came back, they gave her that nickname, but then it was she was still me a Yam and he didn't even really know what you wanted to call her. I think that's what it is with her, Like, I guess she's supposed to be Valhalla, but she's still Sarah Logan, so maybe how was just a nickname. Also made a joke about it though they were like Michael Cole made a joke about her being by Halla, Like huh, that's that's what I would want out of my out of my new wrestling characters, for somebody to make jokes about me. So I don't know. I just it just never feels like they're going to get that legitimacy that they had when they were in ADW Like the second they're no longer allowed to be war Machine or the war Raiders, like that was it right? Oh, I'm sorry, but anyway, so ahead, I'm just no, like no, just to close out, It's just frustrating because it's like damn Like they could actually be a pretty reputable heel tag team. They just aren't treated that way. So we'll close out the show with this because we talk about Kevin Nowan's and the Sam e Zanes, But what are you doing to Usso's now? Uh? You you well you you you? Depending on how it goes to Rome, this is now when you start to revisit the Roman versus Jay. This is when now because if Roman loses, all right, let's start the break. The bloodline should always in Roman versity Jay. That's the end of the bloodline, because

1:01:14 that's how it's starting. So if he loses, this is where they need to go and just start building towards that. Now, if he wins, then it just becomes the guy go get the Titans fat and then we just get a rematch it backlash with the US will probably win because Solo will interfere. Yeah, and then we just right back to they're having all the belts again, does the right because Solos got beef now? Yeah? Yeah, so's the bloodline like a one and done thing, though, Like we're not gonna keep going back to the bloodline, right, like, are we done? If they break up? Are we done? With the Bloodline. Have we seen it all the way through? I don't. I don't know because we thought that with the Shield, But every time you would see one or two of them in the same vicinity and be like, oh, remember when they were the most dominant trio in the history in WWE, And then you're like, okay, yeah, we get it, like you know. So that's what I'm kind of afraid of, especially with like Solo moving forward as a like Solo could ever be taken seriously because of the fact that he was only brought up to be their mid level competitor and their enforcers. So I don't know, Roman Rains was the worst one of the group, right, just remember that, I say the blood Line still continues, Like I think it make too much money not continue. Yeah, Like they could kick Rome, like even if they like kick Roman out and it's just the USOS and Solo, right, that could be the new Bloodline. That could be the

1:02:45 baby faced version of the blood Line. Like all you need is the Rock can be the catalyst of that, right. Yeah. So I'm very excited it was gonna what's gonna happen tonight? I want the world to like I do and I want Roma to win. Yeah. However, however, America and the hardest part of the ring team, I want Cody to win for a whole other reason because I want Cody's mentor to come out after being forgotten about this whole time time because we had not talked about him whatever. And I want him to come hug him, and I want him to thumbs down his ass and arcade to shit out of him and the day of their your rival. Oh, I mean yeah, but Randy's not clear, right.

1:03:39 That was my biggest thing is like that'd be great, but I just don't think that he's going to be coming back for a little bit. I still recovering from back surgery, right, there's no actual timeline for him. Honestly, you should put a pin in that though, because like we were mentioning in the podcast we did before, like gun Through versus Cody should be the main event next year. And if that's the case and Cody beats Gunther in the WrestleMania, then Randy comes back Monday night and just our ka is the shit out of him, just like that, Like that could be something, or even if it's for Summer Slam or something like I don't know, you know, it just kind of depends on the timetable. But like I love that idea. It's just a matter of when and if it's possible. You know. Well, gentlemen, that end is night one. I want to say that too. Sorry, before we close out, I want to say this too. Get well soon, Dante Fleet, like, yeah, that, Oh my god, I don't want to like, I'm glad that you didn't like post the video or anything like that, the footage of the injury tea because but like that shit, when you roll on your stomach and your foot is still pointing towards the sky, that's crazy. I don't know, I know I read Dave Meltzer tweeted out that he's hearing that it's a lot like Joe thiseman and if that's the case, he's never wrestling again. And that is such a sad thing because top flight he was so entertaining. I

1:05:10 just feel so bad for him. I just I really do know. He was such a hard worker from what I saw, from what I had heard from people at the factory, Like he was such a nice dude, all this type of stuff, and for this to be the way it comes down to, I just really don't want his story to end here. Yeah, Top Flight has had a rough go, so let's hope that his brother bounced back from an accident and then another injury right behind that. So let's hope that Dante can bounce back from this. Yeah, for real, man, prayers up to him. Oh my gosh, It's it's just such a somber way to end the show. I know, but I had to say something because like, it is such a such a bad, bad situation for him right now, and I just feel really really terrible. But yeah, all right, So Jakobe, where can they find us? Of course you can follow us here on Instagram or Soli Follos here on YouTube. Check us out on the socials Instagram at the Hardest Part of the Ring with an Underscore Facebook at the same name, The Hardest Part of the Ring, And of course you can chat with Javan and myself. We'll be live tweeting the event tonight on Twitter at the Hardest Underscore Pod. So until then, fu fu fuck the franchise. What do you mean they can can they can? They talk to me? I mean they can talk, but I mean they ain't gonna guarantee a response. I know that, right, Yeah, Wow, Okay, Like I'm just saying, hey, hey, mister Rose, mister Rod, you just let me know when you get twenty four meal on a on

1:06:43 a real or a video and let me know when that happens on Twitter, because I haven't seen that yet. I mean talking about while a Mania. Let's let's give a shout out to Jay Rock right right, and then get there like next year. I'm like I will next year, I will be live reporting from while Mania. I'm going to make that shit happen because I got to be there to see Rob Van Dan's woman to park her ass in live like I gotta see it, like I gotta go to street to me. I gotta get a jol spring break before I die. So, mister Monday Night, where can they Where can they donate nuggets of knowledge to the Monday that mail the mailbox so they can find it at seven five to seven five two eight two four eight one. Thank you, uh mister the guy formerly known as Prince Patty. Now notice, mister Rose, mister Rose, we thank you for coming back and joining us here at the table at the hardest part of the ring. We appreciate you. We're happy that Things are going in a great direction for you and we look forward to having you back sooner than later. Sir, damn man, I appreciate you guys having me back on. Wait, is mister Rose the new gimmick name? Now?

1:07:59 Yes, damn it, I gotta update the game. Okay, I'm not gonna change your whole attire. I'm gonna think I gonna put you in a soup mister Rose, like the McMahon. I love it there it is so with that, Ladies, again, we appreciate you coming to stop pass and listen to us, and we will see you tomorrow for night too.