Feb. 3, 2023
The Docking Rumble Recap

The boys are joined by a new/ old friend of the show, Mr. Kyle Byrd from the Apron Bump podcast! Together we discuss Saturday's the Royal Rumble PLE, with a ton of other shenanigans along the way. Great time hanging out with him and a fun show (we may...
The boys are joined by a new/ old friend of the show, Mr. Kyle Byrd from the Apron Bump podcast! Together we discuss Saturday's the Royal Rumble PLE, with a ton of other shenanigans along the way. Great time hanging out with him and a fun show (we may have scarred poor Kyle for life). Let's Get It!
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Bring on page page right, she
has a name page. Okay, all
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right, So you know, ladies
and gentlemen, we're gonna get right into
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it. I gotta get my lips
right, you know what I mean,
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get it right. Dr I like
it completely, asked me. This is
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ridiculous. Your mama asked she don't
don't tell do it? We have company,
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and I don't want to get ugly, okay, like this is a
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first meeting. I don't want to
show my ass like your show before I've
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seen your ass, so like yeah, I mean right, like okay,
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like only he only talks for Jesus
needs but Jesus. Yeah, and and
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sometimes occasionally for my husband when he
leaves the twenty okay, other than that,
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not even on Christmas, that's crazy. One two for one yeah on
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Christmas, no man, no man, economy. Okay, listen, gentleman,
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let's serious faces. Okay, serious
faces. This is a serious moment.
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Our powers are combining. We are
docking. Okay, oh all right,
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only somebody's on because now it's not
even June. Like all right,
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So, ladies and gentlemen, he
we go so to my right and always
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ready to fight. It is my
right hand man. And also Cody's mister
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Monday night, Hell on Monday night? What up? You want to go?
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Where? Where's the weed? H? Where's the weed? Oh?
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No, I keep it in my
medicated bags, so the smell go get
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everywhere. You know, you gotta
have a bag. And then when you
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break out the bag, you gotta
have a weed. Baby, you gotta
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keep it like okay, that's Jake
bag. You gotta give one of these
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bands. It keeps the smell inside. Nobody ever knows you have it.
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I got plausible deniability. You look
at him. Welcome. Oh yeah,
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you're white. That's why. Welcome
to our world, Kyle. Where we
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just showed weed on YouTube. I
mean I don't have the exactly the same
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type, but I mean I have, you know, my life, so
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I don't take him anymore. The
last time it did, it had set
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me through a whirlwind. But uh, I'm with you, guess I'm with
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you. Guests, Wow wow wow, Well well, ladies, Uh,
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if you sick, I ain't even
gonna do that one. I'm gonna do
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that one. I'm gonna do that. When you got a little beard,
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you feel a little ground in sexy, you know, Ladies and gentlemen,
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he's grown in sexy and also a
loser because the bill sucked Hollywood, Jacoby,
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Oh my bad, my bad.
I'm playing all right, Like what's
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up, everybody? And I am
the man that runs the brand. I
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am the fucking franchise Troon Bishop.
The claps go there, Kyle to see
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you know, the claps like we're
gonna have you and Jacoby, you have
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brought me and Divine a guest.
Well not a guest to you guys,
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but a guest to me. So
everyone, uh, please welcome a good
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friend of the show, mister Kyle
Bird from the apron Bump Podcast aka the
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Hardest Part of the Ring question Mark
Parent the original vo what ht op r
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is here? We're here to settle
some beef and talk about some rumblings.
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So it's gonna be fun m sword
fights. So let's let's let's take it
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back a couple of years and let's
talk about Do you remember how we met?
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I do not. You were talking
shit, that's that's how right me
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absolutely um, and I told you
we could throw hands at the scope we
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came, we could fight. Huh
where were you? I was there?
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Probably I was there, Like,
but you ain't show up. There's a
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lot of people lines COVID. That
was the whole thing, that restriction.
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I'm just saying, you seem a
little scared. You know, if you
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want to get your ass kicked by
five point six gay dude, you know,
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I mean, we can prefer to
get my ass kicked. Actually,
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so okay, right, we can
make that happen, sir. All right,
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Well next time, next time it
happens like monster jam, I don't
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give a fuck what. We'll meet
up. We'll make something happen. So
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so, mister Bird, tell us
about yourself. Tell tell the hardest part
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of the ring, About the Apron
Bump, the hardest part of the ring.
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Well, first of all, thank
you guys for having me. It's
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a pleasure to be on here.
Ben your guys show the hardest part of
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earth Apron Bump. I see how
even I'm getting confused. Uh. The
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Apron Bump podcast mainly a retro wrestling
podcast. I start kind of started out
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doing current stuff, kind of like
you guys do. Um, but I
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was already kind of watching retro stuff
just for you know, just for fun.
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So I was like, oh,
let's make some content out of it,
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and it's progressed to where I'm covering
all these different timelines, all sorts
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of different companies and stuff like that, TNA Ring of Honor, the Monday
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Night War is all that stuff.
So it's been a good on. It's
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been a good time. How long
I've been in the game. Uh,
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it was like night end of nineteen
So what is that? Over three years?
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Over three years so not too long. It's like I feel like a
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lot of people, like when COVID
started, or like when AW started,
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I feel like that prompted a lot
of people to start a podcast. So
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it was kind of around that same
time period. Yeah, we already started
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our podcast because Jake needed a senior
project for college. So we don't have
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a dramatic story, right, this, this hodgepodg of bullshit just came off
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of a senior project. And it's
still on that level to a certain extent.
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Oh no, you guys are a
very professional show. Very professional.
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Yeah, yes, at least it
sounds professional, you know, thank you.
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Yeah, we breathed professionalism around here. I want to go that far
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right, I mean, Jake looked
like he just rolled out a bid bit.
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You think this is professional place?
So it's good. Looks like he
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rolled out of bed every day,
like every time I see him. It
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don't matter. It could be fucking
three o'clock in the day. He just
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he looks like that. That's how
he looks. Here we go, Hollywood
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man, exactly. You know,
no, all right, now, I'm
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I'm I'm on assignment. You know, Joaquin Phoenix style. You don't even
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know me at this point, you
know, like that's how it goes.
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Okay, Well, let's let's get
down to business, gentlemen. We have
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to talk about some rumblings, right, So the first question I'm gonna just
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throw out there to everybody, were
you sports entertained? Yes or no?
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Yes? Yeah, that was sports
entertained yep. Okay, let's get into
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it. Highlight of the Night,
Pitch black patch. Oh shit, Oh
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I thought that said highlighter of the
night. No, that's probably not.
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That's La Night, La Night.
Oh damn, the joker's right there,
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La Highlight. That was something though, it was something. It was very
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interesting. Let's we just turned it
down. Let's stop there. So the
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wwe really gave it to us with
a whole bunch of like branding and glow
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sticks. And I feel like we
just went back in time to fucking Jake's
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SpongeBob raid what raid last week?
But we got the How was that?
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I almost went real? Jake?
How was it? It was fucking awesome?
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It was so great. We had
a great go ahead and tell go
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ahead, and tell Kyle go ahead. And we dressed up in white collared
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shirts and red ties and wore shorts
and twenty degree weather. It was great.
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And then and then a friend of
ours gave me a little gave us
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a couple whiffs of poppers and didn't
experience that before, and then, uh,
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you know what. Otherwise it was
a great time. I mean,
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well, I shouldn't even say that, because the poppers were fine too.
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Everything was great. And then we
had eyehop at five am, and I
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was like, I kind of getting
old now. I don't know if I
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can keep doing eyehop at five am, but every once in a while,
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M yeah, interesting, interesting,
oh man, and button down shirts doing
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poppers, you know what I mean? Like, I can't they've ever done
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poppers before. But I wasn't afraid
to go to the bathroom by myself.
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So we were in a good Let
me tell y'all, something, ain't nobody
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gay, ain't nobody out here doing
poppers? Okay, evidently you're wrong,
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Like, apparently you're wrong. It's
never too late. My roommate and my
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roommate. It's the same situation.
Jesus Christ, white people. So um.
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The best part of the lights out
match was the ending. To me,
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uh, everything in between was a
little weird. H I didn't understand
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the whole, like, let's break
this desk and then it just like sparkles
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everywhere like a pinata. I was
like, I think I think that was
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the pop They had popcorn on the
announced table. I think that's what ended
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up that I didn't catch because I
rewatched some stuff after the fact, and
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there was I don't know why.
There was probably just for that associate,
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glowing confetti all over the place,
but I think it was popcorn. Yeah.
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It struck me as weird too,
because yeah, right, it was
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just random. Let's ask a person
that's usually high when he's watching things,
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Joy, how did it affect you? I didn't even watch that ship,
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so let's go ahead. He tuned
out a long time ago. Yeah,
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I drew that line a long time
ago. I just know Jeff Hardy jumped
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off some ship that's all I got. Jeff Hardy he won't he won't.
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Oh, I don't know. Somebody
jumped who the fuck jump off Hardy?
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There? I figured it was Jeff
was not a Hardy that that was the
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country rap star. I was trying
to figure what genre he was, because
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it was I skipped that ship too, Like, madam, you didn't miss
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much. When din't peacock start charging? Like interesting? Like cock? Apparently
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you don't get peacock for free cocks
anymore? Oh? Really? Yeah?
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They charge your whole eight bucks to
get it at free. I'm like,
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um, I'll watched the as girl. Yeah. I took the four ninety
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nine with ads. I'm like,
this is fine. I wish it was
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free ninety nine. Who are you
telling? I got no time for ads?
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Those extra four dollars? Yeahs,
breeze right through it. Are you
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rich? You just throwing out ducats
like like that? I got quarters everywhere?
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Man, Let me tell you,
Oh shit, change man, that's
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awesome. Are you guys even committed
to Ray Wyatt still? Or like,
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are we done? Or how do
we feel? I'm glad you asked that
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question because in my notes I have
literally written here and said for both people.
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Where do we go from here?
Like what happens on Friday? Like
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does it you know what I mean? Like does La Night just get a
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hard reset or does bray Wyatt and
pursue more of an Alexo route? Like
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what do we do? Yeah?
I mean do they drag it out to
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WrestleMania and a rematch of sorts?
I don't think I want that. I
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don't either, But and I like
La Night, Like that's the craziest part.
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Look, La I got this moment. It was great. Um,
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you know he'll go back to the
back of the line. Um, maybe
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he can get um, you know, go for the game, the communal
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title or something. I don't know, somebody's got to fight gun there.
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We'll get there. But like,
right, something got to be next now,
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right, we gotta progress this ship
forward with bray Wyret. Just what's
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the end game? Yeah, it's
a it's a hard puzzle to piece together
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because we still don't know Harper,
Like, it's it's a lot very slow,
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very slow. Howdy not Harper.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Well,
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there weren't they like trademark Uncle Harper
or something. I thought I read
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that too, and I was like
Oh cool, that'd be a cool Oh
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yeah, probably again. No,
everybody danced around a question, Aboudy answered
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it. Do y'all care about Bray
Wyatt? No? Not not at the
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moment, not really. He just
doesn't like his story. He's like an
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interesting character and I could applaud him
for bringing something different to the table.
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It just never translates to an entertaining
conclusion or an entertaining match to me,
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Really, did you not? Did
you not like the Firefly Funhouse match back
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at WrestleMania That was okay? I
mean he I mean broken clock is right
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twice a day, Like the Firefly
Funhouse was good. Um, the stuff
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with the Shield and the Wyatt family
was good. He's had little glimpses of
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greatness throughout his run, but I
think the majority of his stuff and I'm
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like the stuff with Goldberg, the
stuff with braunch Stroman, the stuff with
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um whatever else he's done, Like, I don't know, man, at
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this point, I'm like, I'm
not throwing it, you know, in
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the trash, but I'm not like
super invested to see what happens next personally.
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But you and Javan is old school, like Crondosseur is arrest the Undertaker
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won't ship when he first stopped art
it right, Wait, nah, Undertake
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was better than m Nah. Undertaker
was better than bray Wide when he started
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like Undertaker to be fair, though
his matches weren't that good for the most
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part, the Undertaker it weren't.
But I just think the progression and the
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storyline with him where it's just like
it just let him come in fuck everybody
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up for a year and it was
like, I take the Taluel. It
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was like, okay, bet.
From that point we kind of knew what
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the Undertaker was and then they just
kept doing He kind of stayed in a
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lane where it won't too goofy so
much, where it's bray Wide is just
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like his ship starts good, then
it gets goofy and then we don't know
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where the fucking it just goes off
the rails to some ship. Then we
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don't know what the fuck's going on. Whether it was like the hell in
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the Cell was set Rollins, that
ship was good until that match everything that
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ended everything. It just seems like
every time here's he gets going and the
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story gets good, and then when
it comes time for him to have a
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match of any sword that's when that
ship goes completely off the rails. It's
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almost like they try to do way
too much instead of just keeping temple.
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We didn't need all this ship.
They could have kept the lights one fall
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this. Yeah right, I'm good, Like I mean, Bray Wide to
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me hasn't really been good since the
Hawaiian Shirt by wire Like I like that.
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Like that that character was devious enough
to kind of grab my attention,
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and I really wish it was like
a super like slow like burn with him
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for me, he just ping pong
like, so he went from that to
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the Fiend, right was it something
in between? It was like the stuff
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with Matt hardy Um. I don't
know what you call that. It was
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like, yeah, not Hawaiian Shirt
Bray, but it was still kind of
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the same character, right, Like
so he just ping pong from character the
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character. So when I got to
The Fiend, I'm just like, what,
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like what happened? Did you?
Just where's the story? And apparently
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there is a story. He was
listening to m and speak. I think
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it was about two weeks ago.
He was on someone's podcast, I can't
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remember, but he was speaking about
the evolution of Bray Wyatt and and the
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evolution of the character. So apparently
all of this is like a continuous story
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that's gonna all of a suddenly just
climax and bust in our face. I
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like that. I like that all
just boom right there. Wow. Yeah,
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I think, yeah, I think
what Javon said. I think a
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lot of times they just tried too
much. Like sometimes it's just it could
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be simple as a lot, as
long as he keeps winning, but also
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stays away from like the world title
picture, because I think that hurt the
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fee into it just fucking around the
titles too much and flip flopping, and
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because he doesn't need it, like
he's a character that can be off to
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the side, Like his character kind
of allows storylines to form around that.
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So as long as he stays credible, stays away from the title picture,
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and the stories actually progress, it's
culminating into something rather than just open ended
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spooky nonsense. I think it'll be
fine in time, But for a now,
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I'm kind of not hesitant, but
I mean, yeah, I guess
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kind of hesitant. Jacoby, did
you have anything to add on to that
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before I say the next thing?
And I'm about to say no, I
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just if I had to add one
thing. I would just say that that
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happens a lot when there are too
many cooks in the kitchen, and notoriously
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that's creative in WW. But they
spent money on a horror rider, Like
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what do you mean, Okay,
there's a there's a horror rider there.
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He's right, like right now,
many of the elm Street movies are good,
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Like because you call yourself a horror
writers, I mean you're good at
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it. They also got comedy writers
on the team. And how much stuff
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is funny? So we have all
the comedy here because we have Jake.
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He's a joke. Oh dear,
oh dear, Mike went out or the
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audio went out, but whatever.
Speaking of jokes, uh La, Knight's
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career is a joke in WWE.
I can't argue with that one. It's
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very sad. I gets fine.
I think he's fine, he's we We've
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already discussed this a ton of times, like the name already sets him back
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minus points. But like now I'm
just curious what the heck he does.
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I mean, I've heard catering in
ww's actually really good, Like I can
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confirm that it's no longer barbecue ship, like it's actually like it's not like
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they're bringing the burger king like a
certain company has in the past. Um,
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they're bringing in like you know,
they got like personal chefs and stuff
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like that. So that's good.
If he just wants to chill there,
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I totally get it, you know
what I mean. But at the same
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time, too, like his potential
to is actually greater. I just I
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don't know, Well, my daddy
always told me potentially shit unless you apply
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it. So we're gonna move on
from talking about licking ass nights and we're
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gonna just take a break to kind
of get ourselves together. We'll be right
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back leading to this fament court from
the highest of highs to the lowest of
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loan. The American Nightmarican staring at
the WrestleMania side don't get mortality for dashing
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to start us to the beta that
wrestle the World was trending number one as
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you see it all the time,
and the reason for it is because I
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felt like this Royal Rumble match was
a really good one, like the men's
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specifically, I thought both were really
good, but I like the men's one
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one was better. Okay, Man's
no surprise, by the winner, of
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course, no surprise by the winner
Cody Rhodes. Hold on, wait,
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you said you were surprised. Okay, you want to elaborate more. I'm
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surprised, Okay, all right.
Um, we have various MVPs for the
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night that I've written down here.
Feel free to disagree with me. I
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had Gunther, Cody, Logan,
Paul, and Ricochet as my MVPs,
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and we'll get into that. Only
three surprises for this match, although one
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of them really isn't specifically for this
match, It just happened before it.
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Logan, Paul Booker, t and
Pat McAfee not as an entrant, but
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as a welcome back as a commentator, And you could tell that they didn't
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know. And reportedly this is true, Michael and Corey Graves did not know
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that he was coming back or was
even in the building. So uh,
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Corey Graves's reaction of negativity probably really
spot on. Michael Cole was so adorable
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though, when he like got up
to his feet and he's like, what
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what right? The bromance of the
century. I love it. Um.
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We got a bunch of new wrinkles
which I want to get into and stuff.
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But let's get into these questions,
Um backtracking. Was Cody the right
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choice. I'll leave it to you, obviously, Toront has uh, Toront
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has um. I don't go what
I guess. All right, all right,
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Kyle, how did you feel about
the result? It was solid?
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I mean, like, I don't
think it was a surprise, like you
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said, Um, Going into these
it's always like, oh, I wonder
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if they're going to pull something out
that we didn't expect. So it's kind
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of always like, all right,
they did the thing we're all expecting.
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But um, I mean, he
can't fault him for it. I mean
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it makes sense personally, I think
Cody. I mean, no, we'll
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just have to see how it plays
out. I think it's too early for
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Cody to to challenge Roman. I
feel like, yeah, I kind of
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agree with you, to be honest, especially amongst all the Sammy Zane and
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all the bloodline stuff. I feel
like I'm worried that he's going to be
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an afterthought Cody. So, but
they could do stuff. They could split
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the titles. They could I mean
elimination chamber. I mean, there's rumors
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that it might be Sammy versus Roman, which it seems like it's going to
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be that. I mean, it's
in Montreal, so I assume it's gonna
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be something like that. So I
don't have a problem with Cody winning.
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I mean I don't know who else. I mean, Sammy would have been
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only one I would have liked to
see win, But they kind of got
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to the same result, just in
a different way. So I'm not hating
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on that. But um yeah,
I mean people were people. I think
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people had really high expectations. People
were expecting the Rocks stolen, Cold Undertaker,
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the Great College, like, we
didn't get that. But I think
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it's good to you be excited about
the people that are on the roster rather
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than pining for who's not there.
So I thought, and it was good.
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Um gun third getting the spotlight was
probably my main takeaway from this.
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I didn't expect that for him to
go from number one to be in the
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last eliminated. I think he had
the most eliminations too. Yes, he
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clocked in it. Um I didn't
believe it was seven, but I can
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get the right number. And he
set the record for the longest run and
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a thirty man rumble. He had
five elimbs on the night and that was
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the highest. Right he tied Cody
Rhodes at five elimbs. Okay, okay,
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but uh yeah, I mean that
does my main takeaways from it,
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So okay, let me get this
straight. H we're excited for Cody to
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be the Royal Rumble winner? Is
that? Is that the consensus both excited
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as the word I'm gleeful, I'm
I'm happy for him. Yeah, I
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feel like you should be most centtical, like I feel like I feel there's
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a line fuck this guy right like
fuck his wife too, like I mean
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like woman, like I hate her, like I wish she was in the
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women's rumble. Huh, I said, I wish she was in the women's
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rumble too. Need to a wasted
spots girl like stop and wasn't and we'll
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get there spots. Look okay,
gunter Go and Pillow. The post was
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really fucking amazing And to me,
that was your winner. M why why
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wait? You know you're gonna get
get Cody versus romance that that we're that's
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a given. You didn't have to
play any games to get there. It
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was very simple, Like you could
have found that in the elimination chamber.
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You could have found that in tonight's
pro bo on raw, which was actually
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really good because Tody, because Cody
didn't lists at all or spit on anything.
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So I'm very proud of him.
O. Those speech classes are really
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working. So I mean, hey, I'm a bitch. So the thing
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is is, I just feel that
they wasted while they put Gunther in a
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great place, they just wasted the
opportunity for shock and awe if you didn't
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have shock and awe with the roster
of people that you brought out right,
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like do it with the wind,
stop giving us the obvious. The match
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was immaculate, like I just enjoyed
every piece of it. But the real
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MDP of wrestling, of wrestling,
not wrestling of Royal Rumbull, was the
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commentary team. Like I have not
been so much engaged as I was engaged
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with those three gentlemen that was doing
commentary, like they had found magic there
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with the three man commentary team.
I hate Coy Graves. I think it's
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mom is a bitch, but that's
just me, right. The Pats there,
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we all love Pat is infectious of
course, Yeah, the energy was
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infectious. I mean their banter,
like the ship they were saying in the
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match, like it just brought me
back to a place of nostalgia, and
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I'm surprised our people that love nostalgia
didn't really gripple on to that part more
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over than the wrestling, Like so, um, I just think the wrong
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man one. We could have done
a thousand different things. I thought the
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match itself was really solid. I
love seeing Shamus and m Andrew McIntire together.
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That was a fun watch. Um, I just don't know what the
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future looks like outside of Gunther in
the WWE, because if you really think
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about it, half of those guys
that was in that match over forty cough
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cough, Kofi Kingston cough cough,
of remarkable saves are over all I'm saying.
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Is all I'm saying is this is
the second year in a row with
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a botched like moment, and I
just want to know, like is this
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it? Like? Are we done? Like what are we doing? Please?
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For the love of guy, could
we stop just bringing the budget of
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black people down? But he's botched, fucking I'm just trying not to watch
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him try to kill himself in January
every year. I just don't I'm over
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it. I'm over it. Like
it's the best time of the year.
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January oh, I mean it's pre
Black History Month, which here the hardest
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part of the ring. You celebrate
Black History Month from February to what we
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feel like stopping un till Pride in
June. Question, right, we real
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black over here? That's why I
say on my podcast as well. I
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don't know if Kyle can actually say
that, though, No, because Kyle
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hasn't had feather and Finn, So
I don't know. I have had feather
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and Finn. I just had the
chicken there, Okay, but apparently right
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wait wait, paulse you seem way
too white, too well. We recommended
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it to him. I don't.
I don't believe it. I want to
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see. I didn't go there.
I had a door dashed. I would
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never go to that part of town. Actually, that's actually a joke.
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Bes I actually used to live like
right by it, and uh whatever,
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I made it out alive. So
U grant doing right? Is anybody here
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on cut? Because uh, you
know, I'm not so I don't think
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we can dock. You say you
said docking right doing? We're doing all
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right, don't. I don't know
how we're docking. We're just doing it.
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We'll figure it out. Yeah,
you know, they have custom custom
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stocks. Anyway, Um, so
you had the chicken, you did not
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have the fish. That's that's good. Yeah, well I'll go back and
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have the fish and report my findings. Okay, because again, if you
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eat it, I don't If I
ain't seen you eat it, I don't
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believe it. So that needs to
be photos of you eating this. I'm
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gonna take a slow motion video of
meeting that a close up and send it
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to you. I just don't believe
like that, that feathering fan is like
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a place that you've never been like, you know what I mean. It's
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like a neighborhood you've never been to, like because I just I don't believe
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it, like a restaurant, and
I need to go inside. Maybe that's
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the I need that. If that
happens, I want pictures. Take your
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wife too. I want it to
be a pous No, no, why
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not if I take her in there? What out? Don't bring your wife?
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Let me tell you something that this
to get exposed, exposed to all
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kinds of ethnic shit. Okay,
Like I don't give a fuck my grandma
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fan him pig feet. Oh okay, so he ate it, Gavar,
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Come on, now a fuck pigs
feed. Question Mark, I'm a nigger.
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I don't even eat. That's disgusting, you, Jake, Like there's
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there's lines you draw for family.
That's the line all that you. I
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would have told you you toryn I
didn't make him eat it. That's it's
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my grandma. Y'all know. My
Grandma's sweetest person on the planet. She's
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I love I love your grandma.
Why do you let that happen? You
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know how terrible pigs it is?
Why you set your husband up like that?
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Look this is me. It was
hilarious, okay, Like look looking
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at his white pillage, just melt
away as he ate the gigs me.
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Okay boy, his ancestors rolling over
in their grade, right, Yeah,
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too much going on? All I'm
said, you can't whip them, So
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make him eat pig feed? Fuck
it? Well, kind of like eating
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pigs feed. We have of what's
left for Gunther because after this match,
402
00:31:03.480 --> 00:31:06.960
that all right, professional, But
after this match, everybody else seems to
403
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:11.240
have a direction except for him.
So champion man, okay, great,
404
00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:14.839
great pick a mid carter the wrestle
I guess at WrestleMania, I guess,
405
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:17.319
I mean, honestly, it should
be Ricochet because he's the only one I
406
00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:19.400
have here. It really doesn't have
anything going on that I could see the
407
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:23.319
challenge for that belt. There's an
easy there's an easy match you could give
408
00:31:23.400 --> 00:31:29.960
him. What don't tell me it's
that triple threat match with brock Lessner and
409
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:33.720
Bobby Last. I want to see
those two beat the shit out of each
410
00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:37.880
other by the way I thought they
put him in there. But I would
411
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:44.119
not be opposed to a trip with
threat with him Drew and Shamous, I
412
00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:48.960
oppose that. Or if you really
want to keep your fucking just and just
413
00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:52.720
give gum for all the flowers and
put that in again there with Logan Paul,
414
00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:56.640
well, they don't beat Look,
they don't beat Logan Paul asks a
415
00:31:56.720 --> 00:32:04.400
little bad wrestle. I had Lady
Joy, I had Logan Paul and Seth
416
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:08.440
Rollins as a potential wrestling that's going
to happen just because he eliminated Seth.
417
00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:13.960
But and Seth's not really doing anything
either after he did just contend. He
418
00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:17.079
did just win his way into the
to the United States Championship elimination chamber.
419
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:25.480
So there's yeah, that's what that's
what this is this year. It is
420
00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:30.440
for the US title. Austin theory
is defending and so far I don't know
421
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:36.400
what happened since, but before we
started recording seth Rollins had won his way
422
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:39.880
in by pinning Gable. Please no, no, no, wait, say
423
00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:44.680
what you're feeling right now? So
tell me the feeling. Your face is
424
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:46.880
telling me everything. See how you
feel? They just need to throw that
425
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:51.079
Elimination Chamber in the trash, man. I mean, it's just, first
426
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:52.680
of all, I hate that they
have a pay per view that's called elimination
427
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:57.400
Chamber. They should bring that out
when they need it, because it gives
428
00:32:57.400 --> 00:33:00.559
you situations like this, gives you
situations like this where it's like, oh
429
00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:02.599
fuck, it's February, we need
elimination Chamber. Uh, but we already
430
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:06.759
have a WrestleMania match set, So
well what we do? Oh, I
431
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:09.680
guess the US title. It's just
like shoe horned it in where it doesn't
432
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:14.000
really make sense. Like I'm all
for making the US title feel meaningful.
433
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:15.799
So it's fine, and I'm sure
it'll be a fun match, but man,
434
00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:23.000
it's interest So screw that. Okay, Okay, So Charlotte, Yes,
435
00:33:23.079 --> 00:33:24.960
I was about to get to that. When we get to the lions.
436
00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:29.440
Fine, put a pin in that. Put a pin in that,
437
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:30.440
because we are going to come.
I don't hate that. Actually, yeah,
438
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:35.200
but I don't hate that either.
Um what else we got here?
439
00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:39.200
So another a dominicant mysterio. I
was thank you you were on the same
440
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:44.720
wavelengker. A kid's a piece of
shit, Michael Cole all the night.
441
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:51.000
It's a big because he was amazing, Like think about it like that.
442
00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:53.920
Okay, we were talking about earlier
about how family doesn't let family eat pigs
443
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:58.359
feet, like he didn't even let
his dad compete in the royal rumble,
444
00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:02.200
like this is crazy, good good, and well he did struggle trying to
445
00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:07.319
rip that mask, so the duct
points. But overall and he was the
446
00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:12.199
he was the last member of Judgment
day, last man remaining. I mean,
447
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.039
the dude, I can't deny it. Like, yes, he's a
448
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:20.400
dork whatever, but like he gets
heat, like he knows his job and
449
00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:23.599
he does it really well. Let's
talk about him using some steroids. Okay,
450
00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:29.519
like look, this is me,
okay, like why is everybody looking
451
00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:38.079
at me like I'm crazy? I'm
listening, Like go ahead, brother,
452
00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:42.400
go ahead to take that shot now. But so your ankles can swall up
453
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:45.920
a little bit because he is real, like Jacob fucked him up. Like
454
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:49.960
for real, Jay could throw her
hands with Dominant cereal and literally fuck that
455
00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:52.119
kid up, and like Riha shows
up and then she fucks me and then
456
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:55.320
that's a problem, Like I mean, might like it, who knows,
457
00:34:55.440 --> 00:34:59.800
Like you know what I mean,
like explore your kings anyway? There for
458
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:04.239
reason, you were just doing poppers, Okay, Like that's all I'm saying.
459
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:06.880
That's the first step. That's the
gateway drug, that's the gateway.
460
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:09.599
Next thing, you know, you
got your hands on your knees. No,
461
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:14.079
next, next thing, you know, I'm Lars Sullivan right, next
462
00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:20.400
thing, right exactly? You are
gay for pay? Right yea? Yeah?
463
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:25.760
So but for im, there's really
in between. Just no you just
464
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:30.599
you just gay or you're gay for
pay. That's the line. So he
465
00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:37.320
Kyle is never coming here again,
so I uh, but no, for
466
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.719
real, like the boy need to
find a way to beef fuck. I
467
00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:43.800
think if you beefed up a little
bit, like I could take him seriously.
468
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:46.760
I think though, because he is
a dork. But I think they're
469
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:51.800
leaning into that though. I think
his whole character is premised on him being
470
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:55.480
the slimy guy that shouldn't be there. And it's just because even in the
471
00:35:55.559 --> 00:35:59.320
rumble, like his boys were helping
him, and that they were that was
472
00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:01.159
the only reason that you lasted so
long. I think the fact that he's
473
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:05.800
such a scrawny douchebag is kind of
his character. I think if he bolked
474
00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:07.920
up and just be another guy.
Yeah, I just don't like how they
475
00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:12.840
try to put the Mexicans in a
game. That's just me okay, Like
476
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:17.000
you mean, then Balor's hell of
Mexican since when I mean he wearing that
477
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:22.000
band down like he is. You
know, Ireland is Mexico of Europe,
478
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:27.079
right, and he talked about all
this swag. I can't. All I'm
479
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:29.760
saying is it's kind of like he's
not even the leader no more. It's
480
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.559
like it's Rein Dominic and then the
other two are just there. When't that
481
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:36.199
sex take coming out? Because I'm
trying to see who bottom it? Oh,
482
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:40.679
we already know he was in prison
for a day, Like Jabar,
483
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:45.480
you were saying something if I make
if I can make a note about Judgment
484
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:47.119
day, hold on, hold on, because I made a couple of notes
485
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:53.079
about the Royal rumble and judgment Day
was one of them. He's so disappointed.
486
00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:57.920
I love it. I took notes. Um let's see, yes,
487
00:36:58.039 --> 00:37:00.519
okay, Damian Priest, right,
I'm gonna need you to fix that hair.
488
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:07.119
My boy out here looking like Brittany
Grinder. I can't rock that shit.
489
00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:16.760
I'll tell you welcome back. I'm
sorry. He needs to fix that
490
00:37:16.840 --> 00:37:21.360
hair like he like a grown ass
woman out there. Nah, fix that
491
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:25.280
shit. It's a lot going on. It's a lot going it is,
492
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:35.239
like yo, like that that the
note, Look, that was a that
493
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:37.920
was what he did in the match. It's that hair. He came out
494
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:44.559
there looking like a straight stud and
I need him to fix that. The
495
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:50.280
note is that the La Sparks need
him right, like he needed to be
496
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:53.639
getting that w NBA money At this
point outside of the obvious, right,
497
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:59.440
we know who we really enjoy,
But who was the like the like I
498
00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:04.599
don't want to the black sheep.
Who was the hitting gym in the Royal
499
00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:07.960
Rumble to you? M hmm,
yeah, like I asked, already talked
500
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:14.480
about Tom, We already talked about
you already talked about it. I'll say
501
00:38:15.480 --> 00:38:22.159
the Banger Brothers because they're still running
it. In the beginning they're a little
502
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:28.840
running the beginning. Yeah, it
was pretty fucking good, like Logan Paul.
503
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:34.920
Perhaps I was going to suggest Logan
Paul as well. Had he kept
504
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:37.920
a couple of good moments like bucking
up with braun Stroman And he looked like
505
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:43.039
he belonged in there. That's the
thing. Yeah, exactly, he's got
506
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:46.159
the natural instincts. It's just it's
pretty impressive. And he's a heel now,
507
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:51.119
thank god, thank god. And
he listens, you can tell that
508
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:54.840
he's Is it Sean Michaels. Who's
behind him? Sean Michaels, Yeah,
509
00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:59.039
who else? I can't remember either. It was three people working on his
510
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:00.960
Michaels at the working on this rework, somebody working on his mic skills.
511
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:04.840
Well, who needs mike? Was
it? Was it? Old boy there?
512
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:08.639
Um okay, it was Jamie Noble. That's who I was thinking of.
513
00:39:10.360 --> 00:39:16.119
Oh the Bullock, goddamn it.
Pull Sorry, So let's talk about
514
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:22.360
let's before we move on to the
next uh segment here, let's talk about
515
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:27.199
who I would smash in a royal
rumble, and I would smash carrying a
516
00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:32.119
cross? You watch? No?
What what we come so far in a
517
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:37.599
year and a half, good is
it the hair for you? I knew,
518
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:42.119
I knew that's all it needed with
some hair. I knew it.
519
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:45.039
Like I would smash. I'm sorry, Like y'all can be mad all you
520
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:49.679
want to, Like I would smash. It's just you know, it's the
521
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:54.480
dark skin and it's the hair.
But you know, tattoos pretty awesome entrance.
522
00:39:54.679 --> 00:40:00.599
Can't deny that, right, like
the tattoos yep, like triple threat,
523
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:06.199
Like I'm good, like you know
what I mean? Smashable um Unsmashable
524
00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:10.039
is chad Gable because he looks like
one of my exes. So that'll do
525
00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:15.960
it, right, Yeah, just
looking at that. Nope, I've really
526
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:21.119
done charity America. Like just understand
I've done a lot, a lot of
527
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:27.239
charity, jeesus, not a lot, A lot cheese a lot. Why
528
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:31.559
what have I done charity? Yes? Right, I mean I might just
529
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:36.679
would be like I don't know,
Saint Jus, like it's a lot of
530
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:42.840
charity. Rise. Yeah, before
we transfer over, I have a joke.
531
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:49.400
What do me and brock Lesner have
in common? We both lasted two
532
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:57.360
minutes and twenty eight seconds. Do
you notice how the white people just it's
533
00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:04.559
like sex, It's just what I'm
going becomes fast man. That's what it
534
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:08.599
was. That's good stuff. And
then we're moving on. Oh wait,
535
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:13.159
wait, I have another note about
the rumble that I took. Okay,
536
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:16.519
okay, who who? Who else
didn't dress to him press? Oh no,
537
00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:21.239
this isn't about dressed this time.
Um, who the fuck changed Johnny
538
00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:24.880
Gardan those music? How long has
this? I didn't notice this ship because
539
00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:30.480
this is trash. That's not that's
dope. Shut up, it's terrible.
540
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:35.320
It's not rebel Hard. I'll take
you rebel Hard. It's just a different
541
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:42.719
it's just a different singer. Bring
her back. It's it's a man singing
542
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:49.360
rebel Hart. Right, that's not
making my panties wet him. I got
543
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:55.079
another note. Let's see, I'm
okay, oh this I missed that fucking
544
00:41:55.079 --> 00:42:00.320
over. I don't know why,
but when he he came out as baby
545
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:04.840
face old this was doing the Caterpillar
and everything. I missed that fucking ODIs.
546
00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:08.280
Like everybody loves that ODIs. It's
nuts. Yeah, Like it was
547
00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:12.480
nice to see that ship. You
know what I missed? You know what?
548
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.519
I missed his neck? Okay,
like where's that? Like? Also,
549
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:22.679
let's just ask who fucks him like
in real life, like who actually
550
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:30.760
watches him undressed and lays down with
him and actually had sex Tucky And that's
551
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:37.599
why, Yeah, it's all good, Like it's okay. I like miss
552
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.480
Otis. I think I feel like
he was like three inches taller. He
553
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:45.000
would be. He could be like
a huge monster, right, like bron
554
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:49.960
Stroman but like people like him.
Yeah, there's the dick jokes somewhere in
555
00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:53.639
there. I just can't pull it
out right, he just did. Do
556
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:59.559
you think do you think that otis
paid to watch the Mandy Rose video?
557
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:04.800
Um? No, he has a
free subscription. They're real like it better
558
00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:07.360
and like you know how much money
he gave her, like you not gave
559
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.840
her, but you didn't how much
money they earned together while they were drawing
560
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:14.920
a bitch paw you go watch look
at my pussy. You pay for that?
561
00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:16.960
Ar who you are? Who could
be married? I mean you're still
562
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:22.880
paying for it premium. This is
why miss Page, she can't away for
563
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:25.599
free. A saint exactly. She
did more of a saint than to Rono.
564
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:31.599
Man, oh, this can't be
watching that ship man that come on
565
00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:37.119
man? Nope, oh goodness,
all right, let's he can't be watched.
566
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:40.000
Ain't she fucking her boyfriend up there
too? Yes, that's the whole
567
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:50.119
continent she got. Can let's uh, let's take a quick break and then
568
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:52.719
when we come back, we'll talk
about the women's royal rumbleman. Oh no,
569
00:43:52.719 --> 00:44:00.639
no, no, But not only
did she or number one suffer their
570
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:05.280
spear if they had to pet Phoenix
before the spet cheek started. So guess
571
00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:15.840
our big takeaway from tonight should be
who has Lemania big trouble? Because Ria
572
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:23.719
Rippling. It's a genuine badass and
a Wrestlemdiam made a ventor. Okay,
573
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:29.840
America, we're back and and as
usual, there's Tomfoolery on the b roll.
574
00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:31.880
We're bringing the b roll to the
eight roll. Okay, and we're
575
00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:36.639
talking about how all of my friends, all of you motherfuckers that listen to
576
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:38.639
the show and watch it, y'all
know who you are. We've done this
577
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:43.159
ver before. You don't wash your
feet, get an ask feet, y'all.
578
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:45.800
Let the soap run off your body
and run down to your fee.
579
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:49.480
Say you watch that is not in
the washing zone for you, right,
580
00:44:49.639 --> 00:44:54.199
which is disgusting. Two of them
have just admittedly said it out loud.
581
00:44:54.760 --> 00:45:01.840
Two people of lighter skin, right, have just admitted that they don't do
582
00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:12.079
it? Does it work? Why
did y'all do it? Does it work?
583
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:14.960
Because it's so like, well,
what the fuck? That can shave
584
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:20.920
a couple of minutes off my shower
time? What I have no difference?
585
00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:24.639
How much time do you dedicate to
you cleaning your legs? Kyle? Like?
586
00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:30.599
Are you fucking it's your body?
You The soap gets you get like
587
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.840
I get the armpits, the face, the chestel area. Yo, runs
588
00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:37.159
down. I got my lufa.
You know what I mean. I'm just
589
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.760
come down clean your legs. The
soap comes down to your feet, right
590
00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:46.320
your feet, the water hits it
is like washing it exactly. What is
591
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:52.599
not like washing it that I get
the grundle area, I get my bathing
592
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.760
suit square, I got clean all
of that, and it's it's basically a
593
00:45:55.880 --> 00:46:00.480
leg to the top of the leg. I clean boom. This is too
594
00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:06.159
fucking much like I don't. It's
nasty, quickest shower of your life.
595
00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:09.559
No one has said my legs smell
bad. Yeah, nobody's ever made complain
596
00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:15.000
about my ask don't ask your wife
the snippet. You're may to go out
597
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:19.000
there and hey, hey, can
you go skim sniff my leg? Please?
598
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:24.400
Absolutely crazy your wife listen and look
at this show. She would be
599
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:28.039
like, you could not hang out
with these people. I guarantee you she
600
00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:30.679
didn't clean her legs either. She's
also white. Just wait, whiter than
601
00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:36.840
I am. Boom there you good? Well she's for full on Norwegian.
602
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:43.079
Oh shit, Oh no, no, smart don't clean her legs neither.
603
00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:45.840
No, she probably cleaned her legs, but I know she cleaned her den
604
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:52.199
guess women the lotion and all that
shit, right right wait wait wait wait
605
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:57.679
yeah, motherfuckers don't use lotion.
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
606
00:46:58.119 --> 00:47:04.760
I am a jergen freaking member.
Okay, okay, okay. I
607
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:08.480
used Ocean all the time because I
was roasted through high school. Yeah,
608
00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:13.239
Jurgens, because I had actually has
fuck hands come to wintertime, so I
609
00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:16.039
had to be on that ship because
I was roasted almost every day. You
610
00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:20.559
went to a black high school,
I went to Kellum Kellum is like no,
611
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:24.960
I went to Kellum my rest of
my friends with ol but I was
612
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:29.320
on the basketball team, so like, I got all the time. Ye,
613
00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:31.239
I must not get a white school
if he's on the basketball team.
614
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:37.440
We actually were a predominantly white basketball
team. I would guess so. But
615
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:40.519
we won districts every year I was
there anyway, somebody, somebody paid you
616
00:47:40.599 --> 00:47:45.599
to win districts anyway, So,
um, disgusting. It makes me very
617
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:49.960
upset. Y'all all. Really,
y'all disgusted me, all of you,
618
00:47:50.280 --> 00:47:52.480
the whole lot of you. I
have naturally smooth skin. One day,
619
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.239
I'm gonna make you feel my arms
if y'all smooth they are, it's just
620
00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:01.880
naturally smooth. That's a flex.
Yeah, I'm thirty percent Filipino, and
621
00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:06.400
that's the Filipino coming out. It's
just I'm pretty hairless too. I don't
622
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:08.559
know if you can see, but
I'm I'm a smooth boy. There you
623
00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:16.719
go that first of all, Okay, I'm I am not going to attacks
624
00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:24.760
right I I my attack was coming
like it's in here. I was like
625
00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:28.239
Kyle, it's Kyle's first time here, and I do want to come back.
626
00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:30.199
I'm not gonna verbally assassinate it.
No, please, please don't hold
627
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:35.719
back on my account. No,
Kyle, Like I'm an adult, I
628
00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:37.840
like to show restraint at times,
like you know what I mean. Um,
629
00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:43.920
So I am showing restraint right now. Um and if you ask Javarn
630
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.840
and Jake for some reason, since
you have Filipino and you do or any
631
00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:52.679
type of like like I don't know
Asian descent or anything, I don't like
632
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:55.400
you thirty percent of who you are
because they say I don't like Asian people.
633
00:48:55.440 --> 00:49:00.079
Oh yeah that's right, yeah he
um yeah, yeah, he's a
634
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:06.119
shackamoor A fan, so he obviously
hate Japanese people included all Asian people.
635
00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:10.719
Thrue. I like, she just
get knockam more cake. I like,
636
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:16.920
okay, like Jex's because I don't
like the ones that you like. Thought
637
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:21.360
me, I'm racist. We were
like, hey, Okada match really good.
638
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:23.239
Toronto was like Forbidden Door sucked.
I was like, I bet you
639
00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:30.800
didn't like some Forbidden Door for other
reasons. Oh boy, so you mentioned
640
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:37.320
Oscar earlier. That's a fantastic transition
to the women's were a rumble match winner
641
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:43.559
Rhea Ripley, mommy for the women, give me a break. This one
642
00:49:43.639 --> 00:49:45.039
was. I thought this one was
good. I was. I was pleased,
643
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:51.079
sports entertained from start to finish.
As we know, this is a
644
00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:54.880
slight brag for me um our last
show. I was making the case for
645
00:49:55.000 --> 00:50:00.280
Live Morgan. She was the last
person eliminated, so shout out to me.
646
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:05.159
And she was also the number two
entry in the Royal Rumble thing I
647
00:50:05.239 --> 00:50:08.039
remember about Live Morgan. She had
chains on her titties. What's wrong with
648
00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:12.800
that? What is wrong with the
not exactly? So did bron I think
649
00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:16.239
bray Wyatt also had chains on his
titties as well, So so did that
650
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:21.039
Damian priest. Boom, there you
go, cha chain on the titty.
651
00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:25.960
It's a new new wave. I
can't So we have some surprise entrance Chelsea
652
00:50:27.079 --> 00:50:31.360
Green, Michelle McCool, Roxanne Perez, Zoey Stark, Indy Hartwell and Naya
653
00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:39.519
Jack's no diaper. Yes. My
MVPs for the night include Rhea Live Oscar
654
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:45.079
Damage Control, Roquel and Zoey Star
the whole goddamn rumble. Who woa,
655
00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:54.360
whoa, whoa, whoa? Did
they all of those women carried? And
656
00:50:55.519 --> 00:51:00.760
I don't care what Jivan thinks is
Joey start fucking just was mya was literally
657
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:05.960
my like subtle stole the show type. She was tough as shit the entire
658
00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:09.119
time. She lasted twenty six minutes, which I didn't expect that to happen.
659
00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:14.119
Either she was out here beating everyone's
ass. Of course, of course
660
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:22.599
she toughest fun because all her life
she had to fight, or she's tough.
661
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:30.039
She looked tough like for real,
like if I was going to a
662
00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:31.719
fight for my life, I'm picking
Solway Stock because she gonna fight like a
663
00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:37.679
whole dude. I'm saying, put
the NXT title on her. That's all
664
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:40.360
I'm saying. Okay, Um,
we got some new wrinkles. I felt
665
00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:45.159
Becky versus damage control still going on. We found out earlier today, Ja
666
00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:52.280
von clue us in h Ripley chose
Charlotte Flair? Is that the right choice?
667
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:53.559
Is that the wrong choice? How
how do we feel? I think
668
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:59.119
it's a weird one given that judgment
days on raw, But I guess that
669
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:02.559
doesn't matter now. She well,
she do oh Charlotte and Nass whipping,
670
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:07.840
So I agree with that. And
she said that in the press conference after
671
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:12.360
the real Rumble that she felt that
she had unfinished business with Charlotte and a
672
00:52:12.480 --> 00:52:15.599
history with her at at WrestleMania.
So it just this actually does make sense.
673
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:20.440
I'm happy that she picked this one, and I do kind of if
674
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:23.119
Charlotte's really doing the face thing.
Ria, Ripley and Dominic could really mess
675
00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:27.239
with her on the road to WrestleMania
too, So that would be kind of
676
00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:30.559
fun. Yeah, because that's like
the only thing that's holding Ria back in
677
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:35.400
her career. She's dominated everybody except
Charlotte pretty much, because I think I
678
00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:38.239
don't has she even beaten Charlotte?
Never? If she did, it wasn't
679
00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:43.000
for a title, right yeah?
She Wait? Wait wait, how didn't
680
00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:45.559
Charlotte beat somebody for the NX Tachi
Was it her she beat for the NXT
681
00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:50.880
Championship and then yes, win it
back. I'm not mistaken. If she
682
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:53.360
did win it back, it was
in a triple threat manage. So Charlotte
683
00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:58.400
won it from Maria, I believe, and the EO Sharai won it by
684
00:52:58.599 --> 00:53:00.599
penning Ria in a triple threat Matt, So Charlotte never even got pinned to
685
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:07.840
lose it. The patres Who who
is EO shari Oh? The genus?
686
00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:13.800
Yeah? Yeah, the damage control, the one, the one, the
687
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:17.840
one that you don't like. That's
my girl, don't That's not what I've
688
00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:21.639
been hearing. That doesn't align without
what I've been hearing here. Streets say
689
00:53:21.719 --> 00:53:27.559
different. The streets he has a
track record of loving EO EO Sky now
690
00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:31.760
um but everyone else but not Io
Shari, even Xiale, even Ziale.
691
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:37.599
He has problems with. First of
all, I have problems with zion Lee
692
00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:44.000
because she out here with box braids
from girl. I have a note.
693
00:53:44.119 --> 00:53:47.320
I have a note about Zi Lee. So Javan actually on record is a
694
00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:54.199
big Xilee fan. I am,
but braids fan apparently one. It's fucked
695
00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:59.119
up. They didn't let her take
her stick. That was totally unfair.
696
00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:02.400
They let Elias state that damn dumb
ass guitar, but it wouldn't let her
697
00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:08.320
have her stick. Nah, equal
rights wwe and two yes, the Black
698
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:15.599
Delegation has decided them box braise have
got to go. We have all decided
699
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:20.199
it's time let him go. You
are here what the box praise are because
700
00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:23.920
your auntie run the corner store where
you got them from. I don't appreciate
701
00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:30.239
that. Okay, she rocks him. Though she rocks him. She she
702
00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:32.800
she kind of does. But I
can't. I can't accept that, okay.
703
00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:37.400
Um. Also what I can't accept, well, let me rewind real
704
00:54:37.519 --> 00:54:42.480
quick. So my highlights of the
night for the Royal Female Royal Rumble was
705
00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:46.760
um. I enjoyed Emma. I
did enjoy damage Control, and for some
706
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:52.320
reason, Roxy really caught my eye. Right, she's good. I'm telling
707
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:58.320
you she's good. But the one
that really got me, and the thing
708
00:54:58.440 --> 00:55:04.840
that really grabbed a my heart strings
was Piper. Piper and Nevin and the
709
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:13.719
commentary team hyping her up in so
many ways. The dude drop jokes were
710
00:55:15.039 --> 00:55:19.519
so on brand. I loved it. I love subtle, very subtle,
711
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:23.880
very subtle. I bet she's gonna
drop some people, don't you think I
712
00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:30.920
do? Shut up, fucking Corey
Graves you But hold on, wait,
713
00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:34.559
wait, the real MVP. Don't
cut me off before I talk about the
714
00:55:34.760 --> 00:55:42.480
MVP and the knees. Oh my
god, me god, me and Jabar
715
00:55:42.719 --> 00:55:45.920
keep telling you when a girl needs
look like that, she's about to rock
716
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:52.719
your world. And then I and
then I got a double chaste of it
717
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:58.000
with Nia Jack's baby coming back welcome
home. Look all both of them,
718
00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:00.159
they both of them girls put was
so good? Were you thought? In
719
00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:07.400
the added turns of sunshine? Like
Ja asks m Jamar, we we should
720
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:13.639
just be verried to Mina and I
Jacks, Yeah, yep, I'll take
721
00:56:13.679 --> 00:56:21.800
the big one. Which one is
that like so, I mean, I
722
00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:23.159
don't know, I'll just take the
big one, whatever that one is.
723
00:56:23.360 --> 00:56:28.079
But it was just it was a
fun match. Um. I enjoyed everything
724
00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:31.119
about it. Uh. My favorite
sassy moment of the Holding Time deal it
725
00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:37.039
is Michelle McCool coming out of the
crowd and us. Okay, that's what
726
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:40.840
I could have went without is Lacy
Evans that bitch. Okay anyway, next
727
00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:46.119
person, dollar story, Michelle McCool, Kyle, how'd you would you what
728
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:49.719
did you think? Would you think? Who stood out to you? Kyle?
729
00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:52.199
Family dollar girl? Like family Dollar, I need to do a dollar
730
00:56:52.320 --> 00:57:00.199
Tree dollar general. I forgot what? Um, Kyle, who I mean?
731
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:04.920
Zialie? I mean I'm a big
Xiale guy, the Kuma teg Yeah,
732
00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:07.719
exactly. Yeah. It was fucked
up she did. She couldn't bring
733
00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:10.679
her staff in there. Um,
there's been chairs and bowling balls and rolling
734
00:57:10.840 --> 00:57:14.320
royal rumball matches before. It's like, what the fuck? She used to
735
00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:15.920
bring back the old woman? That
would have that would have set her off,
736
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:20.559
That would have won the whole thing's
back in somewhere. Bring back the
737
00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:25.159
dragon. That was cool for a
minute, that whole gimmick. But Javan
738
00:57:25.280 --> 00:57:30.480
made a whole segment over, like
a whole segment on that ship with by
739
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:37.880
half a year. Ali chronicles one
of the best segments in the show.
740
00:57:37.920 --> 00:57:39.639
Actually, what's Boa doing? Where
did Boa go? Is he still at
741
00:57:39.679 --> 00:57:49.440
the company? Hello? Keep him
a far away? Uh yeah? The
742
00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:52.320
women's were rump who all stuck out. I think they touched on a bunch
743
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:53.119
of them, right, Michel mc
cool, I think she could have a
744
00:57:53.159 --> 00:57:57.599
full ass run if she wanted to. We say that every year, and
745
00:57:57.800 --> 00:58:00.360
she could totally could, totally could. She looked just as good as she
746
00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:05.920
ever has. And she was wrestling
in ugs, so I mean Malina did
747
00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:09.440
it first, but you know this
is true, and then she also did
748
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:14.480
like a lot of the locker room. But that's you know, needless to
749
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:17.480
say. I mean, Michel,
we got the Undertaker somehow, see here?
750
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:19.960
I mean, yeah, not a
lot of surprises, right, it
751
00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:22.920
was just Michelle McCool and uh Nya
Jacks on top of that. Well,
752
00:58:23.079 --> 00:58:27.679
okay, so we do I want
to want to talk about this, not
753
00:58:27.800 --> 00:58:30.639
to step on you, because we
are forgetting Chelsea Green. Chelsea Green was
754
00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:35.639
in the match for five seconds because
it's five seconds so long, all right,
755
00:58:35.639 --> 00:58:38.280
Who cares about what well, no, because guess what, don't we
756
00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:42.320
all, me and Javan specifically have
talked about this and that's that. Now
757
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:45.760
Cody's the number one contender. Chelsea
Green just showed up at the Royal Rumbull.
758
00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:50.320
Matt Cardona did some nice little patent
work with Zach Ryder recently, so
759
00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:57.800
maybe we're getting towards this where the
raw after Menia, we get Zach Ryder
760
00:58:57.840 --> 00:59:04.159
back in WWE. Okay, I'm
gonna log off. I got this is
761
00:59:04.239 --> 00:59:09.519
crazy. One's clamoring for Zach Ryder. Yeah, definitely. He's one of
762
00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:15.079
the most entertaining wrestlers in the indies
right now. They could stay in the
763
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:17.920
indies. Oh my god, wow, Kyle, Kyle, thank you.
764
00:59:20.199 --> 00:59:22.960
Remember when he showed up in a
w and you Everybody was like, oh
765
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:24.920
wait, this guy's not that good. Let's well, let's not sign him.
766
00:59:25.320 --> 00:59:29.920
Oh my gosh, geez. I
mean he was trash in WWE.
767
00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:35.199
He could be trash airway he goes
because he's trash. Okay, he untold
768
00:59:35.280 --> 00:59:37.320
true story. Deal works in the
indies because it's like, oh, I'm
769
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:39.639
a w w E guy in the
Indies, so it's fun. But now
770
00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:42.840
he's back in w W e.
If that were to happen, I'd just
771
00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:45.840
be like, oh, I'm just
another guy with you know, these are
772
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:50.400
crazy. He's Cody's best friend,
Like he's gonna get that rub almost.
773
00:59:51.159 --> 00:59:53.559
Wait, Cody barely got in the
door himself, but he barely got the
774
00:59:53.840 --> 00:59:58.280
whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Cody's gotten everything since coming back. What
775
00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:02.159
are you talking about? Girl?
Like, Okay, I'm so glad about
776
01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:07.480
discount Rick Flair, Like, oh, that's what you think. Cody Rhodes
777
01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:10.159
is. No, Cody Rhodes is
the next Triple h. What does Shane
778
01:00:10.159 --> 01:00:17.599
Douglas have to do with us?
Don't disrespect Shane Douglas. Oh I assume
779
01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:22.159
that's why you're the franchise. I
love Shane Douglas. Yeah, I know
780
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:28.039
he won't buy the ECW Championship belt
though, not that w W E ship.
781
01:00:28.119 --> 01:00:29.599
Why the fun would I buy that? Oh no, no, not
782
01:00:29.719 --> 01:00:32.840
the silver one. I'm talking about
the the RVD one, the classic one.
783
01:00:34.679 --> 01:00:37.280
I would buy that. Oh would
you? I thought you had said
784
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:40.239
please buy the ec W belt.
I mean, but it's no. I
785
01:00:40.639 --> 01:00:45.800
have the belts that I want old
school I see. And then the fucking
786
01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:52.840
UK Championship. The dopest belt on
the planet, preach thank you? Like
787
01:00:53.079 --> 01:00:57.079
no did you say is the best? Is the dopest one on the planet.
788
01:00:57.800 --> 01:01:01.679
The U y n xt UK Championship
is the dopest belt on the planet,
789
01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:07.480
hands down. I agree. I
they need to figure out how to
790
01:01:07.800 --> 01:01:12.639
like integrate that into what they got
now, because that belt is dope as
791
01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:16.119
fucked. I think we're getting set
for a new belt coming, so we'll
792
01:01:16.119 --> 01:01:20.719
see what happens. I'm gonna get
set for like a new friend to be
793
01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:23.440
on this podcast. I would think, you Von Javon, Uh, what
794
01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:30.639
did you think about this women's match? Other than your one note? I
795
01:01:30.679 --> 01:01:34.360
should say, Oh, I have
other notes. I have plenty of other
796
01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:39.519
notes. Where to start. Let's
see. Okay, Tiguan knocks your wizard
797
01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:43.280
ain't the shiniest fuck you? That's
what I have to say to her.
798
01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:45.559
That's like the only note that Michael
Cole has about her. He says it
799
01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:49.960
all the time, anytime, anytime
he's called a match of hers, he
800
01:01:50.039 --> 01:01:52.840
always makes that joke in reference.
I'm like, you get something else?
801
01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:55.880
Yeah? He a hater. He
Michael Cole can be a hater, But
802
01:01:58.039 --> 01:02:04.079
Michael Cole keep hating top Dollar that
shit funniest fuck top dollars. This is
803
01:02:04.119 --> 01:02:08.559
Michael Cole. Come to him.
He does not miss let's see. Um.
804
01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:15.400
Okay, this rumble made me realize
Bianca the only black girl left.
805
01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:22.400
Damn because I don't remember seeing a
black girl in this rumble. She's the
806
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:27.840
only one left. She the only
one standing, damn me. Okay,
807
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:35.599
so we got one out of thirty. I you don't consider Naya no okay
808
01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:44.280
to me the Samoan Rhonda Rowse,
he's there somewhere. But good point.
809
01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:52.000
Okay, we got weight. I
got this new like like, oh shit,
810
01:02:52.400 --> 01:02:55.119
that was an Xbox controller. Um, I got these new like wheels
811
01:02:55.119 --> 01:03:04.000
in my chair barely still thick at
fuck. Might as won't be black there,
812
01:03:04.400 --> 01:03:10.119
God Mexicans low key comment. I
mean like, yuh god, bless
813
01:03:10.199 --> 01:03:15.159
that woman, Like I mean the
he'll turn and in that ass turn and
814
01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:27.360
I'm just like, yes, girl, like r whoa what nothing nothing,
815
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:37.679
let's be um Zelena really small as
fuck like this matter Like sometimes it really
816
01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:42.519
puts it in perspective how small she
really is, because it's like even women
817
01:03:42.599 --> 01:03:46.400
we consider the small. She's smaller
than domn. Yeah, there are a
818
01:03:46.440 --> 01:03:50.039
lot of tall women in the rumble
this year though, Like Michelle McCool,
819
01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:53.119
Lacy Evans, Naya, that didn't
help. But yeah she is. She's
820
01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:58.880
weirdly tiny, tee. How'd you
like her cost play? Her cosplay was
821
01:03:59.480 --> 01:04:03.960
as a fight a fan. I
really appreciated dedication to juries, which nobody
822
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:08.280
knew how to say the girl's name
Jury's moves. So she did the move,
823
01:04:08.440 --> 01:04:11.119
one of Jury's super move moves.
She did it, which was actually
824
01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:15.480
really cool. Was that the spot
with Zia, Yeah, when she lifted
825
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:18.199
her head up, it was just
like kicked her, which I felt it
826
01:04:18.239 --> 01:04:21.599
was really disrespectful though, because how
are you gonna knock out the master of
827
01:04:21.719 --> 01:04:26.320
martial arts with the street fighter move? Like? Okay, w w,
828
01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:30.360
I love it. Get your coins? Okay, your coins? I see
829
01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:38.679
you girl, Let's see next note. Um oh, Lacy Evans, congratulations
830
01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:45.159
they you finally got a gimmick that
works. You think this shit actually works?
831
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:49.079
She's a heel. Everybody actually fucking
don't like her anyway, Lean into
832
01:04:49.159 --> 01:04:54.639
the ship. She's like Evil Sargeant
Slaughter now just without the IRAQ bullshit.
833
01:04:55.599 --> 01:04:59.480
I can fuck with that not works
like, and she's gonna be a heel.
834
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:01.559
She's gonna really be a heel out
here in the street because you know
835
01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:10.880
she she wants to be. It
works. They just can't if they book
836
01:05:10.920 --> 01:05:13.800
her properly. This can work,
meaning she can't now go out there and
837
01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:16.400
keep losing every match, Like if
she just goes out there week out the
838
01:05:16.440 --> 01:05:24.719
week and just keeps putting people to
sleep with the Cobra clutch, eventually it's
839
01:05:24.760 --> 01:05:28.519
like that. It's like with Jay, like, eventually give her some momentum,
840
01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:31.519
let her keep beating people, then
throw in against against like a Becky
841
01:05:31.599 --> 01:05:34.960
or somebody. Let her luck up
and win. You got then you got
842
01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:39.599
yourself a paper view made a vent
few that she can do with um.
843
01:05:39.960 --> 01:05:43.239
I would say Bianca now, but
say it's got to be the right one,
844
01:05:43.719 --> 01:05:45.400
white one, Yeah, with a
face champion, you good to go
845
01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:47.960
with her, Like I ain't saying
she's gonna be the face of anything,
846
01:05:48.079 --> 01:05:54.119
but done properly, she could be
incredible. Now heel that another heel that
847
01:05:54.199 --> 01:05:57.679
they don't have forever. Okay,
fuck out of bullshit. Let's just go
848
01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:00.119
to what we really want to talk
about. Have you have you looked at
849
01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:02.559
her only things yet? That's all
I want to know? Have you have
850
01:06:02.679 --> 01:06:06.599
you been there to play Evans.
Yes, oh, I've been seeing some
851
01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:15.920
pictures and you and they ain't bad. She ain't on Manny Rose, but
852
01:06:15.039 --> 01:06:19.960
she ain't felt like the Tennies is
there? I can Okay, Oh my
853
01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:30.199
god, they shows wait wait wait
she showing a pus No no, oh
854
01:06:30.440 --> 01:06:34.119
okay, all right, I have
seen it, right, that's that's good.
855
01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:40.599
I'll call Daddy. We'll figure out
she oh, no the power until
856
01:06:40.639 --> 01:06:50.880
we find that if sith Lord got
any more picks. Never forget, never
857
01:06:50.960 --> 01:06:57.159
forget. I'm sorry Kyle again.
Just you know, I agree. I
858
01:06:57.400 --> 01:07:00.719
concur off the rails as always goes
off the rail sometimes, like you know,
859
01:07:01.119 --> 01:07:03.480
I just I'm very curious that all
these people just be out here shot
860
01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:09.440
titties and puss and like getting paid
for it. All right, if I
861
01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:12.760
if I had to push the show
and people want to pay for it.
862
01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:15.320
Jake has a puss the show,
it's his face and he's still not making
863
01:07:15.360 --> 01:07:23.480
the money. Yep. Interesting,
Um, he got that bus show that
864
01:07:23.679 --> 01:07:38.320
the bussy Papa Papa let it go
to work girl like his roommates, well,
865
01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:42.599
his roommate bussy probably got blowing out
though he was sniffing down. I
866
01:07:42.719 --> 01:07:47.039
heard, so, I mean we're
talking about the red Yeah, Jake,
867
01:07:47.079 --> 01:07:56.079
why would you ever share that with
us? Come on through the grape vine,
868
01:07:56.320 --> 01:08:00.599
like what the grape you say?
Yes, yes, because you know
869
01:08:01.239 --> 01:08:05.719
anyways No. Um. Also,
like just a quick touch on this,
870
01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:10.199
Bianca and Alexa had a match.
It went seven and a half minutes.
871
01:08:10.559 --> 01:08:14.159
Bianca won. It really was no
contest. And then at the end there
872
01:08:14.199 --> 01:08:17.560
was a nice little montage that signals
that we might be getting that we're probably
873
01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:24.920
getting Alexa turning back into her former
glory um with Bray Wyatt and Uncle Howdy
874
01:08:25.880 --> 01:08:28.039
in all serious this. Let me
sum this up, No one cares.
875
01:08:28.439 --> 01:08:32.279
So why I was saying, um, So Bianca is the cross of the
876
01:08:32.520 --> 01:08:36.840
champion across the appeal champion of the
year to me? Like that ring gear
877
01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:41.399
was fire though also another thing,
because I know we've been talking about fashion
878
01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:46.319
her ring, Bianca's ring gear was
fucking was super nice, always right.
879
01:08:46.560 --> 01:08:54.279
That's another thing. Who would y'all
give Bianca mania now now that it's no
880
01:08:54.399 --> 01:09:01.479
longer Rhea fucking Piper and Evan?
Do you give Rhonda for what? And
881
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:06.159
give and just do like the big
mega match, So Bianca versus Rhonda Rolson's
882
01:09:06.239 --> 01:09:11.760
Rhonda is like the biggest stars there
can I do Bianca and Michelle McCool.
883
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:15.720
Does she still even go there?
Like I haven't seen her? Yeah,
884
01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:18.760
but you know, creative has nothing
for her at the moment, right,
885
01:09:19.640 --> 01:09:25.680
keep her ass uncreated. Oh,
I don't even know who who else could
886
01:09:25.720 --> 01:09:30.560
it be? I mean Oscar Oscar
could be fun, but I mean,
887
01:09:30.760 --> 01:09:34.399
I mean the reaction that Oscar got
at the Rumble too was. I mean,
888
01:09:34.720 --> 01:09:38.399
everybody is happy to see Oscar,
and I don't think that you can
889
01:09:38.479 --> 01:09:42.000
do face face like that because those
are two mega stars that are faces.
890
01:09:43.159 --> 01:09:49.560
Everybody really honestly truly loves Oscar,
like and you saw that just threw out
891
01:09:49.560 --> 01:09:54.800
the crowd reaction, Like Oscar can
really never do no wrong. Yeah,
892
01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:58.680
I mean even when she was here, we were cheering her, like there's
893
01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:00.840
just nothing she can do wrong.
She just needs to really commit to being
894
01:10:01.000 --> 01:10:05.199
like brutal like she's Yeah, of
course she's like flamboyant and all that stuff,
895
01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:09.079
but I'd like to see her do
something to make her truly a heel
896
01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:14.159
and then maybe eventually you could build
up to her versus Bianca. So before
897
01:10:14.159 --> 01:10:17.720
we move on to the last match
of the night, Um, just a
898
01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:21.359
question for you guys, should the
Bianca Alexa Bliss match really been a squash?
899
01:10:23.079 --> 01:10:27.520
Like I just felt it was seven
minutes too long? Like I feel
900
01:10:27.560 --> 01:10:30.640
the same way. But Alexa is
still a bigger star on their roster,
901
01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:33.520
so you can't just have her get
fed like that, especially if they have
902
01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:39.640
plans for her and Bray. Like
that's just my opinion. Like I do
903
01:10:39.720 --> 01:10:45.720
agree that the match is long,
like it was bought at WrestleMania, though,
904
01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:50.600
Like that's all hey, I mean, we have a long track record
905
01:10:50.640 --> 01:10:54.960
of doing this right. Javon's the
creative manager. Ask him, um,
906
01:10:55.239 --> 01:11:00.079
you know, because kofy to this
day, like twenty seconds, that was
907
01:11:00.159 --> 01:11:06.960
some of my greatest work. Think, oh my god, Oh a moment
908
01:11:08.800 --> 01:11:21.119
that lives forever. Oh happy w
w w W e together forever suppressing black
909
01:11:21.159 --> 01:11:27.319
people? Got it? Okay,
moving right along, be thankful. All
910
01:11:27.359 --> 01:11:29.199
right, let's take it. Let's
take a break, and then we come
911
01:11:29.239 --> 01:11:38.960
back. We'll talk about the main
event. I don't understand what the problem
912
01:11:39.079 --> 01:11:41.760
is, y'all know, every time
this came returned on and Jake's here,
913
01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:45.760
he's gonna get shit on unless somebody
less but the only other person to get
914
01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:50.800
shit on, just as much as
Drake is uh is um what the fuck
915
01:11:50.920 --> 01:11:56.439
that said? Drake Jesus uh is
Jake is uh? Michael Allan, Richard
916
01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:58.520
Clark, I showed him all the
time, Yam, I thought you were
917
01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:02.199
gonna say Blake, And then I
was like, like, why is he
918
01:12:02.239 --> 01:12:04.640
even in a promarts? Still,
that's all I'm saying. We're just going
919
01:12:04.720 --> 01:12:09.520
to put count in it. There
you go. There not any picture you
920
01:12:09.640 --> 01:12:13.239
want. I'll send you some good
ones, especially as his wife set smelling
921
01:12:13.279 --> 01:12:16.039
his leg because oh yeah, it's
a close up of my follicables in my
922
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:24.800
calf. Oh goodness. All right, So the most dramatic part of the
923
01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:30.760
night Kevin Owens versus Roman reigns aka
broke back wrestling. That's what it kind
924
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:34.319
of felt like there at the end. Um, I don't know about you,
925
01:12:34.439 --> 01:12:41.800
guys, does manage with nineteen minutes
in fifteen seconds? Roman reigns one?
926
01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:45.319
Now, I was surprised there there
was a lot of fun stuff in
927
01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:46.199
this one though. I mean there
were some cool spots. There was some
928
01:12:46.239 --> 01:12:49.920
shit I had never even seen before, like that spot that Roman does where
929
01:12:49.960 --> 01:12:55.359
he throws Kevin Owens on the stairs
neck. First, I was cringing.
930
01:12:55.520 --> 01:13:00.279
I was like are you serious?
Like this is crazy. Um, there
931
01:13:00.319 --> 01:13:03.159
were some more emotional moments, right, Sammy's begging Kevin to stay down,
932
01:13:03.399 --> 01:13:06.760
you don't have to do this.
He gets speared through the barricade brock Lesner
933
01:13:06.840 --> 01:13:13.359
style. Also rip that barricade.
I believe it got destroyed like twice tonight,
934
01:13:13.560 --> 01:13:17.039
like or that night, so you
know that props managers. Definitely he
935
01:13:17.119 --> 01:13:21.439
getting his money's worth. Like,
there was so much that went on,
936
01:13:21.880 --> 01:13:26.640
and like now we're finally starting to
see the seeds because after the match was
937
01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:30.479
over. Also, before I get
to that, Kevin Owens had a five
938
01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:35.439
count. I counted before realizing the
ref wasn't in the ring like had beaten
939
01:13:35.600 --> 01:13:40.840
Roman Reigns. But this is a
very similar trope that we see in almost
940
01:13:40.840 --> 01:13:43.199
every Roman match. Right, refs
are made of glass, and now we
941
01:13:43.239 --> 01:13:46.560
get to do some fun stuff.
Anyway, the meat and potato gets to
942
01:13:46.600 --> 01:13:50.399
the end, right, handcuffs Kevin
Owens, Paul Hayman has two sets of
943
01:13:50.479 --> 01:13:54.560
handcuffs, puts it on there,
just start super kicking the shit out of
944
01:13:54.600 --> 01:13:59.239
Kevin. I think he took like
ten plus and then Roman Reigns has the
945
01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:00.800
chair. Sammy Zane gets in front
of him. You don't have to do
946
01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:03.039
this. It's beneath you. It's
beneath you. And Roman's like, well,
947
01:14:03.039 --> 01:14:06.239
if it's so beneath me, you'd
do it, and he can't do
948
01:14:06.359 --> 01:14:12.279
it, and for the second time, Roman reigns falls for it, where
949
01:14:12.279 --> 01:14:17.560
he hands the chair off to a
trusting compart and reaps the benefit of a
950
01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:24.119
nice steel chair to the back.
You'd think you'd learn by now. Think
951
01:14:25.279 --> 01:14:28.279
the pop. Everybody goes crazy.
I'll give them that. San Antonio was
952
01:14:28.319 --> 01:14:30.399
going nuts for that spot. Everybody
was like, yes, yes, this
953
01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:34.560
is perfect, welcome back, Sammy
Zane, we missed you, all this
954
01:14:34.680 --> 01:14:38.640
cool stuff. And then that was
pretty much short lived because after that just
955
01:14:38.720 --> 01:14:41.079
really brutal. I mean, they
just start beating the shit out of both
956
01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:45.359
of them, specifically Sammy. But
the most interesting wrinkle and the entire thing
957
01:14:45.239 --> 01:14:48.439
isn't necessarily Sammy leaving. It's the
fact that Jay Usso, who at one
958
01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:57.479
time despised Sammy Zane but one time
sought him as this this conniving person,
959
01:14:57.640 --> 01:15:03.960
this this fox in their henhouse,
couldn't bring himself to jump his now friend
960
01:15:04.439 --> 01:15:09.960
sam musing and instead left and went
to the back with a face of just
961
01:15:10.359 --> 01:15:13.720
disturbance. He was so disturbed,
he was so perturbed, he was so
962
01:15:14.720 --> 01:15:17.439
upset, so distraught emotionally, And
I thought they conveyed that really well,
963
01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:24.960
like the Oscar to me goes to
Jayouso. Yeah, that was the most
964
01:15:25.119 --> 01:15:28.960
um part. That was the part
that I did not expect for sure.
965
01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:30.840
It's it's what has me most curious
going forward, because like, how is
966
01:15:30.880 --> 01:15:34.479
he gonna It's it's hard to think
of him not on the side of his
967
01:15:34.600 --> 01:15:40.079
brother and Roman and all that.
So right, just to remember he walked
968
01:15:40.119 --> 01:15:45.119
there for the first place. He
was the one that was defiant from start,
969
01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:50.720
right. Roman had to beat him
into submission, right ooh girl,
970
01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:55.960
like you know and the ethnic assholp
is as real. I got some beatings
971
01:15:56.000 --> 01:16:00.600
in my life. I still remember
the day. Okay, like m rewind,
972
01:16:00.920 --> 01:16:03.479
I got a few time out to
myself. There we go. I'm
973
01:16:03.560 --> 01:16:08.319
sorry. It made me go to
my room for you like an hour or
974
01:16:08.359 --> 01:16:13.960
so, no TV. It was
pretty rough. Oh no, yeah,
975
01:16:15.119 --> 01:16:18.119
how long have you been? How
long have you been on punishment for ever
976
01:16:18.279 --> 01:16:23.039
in your life? Oh? I
was never grounded, but I was put
977
01:16:23.119 --> 01:16:27.239
on restriction a few times. They
were They were for like you know,
978
01:16:27.399 --> 01:16:31.520
leaving too many soda cans out and
things like that. So right, I
979
01:16:32.000 --> 01:16:38.560
was on restrictions last punishment for two
years straight. Okay, two old years.
980
01:16:39.680 --> 01:16:43.279
What did you do to deserve it? I can't. I think Actually
981
01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:45.880
I took my report card and burned
it in the stoves. Well I think,
982
01:16:46.039 --> 01:16:50.760
see maybe if some accunifild like,
I'm pretty sure that's what I did,
983
01:16:50.920 --> 01:16:57.720
like a stove absolutely, okay,
right, because hey, I wanted
984
01:16:58.439 --> 01:17:00.760
Okay, here's my thought process.
I got a D in a class that
985
01:17:00.840 --> 01:17:04.840
I said I had to be in
the whole time, and I couldn't change
986
01:17:04.960 --> 01:17:10.359
the D to a BE like because
I was really good at that. Um
987
01:17:10.600 --> 01:17:14.159
so I was like, I fucked
up. So my young brain was like,
988
01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:18.600
if I burn it, nobody will
know. How'd that go for you?
989
01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:26.600
I gotta beat you, all right, right? Like right, I
990
01:17:26.680 --> 01:17:33.000
gotta beat my ass booked. Okay, But so I don't even know if
991
01:17:33.000 --> 01:17:38.119
I want anymore though of this blood
line thing. Okay, Hey, the
992
01:17:38.359 --> 01:17:41.560
in for me, I'm good,
Like, let's move on to the next
993
01:17:43.039 --> 01:17:45.880
thing. I'm over it. You
don't want to say me versus Roman in
994
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:51.720
Montreal? Okay, the exclamation point
is that, but we're at this point,
995
01:17:51.760 --> 01:17:55.199
We're like, I beat a dead
horse, right, like, we
996
01:17:55.399 --> 01:17:59.399
we got a good what seven months
out of this? Five six months out
997
01:17:59.439 --> 01:18:03.560
of this? Right something like that? What more? What more do we
998
01:18:03.680 --> 01:18:15.279
want? Yeah, he's your tribal
chief? Yes? Yes? Do you
999
01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:19.000
agree with Tehran where you're just kind
of at your wits end here? Or
1000
01:18:19.079 --> 01:18:23.640
do you just think that this is
a small splinter and it'll all just be
1001
01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:31.239
settled in family court? Oh wow, we're waved pastor you know, we
1002
01:18:31.439 --> 01:18:36.840
waved past that ship. I think
we're getting to the end now. Okay,
1003
01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:44.680
at least I think by like you
think Cody's probably after WrestleMania, Okay,
1004
01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:48.640
I don't think Cody ens it.
I think Cody ends, like the
1005
01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:54.520
championship part of it, But I
feel like the story still continues. I
1006
01:18:54.560 --> 01:18:57.800
feel like he's outgrown the title.
I feel like this story is bigger than
1007
01:18:57.840 --> 01:19:00.520
the title they're for. I think
that. Yeah, yeah, like this
1008
01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:04.000
ain't even about like the story ain't
even about the title. That's the crazy
1009
01:19:04.079 --> 01:19:12.399
thing. It's really ain't even about
the title. Yea personal bullshit can lose
1010
01:19:12.479 --> 01:19:15.760
the title to Cody, he can
still go often and they can still have
1011
01:19:15.920 --> 01:19:21.000
this story. M hmm. Yeah, maybe they can lose the title till
1012
01:19:21.000 --> 01:19:25.920
a thousand days though, right,
that's true too, which is in like
1013
01:19:26.079 --> 01:19:28.920
June. Yeah, so Summers Slam. Wait wait wait wait wait wait?
1014
01:19:29.079 --> 01:19:32.000
You mean he's not losing Both titles
are just the universal time at least the
1015
01:19:32.079 --> 01:19:34.640
Universal. He's going to hold on
too. Maybe he'll lose the WW.
1016
01:19:34.880 --> 01:19:38.920
But I feel like if he loses, he has to like lose because he
1017
01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:41.560
hasn't been pinned since twenty nineteen.
Like, I feel like it needs to
1018
01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:44.479
be a big moment when he can't
just be like a half fast thing three
1019
01:19:44.560 --> 01:19:49.399
Crossroads and call it a day.
I just I want to go out on
1020
01:19:49.479 --> 01:19:51.800
a high though on the story,
you know what I mean? Like and
1021
01:19:51.880 --> 01:19:56.680
I just feel like the bloodline story. Yeah, we can go at a
1022
01:19:56.720 --> 01:20:00.479
different place with it, but I
just wrong with the Belts. This whole
1023
01:20:00.600 --> 01:20:04.199
like melodrama. I just need something
else. Now. I've enjoyed it.
1024
01:20:04.520 --> 01:20:09.960
I just don't wanted to do it
so long that it gets stale. Well,
1025
01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:14.880
I think Roman beat Sammy at Elimination
Chamber and then probably beats Cody at
1026
01:20:14.880 --> 01:20:18.199
WrestleMania, and then I don't know
who he loses this too. In my
1027
01:20:18.359 --> 01:20:21.319
heart, if I if I I
know it's probably not gonna happen. I
1028
01:20:21.319 --> 01:20:27.720
would love to see Imperium and Bloodline
go against each other like after WrestleMania,
1029
01:20:27.760 --> 01:20:33.159
maybe like a Summer Slammish, maybe
War Games, Survivor series maybe with either
1030
01:20:33.239 --> 01:20:38.199
of this. Gunther should be in
the championship discussion. And if we learn
1031
01:20:38.239 --> 01:20:43.239
anything from Royal Rumble, he's seen
as that asset, which is that's all
1032
01:20:43.279 --> 01:20:46.279
triple ags in my opinion, that's
literally, I mean he's been triple agious
1033
01:20:46.279 --> 01:20:51.920
prize dogs since UK so I can
take that torch. Yeah, I'm a
1034
01:20:53.000 --> 01:20:59.359
Cody Gumfer at Summer Slam. Okay, and then and that's when Gunfer just
1035
01:20:59.600 --> 01:21:03.000
goes out and then just destroys this
dude, Homelander versus the angry, the
1036
01:21:03.079 --> 01:21:10.000
angry Austrian guy, exactly American dream
versus a foreigner Ian Roy Cody. He
1037
01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:14.199
gets the belt. Let him didn't
have a little rhynd and then we can
1038
01:21:14.319 --> 01:21:17.520
run this bat at Rustlemania again and
give Cody another moment. Who can you
1039
01:21:17.600 --> 01:21:26.920
know, because Gunther Brock the cowboy
versus the angry Austrian man. Oh we
1040
01:21:27.039 --> 01:21:29.680
do that Survivor series. Oh no, Helen is cell No, we gotta
1041
01:21:29.680 --> 01:21:34.720
do that. Shout out the gunther
Man, because he took he took his
1042
01:21:34.800 --> 01:21:40.439
health seriously, he took his physique
seriously. That transformation for me is one
1043
01:21:40.479 --> 01:21:46.840
of the biggest transformations of twenty twenty
two. Like jer uh that in Chris
1044
01:21:46.960 --> 01:21:51.199
Jericho. Yeah, dude, like
he looked like a fucking like we we
1045
01:21:51.399 --> 01:21:54.920
googled like a picture of him because
it was like he used to be fat.
1046
01:21:54.960 --> 01:21:57.720
I'm like, yeah, dude,
he looks nothing like he looks and
1047
01:21:58.760 --> 01:22:04.239
he just he looks more menacing,
smaller. Well, I don't I don't
1048
01:22:04.279 --> 01:22:11.720
know in certain aspects you do,
but standard against Brock, I don't know.
1049
01:22:11.880 --> 01:22:15.960
There's a part of me that rather
see big fat dump Walter. Yeah,
1050
01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:23.039
against Brock bron stroman kind of deal. Yeah, Like if he's facing
1051
01:22:23.119 --> 01:22:26.760
them, I'd rather see like the
bigger version of him, Like skinny skinny
1052
01:22:26.800 --> 01:22:31.039
Gumpfer is cool, but against them, I think the aesthetically wise, I'd
1053
01:22:31.119 --> 01:22:35.560
rather the big fat version of just
he looks bigger. That's the Vince McMahon
1054
01:22:35.600 --> 01:22:42.039
and you talking, that's your Yeah, the giants need to stay giant,
1055
01:22:42.920 --> 01:22:46.000
right, Yeah, Like now it's
like bearing Corvin size and you know how
1056
01:22:46.079 --> 01:22:54.760
trash for you mean shout out to
Corbin for just getting the Chelsea Green treatment
1057
01:22:54.800 --> 01:22:58.039
and the Men's World rumble. He's
the new Heath Slater and I love it.
1058
01:22:58.560 --> 01:23:01.479
He's found his spot. You know. Baron Corby will survive an atomic
1059
01:23:01.600 --> 01:23:05.600
bomb. They love him like he
went from hating it to love. Barry
1060
01:23:05.760 --> 01:23:10.960
Corby is a new dog siggler.
Oh maybe not in ring, but yes,
1061
01:23:11.079 --> 01:23:13.800
in terms of career longevity, I
could see it. Yeah, say
1062
01:23:13.920 --> 01:23:16.239
last I'm cool. Yeah, I'm
cool with that. He always seems to
1063
01:23:16.319 --> 01:23:20.960
pivot into roles that fit him,
like like Broke Broke, Baron Corbon will
1064
01:23:21.000 --> 01:23:25.079
always have a special place to me. I loved him. Not happy,
1065
01:23:26.760 --> 01:23:30.600
you can relate. That's why I
like you could relate to being dirty and
1066
01:23:30.720 --> 01:23:34.439
poor like bro This is Joe's America
and gas about to get up to about
1067
01:23:34.439 --> 01:23:39.439
three sixty and Joe's America is doing
Look behind me, Jose, Americans doing
1068
01:23:39.520 --> 01:23:44.000
me real well. I got a
whole room of a figures arcade machines.
1069
01:23:44.359 --> 01:23:48.159
Thank you, thanks, Joe.
Yeah, I appreciate it. So you're
1070
01:23:48.199 --> 01:23:53.640
like, Kamala, we did it, Joe, Yo, stop so all
1071
01:23:53.720 --> 01:23:56.960
in do all? I really feel
that the Royal rumbo this year if I
1072
01:23:57.079 --> 01:24:01.720
had to give it a number instead
of a leather a letter, give it
1073
01:24:01.760 --> 01:24:06.720
a number. I'm gonna give it
out of tear. Okay, I'm gonna
1074
01:24:06.760 --> 01:24:15.520
give it eight inches m from a
wall, well above average. Someone say
1075
01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:19.279
that's too much. Someone say that's
nice, five above average? Yeah?
1076
01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:27.560
How many inches would you give it? Cow? Oh no, man?
1077
01:24:28.319 --> 01:24:34.239
Uh my dreams. Um, I'll
give it like a seven and a half.
1078
01:24:35.640 --> 01:24:42.319
It's half size, bullshit, Okay, it counts against five again.
1079
01:24:42.399 --> 01:24:45.600
Many would say that that's you know, too big to start starting from the
1080
01:24:45.680 --> 01:24:49.840
ass, starting to hurt. Oh
yeah, okay, okay, Javan,
1081
01:24:54.039 --> 01:25:01.119
I will give it a nine inches. Yeah, girl, I have to.
1082
01:25:01.199 --> 01:25:04.960
I have to deduct the inch for
the Pitch Black match and the Bianca
1083
01:25:05.039 --> 01:25:13.199
bell Air match. They lose an
inch for that, not a whole inches.
1084
01:25:13.399 --> 01:25:19.119
Jesus Christ. Girl, bottoms are
like going crazy right now. Speaking
1085
01:25:19.159 --> 01:25:24.319
of bottoms, Jake, oh,
you got the game all fucked up.
1086
01:25:24.479 --> 01:25:30.159
That's what that. I'll concur and
agree with Toronto this one. I would
1087
01:25:30.159 --> 01:25:32.359
give it. I would give it
an eight. I was sports entertained for
1088
01:25:32.520 --> 01:25:36.479
sure. It's so cool eight okay
yeah, and it's so cool too,
1089
01:25:36.560 --> 01:25:40.680
because like remember last week when we
were talking about this and how we were
1090
01:25:40.760 --> 01:25:45.520
like this rumble really doesn't have any
solid winners, Like we were going in
1091
01:25:45.560 --> 01:25:47.840
there being like, yeah, like
this is one of the first ones where
1092
01:25:47.880 --> 01:25:53.760
it's like really realistically, we felt
that there were a lot of possibilities and
1093
01:25:54.199 --> 01:25:56.960
we were pretty pumped, like we
don't I don't you know what I mean,
1094
01:25:57.039 --> 01:25:59.800
Like this was one that we really
looked forward to, and I thought
1095
01:25:59.840 --> 01:26:03.279
it really delivered, Like I'll take
this every year if they could give it,
1096
01:26:03.680 --> 01:26:06.680
because I mean there have been some
Royal Rumbles where it's just like okay,
1097
01:26:08.039 --> 01:26:10.760
like the forty year for example,
where it's like why are we here,
1098
01:26:10.880 --> 01:26:13.600
like this is so much or the
year that seth Rollins won, like
1099
01:26:13.720 --> 01:26:16.279
it was just like okay, like
this is like we already kind of you
1100
01:26:16.319 --> 01:26:19.840
know, we had predicted it on
the show, like it was just one
1101
01:26:19.880 --> 01:26:23.600
of those deals, you know.
But another thing that I do want them
1102
01:26:23.680 --> 01:26:27.119
to do. And this is my
only criticism really the road into the Royal
1103
01:26:27.199 --> 01:26:30.840
Rumble. I don't need you to
list half of the field as like already
1104
01:26:30.880 --> 01:26:34.800
in like let's let's keep this surprise. Like I was having this discussion with
1105
01:26:34.880 --> 01:26:39.520
a co worker earlier, and like
we were discussing the Royal rumble and like
1106
01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:43.640
he said, fifteen was too much, and I entire I agreed fifteen way
1107
01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:47.399
too much. The women did it
right with the seven, like seven is
1108
01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:53.239
perfect like that way there's still most
people think is perfect, Like yep,
1109
01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:58.399
maybe a little too much. It
could be. You know, it's a
1110
01:26:58.439 --> 01:27:00.800
little bit more than than appetizer,
you know, like it's you know,
1111
01:27:00.960 --> 01:27:06.199
it's almost a whole meal. Like
so there you go. So it's just
1112
01:27:06.560 --> 01:27:11.239
ambiguity. That's like the biggest key
to this pay per view exactly. I
1113
01:27:11.279 --> 01:27:14.319
said, there's nothing wrong with an
appetizer. I mean, you know some
1114
01:27:14.439 --> 01:27:19.880
people like to tap this look not
me? Okay, okay, why why
1115
01:27:23.039 --> 01:27:27.000
so ladies and gentlemen, Well appreciate
you taking this journey with us, right,
1116
01:27:27.119 --> 01:27:30.119
but now we're at the end.
We gave all the inches and now
1117
01:27:30.159 --> 01:27:32.720
we're gonna tell you what we can
find people. So Kyle, yes,
1118
01:27:32.920 --> 01:27:38.720
please tell the fans where they can
find you. We could find me at
1119
01:27:38.760 --> 01:27:43.079
Apron Bump pretty much everywhere the apron
Bump podcast. Like I said, I
1120
01:27:43.199 --> 01:27:46.680
do a bunch of retro reviews of
wrestling. This coming to Wednesday. I
1121
01:27:46.680 --> 01:27:51.920
don't know when there's drops but this
week we'll have a couple of friends Hollywood
1122
01:27:53.319 --> 01:27:59.239
Jake and the Cody Rhodes right hand
man Chavon On to talk some TNA Slam
1123
01:27:59.279 --> 01:28:02.640
Anniversary two thousand and six, which
is a fun time. And uh,
1124
01:28:02.960 --> 01:28:06.039
all sorts of stuff over there.
Apron Bump dot com is my website.
1125
01:28:06.079 --> 01:28:13.840
You can find everything there and uh, yeahs fucking whip you fucking suck this.
1126
01:28:14.039 --> 01:28:23.960
Buttlepon got a whole website. Oh
okay, relax, overright there everything
1127
01:28:24.239 --> 01:28:30.720
Jacoby Jacobe Fell the fast where they
can find us. So the goal,
1128
01:28:30.039 --> 01:28:34.520
let me, the goal is to
get this out Wednesday, um at some
1129
01:28:34.680 --> 01:28:39.399
point. So we're gonna have a
double drop double dose for both of us.
1130
01:28:40.079 --> 01:28:43.119
Mrs will probably be coming out later. We're like Wednesday evening, but
1131
01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:47.640
yeah, Wednesday, Yes, of
course. We have the custom sock forever
1132
01:28:47.720 --> 01:28:51.640
that and everything. It's great look
at that. Um. Anyways, so
1133
01:28:51.840 --> 01:28:56.000
you can find us at the Hardest
Underscore pot on Twitter, you can find
1134
01:28:56.079 --> 01:28:58.520
us on Instagram at the hardest part
of the ring with an underscore, and
1135
01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:00.600
on Facebook at the same names part
of the ring. And keep a lookout
1136
01:29:00.680 --> 01:29:05.399
for any of our stuff either on
our YouTube page or on Apple podcasts,
1137
01:29:05.439 --> 01:29:10.399
Spotify, Spreaker, Google Play,
We're on everything. Just find us and
1138
01:29:10.479 --> 01:29:14.640
find Kyle too. It's a great
dude. You probably was expecting a little
1139
01:29:15.399 --> 01:29:17.319
less than what we gave him tonight, but hopefully we didn't scare them off
1140
01:29:17.359 --> 01:29:23.600
too much, and hopefully you'll there's
more poper talk than I thought there would
1141
01:29:23.600 --> 01:29:25.880
be, But otherwise it was pretty
much what I expect him. It was
1142
01:29:25.920 --> 01:29:29.479
on brand. Thinks I would appreciate
it. Javar. I saw you clutching
1143
01:29:29.520 --> 01:29:31.600
your pearls. So after you get
done telling us why are you clutching your
1144
01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:35.720
prols, please tell us the number
to the Monday nightmail box. Oh,
1145
01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:40.960
the number is seven to five seven
five two eight two four eight one and
1146
01:29:41.239 --> 01:29:47.359
the pearl clutching for this elimination chamber
man, stay proper. What other competitors
1147
01:29:47.399 --> 01:29:57.680
are in it? Oscar Roquale,
liv and Nikki and whoever know whoever wins
1148
01:29:57.760 --> 01:30:01.560
faces beyond at WrestleMania. Oh,
there's gonna be two other people and they're
1149
01:30:01.560 --> 01:30:06.000
gonna have a qualifying match between Candice
B. A. M. Carmela and
1150
01:30:06.079 --> 01:30:14.800
Piper It's mentioned now Fuck all that
media and then oh and the other thing
1151
01:30:15.039 --> 01:30:17.520
is they didn't turn Chelsea Green into
a Karen because it walked be like are
1152
01:30:17.560 --> 01:30:25.640
you the manager? Oh, already
in love with it? Already? Like
1153
01:30:25.880 --> 01:30:29.239
yes? And then from there she
can become the hot mess again. It's
1154
01:30:29.279 --> 01:30:32.760
gonna be there we go. Well, hey, thank you for joining mess
1155
01:30:33.279 --> 01:30:39.439
uh time, and joining the combined
forces of the hardest part of the Rings
1156
01:30:39.840 --> 01:30:45.520
right together for a little wrestling talk
with a dash of Sarcastle and satire.
1157
01:30:45.840 --> 01:30:46.720
You guys, have a good night.
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Bring on page page right, she
has a name page. Okay, all
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right, So you know, ladies
and gentlemen, we're gonna get right into
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it. I gotta get my lips
right, you know what I mean,
4
00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:52.600
get it right. Dr I like
it completely, asked me. This is
5
00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:56.960
ridiculous. Your mama asked she don't
don't tell do it? We have company,
6
00:00:57.320 --> 00:01:00.679
and I don't want to get ugly, okay, like this is a
7
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first meeting. I don't want to
show my ass like your show before I've
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00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:12.719
seen your ass, so like yeah, I mean right, like okay,
9
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like only he only talks for Jesus
needs but Jesus. Yeah, and and
10
00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:25.040
sometimes occasionally for my husband when he
leaves the twenty okay, other than that,
11
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not even on Christmas, that's crazy. One two for one yeah on
12
00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:38.000
Christmas, no man, no man, economy. Okay, listen, gentleman,
13
00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:42.200
let's serious faces. Okay, serious
faces. This is a serious moment.
14
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Our powers are combining. We are
docking. Okay, oh all right,
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only somebody's on because now it's not
even June. Like all right,
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So, ladies and gentlemen, he
we go so to my right and always
17
00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:06.400
ready to fight. It is my
right hand man. And also Cody's mister
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00:02:07.079 --> 00:02:10.039
Monday night, Hell on Monday night? What up? You want to go?
19
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Where? Where's the weed? H? Where's the weed? Oh?
20
00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:20.560
No, I keep it in my
medicated bags, so the smell go get
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00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:23.520
everywhere. You know, you gotta
have a bag. And then when you
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00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:28.199
break out the bag, you gotta
have a weed. Baby, you gotta
23
00:02:28.319 --> 00:02:34.240
keep it like okay, that's Jake
bag. You gotta give one of these
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00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:37.840
bands. It keeps the smell inside. Nobody ever knows you have it.
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I got plausible deniability. You look
at him. Welcome. Oh yeah,
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you're white. That's why. Welcome
to our world, Kyle. Where we
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just showed weed on YouTube. I
mean I don't have the exactly the same
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type, but I mean I have, you know, my life, so
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I don't take him anymore. The
last time it did, it had set
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me through a whirlwind. But uh, I'm with you, guess I'm with
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you. Guests, Wow wow wow, Well well, ladies, Uh,
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if you sick, I ain't even
gonna do that one. I'm gonna do
33
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that one. I'm gonna do that. When you got a little beard,
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you feel a little ground in sexy, you know, Ladies and gentlemen,
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he's grown in sexy and also a
loser because the bill sucked Hollywood, Jacoby,
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Oh my bad, my bad.
I'm playing all right, Like what's
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up, everybody? And I am
the man that runs the brand. I
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am the fucking franchise Troon Bishop.
The claps go there, Kyle to see
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you know, the claps like we're
gonna have you and Jacoby, you have
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brought me and Divine a guest.
Well not a guest to you guys,
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but a guest to me. So
everyone, uh, please welcome a good
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friend of the show, mister Kyle
Bird from the apron Bump Podcast aka the
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Hardest Part of the Ring question Mark
Parent the original vo what ht op r
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is here? We're here to settle
some beef and talk about some rumblings.
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So it's gonna be fun m sword
fights. So let's let's let's take it
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back a couple of years and let's
talk about Do you remember how we met?
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I do not. You were talking
shit, that's that's how right me
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absolutely um, and I told you
we could throw hands at the scope we
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came, we could fight. Huh
where were you? I was there?
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Probably I was there, Like,
but you ain't show up. There's a
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lot of people lines COVID. That
was the whole thing, that restriction.
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I'm just saying, you seem a
little scared. You know, if you
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want to get your ass kicked by
five point six gay dude, you know,
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I mean, we can prefer to
get my ass kicked. Actually,
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so okay, right, we can
make that happen, sir. All right,
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Well next time, next time it
happens like monster jam, I don't
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give a fuck what. We'll meet
up. We'll make something happen. So
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so, mister Bird, tell us
about yourself. Tell tell the hardest part
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of the ring, About the Apron
Bump, the hardest part of the ring.
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Well, first of all, thank
you guys for having me. It's
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a pleasure to be on here.
Ben your guys show the hardest part of
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earth Apron Bump. I see how
even I'm getting confused. Uh. The
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Apron Bump podcast mainly a retro wrestling
podcast. I start kind of started out
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doing current stuff, kind of like
you guys do. Um, but I
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was already kind of watching retro stuff
just for you know, just for fun.
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So I was like, oh,
let's make some content out of it,
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and it's progressed to where I'm covering
all these different timelines, all sorts
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of different companies and stuff like that, TNA Ring of Honor, the Monday
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Night War is all that stuff.
So it's been a good on. It's
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been a good time. How long
I've been in the game. Uh,
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it was like night end of nineteen
So what is that? Over three years?
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Over three years so not too long. It's like I feel like a
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lot of people, like when COVID
started, or like when AW started,
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I feel like that prompted a lot
of people to start a podcast. So
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it was kind of around that same
time period. Yeah, we already started
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our podcast because Jake needed a senior
project for college. So we don't have
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a dramatic story, right, this, this hodgepodg of bullshit just came off
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of a senior project. And it's
still on that level to a certain extent.
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Oh no, you guys are a
very professional show. Very professional.
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Yeah, yes, at least it
sounds professional, you know, thank you.
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Yeah, we breathed professionalism around here. I want to go that far
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right, I mean, Jake looked
like he just rolled out a bid bit.
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You think this is professional place?
So it's good. Looks like he
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rolled out of bed every day,
like every time I see him. It
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don't matter. It could be fucking
three o'clock in the day. He just
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he looks like that. That's how
he looks. Here we go, Hollywood
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man, exactly. You know,
no, all right, now, I'm
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I'm I'm on assignment. You know, Joaquin Phoenix style. You don't even
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know me at this point, you
know, like that's how it goes.
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Okay, Well, let's let's get
down to business, gentlemen. We have
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to talk about some rumblings, right, So the first question I'm gonna just
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throw out there to everybody, were
you sports entertained? Yes or no?
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Yes? Yeah, that was sports
entertained yep. Okay, let's get into
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it. Highlight of the Night,
Pitch black patch. Oh shit, Oh
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I thought that said highlighter of the
night. No, that's probably not.
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That's La Night, La Night.
Oh damn, the joker's right there,
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La Highlight. That was something though, it was something. It was very
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interesting. Let's we just turned it
down. Let's stop there. So the
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wwe really gave it to us with
a whole bunch of like branding and glow
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sticks. And I feel like we
just went back in time to fucking Jake's
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SpongeBob raid what raid last week?
But we got the How was that?
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I almost went real? Jake?
How was it? It was fucking awesome?
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It was so great. We had
a great go ahead and tell go
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ahead, and tell Kyle go ahead. And we dressed up in white collared
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shirts and red ties and wore shorts
and twenty degree weather. It was great.
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And then and then a friend of
ours gave me a little gave us
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a couple whiffs of poppers and didn't
experience that before, and then, uh,
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you know what. Otherwise it was
a great time. I mean,
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well, I shouldn't even say that, because the poppers were fine too.
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Everything was great. And then we
had eyehop at five am, and I
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was like, I kind of getting
old now. I don't know if I
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can keep doing eyehop at five am, but every once in a while,
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M yeah, interesting, interesting,
oh man, and button down shirts doing
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poppers, you know what I mean? Like, I can't they've ever done
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poppers before. But I wasn't afraid
to go to the bathroom by myself.
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So we were in a good Let
me tell y'all, something, ain't nobody
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gay, ain't nobody out here doing
poppers? Okay, evidently you're wrong,
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Like, apparently you're wrong. It's
never too late. My roommate and my
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roommate. It's the same situation.
Jesus Christ, white people. So um.
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The best part of the lights out
match was the ending. To me,
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uh, everything in between was a
little weird. H I didn't understand
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the whole, like, let's break
this desk and then it just like sparkles
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everywhere like a pinata. I was
like, I think I think that was
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the pop They had popcorn on the
announced table. I think that's what ended
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up that I didn't catch because I
rewatched some stuff after the fact, and
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there was I don't know why.
There was probably just for that associate,
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glowing confetti all over the place,
but I think it was popcorn. Yeah.
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It struck me as weird too,
because yeah, right, it was
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just random. Let's ask a person
that's usually high when he's watching things,
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Joy, how did it affect you? I didn't even watch that ship,
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so let's go ahead. He tuned
out a long time ago. Yeah,
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I drew that line a long time
ago. I just know Jeff Hardy jumped
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off some ship that's all I got. Jeff Hardy he won't he won't.
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Oh, I don't know. Somebody
jumped who the fuck jump off Hardy?
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There? I figured it was Jeff
was not a Hardy that that was the
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country rap star. I was trying
to figure what genre he was, because
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it was I skipped that ship too, Like, madam, you didn't miss
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much. When din't peacock start charging? Like interesting? Like cock? Apparently
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you don't get peacock for free cocks
anymore? Oh? Really? Yeah?
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They charge your whole eight bucks to
get it at free. I'm like,
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um, I'll watched the as girl. Yeah. I took the four ninety
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nine with ads. I'm like,
this is fine. I wish it was
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free ninety nine. Who are you
telling? I got no time for ads?
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Those extra four dollars? Yeahs,
breeze right through it. Are you
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rich? You just throwing out ducats
like like that? I got quarters everywhere?
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Man, Let me tell you,
Oh shit, change man, that's
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awesome. Are you guys even committed
to Ray Wyatt still? Or like,
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are we done? Or how do
we feel? I'm glad you asked that
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question because in my notes I have
literally written here and said for both people.
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Where do we go from here?
Like what happens on Friday? Like
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does it you know what I mean? Like does La Night just get a
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hard reset or does bray Wyatt and
pursue more of an Alexo route? Like
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what do we do? Yeah?
I mean do they drag it out to
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WrestleMania and a rematch of sorts?
I don't think I want that. I
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don't either, But and I like
La Night, Like that's the craziest part.
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Look, La I got this moment. It was great. Um,
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you know he'll go back to the
back of the line. Um, maybe
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he can get um, you know, go for the game, the communal
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title or something. I don't know, somebody's got to fight gun there.
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We'll get there. But like,
right, something got to be next now,
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right, we gotta progress this ship
forward with bray Wyret. Just what's
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the end game? Yeah, it's
a it's a hard puzzle to piece together
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because we still don't know Harper,
Like, it's it's a lot very slow,
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very slow. Howdy not Harper.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Well,
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there weren't they like trademark Uncle Harper
or something. I thought I read
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that too, and I was like
Oh cool, that'd be a cool Oh
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yeah, probably again. No,
everybody danced around a question, Aboudy answered
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it. Do y'all care about Bray
Wyatt? No? Not not at the
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moment, not really. He just
doesn't like his story. He's like an
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interesting character and I could applaud him
for bringing something different to the table.
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It just never translates to an entertaining
conclusion or an entertaining match to me,
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Really, did you not? Did
you not like the Firefly Funhouse match back
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at WrestleMania That was okay? I
mean he I mean broken clock is right
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twice a day, Like the Firefly
Funhouse was good. Um, the stuff
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with the Shield and the Wyatt family
was good. He's had little glimpses of
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greatness throughout his run, but I
think the majority of his stuff and I'm
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like the stuff with Goldberg, the
stuff with braunch Stroman, the stuff with
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um whatever else he's done, Like, I don't know, man, at
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this point, I'm like, I'm
not throwing it, you know, in
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the trash, but I'm not like
super invested to see what happens next personally.
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But you and Javan is old school, like Crondosseur is arrest the Undertaker
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won't ship when he first stopped art
it right, Wait, nah, Undertake
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was better than m Nah. Undertaker
was better than bray Wide when he started
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like Undertaker to be fair, though
his matches weren't that good for the most
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part, the Undertaker it weren't.
But I just think the progression and the
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storyline with him where it's just like
it just let him come in fuck everybody
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up for a year and it was
like, I take the Taluel. It
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was like, okay, bet.
From that point we kind of knew what
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the Undertaker was and then they just
kept doing He kind of stayed in a
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lane where it won't too goofy so
much, where it's bray Wide is just
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like his ship starts good, then
it gets goofy and then we don't know
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where the fucking it just goes off
the rails to some ship. Then we
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don't know what the fuck's going on. Whether it was like the hell in
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the Cell was set Rollins, that
ship was good until that match everything that
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ended everything. It just seems like
every time here's he gets going and the
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story gets good, and then when
it comes time for him to have a
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match of any sword that's when that
ship goes completely off the rails. It's
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almost like they try to do way
too much instead of just keeping temple.
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We didn't need all this ship.
They could have kept the lights one fall
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this. Yeah right, I'm good, Like I mean, Bray Wide to
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me hasn't really been good since the
Hawaiian Shirt by wire Like I like that.
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Like that that character was devious enough
to kind of grab my attention,
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and I really wish it was like
a super like slow like burn with him
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for me, he just ping pong
like, so he went from that to
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the Fiend, right was it something
in between? It was like the stuff
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with Matt hardy Um. I don't
know what you call that. It was
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like, yeah, not Hawaiian Shirt
Bray, but it was still kind of
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the same character, right, Like
so he just ping pong from character the
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character. So when I got to
The Fiend, I'm just like, what,
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like what happened? Did you?
Just where's the story? And apparently
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there is a story. He was
listening to m and speak. I think
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it was about two weeks ago.
He was on someone's podcast, I can't
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remember, but he was speaking about
the evolution of Bray Wyatt and and the
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evolution of the character. So apparently
all of this is like a continuous story
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that's gonna all of a suddenly just
climax and bust in our face. I
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like that. I like that all
just boom right there. Wow. Yeah,
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I think, yeah, I think
what Javon said. I think a
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lot of times they just tried too
much. Like sometimes it's just it could
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be simple as a lot, as
long as he keeps winning, but also
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stays away from like the world title
picture, because I think that hurt the
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fee into it just fucking around the
titles too much and flip flopping, and
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because he doesn't need it, like
he's a character that can be off to
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the side, Like his character kind
of allows storylines to form around that.
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So as long as he stays credible, stays away from the title picture,
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and the stories actually progress, it's
culminating into something rather than just open ended
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spooky nonsense. I think it'll be
fine in time, But for a now,
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I'm kind of not hesitant, but
I mean, yeah, I guess
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kind of hesitant. Jacoby, did
you have anything to add on to that
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before I say the next thing?
And I'm about to say no, I
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just if I had to add one
thing. I would just say that that
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happens a lot when there are too
many cooks in the kitchen, and notoriously
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that's creative in WW. But they
spent money on a horror rider, Like
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what do you mean, Okay,
there's a there's a horror rider there.
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He's right, like right now,
many of the elm Street movies are good,
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Like because you call yourself a horror
writers, I mean you're good at
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it. They also got comedy writers
on the team. And how much stuff
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is funny? So we have all
the comedy here because we have Jake.
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He's a joke. Oh dear,
oh dear, Mike went out or the
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audio went out, but whatever.
Speaking of jokes, uh La, Knight's
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career is a joke in WWE.
I can't argue with that one. It's
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very sad. I gets fine.
I think he's fine, he's we We've
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already discussed this a ton of times, like the name already sets him back
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minus points. But like now I'm
just curious what the heck he does.
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I mean, I've heard catering in
ww's actually really good, Like I can
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confirm that it's no longer barbecue ship, like it's actually like it's not like
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they're bringing the burger king like a
certain company has in the past. Um,
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they're bringing in like you know,
they got like personal chefs and stuff
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like that. So that's good.
If he just wants to chill there,
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I totally get it, you know
what I mean. But at the same
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time, too, like his potential
to is actually greater. I just I
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don't know, Well, my daddy
always told me potentially shit unless you apply
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it. So we're gonna move on
from talking about licking ass nights and we're
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gonna just take a break to kind
of get ourselves together. We'll be right
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back leading to this fament court from
the highest of highs to the lowest of
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loan. The American Nightmarican staring at
the WrestleMania side don't get mortality for dashing
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to start us to the beta that
wrestle the World was trending number one as
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you see it all the time,
and the reason for it is because I
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felt like this Royal Rumble match was
a really good one, like the men's
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specifically, I thought both were really
good, but I like the men's one
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one was better. Okay, Man's
no surprise, by the winner, of
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course, no surprise by the winner
Cody Rhodes. Hold on, wait,
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you said you were surprised. Okay, you want to elaborate more. I'm
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surprised, Okay, all right.
Um, we have various MVPs for the
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night that I've written down here.
Feel free to disagree with me. I
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had Gunther, Cody, Logan,
Paul, and Ricochet as my MVPs,
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and we'll get into that. Only
three surprises for this match, although one
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of them really isn't specifically for this
match, It just happened before it.
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Logan, Paul Booker, t and
Pat McAfee not as an entrant, but
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as a welcome back as a commentator, And you could tell that they didn't
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know. And reportedly this is true, Michael and Corey Graves did not know
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that he was coming back or was
even in the building. So uh,
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Corey Graves's reaction of negativity probably really
spot on. Michael Cole was so adorable
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though, when he like got up
to his feet and he's like, what
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what right? The bromance of the
century. I love it. Um.
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We got a bunch of new wrinkles
which I want to get into and stuff.
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But let's get into these questions,
Um backtracking. Was Cody the right
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choice. I'll leave it to you, obviously, Toront has uh, Toront
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has um. I don't go what
I guess. All right, all right,
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Kyle, how did you feel about
the result? It was solid?
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I mean, like, I don't
think it was a surprise, like you
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said, Um, Going into these
it's always like, oh, I wonder
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if they're going to pull something out
that we didn't expect. So it's kind
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of always like, all right,
they did the thing we're all expecting.
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But um, I mean, he
can't fault him for it. I mean
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it makes sense personally, I think
Cody. I mean, no, we'll
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just have to see how it plays
out. I think it's too early for
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Cody to to challenge Roman. I
feel like, yeah, I kind of
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agree with you, to be honest, especially amongst all the Sammy Zane and
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all the bloodline stuff. I feel
like I'm worried that he's going to be
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an afterthought Cody. So, but
they could do stuff. They could split
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the titles. They could I mean
elimination chamber. I mean, there's rumors
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that it might be Sammy versus Roman, which it seems like it's going to
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be that. I mean, it's
in Montreal, so I assume it's gonna
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be something like that. So I
don't have a problem with Cody winning.
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I mean I don't know who else. I mean, Sammy would have been
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only one I would have liked to
see win, But they kind of got
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to the same result, just in
a different way. So I'm not hating
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on that. But um yeah,
I mean people were people. I think
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people had really high expectations. People
were expecting the Rocks stolen, Cold Undertaker,
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the Great College, like, we
didn't get that. But I think
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it's good to you be excited about
the people that are on the roster rather
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than pining for who's not there.
So I thought, and it was good.
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Um gun third getting the spotlight was
probably my main takeaway from this.
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I didn't expect that for him to
go from number one to be in the
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last eliminated. I think he had
the most eliminations too. Yes, he
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clocked in it. Um I didn't
believe it was seven, but I can
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get the right number. And he
set the record for the longest run and
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a thirty man rumble. He had
five elimbs on the night and that was
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the highest. Right he tied Cody
Rhodes at five elimbs. Okay, okay,
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but uh yeah, I mean that
does my main takeaways from it,
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So okay, let me get this
straight. H we're excited for Cody to
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be the Royal Rumble winner? Is
that? Is that the consensus both excited
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as the word I'm gleeful, I'm
I'm happy for him. Yeah, I
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feel like you should be most centtical, like I feel like I feel there's
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a line fuck this guy right like
fuck his wife too, like I mean
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like woman, like I hate her, like I wish she was in the
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women's rumble. Huh, I said, I wish she was in the women's
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rumble too. Need to a wasted
spots girl like stop and wasn't and we'll
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get there spots. Look okay,
gunter Go and Pillow. The post was
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really fucking amazing And to me,
that was your winner. M why why
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wait? You know you're gonna get
get Cody versus romance that that we're that's
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a given. You didn't have to
play any games to get there. It
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was very simple, Like you could
have found that in the elimination chamber.
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You could have found that in tonight's
pro bo on raw, which was actually
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really good because Tody, because Cody
didn't lists at all or spit on anything.
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So I'm very proud of him.
O. Those speech classes are really
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working. So I mean, hey, I'm a bitch. So the thing
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is is, I just feel that
they wasted while they put Gunther in a
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great place, they just wasted the
opportunity for shock and awe if you didn't
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have shock and awe with the roster
of people that you brought out right,
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like do it with the wind,
stop giving us the obvious. The match
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was immaculate, like I just enjoyed
every piece of it. But the real
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MDP of wrestling, of wrestling,
not wrestling of Royal Rumbull, was the
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commentary team. Like I have not
been so much engaged as I was engaged
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with those three gentlemen that was doing
commentary, like they had found magic there
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with the three man commentary team.
I hate Coy Graves. I think it's
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mom is a bitch, but that's
just me, right. The Pats there,
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we all love Pat is infectious of
course, Yeah, the energy was
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infectious. I mean their banter,
like the ship they were saying in the
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match, like it just brought me
back to a place of nostalgia, and
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I'm surprised our people that love nostalgia
didn't really gripple on to that part more
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over than the wrestling, Like so, um, I just think the wrong
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man one. We could have done
a thousand different things. I thought the
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match itself was really solid. I
love seeing Shamus and m Andrew McIntire together.
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That was a fun watch. Um, I just don't know what the
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future looks like outside of Gunther in
the WWE, because if you really think
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about it, half of those guys
that was in that match over forty cough
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cough, Kofi Kingston cough cough,
of remarkable saves are over all I'm saying.
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Is all I'm saying is this is
the second year in a row with
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a botched like moment, and I
just want to know, like is this
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it? Like? Are we done? Like what are we doing? Please?
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For the love of guy, could
we stop just bringing the budget of
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black people down? But he's botched, fucking I'm just trying not to watch
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him try to kill himself in January
every year. I just don't I'm over
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it. I'm over it. Like
it's the best time of the year.
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January oh, I mean it's pre
Black History Month, which here the hardest
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part of the ring. You celebrate
Black History Month from February to what we
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feel like stopping un till Pride in
June. Question, right, we real
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black over here? That's why I
say on my podcast as well. I
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don't know if Kyle can actually say
that, though, No, because Kyle
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hasn't had feather and Finn, So
I don't know. I have had feather
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and Finn. I just had the
chicken there, Okay, but apparently right
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wait wait, paulse you seem way
too white, too well. We recommended
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it to him. I don't.
I don't believe it. I want to
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see. I didn't go there.
I had a door dashed. I would
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never go to that part of town. Actually, that's actually a joke.
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Bes I actually used to live like
right by it, and uh whatever,
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I made it out alive. So
U grant doing right? Is anybody here
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on cut? Because uh, you
know, I'm not so I don't think
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we can dock. You say you
said docking right doing? We're doing all
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right, don't. I don't know
how we're docking. We're just doing it.
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We'll figure it out. Yeah,
you know, they have custom custom
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stocks. Anyway, Um, so
you had the chicken, you did not
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have the fish. That's that's good. Yeah, well I'll go back and
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have the fish and report my findings. Okay, because again, if you
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eat it, I don't If I
ain't seen you eat it, I don't
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believe it. So that needs to
be photos of you eating this. I'm
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gonna take a slow motion video of
meeting that a close up and send it
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to you. I just don't believe
like that, that feathering fan is like
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a place that you've never been like, you know what I mean. It's
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like a neighborhood you've never been to, like because I just I don't believe
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it, like a restaurant, and
I need to go inside. Maybe that's
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the I need that. If that
happens, I want pictures. Take your
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wife too. I want it to
be a pous No, no, why
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not if I take her in there? What out? Don't bring your wife?
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Let me tell you something that this
to get exposed, exposed to all
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kinds of ethnic shit. Okay,
Like I don't give a fuck my grandma
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fan him pig feet. Oh okay, so he ate it, Gavar,
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Come on, now a fuck pigs
feed. Question Mark, I'm a nigger.
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I don't even eat. That's disgusting, you, Jake, Like there's
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there's lines you draw for family.
That's the line all that you. I
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would have told you you toryn I
didn't make him eat it. That's it's
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my grandma. Y'all know. My
Grandma's sweetest person on the planet. She's
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I love I love your grandma.
Why do you let that happen? You
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know how terrible pigs it is?
Why you set your husband up like that?
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Look this is me. It was
hilarious, okay, Like look looking
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at his white pillage, just melt
away as he ate the gigs me.
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Okay boy, his ancestors rolling over
in their grade, right, Yeah,
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too much going on? All I'm
said, you can't whip them, So
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make him eat pig feed? Fuck
it? Well, kind of like eating
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pigs feed. We have of what's
left for Gunther because after this match,
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that all right, professional, But
after this match, everybody else seems to
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have a direction except for him.
So champion man, okay, great,
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great pick a mid carter the wrestle
I guess at WrestleMania, I guess,
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I mean, honestly, it should
be Ricochet because he's the only one I
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have here. It really doesn't have
anything going on that I could see the
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challenge for that belt. There's an
easy there's an easy match you could give
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him. What don't tell me it's
that triple threat match with brock Lessner and
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Bobby Last. I want to see
those two beat the shit out of each
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other by the way I thought they
put him in there. But I would
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not be opposed to a trip with
threat with him Drew and Shamous, I
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oppose that. Or if you really
want to keep your fucking just and just
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give gum for all the flowers and
put that in again there with Logan Paul,
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well, they don't beat Look,
they don't beat Logan Paul asks a
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little bad wrestle. I had Lady
Joy, I had Logan Paul and Seth
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Rollins as a potential wrestling that's going
to happen just because he eliminated Seth.
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But and Seth's not really doing anything
either after he did just contend. He
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did just win his way into the
to the United States Championship elimination chamber.
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So there's yeah, that's what that's
what this is this year. It is
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for the US title. Austin theory
is defending and so far I don't know
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what happened since, but before we
started recording seth Rollins had won his way
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in by pinning Gable. Please no, no, no, wait, say
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what you're feeling right now? So
tell me the feeling. Your face is
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telling me everything. See how you
feel? They just need to throw that
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Elimination Chamber in the trash, man. I mean, it's just, first
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of all, I hate that they
have a pay per view that's called elimination
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Chamber. They should bring that out
when they need it, because it gives
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you situations like this, gives you
situations like this where it's like, oh
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fuck, it's February, we need
elimination Chamber. Uh, but we already
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have a WrestleMania match set, So
well what we do? Oh, I
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guess the US title. It's just
like shoe horned it in where it doesn't
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really make sense. Like I'm all
for making the US title feel meaningful.
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So it's fine, and I'm sure
it'll be a fun match, but man,
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it's interest So screw that. Okay, Okay, So Charlotte, Yes,
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I was about to get to that. When we get to the lions.
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Fine, put a pin in that. Put a pin in that,
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because we are going to come.
I don't hate that. Actually, yeah,
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but I don't hate that either.
Um what else we got here?
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So another a dominicant mysterio. I
was thank you you were on the same
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wavelengker. A kid's a piece of
shit, Michael Cole all the night.
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It's a big because he was amazing, Like think about it like that.
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Okay, we were talking about earlier
about how family doesn't let family eat pigs
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feet, like he didn't even let
his dad compete in the royal rumble,
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like this is crazy, good good, and well he did struggle trying to
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rip that mask, so the duct
points. But overall and he was the
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he was the last member of Judgment
day, last man remaining. I mean,
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the dude, I can't deny it. Like, yes, he's a
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dork whatever, but like he gets
heat, like he knows his job and
449
00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:23.599
he does it really well. Let's
talk about him using some steroids. Okay,
450
00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:29.519
like look, this is me,
okay, like why is everybody looking
451
00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:38.079
at me like I'm crazy? I'm
listening, Like go ahead, brother,
452
00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:42.400
go ahead to take that shot now. But so your ankles can swall up
453
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:45.920
a little bit because he is real, like Jacob fucked him up. Like
454
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:49.960
for real, Jay could throw her
hands with Dominant cereal and literally fuck that
455
00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:52.119
kid up, and like Riha shows
up and then she fucks me and then
456
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:55.320
that's a problem, Like I mean, might like it, who knows,
457
00:34:55.440 --> 00:34:59.800
Like you know what I mean,
like explore your kings anyway? There for
458
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:04.239
reason, you were just doing poppers, Okay, Like that's all I'm saying.
459
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:06.880
That's the first step. That's the
gateway drug, that's the gateway.
460
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:09.599
Next thing, you know, you
got your hands on your knees. No,
461
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:14.079
next, next thing, you know, I'm Lars Sullivan right, next
462
00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:20.400
thing, right exactly? You are
gay for pay? Right yea? Yeah?
463
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:25.760
So but for im, there's really
in between. Just no you just
464
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:30.599
you just gay or you're gay for
pay. That's the line. So he
465
00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:37.320
Kyle is never coming here again,
so I uh, but no, for
466
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.719
real, like the boy need to
find a way to beef fuck. I
467
00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:43.800
think if you beefed up a little
bit, like I could take him seriously.
468
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:46.760
I think though, because he is
a dork. But I think they're
469
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:51.800
leaning into that though. I think
his whole character is premised on him being
470
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:55.480
the slimy guy that shouldn't be there. And it's just because even in the
471
00:35:55.559 --> 00:35:59.320
rumble, like his boys were helping
him, and that they were that was
472
00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:01.159
the only reason that you lasted so
long. I think the fact that he's
473
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:05.800
such a scrawny douchebag is kind of
his character. I think if he bolked
474
00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:07.920
up and just be another guy.
Yeah, I just don't like how they
475
00:36:08.000 --> 00:36:12.840
try to put the Mexicans in a
game. That's just me okay, Like
476
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:17.000
you mean, then Balor's hell of
Mexican since when I mean he wearing that
477
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:22.000
band down like he is. You
know, Ireland is Mexico of Europe,
478
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:27.079
right, and he talked about all
this swag. I can't. All I'm
479
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:29.760
saying is it's kind of like he's
not even the leader no more. It's
480
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.559
like it's Rein Dominic and then the
other two are just there. When't that
481
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:36.199
sex take coming out? Because I'm
trying to see who bottom it? Oh,
482
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:40.679
we already know he was in prison
for a day, Like Jabar,
483
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:45.480
you were saying something if I make
if I can make a note about Judgment
484
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:47.119
day, hold on, hold on, because I made a couple of notes
485
00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:53.079
about the Royal rumble and judgment Day
was one of them. He's so disappointed.
486
00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:57.920
I love it. I took notes. Um let's see, yes,
487
00:36:58.039 --> 00:37:00.519
okay, Damian Priest, right,
I'm gonna need you to fix that hair.
488
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:07.119
My boy out here looking like Brittany
Grinder. I can't rock that shit.
489
00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:16.760
I'll tell you welcome back. I'm
sorry. He needs to fix that
490
00:37:16.840 --> 00:37:21.360
hair like he like a grown ass
woman out there. Nah, fix that
491
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:25.280
shit. It's a lot going on. It's a lot going it is,
492
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:35.239
like yo, like that that the
note, Look, that was a that
493
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:37.920
was what he did in the match. It's that hair. He came out
494
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:44.559
there looking like a straight stud and
I need him to fix that. The
495
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:50.280
note is that the La Sparks need
him right, like he needed to be
496
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:53.639
getting that w NBA money At this
point outside of the obvious, right,
497
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:59.440
we know who we really enjoy,
But who was the like the like I
498
00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:04.599
don't want to the black sheep.
Who was the hitting gym in the Royal
499
00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:07.960
Rumble to you? M hmm,
yeah, like I asked, already talked
500
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:14.480
about Tom, We already talked about
you already talked about it. I'll say
501
00:38:15.480 --> 00:38:22.159
the Banger Brothers because they're still running
it. In the beginning they're a little
502
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:28.840
running the beginning. Yeah, it
was pretty fucking good, like Logan Paul.
503
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:34.920
Perhaps I was going to suggest Logan
Paul as well. Had he kept
504
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:37.920
a couple of good moments like bucking
up with braun Stroman And he looked like
505
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:43.039
he belonged in there. That's the
thing. Yeah, exactly, he's got
506
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:46.159
the natural instincts. It's just it's
pretty impressive. And he's a heel now,
507
00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:51.119
thank god, thank god. And
he listens, you can tell that
508
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:54.840
he's Is it Sean Michaels. Who's
behind him? Sean Michaels, Yeah,
509
00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:59.039
who else? I can't remember either. It was three people working on his
510
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:00.960
Michaels at the working on this rework, somebody working on his mic skills.
511
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:04.840
Well, who needs mike? Was
it? Was it? Old boy there?
512
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:08.639
Um okay, it was Jamie Noble. That's who I was thinking of.
513
00:39:10.360 --> 00:39:16.119
Oh the Bullock, goddamn it.
Pull Sorry, So let's talk about
514
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:22.360
let's before we move on to the
next uh segment here, let's talk about
515
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:27.199
who I would smash in a royal
rumble, and I would smash carrying a
516
00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:32.119
cross? You watch? No?
What what we come so far in a
517
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:37.599
year and a half, good is
it the hair for you? I knew,
518
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:42.119
I knew that's all it needed with
some hair. I knew it.
519
00:39:42.280 --> 00:39:45.039
Like I would smash. I'm sorry, Like y'all can be mad all you
520
00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:49.679
want to, Like I would smash. It's just you know, it's the
521
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:54.480
dark skin and it's the hair.
But you know, tattoos pretty awesome entrance.
522
00:39:54.679 --> 00:40:00.599
Can't deny that, right, like
the tattoos yep, like triple threat,
523
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:06.199
Like I'm good, like you know
what I mean? Smashable um Unsmashable
524
00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:10.039
is chad Gable because he looks like
one of my exes. So that'll do
525
00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:15.960
it, right, Yeah, just
looking at that. Nope, I've really
526
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:21.119
done charity America. Like just understand
I've done a lot, a lot of
527
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:27.239
charity, jeesus, not a lot, A lot cheese a lot. Why
528
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:31.559
what have I done charity? Yes? Right, I mean I might just
529
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:36.679
would be like I don't know,
Saint Jus, like it's a lot of
530
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:42.840
charity. Rise. Yeah, before
we transfer over, I have a joke.
531
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:49.400
What do me and brock Lesner have
in common? We both lasted two
532
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:57.360
minutes and twenty eight seconds. Do
you notice how the white people just it's
533
00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:04.559
like sex, It's just what I'm
going becomes fast man. That's what it
534
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:08.599
was. That's good stuff. And
then we're moving on. Oh wait,
535
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:13.159
wait, I have another note about
the rumble that I took. Okay,
536
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:16.519
okay, who who? Who else
didn't dress to him press? Oh no,
537
00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:21.239
this isn't about dressed this time.
Um, who the fuck changed Johnny
538
00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:24.880
Gardan those music? How long has
this? I didn't notice this ship because
539
00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:30.480
this is trash. That's not that's
dope. Shut up, it's terrible.
540
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:35.320
It's not rebel Hard. I'll take
you rebel Hard. It's just a different
541
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:42.719
it's just a different singer. Bring
her back. It's it's a man singing
542
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:49.360
rebel Hart. Right, that's not
making my panties wet him. I got
543
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:55.079
another note. Let's see, I'm
okay, oh this I missed that fucking
544
00:41:55.079 --> 00:42:00.320
over. I don't know why,
but when he he came out as baby
545
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:04.840
face old this was doing the Caterpillar
and everything. I missed that fucking ODIs.
546
00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:08.280
Like everybody loves that ODIs. It's
nuts. Yeah, Like it was
547
00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:12.480
nice to see that ship. You
know what I missed? You know what?
548
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:15.519
I missed his neck? Okay,
like where's that? Like? Also,
549
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:22.679
let's just ask who fucks him like
in real life, like who actually
550
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:30.760
watches him undressed and lays down with
him and actually had sex Tucky And that's
551
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:37.599
why, Yeah, it's all good, Like it's okay. I like miss
552
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.480
Otis. I think I feel like
he was like three inches taller. He
553
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:45.000
would be. He could be like
a huge monster, right, like bron
554
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:49.960
Stroman but like people like him.
Yeah, there's the dick jokes somewhere in
555
00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:53.639
there. I just can't pull it
out right, he just did. Do
556
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:59.559
you think do you think that otis
paid to watch the Mandy Rose video?
557
00:43:00.880 --> 00:43:04.800
Um? No, he has a
free subscription. They're real like it better
558
00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:07.360
and like you know how much money
he gave her, like you not gave
559
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.840
her, but you didn't how much
money they earned together while they were drawing
560
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:14.920
a bitch paw you go watch look
at my pussy. You pay for that?
561
00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:16.960
Ar who you are? Who could
be married? I mean you're still
562
00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:22.880
paying for it premium. This is
why miss Page, she can't away for
563
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:25.599
free. A saint exactly. She
did more of a saint than to Rono.
564
00:43:28.039 --> 00:43:31.599
Man, oh, this can't be
watching that ship man that come on
565
00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:37.119
man? Nope, oh goodness,
all right, let's he can't be watched.
566
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:40.000
Ain't she fucking her boyfriend up there
too? Yes, that's the whole
567
00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:50.119
continent she got. Can let's uh, let's take a quick break and then
568
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:52.719
when we come back, we'll talk
about the women's royal rumbleman. Oh no,
569
00:43:52.719 --> 00:44:00.639
no, no, But not only
did she or number one suffer their
570
00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:05.280
spear if they had to pet Phoenix
before the spet cheek started. So guess
571
00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:15.840
our big takeaway from tonight should be
who has Lemania big trouble? Because Ria
572
00:44:16.000 --> 00:44:23.719
Rippling. It's a genuine badass and
a Wrestlemdiam made a ventor. Okay,
573
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:29.840
America, we're back and and as
usual, there's Tomfoolery on the b roll.
574
00:44:29.960 --> 00:44:31.880
We're bringing the b roll to the
eight roll. Okay, and we're
575
00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:36.639
talking about how all of my friends, all of you motherfuckers that listen to
576
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:38.639
the show and watch it, y'all
know who you are. We've done this
577
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:43.159
ver before. You don't wash your
feet, get an ask feet, y'all.
578
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:45.800
Let the soap run off your body
and run down to your fee.
579
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:49.480
Say you watch that is not in
the washing zone for you, right,
580
00:44:49.639 --> 00:44:54.199
which is disgusting. Two of them
have just admittedly said it out loud.
581
00:44:54.760 --> 00:45:01.840
Two people of lighter skin, right, have just admitted that they don't do
582
00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:12.079
it? Does it work? Why
did y'all do it? Does it work?
583
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:14.960
Because it's so like, well,
what the fuck? That can shave
584
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:20.920
a couple of minutes off my shower
time? What I have no difference?
585
00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:24.639
How much time do you dedicate to
you cleaning your legs? Kyle? Like?
586
00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:30.599
Are you fucking it's your body?
You The soap gets you get like
587
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.840
I get the armpits, the face, the chestel area. Yo, runs
588
00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:37.159
down. I got my lufa.
You know what I mean. I'm just
589
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.760
come down clean your legs. The
soap comes down to your feet, right
590
00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:46.320
your feet, the water hits it
is like washing it exactly. What is
591
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:52.599
not like washing it that I get
the grundle area, I get my bathing
592
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.760
suit square, I got clean all
of that, and it's it's basically a
593
00:45:55.880 --> 00:46:00.480
leg to the top of the leg. I clean boom. This is too
594
00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:06.159
fucking much like I don't. It's
nasty, quickest shower of your life.
595
00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:09.559
No one has said my legs smell
bad. Yeah, nobody's ever made complain
596
00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:15.000
about my ask don't ask your wife
the snippet. You're may to go out
597
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:19.000
there and hey, hey, can
you go skim sniff my leg? Please?
598
00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:24.400
Absolutely crazy your wife listen and look
at this show. She would be
599
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:28.039
like, you could not hang out
with these people. I guarantee you she
600
00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:30.679
didn't clean her legs either. She's
also white. Just wait, whiter than
601
00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:36.840
I am. Boom there you good? Well she's for full on Norwegian.
602
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:43.079
Oh shit, Oh no, no, smart don't clean her legs neither.
603
00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:45.840
No, she probably cleaned her legs, but I know she cleaned her den
604
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:52.199
guess women the lotion and all that
shit, right right wait wait wait wait
605
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:57.679
yeah, motherfuckers don't use lotion.
Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
606
00:46:58.119 --> 00:47:04.760
I am a jergen freaking member.
Okay, okay, okay. I
607
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:08.480
used Ocean all the time because I
was roasted through high school. Yeah,
608
00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:13.239
Jurgens, because I had actually has
fuck hands come to wintertime, so I
609
00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:16.039
had to be on that ship because
I was roasted almost every day. You
610
00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:20.559
went to a black high school,
I went to Kellum Kellum is like no,
611
00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:24.960
I went to Kellum my rest of
my friends with ol but I was
612
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:29.320
on the basketball team, so like, I got all the time. Ye,
613
00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:31.239
I must not get a white school
if he's on the basketball team.
614
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:37.440
We actually were a predominantly white basketball
team. I would guess so. But
615
00:47:37.559 --> 00:47:40.519
we won districts every year I was
there anyway, somebody, somebody paid you
616
00:47:40.599 --> 00:47:45.599
to win districts anyway, So,
um, disgusting. It makes me very
617
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:49.960
upset. Y'all all. Really,
y'all disgusted me, all of you,
618
00:47:50.280 --> 00:47:52.480
the whole lot of you. I
have naturally smooth skin. One day,
619
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.239
I'm gonna make you feel my arms
if y'all smooth they are, it's just
620
00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:01.880
naturally smooth. That's a flex.
Yeah, I'm thirty percent Filipino, and
621
00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:06.400
that's the Filipino coming out. It's
just I'm pretty hairless too. I don't
622
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:08.559
know if you can see, but
I'm I'm a smooth boy. There you
623
00:48:08.639 --> 00:48:16.719
go that first of all, Okay, I'm I am not going to attacks
624
00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:24.760
right I I my attack was coming
like it's in here. I was like
625
00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:28.239
Kyle, it's Kyle's first time here, and I do want to come back.
626
00:48:28.280 --> 00:48:30.199
I'm not gonna verbally assassinate it.
No, please, please don't hold
627
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:35.719
back on my account. No,
Kyle, Like I'm an adult, I
628
00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:37.840
like to show restraint at times,
like you know what I mean. Um,
629
00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:43.920
So I am showing restraint right now. Um and if you ask Javarn
630
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.840
and Jake for some reason, since
you have Filipino and you do or any
631
00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:52.679
type of like like I don't know
Asian descent or anything, I don't like
632
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:55.400
you thirty percent of who you are
because they say I don't like Asian people.
633
00:48:55.440 --> 00:49:00.079
Oh yeah that's right, yeah he
um yeah, yeah, he's a
634
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:06.119
shackamoor A fan, so he obviously
hate Japanese people included all Asian people.
635
00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:10.719
Thrue. I like, she just
get knockam more cake. I like,
636
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:16.920
okay, like Jex's because I don't
like the ones that you like. Thought
637
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:21.360
me, I'm racist. We were
like, hey, Okada match really good.
638
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:23.239
Toronto was like Forbidden Door sucked.
I was like, I bet you
639
00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:30.800
didn't like some Forbidden Door for other
reasons. Oh boy, so you mentioned
640
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:37.320
Oscar earlier. That's a fantastic transition
to the women's were a rumble match winner
641
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:43.559
Rhea Ripley, mommy for the women, give me a break. This one
642
00:49:43.639 --> 00:49:45.039
was. I thought this one was
good. I was. I was pleased,
643
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:51.079
sports entertained from start to finish.
As we know, this is a
644
00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:54.880
slight brag for me um our last
show. I was making the case for
645
00:49:55.000 --> 00:50:00.280
Live Morgan. She was the last
person eliminated, so shout out to me.
646
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:05.159
And she was also the number two
entry in the Royal Rumble thing I
647
00:50:05.239 --> 00:50:08.039
remember about Live Morgan. She had
chains on her titties. What's wrong with
648
00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:12.800
that? What is wrong with the
not exactly? So did bron I think
649
00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:16.239
bray Wyatt also had chains on his
titties as well, So so did that
650
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:21.039
Damian priest. Boom, there you
go, cha chain on the titty.
651
00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:25.960
It's a new new wave. I
can't So we have some surprise entrance Chelsea
652
00:50:27.079 --> 00:50:31.360
Green, Michelle McCool, Roxanne Perez, Zoey Stark, Indy Hartwell and Naya
653
00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:39.519
Jack's no diaper. Yes. My
MVPs for the night include Rhea Live Oscar
654
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:45.079
Damage Control, Roquel and Zoey Star
the whole goddamn rumble. Who woa,
655
00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:54.360
whoa, whoa, whoa? Did
they all of those women carried? And
656
00:50:55.519 --> 00:51:00.760
I don't care what Jivan thinks is
Joey start fucking just was mya was literally
657
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:05.960
my like subtle stole the show type. She was tough as shit the entire
658
00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:09.119
time. She lasted twenty six minutes, which I didn't expect that to happen.
659
00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:14.119
Either she was out here beating everyone's
ass. Of course, of course
660
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:22.599
she toughest fun because all her life
she had to fight, or she's tough.
661
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:30.039
She looked tough like for real,
like if I was going to a
662
00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:31.719
fight for my life, I'm picking
Solway Stock because she gonna fight like a
663
00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:37.679
whole dude. I'm saying, put
the NXT title on her. That's all
664
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:40.360
I'm saying. Okay, Um,
we got some new wrinkles. I felt
665
00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:45.159
Becky versus damage control still going on. We found out earlier today, Ja
666
00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:52.280
von clue us in h Ripley chose
Charlotte Flair? Is that the right choice?
667
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:53.559
Is that the wrong choice? How
how do we feel? I think
668
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:59.119
it's a weird one given that judgment
days on raw, But I guess that
669
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:02.559
doesn't matter now. She well,
she do oh Charlotte and Nass whipping,
670
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:07.840
So I agree with that. And
she said that in the press conference after
671
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:12.360
the real Rumble that she felt that
she had unfinished business with Charlotte and a
672
00:52:12.480 --> 00:52:15.599
history with her at at WrestleMania.
So it just this actually does make sense.
673
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:20.440
I'm happy that she picked this one, and I do kind of if
674
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:23.119
Charlotte's really doing the face thing.
Ria, Ripley and Dominic could really mess
675
00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:27.239
with her on the road to WrestleMania
too, So that would be kind of
676
00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:30.559
fun. Yeah, because that's like
the only thing that's holding Ria back in
677
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:35.400
her career. She's dominated everybody except
Charlotte pretty much, because I think I
678
00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:38.239
don't has she even beaten Charlotte?
Never? If she did, it wasn't
679
00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:43.000
for a title, right yeah?
She Wait? Wait wait, how didn't
680
00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:45.559
Charlotte beat somebody for the NX Tachi
Was it her she beat for the NXT
681
00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:50.880
Championship and then yes, win it
back. I'm not mistaken. If she
682
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:53.360
did win it back, it was
in a triple threat manage. So Charlotte
683
00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:58.400
won it from Maria, I believe, and the EO Sharai won it by
684
00:52:58.599 --> 00:53:00.599
penning Ria in a triple threat Matt, So Charlotte never even got pinned to
685
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:07.840
lose it. The patres Who who
is EO shari Oh? The genus?
686
00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:13.800
Yeah? Yeah, the damage control, the one, the one, the
687
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:17.840
one that you don't like. That's
my girl, don't That's not what I've
688
00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:21.639
been hearing. That doesn't align without
what I've been hearing here. Streets say
689
00:53:21.719 --> 00:53:27.559
different. The streets he has a
track record of loving EO EO Sky now
690
00:53:27.960 --> 00:53:31.760
um but everyone else but not Io
Shari, even Xiale, even Ziale.
691
00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:37.599
He has problems with. First of
all, I have problems with zion Lee
692
00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:44.000
because she out here with box braids
from girl. I have a note.
693
00:53:44.119 --> 00:53:47.320
I have a note about Zi Lee. So Javan actually on record is a
694
00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:54.199
big Xilee fan. I am,
but braids fan apparently one. It's fucked
695
00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:59.119
up. They didn't let her take
her stick. That was totally unfair.
696
00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:02.400
They let Elias state that damn dumb
ass guitar, but it wouldn't let her
697
00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:08.320
have her stick. Nah, equal
rights wwe and two yes, the Black
698
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:15.599
Delegation has decided them box braise have
got to go. We have all decided
699
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:20.199
it's time let him go. You
are here what the box praise are because
700
00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:23.920
your auntie run the corner store where
you got them from. I don't appreciate
701
00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:30.239
that. Okay, she rocks him. Though she rocks him. She she
702
00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:32.800
she kind of does. But I
can't. I can't accept that, okay.
703
00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:37.400
Um. Also what I can't accept, well, let me rewind real
704
00:54:37.519 --> 00:54:42.480
quick. So my highlights of the
night for the Royal Female Royal Rumble was
705
00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:46.760
um. I enjoyed Emma. I
did enjoy damage Control, and for some
706
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:52.320
reason, Roxy really caught my eye. Right, she's good. I'm telling
707
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:58.320
you she's good. But the one
that really got me, and the thing
708
00:54:58.440 --> 00:55:04.840
that really grabbed a my heart strings
was Piper. Piper and Nevin and the
709
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:13.719
commentary team hyping her up in so
many ways. The dude drop jokes were
710
00:55:15.039 --> 00:55:19.519
so on brand. I loved it. I love subtle, very subtle,
711
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:23.880
very subtle. I bet she's gonna
drop some people, don't you think I
712
00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:30.920
do? Shut up, fucking Corey
Graves you But hold on, wait,
713
00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:34.559
wait, the real MVP. Don't
cut me off before I talk about the
714
00:55:34.760 --> 00:55:42.480
MVP and the knees. Oh my
god, me god, me and Jabar
715
00:55:42.719 --> 00:55:45.920
keep telling you when a girl needs
look like that, she's about to rock
716
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:52.719
your world. And then I and
then I got a double chaste of it
717
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:58.000
with Nia Jack's baby coming back welcome
home. Look all both of them,
718
00:55:58.679 --> 00:56:00.159
they both of them girls put was
so good? Were you thought? In
719
00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:07.400
the added turns of sunshine? Like
Ja asks m Jamar, we we should
720
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:13.639
just be verried to Mina and I
Jacks, Yeah, yep, I'll take
721
00:56:13.679 --> 00:56:21.800
the big one. Which one is
that like so, I mean, I
722
00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:23.159
don't know, I'll just take the
big one, whatever that one is.
723
00:56:23.360 --> 00:56:28.079
But it was just it was a
fun match. Um. I enjoyed everything
724
00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:31.119
about it. Uh. My favorite
sassy moment of the Holding Time deal it
725
00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:37.039
is Michelle McCool coming out of the
crowd and us. Okay, that's what
726
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:40.840
I could have went without is Lacy
Evans that bitch. Okay anyway, next
727
00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:46.119
person, dollar story, Michelle McCool, Kyle, how'd you would you what
728
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:49.719
did you think? Would you think? Who stood out to you? Kyle?
729
00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:52.199
Family dollar girl? Like family Dollar, I need to do a dollar
730
00:56:52.320 --> 00:57:00.199
Tree dollar general. I forgot what? Um, Kyle, who I mean?
731
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:04.920
Zialie? I mean I'm a big
Xiale guy, the Kuma teg Yeah,
732
00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:07.719
exactly. Yeah. It was fucked
up she did. She couldn't bring
733
00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:10.679
her staff in there. Um,
there's been chairs and bowling balls and rolling
734
00:57:10.840 --> 00:57:14.320
royal rumball matches before. It's like, what the fuck? She used to
735
00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:15.920
bring back the old woman? That
would have that would have set her off,
736
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:20.559
That would have won the whole thing's
back in somewhere. Bring back the
737
00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:25.159
dragon. That was cool for a
minute, that whole gimmick. But Javan
738
00:57:25.280 --> 00:57:30.480
made a whole segment over, like
a whole segment on that ship with by
739
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:37.880
half a year. Ali chronicles one
of the best segments in the show.
740
00:57:37.920 --> 00:57:39.639
Actually, what's Boa doing? Where
did Boa go? Is he still at
741
00:57:39.679 --> 00:57:49.440
the company? Hello? Keep him
a far away? Uh yeah? The
742
00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:52.320
women's were rump who all stuck out. I think they touched on a bunch
743
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:53.119
of them, right, Michel mc
cool, I think she could have a
744
00:57:53.159 --> 00:57:57.599
full ass run if she wanted to. We say that every year, and
745
00:57:57.800 --> 00:58:00.360
she could totally could, totally could. She looked just as good as she
746
00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:05.920
ever has. And she was wrestling
in ugs, so I mean Malina did
747
00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:09.440
it first, but you know this
is true, and then she also did
748
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:14.480
like a lot of the locker room. But that's you know, needless to
749
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:17.480
say. I mean, Michel,
we got the Undertaker somehow, see here?
750
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:19.960
I mean, yeah, not a
lot of surprises, right, it
751
00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:22.920
was just Michelle McCool and uh Nya
Jacks on top of that. Well,
752
00:58:23.079 --> 00:58:27.679
okay, so we do I want
to want to talk about this, not
753
00:58:27.800 --> 00:58:30.639
to step on you, because we
are forgetting Chelsea Green. Chelsea Green was
754
00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:35.639
in the match for five seconds because
it's five seconds so long, all right,
755
00:58:35.639 --> 00:58:38.280
Who cares about what well, no, because guess what, don't we
756
00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:42.320
all, me and Javan specifically have
talked about this and that's that. Now
757
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:45.760
Cody's the number one contender. Chelsea
Green just showed up at the Royal Rumbull.
758
00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:50.320
Matt Cardona did some nice little patent
work with Zach Ryder recently, so
759
00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:57.800
maybe we're getting towards this where the
raw after Menia, we get Zach Ryder
760
00:58:57.840 --> 00:59:04.159
back in WWE. Okay, I'm
gonna log off. I got this is
761
00:59:04.239 --> 00:59:09.519
crazy. One's clamoring for Zach Ryder. Yeah, definitely. He's one of
762
00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:15.079
the most entertaining wrestlers in the indies
right now. They could stay in the
763
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:17.920
indies. Oh my god, wow, Kyle, Kyle, thank you.
764
00:59:20.199 --> 00:59:22.960
Remember when he showed up in a
w and you Everybody was like, oh
765
00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:24.920
wait, this guy's not that good. Let's well, let's not sign him.
766
00:59:25.320 --> 00:59:29.920
Oh my gosh, geez. I
mean he was trash in WWE.
767
00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:35.199
He could be trash airway he goes
because he's trash. Okay, he untold
768
00:59:35.280 --> 00:59:37.320
true story. Deal works in the
indies because it's like, oh, I'm
769
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:39.639
a w w E guy in the
Indies, so it's fun. But now
770
00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:42.840
he's back in w W e.
If that were to happen, I'd just
771
00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:45.840
be like, oh, I'm just
another guy with you know, these are
772
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:50.400
crazy. He's Cody's best friend,
Like he's gonna get that rub almost.
773
00:59:51.159 --> 00:59:53.559
Wait, Cody barely got in the
door himself, but he barely got the
774
00:59:53.840 --> 00:59:58.280
whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Cody's gotten everything since coming back. What
775
00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:02.159
are you talking about? Girl?
Like, Okay, I'm so glad about
776
01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:07.480
discount Rick Flair, Like, oh, that's what you think. Cody Rhodes
777
01:00:07.559 --> 01:00:10.159
is. No, Cody Rhodes is
the next Triple h. What does Shane
778
01:00:10.159 --> 01:00:17.599
Douglas have to do with us?
Don't disrespect Shane Douglas. Oh I assume
779
01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:22.159
that's why you're the franchise. I
love Shane Douglas. Yeah, I know
780
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:28.039
he won't buy the ECW Championship belt
though, not that w W E ship.
781
01:00:28.119 --> 01:00:29.599
Why the fun would I buy that? Oh no, no, not
782
01:00:29.719 --> 01:00:32.840
the silver one. I'm talking about
the the RVD one, the classic one.
783
01:00:34.679 --> 01:00:37.280
I would buy that. Oh would
you? I thought you had said
784
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:40.239
please buy the ec W belt.
I mean, but it's no. I
785
01:00:40.639 --> 01:00:45.800
have the belts that I want old
school I see. And then the fucking
786
01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:52.840
UK Championship. The dopest belt on
the planet, preach thank you? Like
787
01:00:53.079 --> 01:00:57.079
no did you say is the best? Is the dopest one on the planet.
788
01:00:57.800 --> 01:01:01.679
The U y n xt UK Championship
is the dopest belt on the planet,
789
01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:07.480
hands down. I agree. I
they need to figure out how to
790
01:01:07.800 --> 01:01:12.639
like integrate that into what they got
now, because that belt is dope as
791
01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:16.119
fucked. I think we're getting set
for a new belt coming, so we'll
792
01:01:16.119 --> 01:01:20.719
see what happens. I'm gonna get
set for like a new friend to be
793
01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:23.440
on this podcast. I would think, you Von Javon, Uh, what
794
01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:30.639
did you think about this women's match? Other than your one note? I
795
01:01:30.679 --> 01:01:34.360
should say, Oh, I have
other notes. I have plenty of other
796
01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:39.519
notes. Where to start. Let's
see. Okay, Tiguan knocks your wizard
797
01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:43.280
ain't the shiniest fuck you? That's
what I have to say to her.
798
01:01:43.880 --> 01:01:45.559
That's like the only note that Michael
Cole has about her. He says it
799
01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:49.960
all the time, anytime, anytime
he's called a match of hers, he
800
01:01:50.039 --> 01:01:52.840
always makes that joke in reference.
I'm like, you get something else?
801
01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:55.880
Yeah? He a hater. He
Michael Cole can be a hater, But
802
01:01:58.039 --> 01:02:04.079
Michael Cole keep hating top Dollar that
shit funniest fuck top dollars. This is
803
01:02:04.119 --> 01:02:08.559
Michael Cole. Come to him.
He does not miss let's see. Um.
804
01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:15.400
Okay, this rumble made me realize
Bianca the only black girl left.
805
01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:22.400
Damn because I don't remember seeing a
black girl in this rumble. She's the
806
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:27.840
only one left. She the only
one standing, damn me. Okay,
807
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:35.599
so we got one out of thirty. I you don't consider Naya no okay
808
01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:44.280
to me the Samoan Rhonda Rowse,
he's there somewhere. But good point.
809
01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:52.000
Okay, we got weight. I
got this new like like, oh shit,
810
01:02:52.400 --> 01:02:55.119
that was an Xbox controller. Um, I got these new like wheels
811
01:02:55.119 --> 01:03:04.000
in my chair barely still thick at
fuck. Might as won't be black there,
812
01:03:04.400 --> 01:03:10.119
God Mexicans low key comment. I
mean like, yuh god, bless
813
01:03:10.199 --> 01:03:15.159
that woman, Like I mean the
he'll turn and in that ass turn and
814
01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:27.360
I'm just like, yes, girl, like r whoa what nothing nothing,
815
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:37.679
let's be um Zelena really small as
fuck like this matter Like sometimes it really
816
01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:42.519
puts it in perspective how small she
really is, because it's like even women
817
01:03:42.599 --> 01:03:46.400
we consider the small. She's smaller
than domn. Yeah, there are a
818
01:03:46.440 --> 01:03:50.039
lot of tall women in the rumble
this year though, Like Michelle McCool,
819
01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:53.119
Lacy Evans, Naya, that didn't
help. But yeah she is. She's
820
01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:58.880
weirdly tiny, tee. How'd you
like her cost play? Her cosplay was
821
01:03:59.480 --> 01:04:03.960
as a fight a fan. I
really appreciated dedication to juries, which nobody
822
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:08.280
knew how to say the girl's name
Jury's moves. So she did the move,
823
01:04:08.440 --> 01:04:11.119
one of Jury's super move moves.
She did it, which was actually
824
01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:15.480
really cool. Was that the spot
with Zia, Yeah, when she lifted
825
01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:18.199
her head up, it was just
like kicked her, which I felt it
826
01:04:18.239 --> 01:04:21.599
was really disrespectful though, because how
are you gonna knock out the master of
827
01:04:21.719 --> 01:04:26.320
martial arts with the street fighter move? Like? Okay, w w,
828
01:04:26.559 --> 01:04:30.360
I love it. Get your coins? Okay, your coins? I see
829
01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:38.679
you girl, Let's see next note. Um oh, Lacy Evans, congratulations
830
01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:45.159
they you finally got a gimmick that
works. You think this shit actually works?
831
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:49.079
She's a heel. Everybody actually fucking
don't like her anyway, Lean into
832
01:04:49.159 --> 01:04:54.639
the ship. She's like Evil Sargeant
Slaughter now just without the IRAQ bullshit.
833
01:04:55.599 --> 01:04:59.480
I can fuck with that not works
like, and she's gonna be a heel.
834
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:01.559
She's gonna really be a heel out
here in the street because you know
835
01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:10.880
she she wants to be. It
works. They just can't if they book
836
01:05:10.920 --> 01:05:13.800
her properly. This can work,
meaning she can't now go out there and
837
01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:16.400
keep losing every match, Like if
she just goes out there week out the
838
01:05:16.440 --> 01:05:24.719
week and just keeps putting people to
sleep with the Cobra clutch, eventually it's
839
01:05:24.760 --> 01:05:28.519
like that. It's like with Jay, like, eventually give her some momentum,
840
01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:31.519
let her keep beating people, then
throw in against against like a Becky
841
01:05:31.599 --> 01:05:34.960
or somebody. Let her luck up
and win. You got then you got
842
01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:39.599
yourself a paper view made a vent
few that she can do with um.
843
01:05:39.960 --> 01:05:43.239
I would say Bianca now, but
say it's got to be the right one,
844
01:05:43.719 --> 01:05:45.400
white one, Yeah, with a
face champion, you good to go
845
01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:47.960
with her, Like I ain't saying
she's gonna be the face of anything,
846
01:05:48.079 --> 01:05:54.119
but done properly, she could be
incredible. Now heel that another heel that
847
01:05:54.199 --> 01:05:57.679
they don't have forever. Okay,
fuck out of bullshit. Let's just go
848
01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:00.119
to what we really want to talk
about. Have you have you looked at
849
01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:02.559
her only things yet? That's all
I want to know? Have you have
850
01:06:02.679 --> 01:06:06.599
you been there to play Evans.
Yes, oh, I've been seeing some
851
01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:15.920
pictures and you and they ain't bad. She ain't on Manny Rose, but
852
01:06:15.039 --> 01:06:19.960
she ain't felt like the Tennies is
there? I can Okay, Oh my
853
01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:30.199
god, they shows wait wait wait
she showing a pus No no, oh
854
01:06:30.440 --> 01:06:34.119
okay, all right, I have
seen it, right, that's that's good.
855
01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:40.599
I'll call Daddy. We'll figure out
she oh, no the power until
856
01:06:40.639 --> 01:06:50.880
we find that if sith Lord got
any more picks. Never forget, never
857
01:06:50.960 --> 01:06:57.159
forget. I'm sorry Kyle again.
Just you know, I agree. I
858
01:06:57.400 --> 01:07:00.719
concur off the rails as always goes
off the rail sometimes, like you know,
859
01:07:01.119 --> 01:07:03.480
I just I'm very curious that all
these people just be out here shot
860
01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:09.440
titties and puss and like getting paid
for it. All right, if I
861
01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:12.760
if I had to push the show
and people want to pay for it.
862
01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:15.320
Jake has a puss the show,
it's his face and he's still not making
863
01:07:15.360 --> 01:07:23.480
the money. Yep. Interesting,
Um, he got that bus show that
864
01:07:23.679 --> 01:07:38.320
the bussy Papa Papa let it go
to work girl like his roommates, well,
865
01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:42.599
his roommate bussy probably got blowing out
though he was sniffing down. I
866
01:07:42.719 --> 01:07:47.039
heard, so, I mean we're
talking about the red Yeah, Jake,
867
01:07:47.079 --> 01:07:56.079
why would you ever share that with
us? Come on through the grape vine,
868
01:07:56.320 --> 01:08:00.599
like what the grape you say?
Yes, yes, because you know
869
01:08:01.239 --> 01:08:05.719
anyways No. Um. Also,
like just a quick touch on this,
870
01:08:06.199 --> 01:08:10.199
Bianca and Alexa had a match.
It went seven and a half minutes.
871
01:08:10.559 --> 01:08:14.159
Bianca won. It really was no
contest. And then at the end there
872
01:08:14.199 --> 01:08:17.560
was a nice little montage that signals
that we might be getting that we're probably
873
01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:24.920
getting Alexa turning back into her former
glory um with Bray Wyatt and Uncle Howdy
874
01:08:25.880 --> 01:08:28.039
in all serious this. Let me
sum this up, No one cares.
875
01:08:28.439 --> 01:08:32.279
So why I was saying, um, So Bianca is the cross of the
876
01:08:32.520 --> 01:08:36.840
champion across the appeal champion of the
year to me? Like that ring gear
877
01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:41.399
was fire though also another thing,
because I know we've been talking about fashion
878
01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:46.319
her ring, Bianca's ring gear was
fucking was super nice, always right.
879
01:08:46.560 --> 01:08:54.279
That's another thing. Who would y'all
give Bianca mania now now that it's no
880
01:08:54.399 --> 01:09:01.479
longer Rhea fucking Piper and Evan?
Do you give Rhonda for what? And
881
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:06.159
give and just do like the big
mega match, So Bianca versus Rhonda Rolson's
882
01:09:06.239 --> 01:09:11.760
Rhonda is like the biggest stars there
can I do Bianca and Michelle McCool.
883
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:15.720
Does she still even go there?
Like I haven't seen her? Yeah,
884
01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:18.760
but you know, creative has nothing
for her at the moment, right,
885
01:09:19.640 --> 01:09:25.680
keep her ass uncreated. Oh,
I don't even know who who else could
886
01:09:25.720 --> 01:09:30.560
it be? I mean Oscar Oscar
could be fun, but I mean,
887
01:09:30.760 --> 01:09:34.399
I mean the reaction that Oscar got
at the Rumble too was. I mean,
888
01:09:34.720 --> 01:09:38.399
everybody is happy to see Oscar,
and I don't think that you can
889
01:09:38.479 --> 01:09:42.000
do face face like that because those
are two mega stars that are faces.
890
01:09:43.159 --> 01:09:49.560
Everybody really honestly truly loves Oscar,
like and you saw that just threw out
891
01:09:49.560 --> 01:09:54.800
the crowd reaction, Like Oscar can
really never do no wrong. Yeah,
892
01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:58.680
I mean even when she was here, we were cheering her, like there's
893
01:09:58.720 --> 01:10:00.840
just nothing she can do wrong.
She just needs to really commit to being
894
01:10:01.000 --> 01:10:05.199
like brutal like she's Yeah, of
course she's like flamboyant and all that stuff,
895
01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:09.079
but I'd like to see her do
something to make her truly a heel
896
01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:14.159
and then maybe eventually you could build
up to her versus Bianca. So before
897
01:10:14.159 --> 01:10:17.720
we move on to the last match
of the night, Um, just a
898
01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:21.359
question for you guys, should the
Bianca Alexa Bliss match really been a squash?
899
01:10:23.079 --> 01:10:27.520
Like I just felt it was seven
minutes too long? Like I feel
900
01:10:27.560 --> 01:10:30.640
the same way. But Alexa is
still a bigger star on their roster,
901
01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:33.520
so you can't just have her get
fed like that, especially if they have
902
01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:39.640
plans for her and Bray. Like
that's just my opinion. Like I do
903
01:10:39.720 --> 01:10:45.720
agree that the match is long,
like it was bought at WrestleMania, though,
904
01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:50.600
Like that's all hey, I mean, we have a long track record
905
01:10:50.640 --> 01:10:54.960
of doing this right. Javon's the
creative manager. Ask him, um,
906
01:10:55.239 --> 01:11:00.079
you know, because kofy to this
day, like twenty seconds, that was
907
01:11:00.159 --> 01:11:06.960
some of my greatest work. Think, oh my god, Oh a moment
908
01:11:08.800 --> 01:11:21.119
that lives forever. Oh happy w
w w W e together forever suppressing black
909
01:11:21.159 --> 01:11:27.319
people? Got it? Okay,
moving right along, be thankful. All
910
01:11:27.359 --> 01:11:29.199
right, let's take it. Let's
take a break, and then we come
911
01:11:29.239 --> 01:11:38.960
back. We'll talk about the main
event. I don't understand what the problem
912
01:11:39.079 --> 01:11:41.760
is, y'all know, every time
this came returned on and Jake's here,
913
01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:45.760
he's gonna get shit on unless somebody
less but the only other person to get
914
01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:50.800
shit on, just as much as
Drake is uh is um what the fuck
915
01:11:50.920 --> 01:11:56.439
that said? Drake Jesus uh is
Jake is uh? Michael Allan, Richard
916
01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:58.520
Clark, I showed him all the
time, Yam, I thought you were
917
01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:02.199
gonna say Blake, And then I
was like, like, why is he
918
01:12:02.239 --> 01:12:04.640
even in a promarts? Still,
that's all I'm saying. We're just going
919
01:12:04.720 --> 01:12:09.520
to put count in it. There
you go. There not any picture you
920
01:12:09.640 --> 01:12:13.239
want. I'll send you some good
ones, especially as his wife set smelling
921
01:12:13.279 --> 01:12:16.039
his leg because oh yeah, it's
a close up of my follicables in my
922
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:24.800
calf. Oh goodness. All right, So the most dramatic part of the
923
01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:30.760
night Kevin Owens versus Roman reigns aka
broke back wrestling. That's what it kind
924
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:34.319
of felt like there at the end. Um, I don't know about you,
925
01:12:34.439 --> 01:12:41.800
guys, does manage with nineteen minutes
in fifteen seconds? Roman reigns one?
926
01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:45.319
Now, I was surprised there there
was a lot of fun stuff in
927
01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:46.199
this one though. I mean there
were some cool spots. There was some
928
01:12:46.239 --> 01:12:49.920
shit I had never even seen before, like that spot that Roman does where
929
01:12:49.960 --> 01:12:55.359
he throws Kevin Owens on the stairs
neck. First, I was cringing.
930
01:12:55.520 --> 01:13:00.279
I was like are you serious?
Like this is crazy. Um, there
931
01:13:00.319 --> 01:13:03.159
were some more emotional moments, right, Sammy's begging Kevin to stay down,
932
01:13:03.399 --> 01:13:06.760
you don't have to do this.
He gets speared through the barricade brock Lesner
933
01:13:06.840 --> 01:13:13.359
style. Also rip that barricade.
I believe it got destroyed like twice tonight,
934
01:13:13.560 --> 01:13:17.039
like or that night, so you
know that props managers. Definitely he
935
01:13:17.119 --> 01:13:21.439
getting his money's worth. Like,
there was so much that went on,
936
01:13:21.880 --> 01:13:26.640
and like now we're finally starting to
see the seeds because after the match was
937
01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:30.479
over. Also, before I get
to that, Kevin Owens had a five
938
01:13:30.600 --> 01:13:35.439
count. I counted before realizing the
ref wasn't in the ring like had beaten
939
01:13:35.600 --> 01:13:40.840
Roman Reigns. But this is a
very similar trope that we see in almost
940
01:13:40.840 --> 01:13:43.199
every Roman match. Right, refs
are made of glass, and now we
941
01:13:43.239 --> 01:13:46.560
get to do some fun stuff.
Anyway, the meat and potato gets to
942
01:13:46.600 --> 01:13:50.399
the end, right, handcuffs Kevin
Owens, Paul Hayman has two sets of
943
01:13:50.479 --> 01:13:54.560
handcuffs, puts it on there,
just start super kicking the shit out of
944
01:13:54.600 --> 01:13:59.239
Kevin. I think he took like
ten plus and then Roman Reigns has the
945
01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:00.800
chair. Sammy Zane gets in front
of him. You don't have to do
946
01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:03.039
this. It's beneath you. It's
beneath you. And Roman's like, well,
947
01:14:03.039 --> 01:14:06.239
if it's so beneath me, you'd
do it, and he can't do
948
01:14:06.359 --> 01:14:12.279
it, and for the second time, Roman reigns falls for it, where
949
01:14:12.279 --> 01:14:17.560
he hands the chair off to a
trusting compart and reaps the benefit of a
950
01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:24.119
nice steel chair to the back.
You'd think you'd learn by now. Think
951
01:14:25.279 --> 01:14:28.279
the pop. Everybody goes crazy.
I'll give them that. San Antonio was
952
01:14:28.319 --> 01:14:30.399
going nuts for that spot. Everybody
was like, yes, yes, this
953
01:14:30.600 --> 01:14:34.560
is perfect, welcome back, Sammy
Zane, we missed you, all this
954
01:14:34.680 --> 01:14:38.640
cool stuff. And then that was
pretty much short lived because after that just
955
01:14:38.720 --> 01:14:41.079
really brutal. I mean, they
just start beating the shit out of both
956
01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:45.359
of them, specifically Sammy. But
the most interesting wrinkle and the entire thing
957
01:14:45.239 --> 01:14:48.439
isn't necessarily Sammy leaving. It's the
fact that Jay Usso, who at one
958
01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:57.479
time despised Sammy Zane but one time
sought him as this this conniving person,
959
01:14:57.640 --> 01:15:03.960
this this fox in their henhouse,
couldn't bring himself to jump his now friend
960
01:15:04.439 --> 01:15:09.960
sam musing and instead left and went
to the back with a face of just
961
01:15:10.359 --> 01:15:13.720
disturbance. He was so disturbed,
he was so perturbed, he was so
962
01:15:14.720 --> 01:15:17.439
upset, so distraught emotionally, And
I thought they conveyed that really well,
963
01:15:18.000 --> 01:15:24.960
like the Oscar to me goes to
Jayouso. Yeah, that was the most
964
01:15:25.119 --> 01:15:28.960
um part. That was the part
that I did not expect for sure.
965
01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:30.840
It's it's what has me most curious
going forward, because like, how is
966
01:15:30.880 --> 01:15:34.479
he gonna It's it's hard to think
of him not on the side of his
967
01:15:34.600 --> 01:15:40.079
brother and Roman and all that.
So right, just to remember he walked
968
01:15:40.119 --> 01:15:45.119
there for the first place. He
was the one that was defiant from start,
969
01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:50.720
right. Roman had to beat him
into submission, right ooh girl,
970
01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:55.960
like you know and the ethnic assholp
is as real. I got some beatings
971
01:15:56.000 --> 01:16:00.600
in my life. I still remember
the day. Okay, like m rewind,
972
01:16:00.920 --> 01:16:03.479
I got a few time out to
myself. There we go. I'm
973
01:16:03.560 --> 01:16:08.319
sorry. It made me go to
my room for you like an hour or
974
01:16:08.359 --> 01:16:13.960
so, no TV. It was
pretty rough. Oh no, yeah,
975
01:16:15.119 --> 01:16:18.119
how long have you been? How
long have you been on punishment for ever
976
01:16:18.279 --> 01:16:23.039
in your life? Oh? I
was never grounded, but I was put
977
01:16:23.119 --> 01:16:27.239
on restriction a few times. They
were They were for like you know,
978
01:16:27.399 --> 01:16:31.520
leaving too many soda cans out and
things like that. So right, I
979
01:16:32.000 --> 01:16:38.560
was on restrictions last punishment for two
years straight. Okay, two old years.
980
01:16:39.680 --> 01:16:43.279
What did you do to deserve it? I can't. I think Actually
981
01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:45.880
I took my report card and burned
it in the stoves. Well I think,
982
01:16:46.039 --> 01:16:50.760
see maybe if some accunifild like,
I'm pretty sure that's what I did,
983
01:16:50.920 --> 01:16:57.720
like a stove absolutely, okay,
right, because hey, I wanted
984
01:16:58.439 --> 01:17:00.760
Okay, here's my thought process.
I got a D in a class that
985
01:17:00.840 --> 01:17:04.840
I said I had to be in
the whole time, and I couldn't change
986
01:17:04.960 --> 01:17:10.359
the D to a BE like because
I was really good at that. Um
987
01:17:10.600 --> 01:17:14.159
so I was like, I fucked
up. So my young brain was like,
988
01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:18.600
if I burn it, nobody will
know. How'd that go for you?
989
01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:26.600
I gotta beat you, all right, right? Like right, I
990
01:17:26.680 --> 01:17:33.000
gotta beat my ass booked. Okay, But so I don't even know if
991
01:17:33.000 --> 01:17:38.119
I want anymore though of this blood
line thing. Okay, Hey, the
992
01:17:38.359 --> 01:17:41.560
in for me, I'm good,
Like, let's move on to the next
993
01:17:43.039 --> 01:17:45.880
thing. I'm over it. You
don't want to say me versus Roman in
994
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:51.720
Montreal? Okay, the exclamation point
is that, but we're at this point,
995
01:17:51.760 --> 01:17:55.199
We're like, I beat a dead
horse, right, like, we
996
01:17:55.399 --> 01:17:59.399
we got a good what seven months
out of this? Five six months out
997
01:17:59.439 --> 01:18:03.560
of this? Right something like that? What more? What more do we
998
01:18:03.680 --> 01:18:15.279
want? Yeah, he's your tribal
chief? Yes? Yes? Do you
999
01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:19.000
agree with Tehran where you're just kind
of at your wits end here? Or
1000
01:18:19.079 --> 01:18:23.640
do you just think that this is
a small splinter and it'll all just be
1001
01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:31.239
settled in family court? Oh wow, we're waved pastor you know, we
1002
01:18:31.439 --> 01:18:36.840
waved past that ship. I think
we're getting to the end now. Okay,
1003
01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:44.680
at least I think by like you
think Cody's probably after WrestleMania, Okay,
1004
01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:48.640
I don't think Cody ens it.
I think Cody ends, like the
1005
01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:54.520
championship part of it, But I
feel like the story still continues. I
1006
01:18:54.560 --> 01:18:57.800
feel like he's outgrown the title.
I feel like this story is bigger than
1007
01:18:57.840 --> 01:19:00.520
the title they're for. I think
that. Yeah, yeah, like this
1008
01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:04.000
ain't even about like the story ain't
even about the title. That's the crazy
1009
01:19:04.079 --> 01:19:12.399
thing. It's really ain't even about
the title. Yea personal bullshit can lose
1010
01:19:12.479 --> 01:19:15.760
the title to Cody, he can
still go often and they can still have
1011
01:19:15.920 --> 01:19:21.000
this story. M hmm. Yeah, maybe they can lose the title till
1012
01:19:21.000 --> 01:19:25.920
a thousand days though, right,
that's true too, which is in like
1013
01:19:26.079 --> 01:19:28.920
June. Yeah, so Summers Slam. Wait wait wait wait wait wait?
1014
01:19:29.079 --> 01:19:32.000
You mean he's not losing Both titles
are just the universal time at least the
1015
01:19:32.079 --> 01:19:34.640
Universal. He's going to hold on
too. Maybe he'll lose the WW.
1016
01:19:34.880 --> 01:19:38.920
But I feel like if he loses, he has to like lose because he
1017
01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:41.560
hasn't been pinned since twenty nineteen.
Like, I feel like it needs to
1018
01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:44.479
be a big moment when he can't
just be like a half fast thing three
1019
01:19:44.560 --> 01:19:49.399
Crossroads and call it a day.
I just I want to go out on
1020
01:19:49.479 --> 01:19:51.800
a high though on the story,
you know what I mean? Like and
1021
01:19:51.880 --> 01:19:56.680
I just feel like the bloodline story. Yeah, we can go at a
1022
01:19:56.720 --> 01:20:00.479
different place with it, but I
just wrong with the Belts. This whole
1023
01:20:00.600 --> 01:20:04.199
like melodrama. I just need something
else. Now. I've enjoyed it.
1024
01:20:04.520 --> 01:20:09.960
I just don't wanted to do it
so long that it gets stale. Well,
1025
01:20:10.000 --> 01:20:14.880
I think Roman beat Sammy at Elimination
Chamber and then probably beats Cody at
1026
01:20:14.880 --> 01:20:18.199
WrestleMania, and then I don't know
who he loses this too. In my
1027
01:20:18.359 --> 01:20:21.319
heart, if I if I I
know it's probably not gonna happen. I
1028
01:20:21.319 --> 01:20:27.720
would love to see Imperium and Bloodline
go against each other like after WrestleMania,
1029
01:20:27.760 --> 01:20:33.159
maybe like a Summer Slammish, maybe
War Games, Survivor series maybe with either
1030
01:20:33.239 --> 01:20:38.199
of this. Gunther should be in
the championship discussion. And if we learn
1031
01:20:38.239 --> 01:20:43.239
anything from Royal Rumble, he's seen
as that asset, which is that's all
1032
01:20:43.279 --> 01:20:46.279
triple ags in my opinion, that's
literally, I mean he's been triple agious
1033
01:20:46.279 --> 01:20:51.920
prize dogs since UK so I can
take that torch. Yeah, I'm a
1034
01:20:53.000 --> 01:20:59.359
Cody Gumfer at Summer Slam. Okay, and then and that's when Gunfer just
1035
01:20:59.600 --> 01:21:03.000
goes out and then just destroys this
dude, Homelander versus the angry, the
1036
01:21:03.079 --> 01:21:10.000
angry Austrian guy, exactly American dream
versus a foreigner Ian Roy Cody. He
1037
01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:14.199
gets the belt. Let him didn't
have a little rhynd and then we can
1038
01:21:14.319 --> 01:21:17.520
run this bat at Rustlemania again and
give Cody another moment. Who can you
1039
01:21:17.600 --> 01:21:26.920
know, because Gunther Brock the cowboy
versus the angry Austrian man. Oh we
1040
01:21:27.039 --> 01:21:29.680
do that Survivor series. Oh no, Helen is cell No, we gotta
1041
01:21:29.680 --> 01:21:34.720
do that. Shout out the gunther
Man, because he took he took his
1042
01:21:34.800 --> 01:21:40.439
health seriously, he took his physique
seriously. That transformation for me is one
1043
01:21:40.479 --> 01:21:46.840
of the biggest transformations of twenty twenty
two. Like jer uh that in Chris
1044
01:21:46.960 --> 01:21:51.199
Jericho. Yeah, dude, like
he looked like a fucking like we we
1045
01:21:51.399 --> 01:21:54.920
googled like a picture of him because
it was like he used to be fat.
1046
01:21:54.960 --> 01:21:57.720
I'm like, yeah, dude,
he looks nothing like he looks and
1047
01:21:58.760 --> 01:22:04.239
he just he looks more menacing,
smaller. Well, I don't I don't
1048
01:22:04.279 --> 01:22:11.720
know in certain aspects you do,
but standard against Brock, I don't know.
1049
01:22:11.880 --> 01:22:15.960
There's a part of me that rather
see big fat dump Walter. Yeah,
1050
01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:23.039
against Brock bron stroman kind of deal. Yeah, Like if he's facing
1051
01:22:23.119 --> 01:22:26.760
them, I'd rather see like the
bigger version of him, Like skinny skinny
1052
01:22:26.800 --> 01:22:31.039
Gumpfer is cool, but against them, I think the aesthetically wise, I'd
1053
01:22:31.119 --> 01:22:35.560
rather the big fat version of just
he looks bigger. That's the Vince McMahon
1054
01:22:35.600 --> 01:22:42.039
and you talking, that's your Yeah, the giants need to stay giant,
1055
01:22:42.920 --> 01:22:46.000
right, Yeah, Like now it's
like bearing Corvin size and you know how
1056
01:22:46.079 --> 01:22:54.760
trash for you mean shout out to
Corbin for just getting the Chelsea Green treatment
1057
01:22:54.800 --> 01:22:58.039
and the Men's World rumble. He's
the new Heath Slater and I love it.
1058
01:22:58.560 --> 01:23:01.479
He's found his spot. You know. Baron Corby will survive an atomic
1059
01:23:01.600 --> 01:23:05.600
bomb. They love him like he
went from hating it to love. Barry
1060
01:23:05.760 --> 01:23:10.960
Corby is a new dog siggler.
Oh maybe not in ring, but yes,
1061
01:23:11.079 --> 01:23:13.800
in terms of career longevity, I
could see it. Yeah, say
1062
01:23:13.920 --> 01:23:16.239
last I'm cool. Yeah, I'm
cool with that. He always seems to
1063
01:23:16.319 --> 01:23:20.960
pivot into roles that fit him,
like like Broke Broke, Baron Corbon will
1064
01:23:21.000 --> 01:23:25.079
always have a special place to me. I loved him. Not happy,
1065
01:23:26.760 --> 01:23:30.600
you can relate. That's why I
like you could relate to being dirty and
1066
01:23:30.720 --> 01:23:34.439
poor like bro This is Joe's America
and gas about to get up to about
1067
01:23:34.439 --> 01:23:39.439
three sixty and Joe's America is doing
Look behind me, Jose, Americans doing
1068
01:23:39.520 --> 01:23:44.000
me real well. I got a
whole room of a figures arcade machines.
1069
01:23:44.359 --> 01:23:48.159
Thank you, thanks, Joe.
Yeah, I appreciate it. So you're
1070
01:23:48.199 --> 01:23:53.640
like, Kamala, we did it, Joe, Yo, stop so all
1071
01:23:53.720 --> 01:23:56.960
in do all? I really feel
that the Royal rumbo this year if I
1072
01:23:57.079 --> 01:24:01.720
had to give it a number instead
of a leather a letter, give it
1073
01:24:01.760 --> 01:24:06.720
a number. I'm gonna give it
out of tear. Okay, I'm gonna
1074
01:24:06.760 --> 01:24:15.520
give it eight inches m from a
wall, well above average. Someone say
1075
01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:19.279
that's too much. Someone say that's
nice, five above average? Yeah?
1076
01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:27.560
How many inches would you give it? Cow? Oh no, man?
1077
01:24:28.319 --> 01:24:34.239
Uh my dreams. Um, I'll
give it like a seven and a half.
1078
01:24:35.640 --> 01:24:42.319
It's half size, bullshit, Okay, it counts against five again.
1079
01:24:42.399 --> 01:24:45.600
Many would say that that's you know, too big to start starting from the
1080
01:24:45.680 --> 01:24:49.840
ass, starting to hurt. Oh
yeah, okay, okay, Javan,
1081
01:24:54.039 --> 01:25:01.119
I will give it a nine inches. Yeah, girl, I have to.
1082
01:25:01.199 --> 01:25:04.960
I have to deduct the inch for
the Pitch Black match and the Bianca
1083
01:25:05.039 --> 01:25:13.199
bell Air match. They lose an
inch for that, not a whole inches.
1084
01:25:13.399 --> 01:25:19.119
Jesus Christ. Girl, bottoms are
like going crazy right now. Speaking
1085
01:25:19.159 --> 01:25:24.319
of bottoms, Jake, oh,
you got the game all fucked up.
1086
01:25:24.479 --> 01:25:30.159
That's what that. I'll concur and
agree with Toronto this one. I would
1087
01:25:30.159 --> 01:25:32.359
give it. I would give it
an eight. I was sports entertained for
1088
01:25:32.520 --> 01:25:36.479
sure. It's so cool eight okay
yeah, and it's so cool too,
1089
01:25:36.560 --> 01:25:40.680
because like remember last week when we
were talking about this and how we were
1090
01:25:40.760 --> 01:25:45.520
like this rumble really doesn't have any
solid winners, Like we were going in
1091
01:25:45.560 --> 01:25:47.840
there being like, yeah, like
this is one of the first ones where
1092
01:25:47.880 --> 01:25:53.760
it's like really realistically, we felt
that there were a lot of possibilities and
1093
01:25:54.199 --> 01:25:56.960
we were pretty pumped, like we
don't I don't you know what I mean,
1094
01:25:57.039 --> 01:25:59.800
Like this was one that we really
looked forward to, and I thought
1095
01:25:59.840 --> 01:26:03.279
it really delivered, Like I'll take
this every year if they could give it,
1096
01:26:03.680 --> 01:26:06.680
because I mean there have been some
Royal Rumbles where it's just like okay,
1097
01:26:08.039 --> 01:26:10.760
like the forty year for example,
where it's like why are we here,
1098
01:26:10.880 --> 01:26:13.600
like this is so much or the
year that seth Rollins won, like
1099
01:26:13.720 --> 01:26:16.279
it was just like okay, like
this is like we already kind of you
1100
01:26:16.319 --> 01:26:19.840
know, we had predicted it on
the show, like it was just one
1101
01:26:19.880 --> 01:26:23.600
of those deals, you know.
But another thing that I do want them
1102
01:26:23.680 --> 01:26:27.119
to do. And this is my
only criticism really the road into the Royal
1103
01:26:27.199 --> 01:26:30.840
Rumble. I don't need you to
list half of the field as like already
1104
01:26:30.880 --> 01:26:34.800
in like let's let's keep this surprise. Like I was having this discussion with
1105
01:26:34.880 --> 01:26:39.520
a co worker earlier, and like
we were discussing the Royal rumble and like
1106
01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:43.640
he said, fifteen was too much, and I entire I agreed fifteen way
1107
01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:47.399
too much. The women did it
right with the seven, like seven is
1108
01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:53.239
perfect like that way there's still most
people think is perfect, Like yep,
1109
01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:58.399
maybe a little too much. It
could be. You know, it's a
1110
01:26:58.439 --> 01:27:00.800
little bit more than than appetizer,
you know, like it's you know,
1111
01:27:00.960 --> 01:27:06.199
it's almost a whole meal. Like
so there you go. So it's just
1112
01:27:06.560 --> 01:27:11.239
ambiguity. That's like the biggest key
to this pay per view exactly. I
1113
01:27:11.279 --> 01:27:14.319
said, there's nothing wrong with an
appetizer. I mean, you know some
1114
01:27:14.439 --> 01:27:19.880
people like to tap this look not
me? Okay, okay, why why
1115
01:27:23.039 --> 01:27:27.000
so ladies and gentlemen, Well appreciate
you taking this journey with us, right,
1116
01:27:27.119 --> 01:27:30.119
but now we're at the end.
We gave all the inches and now
1117
01:27:30.159 --> 01:27:32.720
we're gonna tell you what we can
find people. So Kyle, yes,
1118
01:27:32.920 --> 01:27:38.720
please tell the fans where they can
find you. We could find me at
1119
01:27:38.760 --> 01:27:43.079
Apron Bump pretty much everywhere the apron
Bump podcast. Like I said, I
1120
01:27:43.199 --> 01:27:46.680
do a bunch of retro reviews of
wrestling. This coming to Wednesday. I
1121
01:27:46.680 --> 01:27:51.920
don't know when there's drops but this
week we'll have a couple of friends Hollywood
1122
01:27:53.319 --> 01:27:59.239
Jake and the Cody Rhodes right hand
man Chavon On to talk some TNA Slam
1123
01:27:59.279 --> 01:28:02.640
Anniversary two thousand and six, which
is a fun time. And uh,
1124
01:28:02.960 --> 01:28:06.039
all sorts of stuff over there.
Apron Bump dot com is my website.
1125
01:28:06.079 --> 01:28:13.840
You can find everything there and uh, yeahs fucking whip you fucking suck this.
1126
01:28:14.039 --> 01:28:23.960
Buttlepon got a whole website. Oh
okay, relax, overright there everything
1127
01:28:24.239 --> 01:28:30.720
Jacoby Jacobe Fell the fast where they
can find us. So the goal,
1128
01:28:30.039 --> 01:28:34.520
let me, the goal is to
get this out Wednesday, um at some
1129
01:28:34.680 --> 01:28:39.399
point. So we're gonna have a
double drop double dose for both of us.
1130
01:28:40.079 --> 01:28:43.119
Mrs will probably be coming out later. We're like Wednesday evening, but
1131
01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:47.640
yeah, Wednesday, Yes, of
course. We have the custom sock forever
1132
01:28:47.720 --> 01:28:51.640
that and everything. It's great look
at that. Um. Anyways, so
1133
01:28:51.840 --> 01:28:56.000
you can find us at the Hardest
Underscore pot on Twitter, you can find
1134
01:28:56.079 --> 01:28:58.520
us on Instagram at the hardest part
of the ring with an underscore, and
1135
01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:00.600
on Facebook at the same names part
of the ring. And keep a lookout
1136
01:29:00.680 --> 01:29:05.399
for any of our stuff either on
our YouTube page or on Apple podcasts,
1137
01:29:05.439 --> 01:29:10.399
Spotify, Spreaker, Google Play,
We're on everything. Just find us and
1138
01:29:10.479 --> 01:29:14.640
find Kyle too. It's a great
dude. You probably was expecting a little
1139
01:29:15.399 --> 01:29:17.319
less than what we gave him tonight, but hopefully we didn't scare them off
1140
01:29:17.359 --> 01:29:23.600
too much, and hopefully you'll there's
more poper talk than I thought there would
1141
01:29:23.600 --> 01:29:25.880
be, But otherwise it was pretty
much what I expect him. It was
1142
01:29:25.920 --> 01:29:29.479
on brand. Thinks I would appreciate
it. Javar. I saw you clutching
1143
01:29:29.520 --> 01:29:31.600
your pearls. So after you get
done telling us why are you clutching your
1144
01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:35.720
prols, please tell us the number
to the Monday nightmail box. Oh,
1145
01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:40.960
the number is seven to five seven
five two eight two four eight one and
1146
01:29:41.239 --> 01:29:47.359
the pearl clutching for this elimination chamber
man, stay proper. What other competitors
1147
01:29:47.399 --> 01:29:57.680
are in it? Oscar Roquale,
liv and Nikki and whoever know whoever wins
1148
01:29:57.760 --> 01:30:01.560
faces beyond at WrestleMania. Oh,
there's gonna be two other people and they're
1149
01:30:01.560 --> 01:30:06.000
gonna have a qualifying match between Candice
B. A. M. Carmela and
1150
01:30:06.079 --> 01:30:14.800
Piper It's mentioned now Fuck all that
media and then oh and the other thing
1151
01:30:15.039 --> 01:30:17.520
is they didn't turn Chelsea Green into
a Karen because it walked be like are
1152
01:30:17.560 --> 01:30:25.640
you the manager? Oh, already
in love with it? Already? Like
1153
01:30:25.880 --> 01:30:29.239
yes? And then from there she
can become the hot mess again. It's
1154
01:30:29.279 --> 01:30:32.760
gonna be there we go. Well, hey, thank you for joining mess
1155
01:30:33.279 --> 01:30:39.439
uh time, and joining the combined
forces of the hardest part of the Rings
1156
01:30:39.840 --> 01:30:45.520
right together for a little wrestling talk
with a dash of Sarcastle and satire.
1157
01:30:45.840 --> 01:30:46.720
You guys, have a good night.







