Ready to Rumble 2023 edition

0:22 Thank you, white woman. We appreciate you. Look, it's always nice and refreshing. And hear the white woman give us a proper greeting. So, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna get right. Okay, her page from from that one? You said, what should we name her page? Oh no, I'm the one that's always coming on first with two black guys and the white man. Wow wow, because that not even six stars. Because tonight, braud, triple X in the mood to waste no time. Definitely triple X all the way Jesus Christ. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages to my right, and it's always ready for any night. It's mister in why morning. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, stay home if you sick, but come through to Hollywood's house. If you think Hollywood Jakobe, I like that. Is that because you got the drugs? Oh shit, don't we all? I mean after yesterday, you know we put on some juice world and we were in a dark place yesterday.

1:46 I'm not gonna lie. And last but not least, I am the man that runs the brand. I am the fucking franchise to bishop and together with our powers combined. We are your boys at the hardest part of the ring. Gentlemen, how are you? Everybody? Okay, Jake, Um, you know what, I should not joke about killing yourself, but you did not kill yourself. You should have out of that game. But you know it's okay, It's okay. Sorry, don't worry, guys. The pieces coming out eventually, and that's bad today, Like, did you do that at least? Uh? Oh, yep. Absolutely, it's one of those set days. It was one of those set days for me, and people in the business will understand what I'm talking about. You know what I mean. Huh yep. Okay, Well, we're here to give you a damnly dose of wrestling news with the dash of satire in sarcasm. Damn sorry, row up date Um, Becky's down and all of damage controls on top of this goddamn cage. This did not last long. Good Becky down lasted about as long as fucking my boy Devin. I'm prom night like this is crazy. Oh God, please don't talk about my child like that. Okay.

3:15 The women are getting hardcore next baby, right, wrong, it's staying true to it. Look, sometimes you just gotta go hardcore like a Jenna Jamison porno, Like, let's just go. He's the triple Team. Okay, Becky is broke. EO looks bored anyway, gentlemen, tonight it is raw thirty, so we are watching this. We got to see bray Wyatt get the rub from the Undertaker. He whispered some sweet nufhings in his ear and yeah right, and then he dispersed from the ring immediately it had trouble started his motorcycle. Okay, thank you. He has not written that thing in twenty years. Probably not, Like you know, I don't understand how that ponytail still hanging on girl like that. I don't a lot of hair glue that gorilla glue girl. Personally, I don't know how he how impressive it is to watch your childhood hero like stall out on live TV like this is like that, Like I mean fuck, Like that's tough. You know.

4:32 The problem for me is still in y mourning like I just I am. It's a no for me, like I just his defense. It his defense. The state of New York is mourning. Okay, he's losing this weekend. Yeah, this is serving you know what it is serving to me. It is giving like poor, It is giving poverty, it is giving loser like it is serving. Stop just And that's exactly why it works in w WE. It's perfect, it's perfect. This is right up the alley.

5:14 They can trademark there. I'll let them trademarket. They can old think of the toys, the cartoons. It got like, go ahead, w W. So anyway, it is raw thirty, which is raw triple X, which was whoever's on the marketing team should have probably thought about this a little like a little a little more. Yeah, you could have made some money because you could have brought many Manny Rose back, but no, no, no, no, you did not. He'd been sitting on that one. He've been sitting on that one all day. He could have brought her back, but she chose back to like, you know, hired me any time. Motherfuckers. Anyway, they're just gonna they're just gonna throw Lacey Evans out there and finally just throw her news out there. That's gonna be her new gimmick. Someone else works, So let's just make her only fans chick and capitalize. Look, this is me, okay, Like I don't know why these nostalgia shows don't hit the same. For me, I feel like I'm wasting a bunch of my time watching this because nothing's gonna happen that I want to happen. The best thing that happened was the best thing that happened was to begin it. Yeah, m you want to watch ran because we've had the same fucking legends for the past twenty and twenty years. That's true, Jimmy hard If you put this really in perspective, it's the same fucking legends every anniversary show. Okay, can we not lead the show off with

6:46 Hogan though the niggas look like that, get get the racism out the way first. Nah, Let's go ahead and get that old man out there. Stay his piece, gone back to the home. There we got, but man, like they need different people to come up there, like if they could get like all the other legends are in a w And that's the sad part about it, Like the thing in the Big Show and Mark Henry and um, the Hardies, Malinko, Jerry Lynn, people like that, it would be a little it will hit a little different. It just the same fucking show with the leg they brain these legends and it's the same fucking old people, right. It was kind of cool if like Arne was able to come over and like, hey, get that walk around with Flair and stuff, and like we all know Tully's not doing anything, then nothing really monumental really happens, which kind of makes me think something gonna go the fuck down.

7:46 Well, Lashly could win the US title tonight, I mean that's something that ain't happening. Oh, I could see no, because I think Brock gonna show up and casting the belt. I really do, because not Rock Lastly that's happening. Now. You know it's gonna be brokeman. Guys, we all know Brock Gunther's the move for WrestleMania. Okay, maybe maybe they don't do If they don't do Brock Lesner rumbled yet that's true, he isn't. He's not yet confirmed for the Royal Rumbulls. Yeah, that's why I think they might be saving that either from from Many, unless they just do it in like elimination chamber or some shit like that. That would be so mid. I would be actually pissed off if that was the case, because that's such a big match for Gunther, bro like and for him to not get that on that stage, like there's nobody else in that division. I'm I'm just trying to be able to stomach three hours. So last week I really tried to sit through three hours of Raw m bless your heart. Oh my god. Oh uh absolutely, like I am, I can't and I you know, maybe maybe it's w we like maybe that's about problem. Right, Were you trying to ship the whole three hours with nothing else going on around you like you would trying for three hours and just focused on this ship?

9:15 Right, Yeah, I was just trying to absorb the Oh honey, dog, don't do that. No, you have to keep Raw on in the background and do something else with your time. I'm productive and just kind of turn your head with ship when you hear oh, he's like, oh, like I sat through all the SmackDown and smack downs great, and it's two hours. It's the difference. It's always the I mean, I guess, like, I mean, Raw thirty is not giving me Raw though, Like it's just giving me. This is giving me nothing right now, Like I just want something get X. Let's go nah, okay, all right, so we can keep talking. Um, let's get right into the mix.

10:07 If we see something pop off on raw. We'll get to it. But Jakey usually bring us here for a reason. It's a paper view of something to happening. I'm sorry, a ppe right, right, um, question, why is kurd angele out with DX? Okay? Can we get to our job, which is talking about the rumball? Well, okay, all right, the Royal Rumble is Saturday, so let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll start fresh and uh and stuff, and we can dive right into this paper view. Okay, like Drake as always wasted my fucking time, like fucking DX. Right, it's not d X until a white woman shows their titties, Like why we keep trying to make this work. White women are not showing their titties. This is not the real deal, not at all. It'll never be that raw again. Well, okay, there all this build up and we get seth rawlins what okay, girl, let's go keep going. What are we What are you talking about here? Smh? But I will say that was funny when they were like when when Kurt Angel got offered up. I don't know it's funny anyway, fellas. We have one of the Big Four this weekend, Royal Rumble.

11:37 It's a great time of year. It's to kick off the road to WrestleMania. Five matches so far, five matches announced. Let's just dive right in with the Tribal Chief versus Kevin Owens for what seems like the tenth time for the Undisputed matt for the Undisputed Universal Championship. I believe this was a match in I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Guess it just came out. Oh no, way, Profits just came out to help seth Robin in their dressed like fucking tune tune squad from space jam brom m. Yep, you kind of know where ship be going board kind of. No, they said, hold up, wait a minute, let me put some nigga in it. Oh my god. They just had to bring us some block up in there.

12:37 Go ahead, sorry, Jake. It just it was very disheartening to see the street Profits walk out, as Jaba called it, Oh all right, yeah, you've been watching this shit way tonight. When you know what's gonna happen, you need to just stop watching it. Go ahead, Jake. Sorry, the bust your tree. No, yeah, basically this is I'm just double checking for Continuity's sake, um uh for continuity's sake. I guess I guess it wasn't. No, Yeah, I guess no, because um Rock Lessner was the champion last year and lastly won the championship at Road Rumba last year. Yeah. Okay, so it must have been later on than that was it was Roman Rains versus um Kevin Owens. I believe that was on Road to WrestleMania. But anyway, it doesn't matter none, none, nonethe Why it seems like we've seen this match a thousand times. I'm gonna keep it short. Roman Rains is winning this match. What is the goal for this? Is it more so as to skepticism about Sammy Zane or is it just because there's nobody really else until we get to Cody like what match?

13:48 Yes, absolutely, I don't see that because we don't think Roman Rains is going to win. No. I just we gotta find a way to get the bell off of Roman Reins. Like the move for WW right now is to combine the tag team championships because all they need this was set of belts and to get the belt off of Romans so Rock and get their title back, like you, Cody, like the only thing that's messed up is you if you are you gonna let Cody win the Universal Championship? Are you gonna let Cody win the UM the heavyweight title if if he wins the heavyweight title, that plays into it title, he gets the belt the Dusty never got. Yeah, go for and and the heavyweight titles. Technically the raw title. So Kevin Ohens is going to win because Tevin Ohs is a SmackDown Star. No, Kevin owns a row star, is he? Yeah?

14:52 Yeah, bro, you gotta yeah, it's foot flop. He's Raw Roman SmackDown because Roman was the Universal champion first. Oh well, Kevin, Nope, I take it. Kevin, though, isn't gonna win away? Like, the only way it makes sense is Cody wins the World Championship. Yeah, yeah, I think they. I think they split it at Russell maaning. I think that's when because I thank you, he's gonna lose the Universal Now he'll lose a w W type. I think they're gonna find a way to keep at least one belt on Roman. Right, it'll be the Universal. It'll be the Universal belt. He stay on SmackDown and he good right, Yeah, Okay, I mean, okay, I think we're all in all in agreeance that it's Rains is to lose, the Rains should win.

15:39 Needless to say, now we do a little bit more interesting territory here, Bianca bel Air is defending in a singles match versus Alexa Bliss, and I say that that's a little bit more interesting because Bliss has been dipping her toes back in the back in the mystical right back in the dark art since bray, why it's back? Is this gonna play in? Is it gonna finally come to fruition finally and its entirety at rumble? Are we're still just gonna get little dabbles? Nope, Look, let's just keep our toe in the water. Let's not put our whole foot in. I like Alexa Bliss the way she is right now, okay, like that right in the middle.

16:21 Like I think if you keep pushing it too far, it just loses his luster. And after the rub tonight like, I feel like after this for sure, huh, I said, yeah, we're gonna get to that match, after after this, after after seeing the rub, like, I feel like you only need one person to go all the way, and that's Bray. M everybody else could be like the Ministry of Darkness. It's not a bad comp I like that, and it helps Alexa without going all the way back, you know what I mean? Yeah, because how are you gonna explain that a like you can't like you can't blip right now, She's in a good place because she still elects a bliss. She hasn't lost herself.

17:07 Sure, what about you, jib They should just keep her a little bit in it mhm. And this should not take that belt off of beyond. You're right, I agree with that form fox with Alexa times. This ain't one of them times. Bianca's full fledged, Like yeah, cross, Bianca's crossed the appeal right right right, Like I like elect It's like I don't want that. I don't want that title involved in the in the now, the foolishness yea, of all the mistic nah, let's nah. This is that's where they made the mistake with the fiend and Bray. We're not gonna make that mistake with Alexa. If that's what they the rest they want to take her in, that's fine, but we don't need to handle belt right.

18:00 Yeah, no worries. I agree with that. But now since you brought him up, Bray Wyatt versus La Night in a Pitch black match, the Mountain Dew sponsored Pitch Black match, don't know what it's gonna be, what it's gonna entail? Are we excited just to have beon lights? And I'm all about this ship? So it's black light yeah, like it's supposed to be dark in the arena, but it's gonna be like black lighted and stuff and m but okay, like that your money right now that you put it like that, I might be a little bit more interested because I wasn't.

18:41 I didn't understand what we were getting into. So I wasn't really committed to the Pitch black match, right. They didn't really explain it. They didn't really explain it. Well, no, yeah, they did not do a good job, that's for sure. So I I didn't know what I was getting signed up for. Yeah, And that's that's one of the things too. It's like you have to explain the rules really to people can get more excited. But I think they're figured out yet. They're still working on their rules and shit, like for you you think so like for I really honestly think they don't have an idea of like, yeah, what thee when it comes with bray Wine, they're making this shit up as a go, we should we just just rocking with shit. So I don't even feel like they really know truly what this entails just yet or finally set out to figure out what they really want to go with it or do. Yeah, I think that I wouldn't mind seeing La Night win this somehow personally, But after what we saw earlier today on Raw thirty, where that American badass comes out and officially has given the rub whispers the sweet nothings, as Tron talked about earlier to Gray Wyatt, It's hard to bet against that, right. You know what I find weird is how they tried to play La Night. He

20:15 is not in the hero in the situation. I hope I'll noticed that. Yeah, they play him as the bad guy, right, Yeah, he's the heel for sure. I what they still don't understand what they have? Oh God, business just picked up. You want to know why? Because the hornians man and wrestling his jest uh donned the screen m hm, Dredy King Lawler a right right, Kurt Angeles Special Wow Special Guest referee for this tag team match. By the way, her hey brob dirty third okay, trying to switch it up some all right, I'm good and dirty. It's a no for me, Like U subscribe here we boom boom that let's be hitting the button like we're done. Do you think that a loss to Bray Wyatt in this match that we know nothing about um affects negatively La Knight?

21:22 Or do you think, like reasonably, he's still going to be a decent you know, mid card to main level talent. La Knight's name is still it's the thing that's fucking with me. I know that it's just fucking with me, like I you would you want him to go back to to Max Dupree or would you just want him to completely scrap it and say Eli Drake back again. It's just something about La Knight that just don't like work. Who who Whose game is it? Bitch? Like right like that Joe that he sounds like a hockey team and like that's where we still are. It's La Knights game. Bit shut the fuck up, like it's the name.

22:11 It's for real, like the name it's sucking me up. That's your tag team partner. Bro, you got to defend him a little bit here. That's what helped me, help me, help me get through this. Please, okay, okay, okay. It's not a totally bad name. It's just it's the wrong era for a name like that. Like if you had gave that name in the nineties, we'd rock with it, m Right. Now we're in more of an era of like more realists, realism when it comes to names. You know what I'm saying. They ain't nobody's gonna be damn named La Knight unless they you know, they're an entertainer or a rapper or some shit, and that's what they change their name too. That's fine, you know when in that era no more, it's like everybody got regular ass names. Right. What is the only one that sounds even remotely like made up is Roaming Rains it right, And that's yeah exactly. I can get why where's the name? Just to hear like a L A Knight?

23:15 Like what nigga la? Okay La La No, ma'am, And that's let us know what the L and the A stand for, because now your name is Los Angeles Night. You really fucking goofy. Yeah, So maybe if we heard like, hey, his name is Larry Antonio Knight and he just shorts it the LA. That might help a little bit because at least we know what the LA stand for. We don't even know what that ship is fucking stand for, right, like we knew Ethan Carter was Ethan Carter the third. You know what I mean? Right? Loose ass Knights, nigga, that's what it's standing for, Like you what it's loose? They're all and I don't want any of it, okay, because okay, it's shit.

24:07 I just need this man. This man got Mike skills and let him let loose, but I need him. He needs to go all the way La Knight can't. This is tame. I need this man to go off every week and then I'll be okay because I feel like he just have stepping and he Ulso ninety is online feeling that neither. Okay. Next, Jesus So. Next is the Women's Royal Rumble Match, wherein we have seven of the thirty competitors announced and I'm just gonna run through the list real quick live Morgan Candice Larray, Ria Ripley, Raquel Rodriguez, Shana Basler, Zelina Vega and Emma m Now of those seven, any of them do you think have a chance? Ria Ripley wins the rumble the other direction they have failed Mommy.

25:02 I don't mind seeing Mommy win, but I will always have us. Where Why is this butt coming? Yeah? For real, Live Morgan is my is the underdog pick? That's my? You know what? Hold on, wait a minute, I'm done with this fucking whole show, like I'm retired, because do you really want to go through the Live Morgan era again? Yeah? And m I P BRO m IP most improved player. You look, you look too horny to be watching wrestling. Jake, I've come to that realization. What we all know what this is for? Are you? You're sitting here want to root for Live Morgan because you want to Live Morgan. So you want us to have to go through a suffer, through a whole another Live Morgan era with you because you fucking horny. Nope, not gonna do it all. You touch a little, that's what you want to do, and that's we don't want to touch our meat like we good our pass God, God damn it. Yeah, I mean you out here simping SMP is what s I MP is what you are. That's what you are. H Well, somebody's got to do it. Okay, well let me ask let me ask this question. Then. Is there anybody not an announced that you would like to see when the rumble? You want to see you want one from left field? Yeah? Like whoever's not announced that you former? Oh, because you know she even at the PC. Okay,

26:33 okay, that'll be interesting. That'd be different the former kie go ahead, let Hima win that shit, be done with it, like you know what I mean? Like that would be cool too, right, I mean, but I'm mommy better win, Like, okay, mommy, Mommy, y'all gonna let Mommy fuck you. Let's be honest. Let mommy. That was a little okay, well we did earlier. I made the joke when when because earlier today they had a judgment they had actually a really good tag match earlier in Raw thirty with Sammy Zane and Jay Usso for the tag Belts, And I told Javan, I was like, I was like, now, if they win, like, imagine the sloppy that Dominic's gonna get tonight, Like that's you met that deal though? Oh that stern pegging He's got the popper in there. Bro right, yeah, he out here getting yea.

27:37 All right, wait hold on, because I ain't really been paying attention, but now I'm having Wait a minute, So Jacob, what what what is this? This is something. This is something that I discovered from a good friend of ours, uh Rich. And we were at we were at this, We were at this rave couple weekends ago. Is this the SpongeBob one, just the very one, yes, in the America? This is bet in the camera. I'm looking right in this point. Thing. I don't know. All I'm saying is I look over and he's like smelling this whatever out of his hand, and I'm like, what the fuck is that?

28:26 And next, you know, he shoves it into my face and I'm like, oh Jesus, And sure enough, it does make it. It does give you a head hide. At first, I was like, okay, whatever, like this is whatever. And then after the rave, we all went into eye hoop at four am, as you do, and he revealed to me that that it's actual purpose is to loosen people up for anal sex. Oh and then go ahead and go ahead and finish that store because I know the rest of the story. And uh and then from there he told me where I can buy some and uh, we paid our tab and it was it was. It was an interesting evening. Who else had some? Who else had some paupers there? Oh, my roommate also was very into the path. It was real loose the cage. Look. I don't know if he went over to Pink Banana shout out to buy it, but uh, but yeah, if anyone's interested, that's where you go in Virginia Beach.

29:26 But I mean I only I only dipped once. Andy, Andy like triple dipped in there. I was like, oh, Andy, please don't listen to this show your businesses in the streets. Your roommate is not loyal, your roommate said. Your roommate didn't even say, oh, he just tried it. And he said he gave the amount of time that he did it. That's crazy, Jake, he was a loyal hole. I went to the I went to the bathroom, came back short bathroom. Yeah, you can't pee at a raf the book, Yo, You left your roommate out here with poppers? Ray Jack was Jack? Was there? Jack?

30:07 Probably he probably do that. He probably had on a mask like a piece of shit, like he actually did have a mask. Okay, all right, we I don't have time to be wasting on that time talking about that guy. Sorry sorry yeah so um but yeah Andy, and he's get on the show. We need to have this conversation with him straight forward to figure out what was going on a situation, next thing, you know, his girlfriend a hard thing in this but like this, this is a lot like I can't y'all children, y'all just do too much for me. Blame Dingle, he's your apprentice. My doctors like this absolutely like that I passed on the mantel to him, like so he can do that with helly want I retired. You're these here, these six white men on the Proud Service, six white males poppers, like I had a SpongeBob rave. This is too too hot for fucking TV for me, like it was anywhere. Actually it was actually super fun. I cannot deny. Okay, I love that you went to a super spreader. Bit it's okay, like and what I mean super spreader, I mean super spreading them cheek because everybody doing them populas.

31:15 Okay, girl, so damn damn called it out like that. Uh shit. Anyway, this rumbled with these women, you got thirty. You got thirty slots to feel it's only seven slots like what, yeah, there's two coming from and Charlotte, Bianca and Alexa probably ain't competing, so we GOTOO wait, who's the seventh that's already there? So it's Live Morgan, Candice Leray, Riha, Roquel Gonzalez, Shana Basler, Zelina Vega and Emma. All right, so that that's seven. Then there's what yeah the wait wait wait is there titties? Okay, what happened? I don't know because I think Dana Brooks data Brooks still get paid. That's nine, Umdecai, Dakota EO, Bailey Haley, uh shot, see that he's probably gonna be in it. Wait wait now I'll take that. Damn. Hold on, I'm figuring Charlotte will probably defend the title, So we go whoever depends on whoever Charlotte defend the title with it. That's true. I mean, wouldn't you think that's Rhonda? I mean, oh, well I would. I don't know, good caause no I would. I honestly wouldn't be surprised I didn't throw her in the rumble, right yeah? Uh I mean you know it

32:49 gets slim pickins. Then you gotta start carving out n XT oh well ea or oh zi zie oscar um. That gets us with fourteen damn Carmela fifteen you so you get you get the film to sign the lure? Do drop? No? Saw you the person for the title? No, no, no no, I think that y'all building the sign you the viel for the belt. Okay, fucking sign the vil that's out, do drop um, Nikki, I got one for you. I guess it's like night Brandy Rhodes.

33:30 Ain't no fucking wearing Hillcine degree. Okay. I can see them throwing there in there that gets you about okay, So that gets us to at least about twenty Sheelle McCool come out every year, Yeah, showing what Michelle maybe bellas, showing a couple of girls from n X team, maybe toxic attraction. Yeah, and then that leads a couple of spots to maybe throw in what mick brainback Mickey again, a Naomi return. Yeah, Naomi could easily come up Phoenix and then kim Chi not kim Chi, what's her name? Now? Me and m oh I forgot about me and m okay, So take out Um, take out Natalia nah nah, she a heart, she will always be there. Um take out Mickey James. Yeah yeah, we can row. We'll take out Mickey Games. So there you go.

34:24 There you go, deep field, deep field, A couple of different options for you. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. Are y'all really excited for the Royal Rumble? Thow? I need y'all to like pond that, like I need to talk. Are y'all excited for the Royal Rumble? Just as a whole wait, whole hole. Wait, take a minute, take a breath, think about it. Let's put it on pause. We'll be back and we're back. So right, I'm generally excited for the Rumbo more so like the Men's Rumble, because it's like, it feels like what this year, it's two directions you're going. It's either they're going full speed ahead, the Cody wins the Royal Rumbo and there's the store and you just push full steam ahead, or you serve us and give us a winner that we totally ain't expecting, but you still get Cody to the ww Championship match at Rustlemania and with the being talks to the WW have been offering not just the Rock but Austin the match with Rains at Rustlemania. Right, Yeah, I would not be surprised if we got a rumble where Austin wins.

35:36 Imagine that fourth time, fourth time. Yeah, Like I would not be surprised if we got there, or if we got to the Rock actually being able to work. Manny, he shows it up at the rumble and wins it. Like, I feel like there's a way to get there without to get Cody there without him winning. It's just to do WW feel that same way. Yeah, And that's where a lot of uncertainty with the rumble. But then I can understand Toron's point where it's like, guess what, we all probably already figure code He's gonna win, So it don't make the Rumble that excite no more for bro. Well, we have fifteen competitors announced so far. Half of the field has been announced, right, So we got Kofy Santos Escobar, Austin, Theory, Seth Rollins, Bobby Lashley, Baron, Corbin Ray, Mysterio Gunther, Cody Almas, Drew McIntyre, Shamus braun Strowman, Carrie and Cross and the only one. This is something I want to point out too. The only wrestler that had to actually defeat someone to qualify for this goddamn rumble was Ricochets and guess what he beat to get there?

36:45 Dollar dollar. All I'm saying is like, why he is one of the only black dudes gotta fucking fight his way into this match because he can't another black dude because he didn't know the fuck up? Okay, oh sometimes, oh he probably would have. He probably would have got added, but he wanted to start opening his mouth and Adam piss won't hearing that ship, Like, bitch, go qualify, then I was gonna put you in it. But since you want to get talking shit, go qualified. Now That's what it is, like, That's what the Javan's character really should be, if you ever made it on w W television, Like fuck you actually want to go do stuff? Go do stuff? All right, Yill, I'll be a great Jim. Want to be like if Teddy Long did Zoloft, like yo, what like, I'd be like, hey, I mean the same way he used to use the Undertaker. I'll just be using the blood line or word you want to pop off at the mouth for me, I bet because tonight you're going one on five with the blood line. That one on the blacked like who you are with the blood line? That's like the blood line? One on five? They can go, I bet you won't talk back to me again, like every every week now you hit them every week with the blood week one on five, baby, God with the blood

38:16 line. Every week though, every week with the blood lie like back to back, like nope, nope, bad every time. I don't get fucking They even wrestled already. Guess what. I don't like this, dude, You're going one on five babies V is reckless as hell. Yeah you hear this shit. But Yo, every week, Yo, you fight the blood line because he's a sick and because he's sick in the head, he'd definitely be like, oh, ray masterio, let's divide that by ten five on one. Fun. I wouldn't. I would I would do that. I wouldn't do that. The rain, I'll be like, ray, you're gonna you on two on five with the bloodline. He's like, who's thinking?

39:04 Black? Who the other person? Your son? Nigga? He can catch the ass too. Since one whole family up for me? Who's up to your sign? I'm gonna have the whole family taken out. I don't give the whole family getting the ass will, but Ye'll tell you what though. Von Javn given a pass to Riddle though, because because you know, Riddle got the got the hook up, got the connect. Oh yeah yeah, really cool. Then Riddle give you a flounce for you'll father be cool, right, girl, bounce for fifty and be like oh we're good good yeah, but that number one good tender match, all right though, he Riddle will be in the number one title match every week. That's the main event about you doing, not fighting the bloodline. Gonna give me that good don't get yourself a shote the title. He's a riddle. Riddle, You're gonna take out Apollo Cruise tonight for the time for the number one. But he broke. He don't even work here. Oh yeah, we'll get him from NXC to bring him down. It'll be like it'll be like, oh he's somewhere. You know. We got caterin this tonight. So this the Vince

40:36 Roald Rumble match. Though, who can they like bring in? Like at this point, I mean, who do you want to see extra. That's my question. Who would you want to see to come into this match? Matt Cardona. Matt Cardona would be really cool, Matt. Matt Cardona, though not Zach Ryder. Come on, no, he just leave. He just trademark? Is that? Oh my god? What the fuck didn't put Rick Blair in? Oh my Jesus Ric Flair? Rick Flare out here committing sins and that that get up? You know, I don't you want to don't you want to know? He looks like the table clof at my grandma's house. That's why what I'm not doing is getting sutting into y'all bullshit, not not today like tonight, go back to that. What were you talking about with the trademark? He said, Zach? He did he trademark?

41:25 Zach Ryder did he trade mark? Tried mark za Brown Ryder, which lets me elite believe like, oh, he's probably going back, which lets me to believe that Cody Rhodes and Zach Ryder tag team about to happen. Like, let's make it happen. I'll with that, okay, odonto WrestleMania. But y'all, said Matt Cardono. Who else? Who else would you want to see show up at the Rumble Year j White would be cool, but I do think that logistically, just knowing that he actually has like a couple of dates in February with NJPW, I don't think it's plausible, but it would be cool. But Jake, how much dick do you actually suck? I'm just serious? Are you don't want to see Jay White? And w W are you asking this question on poppers? Are off poppers? I just feel like Jake just be coming out like we just shit Jay White? Like what the fuck? What to see? J White? Ye? All right, Keith Junior? Who else? I guess fucking uh? I mean, if we can get somebody from Impact, if we can get somebody from Impact again, I'd love to see Josh Alexander. That's what I'm see. Javar thinking big, what about I can write with that too, and then we get we get him in Nick Mickey as a package. Right. He just broke out off with in Wa, so he's really out here. So I say, Nick, all this, if there's any time to come over,

42:58 now would be the time. I don't know if that acts gonna get over, but we'll see, we will see if it does go ahead. Okay, So I was gonna ask about the elephant in the room. What are the chances that we get filled if the chick magnet Punk coming out at put this nigga in the intro and we haven't re right right right? Thirty years of row, no pipe bomb, no no, nothing like no nexus. You think Sena has a chance to show up at the Royal Rumble, not to win, just to show up. I would I would be bet on that because I could see him showing up, and then maybe they can start a program with Austin theory. I'd be down. So I'd be hell, I'm okay with that. I'm okay with Sena versus Austin's theory. And then what about Pat McAfee. That's my last one on my list? So can you come take his job back on SMAT now? Yeah? Please? God, he isn't toughs to come back to to ww's an announcer. Let's start there first. Let's give him back there. But I could see him popping up in the real Rumble two. Like I mean, that's basically the only thing he got left. So like to do you know what I'm saying?

44:19 And I mean, what well, Another question I guess would be, is logan Paul clear to go. I don't know. I don't know how many months it's been sinsati, so I don't know. I don't think so it's been with maybe three months, three four months now has it been. I I kind of want to hold off on like like the logan pauls and shit like that for real, Like let's hold off on them, like let's not give it, let's not give it, give us all of it at one time, if that makes sense. You see what I'm saying, Like we gotta hold off on the logan paulse, we gotta hold off of the Pat mcafeees like not just yet, not to say, I just want to hold off on those give it us too much at one time is kind of overload, if that makes sense. Not bad Bunny, No again, you got you gotta hold off Jake. I mean you you want to go straight from like you fuck the four play you want to just get fucked like. But I'll say this though, where the announce with the two K twenty three announcements right and big a vital part of it. I could see I could see them bringing them in for that because of that bad buddy. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, did y'all did y'all notice that the first time ever on two K there's nobody on the cover. Second time, matt I did nobody on the cover. Dude, nobody at all. Couldn't find one legend

45:50 out there, couldn't couldn't, couldn't make it like the Randy Savage cover or something. Don't you know what? It's cool They didn't. They felt like they didn't need to put anybody on the cover because, bitch, we got war games this year. I'm all about this shit. Oh jan got about to go stupid on war games. Oh oh WCW Universe mode will finally be complete four games now. Oh, Dony Deville talking shit to both champions currently on Raw Triple X. So you've visit to shut up when she get her ass whooped, that's all she trying. She seen what happened to her girlfriend.

46:31 She was like, nope, but overall, those like that won't be me. Javann is talking about that speculation though earlier about like, we don't really know what it is, and we've talked about this on the episode that we did well our first one back about you know, potentially um, you know, Sammy's could show up in this match, and you know when Cody Rhodes obviously is the favorite, I would say betting odd odd's favorite to win the whole thing at this point. I don't think you can count out guys like McIntyre. I don't think you can count out you know, dudes like Lashley and Rollins, of course, but it's like, is it that much of a race, Like is it is it still like that? I mean, I think Edge is probably like I think Edges is going to be back for this too, So there are different people. I mean, half of the field's been announced, like I said earlier, so there's a lot of speculation, a lot of fun. I just don't think that there's like I think last year or the past few years, we've had instances where we've kind of been able to guess who it is, and I think this year we truly just don't know, and there's a lot of intrigue there. And I think that, you know, without trying to overspeculate on who it is and what the order will be and all this kind of stuff, I think this is one of the few years where it's like, yeah, like I'm just going to chill out, vibe out, and just enjoy the Royal Rumble for what it is. And I'm excited for that, and I don't I don't hate that though, Dake, Like like when you put it like that, I don't hate the idea of having to kind of like hill and let it

48:07 just happen, right, yeah, exactly, Like, and I just think that that takes off like I don't want to say pressure, because it's not. It's no pressure on us, but it's like it just takes off like an overanalytic type of deal where it's just like we stress ourselves and we get disappointed. Like I'm truly going into this with no expectations, and I think that's the best way to go into it for sure, you know what, big facts, Jake. For the first time in a long time, I'm going to this with like not even like low expectations, like just zero expectations whatsoever. And it feels good. Yeah right, That's what I'm saying. Like with all much with all the turmoil going on in the company and all this stuff and how many other meetings they've had and all this, you know, shit like that, like to have a banger pay per view that's all I want. I could care less, Like I really don't care who wins, what happens. I just want to be entertained, Like I want to be sports entertained and have a good ass time. Okay, Okay, I mean you know, well, I guess we'll see what else we gotta to meet you for the wrong round by anything else. Actually, that's it.

49:13 That closes it out. So I want to take a final break and then when we come back, we'll talk about the wrestling world right now, Yah, yeah, what's up? So I wanted to close out with this with talking about the biggest news that hit wrestling this past week, and that was the passing of Jay Briscoe and the conclusion of one of the greatest tag teams ever with the Briscoe Brothers. Guys that were the heart and soul of ROH, Guys that were embodied what pro wrestling could be in that fact that you don't have to have certain things to be successful in this business and just fight and be yourselves. Your true genuine self gets over right, Like these dude just embodied that. And it's kind of crazy that it came when it happened.

50:09 It was in a car accident, and it's just really sad, Like you get to like I had the same experience when Luke Harper passed away, rip, Like when Brodie Lee passed away, you learned a lot more about these people, and this is the same story. Now I'm getting a ton of these stories about the Briscos and how wonderful it was to be around them and how much impact they truly had on other people in the locker room wherever they were competing, and it's really really really sad, Like he was a good father, Like you see a bunch of these videos of him with his daughter, like, and they were super humble guys and they just loved pro wrestling and loved being pro wrestlers and like just really really sad, like wrestling community really lost a lost a good one here. Man, let me tighten some people up the real quick. When a man die, wouldn't die, whatever person dies. Can we stop just trying to drag them when they're dead.

51:06 Yeah, they're already dead. The man said some racist shit. It happened, it's over. He's dead. Keep it positive, yeah, unless he was a period piece of shit, right, keep it positive. The first thing they were just like, oh yeah, well, you know, we ain't gonna I'm a little disappointed with Warner brother Entertainment. Yeah, discovery of one of other's discovery. I'm missing me with Dad, like a man died like point blank period, mhm done. And he made an impact in the rest of the world. So the place he worked couldn't even celebrate him on TV because something that happened how many years ago, miss me, I mean, duvine, am I out of pocket? You can put me in pocket if I am no, No, absolutely right. That was a bitch move by them, a big bitch move, like and it's fucked up.

52:16 It was real messed up because it's like, yeah, he said some ship, but it was like, well like ten years ago, like yeah, man, it just apologize multiple times, right and let it go, like get over it. Man. He deserved, he deserved to get those flowers from from a w And I was Tony Conn I probably I probably wouldn't have a contract with anymore because I still would have probably did some ship. But like yo, fuck y'all right, I'm gonna do this. We gonna do this, and it is what it is, like point blank period, as turn says all the time, like I agree thousand percent. But it just sucks. Man, Like, it felt like the Briscoes were about to just dive in and actually get a bigger push where they were. I mean, they were coming off of a of a of a trilogy of matches with FTR last year, and those were some of the greatest tag team matches I've ever seen. The dog collar match was the most recent one, and that's the one that sticks out the most to me and just thinking back at those three in general. But god, damn, Like you know, it's just it really sucks. Like Javan, if you had to decide, if you had to decipher, like what would you decide as your favorite Brisco's match, Like if you had to introduce people to what this tag team is, Like, let's say, like you you have a kid or something like that, a young wrestling fan, and they want to know more about Jay and Mark Brisco, Like what matter? What three matches would you say? Or like the quintessential like you have to watch these three um either of their matches with FTR.

53:52 Okay, I would say that that's one. I would say the Brisco's versus I'll probably say the Briscos versus um AJ styles and Christopher Daniels. Yeah, that was a huge that was a night. That's fucking awesome one dude. And then I would say the brisco and I will say the Briscos versus Steen and Gennaro. Yeah, yeah, there that's yeah, there you go. That's some good ones that Briscos. Well, Jay versus Adam Cole in the beginning, that shit slap that whole yo, they would try to kill each other. Yeah, if you would think you would think that they hated each other in real life. It was just crazy, like wrestling has lost alleged like a true Yeah. And then I would also be like, uh at roh Final Battle a few years ago, the Bucks wrestle against the brisco Is in a really good match as well, Like I that was one of my first ones that I had ever actually like taken the time and seen them and like, oh god, it's just it's so good. They're up there as one of the best tag teams of my generation for sure, And it sucks it had to end this way, so all of us here at the hardest part of the ring. You know, it sucks to end on a

55:22 very somber note, but we will miss Jay Briscoe despite how Warner Brothers Discovery feel. Um, you know when when Mark shows up on TV, eventually, it's gonna be a loud house, that's for sure. Um. I imagine it'll probably be on aw television at some point. So but anyway, guys, let's enjoy enjoy our pay per view this weekend. I think we're gonna try to reconvene on Monday, um with a friend of ours from Apron bump Um with Kyle from Apron Bumps. So very exciting tides and stuff. And until then, thanks for coming out. We appreciate it. And you can follow us on Instagram at the Hardest part of the Ring with an underscore at the end. Twitter is the Hardest Underscore Pod and on Facebook the same name the Hardest part of the Ring. And you can also call us with any comments, questions, concerns, advice, the YadA, YadA YadA.

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