Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood

0:24 Thanks right, like talking to some of you. Going for the boobs today is brought to you by fuck around and find out. The more you fuck around, the more you find out. Yes, lord, m hmm. Absolutely. How are y'all, gentlemen? Doing pretty good? Pretty good? How about yourself? I'm just okay. I see you already ready to go Javar. You got a little Rossimania shirt giving us all. I'm prepared. I'm ready. This is like Christmas, like may a moment, right, you know. So we're not gonna do the audience. We're gonna go ahead and get right into it. So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the hardest part of the ring with the master of mischief, mister Monday Night Allow bitches. And then he's excited because everybody's gonna be inside of him this weekend. It is Hollywood to Kobe. Is their paupers apparently so where we're getting in this context? But hey whatever, and it's mustache is guest starring this week too, and last but not least, nothing wrong with the mustache. I am the man that runs the brand. I am the fucking franchise Toron Bishop and together with our powers combined, we make the hardest part of the ring when you get your wrestling news with a little sarcasm in satire, all the satire, all the sarcasm. Where does the applause go

2:00 on this girl? If you ain't got it right by this week, I'll just find somebody else to do it. You know, Like, this is how I feel you. You have two weeks to get this ship together most of the time, and you fail every time. No, I mean, I mean it's it's not it's somewhat there, you know. Anyway, let's get into some quick news before we get into many a weekend. I just want to discussin chick magnet punk. Stop stop what stop? What give us context? Stop? What? Just stop being just petty. I mean, like, look, we're in a place where you could come back. People might accept you. But the more you take your giant foot and put it in your mouth, it's gonna just draw negative attention. Remember you're like forty something years old. It's not about you anymore. It's about using your fame, your your your power, your authority, your leverage to elevate others.

3:15 Right, that's what it's about. I mean, I know you want to get your side of the story out. I get that, but this week's if you put a tweet out there, or you put a story out there, why take it down put people's feeling hurt. That's if I call you, I'm a bitch. I'm standing by it. That's you know what you write, that's true. But but I'm but I'm sure. Tony Kahn was like, hey, m nigga, what I'm trying to smooth this all over? Chill out? Dangn Like, I mean, I get it, but like, where is it in this point in the game. Like I would love to see see him point back at a It'd be fun, you know what I mean, Like this could be a whole storyline, chop it up, let's go. But he just playing the dangerous game and I just gonna like it. It's unbecoming of somebody of his status. M hmmm. It's also it's also up becoming with somebody with a weak ass jaw that got knocked out how many times in UFC? So you need to sit down and shut up and collect your coins. Yeah, is a very valid point, Like you can't be talking this level of shit knowing good as well. Somebody flick you in the day I'm chinning, you're gonna be out cold like, you can't do this, Like, he gotta understand that he dies the bullet.

4:51 Could he? Could you imagine if during this whole broad thing, Kenny Omega knocked that nigg out, he'd never be a boy and we never hear the end of it. He never ever showed his face again. Absolutely night. He better chill out, chill like, because he can't come back here. Nah, bro, you can't come back over the entertainment side of shit. We don't. We can't deal with you right now. We got a home. Bullshit, go you have to stay there big at work or just think you really think so? We ain't bring that nigga bad Oh, it would It would take a high level. It would take something really major to warrant w W at this point in the game to be like, come on back see him Pump, because I think if they did, it would have happened already. He wouldn't never, he wouldn't be that right now. They would have just brought him back. We might be looking at Rome and Rains versus see him punk at Russell Madia. I love I love Cody, but if you brought seem bump bump back to WWE. Yo day, gonna flip that's it? Nah, fuck on, Cody, you can go for the US belt. Ain't nothing wrong with but we got pump back like it's a rap.

6:18 But ain't nothing wrong with the idea of having him come back, you know what I mean the main event WrestleMania forty. I'm about to try to see his old dusty broke down, broke foot, broke back, broke face, asked forty, like it ain't even that. I don't do Do you think that he came back, Dave w W wouldn't be going through the same bullshit. You think he wouldn't trip on somebody else. I don't know though, that's yes, yeah, it's the same man. It's like he I don't know. I just don't think, like, yes, I think the structure is a little better now on WWE than it was before. Okay, I think if he can if he and Triple H could get along, I think I think that's one thing. I think it could work. But if it happened there, who's this? It has happened in ww once before.

7:15 Who the sailing ship? He wouldn't come back and it happened again? Right, it ain't even right now where everything they got going on with Vince and the sale and all this, they don't need all that drama, nab heat that over there for right now. Let us get our ship together, right then we'll talk. Then we'll talk about this. Okay. So following up and and still staying on that that uh level of news. So Moxley there doubles down and uh goes on social media. Well, goes on the session his wife's show. It has a conversation about just the energy in a w and he's based saying he never really say anything about aw this negative. He said he spent about eight years on the the indies, a couple of years in developmental and eight years straight in wwe UM and then he said, um, he doesn't know because if it's social media that blows things out of a portion. But you know, like basically it's like high school. Oh yeah, but it's always been that way, right, It's always been political like that. I mean that dates back to the click right. But it's also telling that that's one of the things Punk said, right right, that was that was the whole that's pretty much the whole basis of punk flipping the fuck out because young kids acting like this is high school and don't know how to how to talk and three people and act. And he's saying Boxon says the

8:46 same thing, Like right, that's what I'm saying. It's like, okay, like this is still the same issues. But like I think the common denominator here is that Vince Greed has always let it slide because the normally the popular kids in high school, the ones that are drawn the most money. Facts, facts, And that's why you ain't him pup getting fired yet Tony even knows like an he can make me some money. Right. Also, like these kids the Bucks Hangman Page, even kids to a certain extent, they ain't really on that level yet they hit WWE, so yeah, to be rejected him at one time, they're big outside of the big bubble.

9:30 But right, so they need to sit down and shut up too and not be problem children so they can have that opportunity to go be great in WWE on the big stage. Exactly. You see what I'm saying. It's multiple levels of fuck up here. It's just it's not cute. I mean, don't get me wrong, We're gonna sil them regardless of what they do. Because we just want to stick at the age. But don't worry about it, because a w will stick it to themselves. Jabbarn. You know they will stick it. You think so absolutely, They're gonna stick it so far up their own ass it's gonna be ridiculous. Thankfully, Jeff Jared decided to decline the title writer they gave him, so it doesn't show you that AW is gonna eventually stick it up their own ass. What does Wait? Wait, they were gonna give Jared the belt? Yeah damn and he said no, Yeah, that means he's turned over a new leaf. You see, this isn't the same Jeff Jared. Right then he needs to go back to be the old Double Jay because damn it, they need him with that belt.

10:46 Wait, which belt we're talking? Which belt we're talking? Hold on the title? The world title? Yes, yeah, bat money, I'm with it. I'm old for mj if I'm sorry, y'all put the belt on Double j and it's it's hard for everybody. Can you start calling people slap nuts and speaking about play. Unfortunately, Josh Alexander had to relinquish this Impact Championship due to a tricept tear, which is you know, the norm in the world of professional wrestling. So um, speedy recovery to that gentleman.

11:28 I hope he gets well soon they're having a match with UM Steve Macklin. I think Kashita going for a new title, go for the tight opportunity. So that's that's gonna be fun. But you know, it sucks. Josh Alexander had a great story. They told a great story with him, great growth, great everything, and held a title. Probably one of the best impact champions I don't seen in a while. UM, one of the most deservative in my opinion. So it's him kind of go out with an injury like that just gives us the opportunity to come back stronger. Yeah, he can come back and leave and pack. Okay, we've been saying that forever though. Yeah, because it's time to go now. Now you're getting hurt and you're getting bad injuries. Nah, come on over before it's too late. He said, good, something like you know what money night, you got the right cinema. It's time for us to go right now and take a quick So I have just heard that a grown ass man just the hottest hot sauces you possibly could get Buffalo While Wings, which is probably not that hot. Why don't on his asshole? What? Yep, that's what he did doing press Gigi Dolan, damn wait wait wait wait wait what yes?

12:54 Bro, Yes, he admitted that with her. She told the story about when they were like, I'm about to get ready to go on this road trip together. It's like their first ever road trip, just the two of them to New York from I'm presuming Atlanta, and his ass stopped at Buffalo Wild Wings. They just got a side sauce of the blazing sauce and he rubbed it on his asshole just because he just because in the restaurant, well, I think probably like in the car, or maybe like in the bathroom, he thought he about to get his ass eighty y'all nasty yat, so he thought that decided to put hot sauce on it. That's I'm just assuming that's what he thought. Girl, Like, I'm assuming that he just did it or something like that. You know what, Jake, I love how you just defend your white brother. You said he did that to stay awake. Yeah, it's a thirteen hour car ride, so you out here rubba hot sauce on your asshole to stay awake. No, not me, not me, but it's Darby Allen. He's a fucking psycho. That's that bangs your girl, That's all I'm saying. So look, look, anyway, we all have mistakes. I mean, Ard, we can go back through some of your old xes. Oh oh oh, Coll, I'm hurt you up now. I was not expected. First of all, Um, You've been pretty honest and open about that on this platform. I'm just saying

14:26 that every ex that I've had has been upgraded, okay, like, yeah, yeah, I'm except for one, right, and I mean upgraded from me because again, like they've just I've upgraded them because they've been in my presence. Let's keep that a buck, okay, including the current uh my current husband, uh Nathan Bishop, Okay, like, and I warned him if he ever tries to leave me, he'll be fat too. So if that, if that's if that's the destiny that you want, you can try, you know. I mean, speaking of fat, I just had my birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I feel like I'm just getting fatter, which it's okay because I'm going on that no eat diet. Like you know what I mean, like, fuck about the fast right right about.

15:13 We gotta get it down, girl, We gotta lose about fifteen. We can't be out here with the freshman fifteen at forty over forty, you know, like we can't. Uh, that ain't me. Okay, that ain't that ain't a good look. Yeah, that's somebody else, you know what I'm saying. Right, you know, they probably all band together and gave me the fat curse back. That's what they probably all did. But that's okay. Anyway, Evil League of Exes, It's right, evil lead of League of Exes. Anyway. Look, I mean, you got some hot news and hot situations going on because everybody about to be in your city. Were you about to be throwing out the poppers? Oh the hamp Oh that's throwing them all out. This is this is thrown out the poppers. It's like Oprah of poppers. Like you get one and you get some, and you get some and don't do that to them, you know. Oh, unless it's consensual. Oh okay, yep. And the hardest part of the ring. We believe in consent. Unless it's Jake. We just fucking rape this feelings whatever we feel like it I'd rather have raped feelings anyway. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to wrestle Mania thirty nine. Wrestle Mania Hollywood. I don't know what celebrities are going to show up for this because the Rock ain't coming, and I don't think the Rocks should want to come because I don't know if everybody knows about this, but the dirty laundry that's been been spewed out about Dwayne lately has been pretty, um, pretty not cute, like like,

16:47 I'm sorry that you decided to play a bad guy in the DC universe and pretend that he's a hero. And then when they were like, hey, you should probably like be a bad guy and show up in Shazam, and he's like, now I'm okay, I'm good. I don't need to recruit. Like I was just like, I don't know me frustrating. I was like, okay, like you know, She's am was Sham two was bad, but like Rock wouldn't have made it much better. But at the same time too, like don't be shipping on other people's shit, especially if it benefits you, damn. So let me ask you all the question before we start talking about Wressellmania So what what make y'all sports entertained? Cardi B Showing up? Oh shit? Oh right, that came out of left you wrong? I mean, let's be honest, like everything would be funny.

17:33 She's been she was supposed to show up at the one last year? Okay, so that making sports entertained? Okay, Well, what will be something that would shock you? There? If Cardi B showed up? But no, Like for me, a sports entertaining match would probably be if all right, let's put on a tinfoil tinfoil hat here. If Logan and Jake Paul somehow weans their way into the Tag Team Championship match on Night two and beat Kevin Owens and Sammy Zane to take the titles or cost them the titles at WrestleMania, okay, because like we already know, the Paul brothers are gonna be like huge heels if, if, and when Jake ever shows up in WWE. But I don't want to see. I don't want to see Jake as a WW superstar because this person out they came out of a fucking toaster oven. I mean, yes, that's true, but I think Logan can kind of carry him from that. I mean we've seen that before. I mean we see it every week with street profits. So oh okay, all right, Javan even knows what I'm talking about. But the same question for you, Huh, what was shock me? I think they're roaming winning.

18:55 Yeah, that'd be big, even though even though I think I'm at the point why I think he should now, But that would shock me because I feel like we're going we're heading into coldy winning. But I would be shocked if they pulled the trick. I was like, and not not yet, that'd be why. That'd be actually super black, right, Like my shocking moment is Roman winning clean? Yeah, like that would people would die, like literally they would die in the stadium, and I would love it. I would eat it up. Yeah. Slow clap, that'd be crazy, dude, slow fucking clap, dude, Like, slow fucking clap. That would be so whacked to the point where I never even thought that was a possibility. Then he said the backlash tickets, good job, be like, sorry, Dustin, maybe this time right? Um, all right, but Jacoby take us away. Okay, So, as we've established already WrestleMania is it Saturday. The possibilities are endless, as they are every year. It's the Showcase of the Immortals. It is the Showcase of the showcases. It is wrestling Professional Wrestling super Bowl. Everybody's going to be in California at the same time. Whether you're a part of GCWA, all of it is happening, right. We start off Night one with a United States Championship match.

20:25 Austin Theory defends against the Goat for the two thousands into the two into the early twenty tens. Jonathan not a Marine Sina? What girl you Patty Wow? All I'm saying is Jonathan is not. I don't think Jonathan's gonna win this match. I truly don't think Sena is gonna win. I think this is Austin Theories night and this will be like the last stitch effort to really make him like one of the bigger heels in the company. Do you guys kind of agree with that? Like? What are we thinking after John Cena buried him with that golden shovel, stuck it straight up his ass. Austin has to win. He has to, right. If he doesn't, it's crazy that see, That's what I'm saying, Like, and what benefit does John Cena winning have you know what I mean, Like, it doesn't do anything for Austin theory, it doesn't do anything for Sena even because he's part time. So it's fun to see him, but ultimately I don't think it's gonna matter. Right. The only thing that matters if if John Cena was to win in the Continental Championship, right, but he hasn't touched him.

21:37 Winning doesn't really matter, right, it could matter fantasy booking wise, it's just Theory the Nigga feral. It could matter is if you have seen a win that belt. Then he shows up on Monday night and be like, hey, remember the US Open Challenge. M get back and Braun Breaker come down that ring and beat that ass real quick. It's almost a ruthless aggression at his squash match when we out. That's why it could matter if he ain't if they feeling like Theory really ain't the do Let's just and now you can get the same place with Theory winning, because I would have Theory beat seeing it, and he would come out all night too, be like, Hey, I'm gonna do an Open challenge because this is my night, this is my WrestleMania, and then Braun come out there and Rustlemania beat that ass and now you got already made a few. Yeah, with theory now being a hill, I actually would be pretty cool, to be honest, both of those dudes something to do for a while. But on the other end, too, who's to say that that open challenge person wouldn't be J White?

22:56 Facts? I mean right, you know you feel me? And I think if J White beat John Cena night too to night raw like that shit would be wild. Tony kind of loses the coup in the punching air like that should have been me, me, that punching air. I love that. Oh my goodness. All right, fellows, let's move on to kind of this one could actually be somewhat fun. I've been seeing a lot of discourse about this this feud and about how people actually are into it. Personally, I don't see it, But then again, maybe you guys can change my mind. Brock Lessner versus almost Yes, see, That's what I'm saying.

23:48 I don't get it. I don't get it. Why because this big sweaty men true, the big man juices ramped. Oh Jesus Christ boy, Like, wasn't that supposed to be lashly? Like? Remember that remember when Lashly eliminated him from the Royal Rumble and now he's in the Andre the Giant Battle Memorial on Friday. Little boy, life comes at you fast, don't it? Like? Right, don't care, bro they are not fair to these people, right, So help me to understand why should I care about this? Right? Well, that's another thing too, Like is this match just? Is this match just to watch brock Lessner throw around big dudes?

24:41 Or is this match that's all this is? I need I need to hurt business. I need to hurt business for union jab. I need to hurt business for reunion, and I need to a reunion of Okay, a reunion what nigga's getting together? No, hmm, it'd be cool for Shelton. Okay, okay, here's the problem right here. All right, First off, if we're gonna do this, hurt business saying we're gonna do this, right, So no shelting and no century y'all weight, deadweight, get the fuck out of here. I ain't Bobby. You can come, and you can come. I might let almost stay because he's biggest fucking out so you know you can stay. But you know what, if we're gonna do this I'm gonna need Carmelo and trick. You need to do this right. We're gonna need to break up the street prophets and whichever wanted going. He'll give me hell, give me dalking. It's gotta be king. I can make something out of dalking. We'll let montest for be the baby face and give me a new hurt business, something different. I don't need the same old stuff because the same old stuff won't that great before. We just like it because they won't give me the cookout. Nigga, Yes, I don't do it. Do it right, like give me the cookout. Let's let's do it right. No type of asks in that group, man, No type of No type a woman in that group, bro ain't none like unless I'm you call it Kaden Carter. Okay, you know what, If last Legend is ready, I'll bring her up to She could be part of it.

26:11 If she ran, I we'll see because I can't have another bee fab on my hands. Nah, if you're ready, she can come. If not, stay that, stay your ass down in your next tea and learn. I can't I can't argue with that one. Ultimately, though, who do you think is you think it's we all three kind of agree it's gonna be Brock show. Yeah, yeah, just throw that. That's all we come before. We want to see him hear the GERMANO almost and pick him up and hear the F five we out there. Okay, I kind of got punked on Monday. I'm not gonna lie. He kind of got punked. Yeah. We just want y'all to believe that he caught a straight boot to the face and sold it. And I was kind of shocked. I was like, damn, okay, which means that Brock's probably having a lot of fun with this, But I think that has to do with the money than anything. He ain't gotta do shit for real, real, Like, dude, ain't jumping and flipping the fuck around and stuff. You gotta come out there every week and do a bunch of stuff. Just speaking of speaking of that, not doing a lot of stuff. Toron's favorite women's wrestler of all time, Miss Jeckie Lynch. She's teaming up with two of the quotes of their generation to take on Bailey's ass and the rest of Damage Control, and based on further developments that we've discovered this week in regards to miss Eo Sky.

27:32 I'm going with damage control just because the agina was out. Oh my god. Like, I don't know if you know this, but a lot of the Japanese women's stars do that. Like like Oscar said that if she wasn't gonna be a pro wrestler, she was gonna be a porn star, like dead ass. Like that's a quote. Now we see why Kenny love that shit so much. Oh he he was on this something. Okay, eat y'all to though jump yea. Look, I'm also go hot take Billy yahs. Ain't that fat dang bro? You're gonna tell c J. It's the pants. It is the pants, do help? I'm not gonna Yes, that is a actual true state. It's the pans. Why y'all out here hyping this girl up, make her think she got some fucking full set of games. She ain't gotta be Anca bell Air well, yes, that's just true, or Naomi for that matter. I mean, she ain't gotta well, she gotta lexa bliss. She gotta she gotta bliss. That's yeah, that's a that's that tear right right, you know what I mean?

28:45 But Oscar got a little bit more cheeks than her. Yeah, I mean Oscar uses it as a weapon. I don't know if I can go that far. No, No, Oscar on the cheeks. Nah, I don't think I go that far. Oscar got a little bit big, barely got more than that. She just it's just baby tree like she name on me. No, she ain't right to know you ain't. She ain't on that level head everybody else baby blowing her hand up, and I'm like, stop gaslighting this bitch. It's not it's I mean, it's a booty so fat like, but it's not like oh like you know, we're gonna be like, we're gonna need we're gonna need a barely in a bathing suit pit just to settle this for real outside of the wrestling gear and see what it is right now. Give me that, Give me that. But as for the match, I mean, christ is gonna be dusty now used and abuse.

29:52 My friend's gonna be out and them Becky Lynch's gonna be Backy Lynch. So I really don't care about this match. Get them belt back to them girls, stop playing games. Yeah, I agree. Um, I'm gonna damage control, as I've already stated so, and I think we all kind of agree. All right, Now, let's go to a real woman's match, right, let's go to the actual one that's gonna be like a banger, Oscar versus Bianca bel Air for the Raw Winds Championship in Bianca bell go three for three. I don't know, I truly don't know. I say no. I think it's she can't handle Oscar. Look, I like that, I like a go ahead. I think that's the story they should tell.

30:34 I think we should get back to that point. Like, because let's face it, if if she beats Oscar, then who's left, right, because we are going to SmackDown. So what we're gonna do her and Becky again, her and Elly again, Let Oscar, let Oscar get this one and let her have a little bit of a rain. Bianca is gonna be there old ways, and we can always go back to her, right right, something different. Now, I love Bianca on the climb, right, So when I'm watching Bianca work our way up, like, I'm all about that life. So I think Bianca need to take this l because I just enjoy her more. When she chasing Jesus, that's what she do, that's the that's the that's the curse of being a good baby face. Yeah. Yeah, Now when they want her to go, he'll you put on and let them run rampant. We're not ready for that one that he'll runs gonna be legendary, right, No, come on now, come on now, it'll be it'll be Actually, it'll be better than Sasha Banks's. That's my hot tea. Oh you know what. Here, here's a hot take for you.

31:45 You're ready. W W don't know how to book black people anyway, Okay, let's keep the whole hell of a buck here. They don't like, like, I'm sorry, like we still sit here. As for the hurt business, like, they don't don't have to book black people. I could only imagine the whitewashed version of hell yall on what they really should be here? Look, this man never want to get ever. What they don't like, he'll be I mean, like they don't, they don't, they really don't like it. Seem like every black dude, every black person don't get book right, like except for an n XT. And maybe maybe that's maybe that's it. Maybe because Triple H was n XT, black people got booked better, so maybe it might work here. But I hold my whole stock because like it passed like twelve months for black people ain't been good for real, for real youth right, like they've been good in a long way since Monday Night Black. You know, oh boy, that that was such a happy time and raw underground. You know what I mean? Stop stop talking, boy, because shaneing them strip us. Oh my god. All

33:16 right, so let's uh so now we get to uh to another one that actually could be this the the show stealer for Night one, and that's Seth freaking Rollins versus Logan Paul. What do we think? What do we think? Doesn't matter? Are we excited? I mean, come on now, I mean I was. And what I'm gonna say about this match is we are all winners. Like, yeah, we're all winners. It's no I don't even want to say who gonna win. We all win. Logan Paul's gonna have a good time. Seth Rollin's gonna have a good time. It's gonna be a whole bunch of fucker. We gonna be going on m spot monking in the right way. I'm gonna go down in this match here.

34:02 We all win. I agree, I agree one hundred percent. I think that it's going to be a super fun athletic match. Falls to the wall, has that potential. We've seen that Logan's not afraid to do anything, and Seth we know as kind of crazy as it is. So I say, when the two worlds collide, I think we're all in for a treat and I'm so excited. Let's just keep everybody healthy, that's all. Yeah, that's true. Now we move on to the main event, Charlotte Flair defending her SmackDown Women's Championship against the Royal Rumble winner Riha Ripley aka Mommy.

34:43 Tell me why I'm taking Mommy, bro, I'm taking Mommy on too. Mommy is the leader of Judgment Day. Yeah, I think that that's at this point. I don't think that's up for debate. Man, Like she's just her and Dominic. That's their group. I mean, they really don't need priests and they really don't need valor at this point. They just gotta keep the act together, that's all. Like I'm just I'm all about it. I can't. I'm taking Mommy because space Charlotte, ain't you. I'm taking Mommy. Make Charlotte mad so she can go start ripping it up, Javan, you have a defense for Charlotte flair or no. I could care less about this match. I honestly can, because it's it's for real.

35:34 The women's matches are wrong. Okay, it really should be Bianca Ria, Charlotte Oscar. Mhmm, because we don't want to cheer Charlotte. We don't, we really don't want we really don't want to share Charlotte. Yeah, she should be facing Oscar, who we want a chair and let Oscar get her wing back. M h And Bianco and Ria should honestly be the batch the women's title match at Wrestleman's That that's the one. Yeah. And Riya's heel, she can keep playing the heel instead of being now like this quasi baby face against against the ultimate baby face and Bianca, Right, that's that's what these women's matches should be. Right because because Oscar Charlotte had no Ria, Charlotte has felt weird since from the jump, because because baby face Charlotte just ain't it right. Probably, yeah, like she's one of these people that, you know what, you should never be a baby face. It just don't work for you. Randy Orton, Yeah, exactly, it don't work. And even with Randy Like it works, but only because we took he got riddle. Yeah, I love Riddle like. And I don't think you can. I don't think there's a woman out there you could put with Charlotte. Now get us to cheer Charlotte. I like the Bianca to it.

36:54 I don't know, man, I feel like there might be one like. I don't. I can't think of one like that will make us start sharing Charlotte for real? Lacey, okay, Oh what a mother a mother daughter team? They put our heartstrings. Nope, it ain't. No, it's just because we want to watch. That's what it comes down to. Nah, girl, her pussy. So we back to the original. Real should win. I hope Real wins. If riadult win. Oh boy, now you want to talk about some smoke in the city. Oh, niggas a truly meltdown. If Charlotte beats Real. Oh, they'll bow that bitch out the building out, start throwing tomatoes at the bitch. Watch it, and I will be all for it too. All right, let's take a quick one. Let's take a quick break here, and then we'll come back really quickly, and then we'll do Night too. Please know there it is my Russell made it gonna be Bianca versus Nikita falls count anywhere, bitch, yeah, turned on Bianca and join up with you know, I'm sorry,

38:25 you know, whit women, White women a black man's krypton night anyway, so he can't resist bamn. I'm sorry white women that listen to the show like I mean. And then Summer Slam, they're gonna have a Montas on the pole match. Old baby gets Winna gets Monts. There it is, That's what I have, Bianca win Why did you come? Like? I don't know, why do you even show up? They tell you, Jacob in the back half of this show done. That's a that's a better build to a woman's mess than we got right now, all right, all right to jump into the day two. I'm going to start off with the only match that well, there are a lot of actually really good matches left, but the one that I really want to see and the one that I think should kick off the whole thing of Night two. Raymisteriovers, whoop that yo belt off and whoop you better? Well, you're a better wet his ass out. You're like another man with your daddy, I'm all right, I'm gonna send you to see that nigga like whoop his ass. He said, I never said this out loud. I'm like, oh my god, please no, I'm like watch like, oh my god, yo. He My favorite part was Angie on the sidelines when he punched him in his face, because was like, yes, yeah, yeah, there you go. Fan

40:00 by your man, girl like shit, whoop that little boy ass and whoop his ass. Take your belt off and beat him because that's what you needed. Right now. That's the best, it's the best feud currently and he's the best heal in the company. I don't care about Roman Raino Dominic Masterio is that dude right now? Yeah, he's on fire. Dominic the so when you think about hook and Dominic, right because they both kind of compare comparable, Dominic definitely on the mic right now. He is listening in class. Ye understands the assignment. He understands. However, the problem happens with what happens next, right, It's very crucial what happens after this yep, yep. And the smart thing is for the kids that don't know is all you do is just run China and Eddie bag mhm. Just the roles are reverse, you know, because she got to this championship. You just run that back m hm. And and it'll be fun to watch Ellsworth Carmela two point zero gotta love it. Oh god. But like go that farm there.

41:15 I'm just like, here's the thing though, Like I want ready to beat his ass, but I also want Dominic to win, because imagine how much of a heel he'll be coming back in on SmackDown or whenever, on Raw or SmackDown, just being like, yeah, see, I told you that's why I'm dominant good at all? Like, oh shit, that's agreed, not literally again, the cast of the hardest part of the ring proving that they're messy. Okay, that's that boy daddy okay, and then they rage should come out next weeple like, well, fuck you son, you ain't my son no more. This is my new site, and he breaks out Santos and his boys. Yeah, like got a Dell fantasmic would be?

42:00 That would be So I gotta be trying to why I gotta be trying to be Mexican, uh, messing with the Mexicans. Okay, y'all obvious to be trying to be messing with some brown peoples with white people, they messing themselves. But that's what I'm saying, Like we're just we're just consumers of the content here, like they're the ones painting the plate. You like, this is like they set the table. And in Javin's words, there's a white woman in the midst boom. White women calls all the hey, dominant was fine before the white woman reacts. All you gotta do is track the white women. You'll find their issue. Oh oh my god, I don't make rules. I oh my god, this is bad. What do people come for, bro? They they come here to see us directly assault people, Like yep, that's absolutely I do it every day. But all I'm saying is like coming from me, watch a dominic whoop. His dad would be hilarious, like like giving all the abuse that I've taken over the years in terms of just like form whatever, being like one for the suns, Like let's go um. But let's move on to a match that I really don't care about and I don't think anybody else cares about, and that

43:32 is the Men's WrestleMania Showcase Fatal four Weight. Okay, bye, but if you really want to get me to love this, this should be where Otis leaves Alpha Academy. Sadly, You're You're right. That's the only way to salvage this for me is if Otis either makes his decision and like starts banging Maxine dupri like that shoul would be hilarious to me, not like Edge and Lita, but like, you know, to be like like running back like him and Mandy, but like it's Maxine and that. I think that would be hilarious. Um, let me, let me let me digest that first before I co signed on that it's something about that don't sound right. All I'm saying is that he is that if Otis joins maxinees max Models, I think that would be hilarious. That you know that sounds like that sounds like I would up Gable to actually do stuff that you know and be better, because oh I find Gable delightful. I think he's great. I think gave us delightful two. But what is he gonna do mm hmmm challenge Austin theory, put on a masterclass of a Monday Night raw throwaway match and lose, and then we're like damn like maybe Ja Jason Jordan really should never have gotten hurt because it kind of really derailed this dude's career. Am I wrong?

44:52 Okay? I don't think you are. And keep it, keep it pushing ya, y'all be rackuless with your mouths, like saying, look, look, no, I'll do like I'll do respect to Jordan, Like nobody ever expects that to happen. But like Alpha Academy could have been great and their split would have been even better because we always knew that Gabel was the better of the two. He just wasn't Kurt Angel's son, right. Oh Okay, I'm just gonna go with it. Let's move on to another four way tag team match for the women Live Morgan and Roquel Rodriguez versus Natalia and Shotsi versus Rhonda Rowsi and Shanna Basler versus Sony de Ville and Chelsea Green. So I'm just at this point, I'm just not watching night too, Okay.

45:36 Keep you are wasting literally wasting my time. After the Mysterio match, You're gonna be like, damn, like this Mysterio match was it? Yeah, You're you're wasting my time at this point. Please stop. I'm gonna take Natalia or shots he to be pin fodder and take Shana Basler and Ronda to win personal Okay, but let's move onto something that's far more interesting, and that would be the hell in a Cell match between Edge and Finn Balor as the Demon. The return of the Demon on the main stage. Good time to return on. Is it flooding the basement? Is it giving flood to you? I mean, fimbaalat is the Demon is definitely giving me a little water in my basement. However, I like Finnbalad the way he is right now, okay, so more of a Prince Davite type field. Yeah, I don't want. I don't want one time only this. It give me six more years for the Demon come back out just a very Edge and that's it, right, put his ass to sleep. That's what this is, right, Like, the Demon's not losing WrestleMania, divine what at WrestleMania.

46:50 He shouldn't, right, and that's the thing, right, he shouldn't. However, that doesn't necessarily mean that he won't, and that's a problem. Yeah, he's right that though Sadly that's where my issue lies because it's like damn like we were. That's why bray Wyatt's fucking gone, like because they just don't know how to do this and they don't really care to. Speaking of Damn, the only sucked at bray where Yeah, yeah, really you don't know if he's there or not. I mean that's also true. He could show up, but I don't know. Wait holait a minute, let me go back to the showcase. So it's who's in the showcase again? So for the men or the women? The men? So the men it's braun Stroman and Ricochet versus the Street profits versus Alpha Academy versus the Viking readers.

47:34 So I've I meant to tell y'all, but I was. I was looking back to my notes because I knew it was something important my day. My favorite of this whole situation was Mace shitting on all of these teams because he was on Twitter and this band came for the Soul. He said, also, we want to buy it because we're not balding, bald or ungroomed. I was also like, wow, girl, like is that why? Though? Is? Because but that's okay. The only thing that I have an issue with is this is that we've probably seen this match in increments in the last what five rows? Well, I'm tired. I'm just tired. I'm sorry I went backwards. Keep going forward please because this I mean, where's the Gunther match? Excuse me? We will get there now. Triple threat for the Icy title, Toron's favorite Gunther defending versus Shamus and Drew McIntire.

48:30 So it's like you're getting clashed at the Castle rerun, but you throw Gunther's chops in there, and honestly, Gunther should win this fucking match. I don't care about what anything, anything else that happens. Gunther needs to retain the belt at WrestleMania. That's my opinion. I don't care. I think Shamus has taken the pin. This would be awesome, although if he loses, that's fine because I know he ain't getting pinned. Am I right or wrong? Please? These look this is like a wet dream for some people. Right, These motherfucker's gonna kill each other and and I'm gonna eat it up because this is the first time I've even see three white men beating the shit out of each other side of a black person. So I Am going to sit back and enjoy these chips in this drink and why she's motherfucker's kill each other because somebody gonna die. Yeah, and that's what I'm want, That's what we want, right and especially because it's for the icy title, like it gives it that more prestige, right M. I don't know who wins. I don't know who benefits to taking this belt. That's gunthan needs to be freed up because Gunther versus Cody needs to be what's common like that should be Mania next year. I'm just saying, point blank, Parrot Gunta at this point has proven himself. He needs to be the heell that's going out of the belt or or him or seth those two. So those are two choices, bro, that match. If that was to happen next

50:01 year at WrestleMania, that shit would be lit gun through versus especially. Give me that, Give me that Detroit, Give me that Detroit, Sam, Yeah, Yeah, give me that shit in Detroit. Let him slap the shit out of Cody, break his back again, take the belt, and then had Cody break it back maybe waiting, you know, we had him do some back and forth. I love I love that, I love that, But I'd be cool if if that means that Drew gets the icy belt because I feel like Drew's a workhorse and that's the workhorse belt. Yeah, but I know, but I definitely think that Shamus has taken the pin regardless of who's winning. I mean, let him take it. Say nobody give a fu Oh wow, all right, let's go to something else here and ginger damn. That's two that's two x. That's two X for you, right, double homicide. Look. Speaking of double homicide, Kevin Owens announced Odd SmackDown that Komania is no longer a thing. It is now wrestles zania Ko and Sammy versus the USO's for the Tag Team Championships. I'm going with wrestle Zanias. I'm going this whole situation is real fake. Oh, this poor boy about to get his asshole stopped out, all of this bullshit Sam Zano went through. This boy about to get booped and gag because Kevin's gonna beat his ass. Do you really think so? Absolutely? Elephant never forgets.

51:29 Hmmm, what do you call it? Him? An offec? That's mean, like, what do you think? Kind of a look more like a warthog. When I see kevinways, I think a poomba. God damn frock like I like Poomba. I'm saying, like, what the fuck Kevin Steen, like, come on, man um, he gives me the fresh um Festival of friendship vibes. We really do it. He just it's just a feeling that like, yo, he gonna turn on this nig at the right time, at the wrong time for him. But it don't feel right and like he feels he do he doing the most. It feel like that that everything that happened. Now you all like wrestles Amia, here's a T shirt for you. I love you, hug me all this shit, it don't It feels fake to me, real fake, like they feel like, all right, I'm gonna get your ass back. You just wait. And it just don't feel right. And I wouldn't be surprised if they lost at WrestleMania too. Absolutely, Kevin always got number six. Send me, he oh, send me back like he owe his taxi. He said, pay me back like his money you spent, bitch. He gonna fuck him up.

52:52 It's common. I mean, we've already seen I don't know. I don't know personally, I don't know, but but but I get how like but I also get that with the story they told anything other than Owens in Zane, you risk the fucking right and you don't want them to the WrestleMania right. So I would say, like, if if that's the course, just go the course right now. We could always turn Kevin Owens later we get we're gonna get to that point. But to WrestleMania mind blood is go ahead and put the belts on them mhm and let them win. Yeah, And that's that right, and then we get a nice little feel good story, you know. Yeah, at home, it's all beautiful, it's all great, you know. So everybody in totally heartbroken when Cody loses, Like god, damn, come on now, don't be like like come on ye, come on playing like that? Mm hmm. All right, Now we get to the coup de kon the final course, the main event of main events, probably the most highly anticipated main event that we've had. I'd tell you the last what two Wrestlemanians. Can we correct me if I'm wrong, But Roman Reigns versus Sammy's or versus Cody Rhodes seems is as the makings of being a classic. I want to see motherfucker's cry fucking let Cody lose,

54:24 damn, even though I mean, for real, seriously, if you let Cody lose, you make it so much money. Just let them lose. Uh, let them get let them get this close inches. I just think, a man, no, No, this is WrestleMania. This is the stage of stages. This is where everything comes to a close. You can't, you can't. You just can't welcome Sammy Zane's baby foot, baby face push for this, don't want to sacrifice nothing. Seventeen still got his baby face push, he's putting bell on. He good coldie. Don't need to win him because I think what I think why I feel start to feel that way because Cody been gone for so fucking long. But to have that long ass break, it's like you like you ain't really telling your story still and then to come back and it's just instantly like picked up where it's left off.

55:30 But you haven't really been telling your story until the last like maybe like two weeks, because we've been still so focused on Sammy's ain't. Yeah, it's like now it don't even feel like Cody versus Roman is the story. It just feels like Cody just picked himself into the bloodline storyline. Hm, so you know what I'm saying. So it don't feel like he don't give off the vibe like, yeah, you should be the one to beat Roman Rights, like nobody else should beat him, but you I don't really have that feeling like for him, Like I don't think a lot of them. I don't think most people do. I think people we love him and everything, but if he if he lost, just build it up for Summer Slam and then do it there. Yeah. I think that's with the story they are telling where it's like, Yo, you ain't ready, my boy, Like you ain't been here, you ain't ready, like you taking matches with my top guy like three days, like three or four days before WrestleMania because you ain't thinking straight. All right, I'm gonna show you what happens at WrestleMania, and he shouldn't. Honestly, he should fucking fail. I think that plays apart with his story. This is the first time he's ever been a WrestleMania main event, but the first time he's been a ww title match.

56:49 Right. He might think he has been all together because he went off and started a hew and everything, but he should come in and he should fall short. That's the money. And then he builds them back up like I I was wrong, I fucked up. I wasn't I really won't ready. Let me get myself ready again, and they have him go on the tear that he should have went on early last year before he got hurt. Let him start beating everybody, then build him back up to where now I was like, oh, okay, Summer Slam, Now you're ready, and let him go ahead and win the Summer Slam. And then if they're smart, they have a heel win money the bank and let them cash in on Cody that same night. And then let's keep the train keep rolling because Cody don't need to hold the belt fabri he have baby faced true and true.

57:36 Let him win it, lose it quickly like Austin used to do, and keep keep having the chase. And then and then give him his mania moment at forty there you go when he when he overtakes Walter and he beats up and Walter gets the belt and he beats Gum for up. There there's your moment. There's your WrestleMania moment, like yeah, yeah for and and and w to be fashion foreign heel too, you know what I mean, Like perfect American nightmare beats the foreign heel. Come on, man, I mean because I feel like if he wins that, if he wins it at something at WrestleMania, we're gonna turn on me. It'll just be a matter of time. Yeah, I'm turn on the next week. What you mean, next podcast? I'm being like, fuck Cody White. But you know what I mean, definitely been fucked her, like you know what I mean, like the fu fuck her, fuck her that the fucking next century. She better not show up on TV if you win. That's where the God and I can not get it, you know, because she probably will show up in the victory celebration with the dog like they're gonna bring the baby out the dog far celebration. Boy. When he went he went that belt, boy, that's fat dustn't showing up, Hm, nodustn't showing up? If you put that if if he comes a gold dust, he shorts hell can show up. He started to whack ass dustin Rose. Keep that show on the

59:07 other channel. You better come be gold dust. Come on, man, Ain't that your boy? And oh and then the night after wrestleman, he break out the new belt. Yeah, like that's why. Now Coldy probably gonna win because yeah, he's been talking too much about the fucking belt. He's gonna be the one to bring that the winged Eagle belt. Okay, all right, that's that's what's up. Then gonna come and slap the ship on his ass and take that shit. I want him to bring the belt out and get slapped two minutes later. That's what I want to see after. That's crazy, bro, that's whack. I'm just saying, like Toron's been talking about this new belt for the last two years roughly, and we finally have the opportunity to do it with Cody Rhodes, and he's like, nahum, we're keeping this belt. The tribal chiefs like, oh, let no, okay, let Cody win tomorrow. Let Cody win next week.

1:00:09 I'm sorry, at the end of the week, that's fine. Let him win. I'm just saying, somebody become punch him in his face instantaneously. Oh yeah, it needs to be challenged almost immediately for sure. Right, nobody should be okay with that shit in the back. Nobody, do you start treating Cody like the enemy at that point, right, and that should be the story. That should be the story. You haven't been here for this much time, like you really haven't been here forever you left us, like and now you're supposed to be representing us. No, no, sir, you know what I mean. And like that will be like a like it'll be perceived as a heal thing by fans and stuff, but ultimately, like if you know, you know, and that's that this dude got took the challenge and fucking took the ball, ran with it and then immediately ran back. And the thing is, it's like you got to find the right one to represent that locker room to do it. And I don't know if it's Rains. I really don't. I don't think it is. I think it's I don't. Is it Rollins maybe? I mean we've seen Brains need to Rescueasy for a little bit. Brains did the thing like, um, he's your yeah, he's your post COVID MVP. Yeah, Rains did his thing like we hated him for a long time, like when they actually gave him as an opportunity to be Roman Rains and killed him. So I don't know who I don't know who that person is. It could be theory if they do it the right way. Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be cool. I'd be cool. Like, see, this is the hype of thing that kills me because I feel like Dean Ambrose would have been the perfect character to do this because it's basically what he's been doing, what he's doing

1:01:43 now actually in real life at anw I mean other than bleeding. Yes, yeah, well ok, handle, you know it is what it is like he's now Rick Flair, Like what do you expect, oh dear, yeah, rough, yeah, as you Rick Flair without the interest and shit like swinging your dick like a helicopter. All right, dreamer, we're gonna need you to I mean, I don't know who it could be. Man, there's so many different options too. Do you have a sit back in one that if we actually sensor this show how many bleaks that will be? I tried it at one time. It was pretty annoying. Thanks Kevin, Thanks Kevin Dunn for not being annoying. Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. This is this is like, you know, we can get away with it right now because because Turner ain't Turner ain't tuning in so God damn man, this is gonna irritate me, like who it could possibly be? Unfortunately, I think Riddle's still out right, so he can't even be in the conversation.

1:02:45 Yeah, he'll fucking he ain't got time for w W right now. Maybe Gargano, No, no, no, we canna get a d y e rest night. I'd be cool with it's chomp clear. Oh don't know, yeah, because they ain't doing enough with Johnny right now. So dy reunion to be nice? Hm hm, oh my goodness. I mean I don't know, I don't know. That's tough. Can't be Yeah, you're right, can't be. G I mean, if McIntyre loses, maybe we could get that. I don't know, plenty of options. You just hear looking at the steam come out of your ears because we don't even care at this point. I'm just thinking, that's all. I just get in that mode, right. You won't thinking when you left that mustache on your face, So while you all of a sudden you think, looking like you're about to unclogged somebody's toilet. Mario next week, Look if Mario Campole, why can't I you know what I mean? Like because I don't got them eyebrows into into and Mara's pulling the same dumb bitch older time, like damn facts, like you ain't heard of Mario pulling Daisy or Rosalina? Dyin't with that shit?

1:04:19 He not? It's peace dumb ass all the time, right, and Rosalina is stacked. Let's talk about Rosalina? Why we ain't chasing that? Where been what she got? The Mariah carry like I ought to be friends with Rosalina, bitch, and the daisies with Luigi so like he's got no chance. Come on, but I'm trying to figure out what about ain't sa that's the right each anyway, she keeps going back to the black dude. She's like, I'm going back to the bowser like right, he ain't taking her, She's going back exactly. Come on, yo, that's for the streets. Mario, like, catch the hint, my friend, catch the hint. What about what about old girl that they brought back for for Odyssey?

1:05:16 Pauline? Paul ain't could get into thank you yes sir, But Mario ain't trying to hear that. He's still she's the other brunette in the Mario fandom. Well I'm just saying, if you ain't talking about Rosalinea, you ain't doing it right, like, because that's the only one that mattered m and maybe that walked into something like it got to be something with it, like because it's like for the same two niggas for like thirty years, they keep trying to get that pussy. It got to be something to it, like that power flower, right, and and then you know, I don't know if it's been confirmed in that, but I'm sure Bowsers is hers anyway, right, oh my god. In his introduction in Mario Sunshine, he does say, Mama peach so right, okay, yeah, yeah, So like, damn, Mario, you she got a whole kid. Fuck you still chasing that for ain't even yours? Like I mean, because the pussy so good when you threw up in the air to an invincible star, like, so that's why he want then, But she also doesn't have a custody of the kids, So she fought the streets. You want social unfit mom, like yeah, like you know how you know how fucked up a woman has to be to lose custody of the kids, Like the course do everything to let the mama have the kids. You you gotta be for that.

1:06:46 The daddy got the kids, Mario, leave her alone from the Mushroom Kingdom. My god, she's a drug dealer. Like, what are you done? She's a queen's a freaking princess, and she can't keep her kids. That's tough, Like you mean and tell me she just can't have one of them? Told raising she got them doing everything fucking else. I'm trying to tell you. The pussy trash. That's that's that's like, that's what's wrong right now. It's the pussy is trash. And we keep trying to we keep trying to talk past Rosalina like period, she the truth, like they knew they were doing it design her. That's I'm gonna leave y'all with this.

1:07:30 What the black people that in the Mushroom Kingdom? That's where's the black people? I don't know? Are we supposed to be the goom bust the movie? Is that? It is that what we're supposed to be boycott in the movie? Okay, like the old goddamn thing. God damn, wow, I mean doesn't Key and people, Yeah, it doesn't. Michael Key Brown is he brown? He's from Keim Biel. No, it's the mushroom. He playing brown. I ain't trying to see it. Boycott that shit. I'm done, Like Yadim is listening. Bowser is black, okay, like he's a brother death Stro from Death Stro from g I Joe Black, Baroness, Baroness, Spanish woman, okay, even though they're painted her white Tela from He Man, she is thick. She ain't white, she's something else. She mixed like I'm just trying to say ultimate I'm sorry, Jazz sound wave black black black, really yes, I'm not familiar with the Transformers.

1:08:47 Lord, so you get Chatara from ThunderCats black. I'm just trying to tell you Panthro black like, I'm just trying to let y'all know a little from Dragon Ball black. And he's a good father. Facts facts that didn't Goku oh facts, that's right. Goku is the most trash ass dad, Like I ain't never but geta about the dad than he is. Like yeah, that's without a doubt, like that's like, that's that's not even saying much like hm, But look, let me tell y'all something. We're about to double down. What's the y'all again? It's week goofy black. Sadly, yes, okay, sadly. We don't speak on We don't speak on that too much, right we claim Max, we don't claim so, so that's the case. The maybe Max's mom is black, maybe not goofy.

1:09:47 Then oh she definitely black, like right, yeah, I think she was. She was. Oh, she definitely black. She assisted because goofy out here just goofy as hell and usually checks goofy ass dudes like goofy white dude's pull. Right, that's it, that's what they do, right you. We know you try it, we succeed. I'm trying to see you hit a successful one out in the park. But that's what I'm trying to see. Oh dear, plenty of time, fellas, plenty of time. M Mmm, don't just don't bring me back the white baby, because I want to tell you all about it. That would be actually funny. I'd be like, yo u yikes, like that don't look like me, you know what? Thank God? Anyway, Jake, tell them what they can find us. So you can find us on Instagram at the hardest part of the ring with an underscore. You can find us on Facebook at the same name The Hardest part of the ring. Find us on Twitter talk to Javannah myself at the Hardest Underscore Pod on Twitter. You can also hit subscribe to this YouTube channel. And last, but not least, you can always call us with any comments, questions, concerns with advice or anything like that. And that phone number is seven five seven eight two four eight one. And as for the Monday night hot line, these generally we got a lot of stuff going on this weekend. We got shows that will be happening immediately after Night one and two of WrestleMania. Who's gonna be on? I don't know.

1:11:15 That's kind of the fun. It's kind of like a lottery. But I know I'll be there for both of them, and that's what matters the most. You know what I'm saying, I'm sorry, what what you matter? I know I'll be there. When did you start mattering? Though? M Did I sign off on that? Look? All I'm saying is ask any Republican and they'll say that I matter. Okay, whoa Okay? All right? Well the franchise tribition will be on the show good or as a caveat as well. Fuck white people, you know what I'm saying, Like like he didn't get me a birthday gift, so that's why he tried to do all of it, that is true, but at least got the desk done, so that's almost ready to go its needs, like I think we were almost Like honestly, it's ready for installed, right for my white husband, got it, dude, Like Okay, likes still not about me, I understand, but cool yikes, yikes uh anyway, see yuh everybody, everybody all right until next time. Bye,