Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood

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Thanks right, like talking to some
of you. Going for the boobs today

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is brought to you by fuck around
and find out. The more you fuck

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around, the more you find out. Yes, lord, m hmm.

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Absolutely. How are y'all, gentlemen? Doing pretty good? Pretty good?

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How about yourself? I'm just okay. I see you already ready to go

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Javar. You got a little Rossimania
shirt giving us all. I'm prepared.

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I'm ready. This is like Christmas, like may a moment, right,

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you know. So we're not gonna
do the audience. We're gonna go ahead

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and get right into it. So
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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welcome to the hardest part of the
ring with the master of mischief, mister

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Monday Night Allow bitches. And then
he's excited because everybody's gonna be inside of

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him this weekend. It is Hollywood
to Kobe. Is their paupers apparently so

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where we're getting in this context?
But hey whatever, and it's mustache is

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guest starring this week too, and
last but not least, nothing wrong with

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the mustache. I am the man
that runs the brand. I am the

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fucking franchise Toron Bishop and together with
our powers combined, we make the hardest

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part of the ring when you get
your wrestling news with a little sarcasm in

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satire, all the satire, all
the sarcasm. Where does the applause go

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on this girl? If you ain't
got it right by this week, I'll

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just find somebody else to do it. You know, Like, this is

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how I feel you. You have
two weeks to get this ship together most

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of the time, and you fail
every time. No, I mean,

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I mean it's it's not it's somewhat
there, you know. Anyway, let's

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get into some quick news before we
get into many a weekend. I just

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want to discussin chick magnet punk.
Stop stop what stop? What give us

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context? Stop? What? Just
stop being just petty. I mean,

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like, look, we're in a
place where you could come back. People

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might accept you. But the more
you take your giant foot and put it

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in your mouth, it's gonna just
draw negative attention. Remember you're like forty

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something years old. It's not about
you anymore. It's about using your fame,

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your your your power, your authority, your leverage to elevate others.

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Right, that's what it's about.
I mean, I know you want to

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get your side of the story out. I get that, but this week's

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if you put a tweet out there, or you put a story out there,

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why take it down put people's feeling
hurt. That's if I call you,

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I'm a bitch. I'm standing by
it. That's you know what you

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write, that's true. But but
I'm but I'm sure. Tony Kahn was

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like, hey, m nigga,
what I'm trying to smooth this all over?

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Chill out? Dangn Like, I
mean, I get it, but

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like, where is it in this
point in the game. Like I would

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love to see see him point back
at a It'd be fun, you know

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what I mean, Like this could
be a whole storyline, chop it up,

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let's go. But he just playing
the dangerous game and I just gonna

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like it. It's unbecoming of somebody
of his status. M hmmm. It's

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also it's also up becoming with somebody
with a weak ass jaw that got knocked

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out how many times in UFC?
So you need to sit down and shut

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up and collect your coins. Yeah, is a very valid point, Like

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you can't be talking this level of
shit knowing good as well. Somebody flick

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you in the day I'm chinning,
you're gonna be out cold like, you

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can't do this, Like, he
gotta understand that he dies the bullet.

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Could he? Could you imagine if
during this whole broad thing, Kenny Omega

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knocked that nigg out, he'd never
be a boy and we never hear the

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end of it. He never ever
showed his face again. Absolutely night.

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He better chill out, chill like, because he can't come back here.

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Nah, bro, you can't come
back over the entertainment side of shit.

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We don't. We can't deal with
you right now. We got a home.

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Bullshit, go you have to stay
there big at work or just think

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you really think so? We ain't
bring that nigga bad Oh, it would

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It would take a high level.
It would take something really major to warrant

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w W at this point in the
game to be like, come on back

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see him Pump, because I think
if they did, it would have happened

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already. He wouldn't never, he
wouldn't be that right now. They would

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have just brought him back. We
might be looking at Rome and Rains versus

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see him punk at Russell Madia.
I love I love Cody, but if

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you brought seem bump bump back to
WWE. Yo day, gonna flip that's

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it? Nah, fuck on,
Cody, you can go for the US

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belt. Ain't nothing wrong with but
we got pump back like it's a rap.

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But ain't nothing wrong with the idea
of having him come back, you

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know what I mean the main event
WrestleMania forty. I'm about to try to

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see his old dusty broke down,
broke foot, broke back, broke face,

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asked forty, like it ain't even
that. I don't do Do you

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think that he came back, Dave
w W wouldn't be going through the same

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bullshit. You think he wouldn't trip
on somebody else. I don't know though,

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that's yes, yeah, it's the
same man. It's like he I

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don't know. I just don't think, like, yes, I think the

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structure is a little better now on
WWE than it was before. Okay,

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I think if he can if he
and Triple H could get along, I

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think I think that's one thing.
I think it could work. But if

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it happened there, who's this?
It has happened in ww once before.

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Who the sailing ship? He wouldn't
come back and it happened again? Right,

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it ain't even right now where everything
they got going on with Vince and

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the sale and all this, they
don't need all that drama, nab heat

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that over there for right now.
Let us get our ship together, right

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then we'll talk. Then we'll talk
about this. Okay. So following up

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and and still staying on that that
uh level of news. So Moxley there

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doubles down and uh goes on social
media. Well, goes on the session

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his wife's show. It has a
conversation about just the energy in a w

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and he's based saying he never really
say anything about aw this negative. He

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said he spent about eight years on
the the indies, a couple of years

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in developmental and eight years straight in
wwe UM and then he said, um,

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he doesn't know because if it's social
media that blows things out of a

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portion. But you know, like
basically it's like high school. Oh yeah,

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but it's always been that way,
right, It's always been political like

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that. I mean that dates back
to the click right. But it's also

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telling that that's one of the things
Punk said, right right, that was

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that was the whole that's pretty much
the whole basis of punk flipping the fuck

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out because young kids acting like this
is high school and don't know how to

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how to talk and three people and
act. And he's saying Boxon says the

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same thing, Like right, that's
what I'm saying. It's like, okay,

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like this is still the same issues. But like I think the common

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denominator here is that Vince Greed has
always let it slide because the normally the

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popular kids in high school, the
ones that are drawn the most money.

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Facts, facts, And that's why
you ain't him pup getting fired yet Tony

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even knows like an he can make
me some money. Right. Also,

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like these kids the Bucks Hangman Page, even kids to a certain extent,

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they ain't really on that level yet
they hit WWE, so yeah, to

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be rejected him at one time,
they're big outside of the big bubble.

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But right, so they need to
sit down and shut up too and not

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be problem children so they can have
that opportunity to go be great in WWE

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on the big stage. Exactly.
You see what I'm saying. It's multiple

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levels of fuck up here. It's
just it's not cute. I mean,

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don't get me wrong, We're gonna
sil them regardless of what they do.

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Because we just want to stick at
the age. But don't worry about it,

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because a w will stick it to
themselves. Jabbarn. You know they

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will stick it. You think so
absolutely, They're gonna stick it so far

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up their own ass it's gonna be
ridiculous. Thankfully, Jeff Jared decided to

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decline the title writer they gave him, so it doesn't show you that AW

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is gonna eventually stick it up their
own ass. What does Wait? Wait,

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they were gonna give Jared the belt? Yeah damn and he said no,

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Yeah, that means he's turned over
a new leaf. You see,

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this isn't the same Jeff Jared.
Right then he needs to go back to

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be the old Double Jay because damn
it, they need him with that belt.

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Wait, which belt we're talking?
Which belt we're talking? Hold on

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the title? The world title?
Yes, yeah, bat money, I'm

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with it. I'm old for mj
if I'm sorry, y'all put the belt

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on Double j and it's it's hard
for everybody. Can you start calling people

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slap nuts and speaking about play.
Unfortunately, Josh Alexander had to relinquish this

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Impact Championship due to a tricept tear, which is you know, the norm

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in the world of professional wrestling.
So um, speedy recovery to that gentleman.

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I hope he gets well soon they're
having a match with UM Steve Macklin.

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I think Kashita going for a new
title, go for the tight opportunity.

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So that's that's gonna be fun.
But you know, it sucks.

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Josh Alexander had a great story.
They told a great story with him,

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great growth, great everything, and
held a title. Probably one of the

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best impact champions I don't seen in
a while. UM, one of the

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most deservative in my opinion. So
it's him kind of go out with an

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injury like that just gives us the
opportunity to come back stronger. Yeah,

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he can come back and leave and
pack. Okay, we've been saying that

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forever though. Yeah, because it's
time to go now. Now you're getting

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hurt and you're getting bad injuries.
Nah, come on over before it's too

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late. He said, good,
something like you know what money night,

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you got the right cinema. It's
time for us to go right now and

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take a quick So I have just
heard that a grown ass man just the

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hottest hot sauces you possibly could get
Buffalo While Wings, which is probably not

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that hot. Why don't on his
asshole? What? Yep, that's what

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he did doing press Gigi Dolan,
damn wait wait wait wait wait what yes?

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Bro, Yes, he admitted that
with her. She told the story

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about when they were like, I'm
about to get ready to go on this

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road trip together. It's like their
first ever road trip, just the two

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of them to New York from I'm
presuming Atlanta, and his ass stopped at

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Buffalo Wild Wings. They just got
a side sauce of the blazing sauce and

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he rubbed it on his asshole just
because he just because in the restaurant,

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well, I think probably like in
the car, or maybe like in the

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bathroom, he thought he about to
get his ass eighty y'all nasty yat,

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so he thought that decided to put
hot sauce on it. That's I'm just

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assuming that's what he thought. Girl, Like, I'm assuming that he just

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did it or something like that.
You know what, Jake, I love

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how you just defend your white brother. You said he did that to stay

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awake. Yeah, it's a thirteen
hour car ride, so you out here

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rubba hot sauce on your asshole to
stay awake. No, not me,

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not me, but it's Darby Allen. He's a fucking psycho. That's that

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bangs your girl, That's all I'm
saying. So look, look, anyway,

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we all have mistakes. I mean, Ard, we can go back

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through some of your old xes.
Oh oh oh, Coll, I'm hurt

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you up now. I was not
expected. First of all, Um,

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You've been pretty honest and open about
that on this platform. I'm just saying

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that every ex that I've had has
been upgraded, okay, like, yeah,

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yeah, I'm except for one,
right, and I mean upgraded from

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me because again, like they've just
I've upgraded them because they've been in my

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presence. Let's keep that a buck, okay, including the current uh my

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current husband, uh Nathan Bishop,
Okay, like, and I warned him

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if he ever tries to leave me, he'll be fat too. So if

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that, if that's if that's the
destiny that you want, you can try,

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you know. I mean, speaking
of fat, I just had my

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birthday a couple of weeks ago,
and I feel like I'm just getting fatter,

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which it's okay because I'm going on
that no eat diet. Like you

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know what I mean, like,
fuck about the fast right right about.

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We gotta get it down, girl, We gotta lose about fifteen. We

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can't be out here with the freshman
fifteen at forty over forty, you know,

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like we can't. Uh, that
ain't me. Okay, that ain't

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that ain't a good look. Yeah, that's somebody else, you know what

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I'm saying. Right, you know, they probably all band together and gave

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me the fat curse back. That's
what they probably all did. But that's

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okay. Anyway, Evil League of
Exes, It's right, evil lead of

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League of Exes. Anyway. Look, I mean, you got some hot

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news and hot situations going on because
everybody about to be in your city.

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Were you about to be throwing out
the poppers? Oh the hamp Oh that's

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throwing them all out. This is
this is thrown out the poppers. It's

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like Oprah of poppers. Like you
get one and you get some, and

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you get some and don't do that
to them, you know. Oh,

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unless it's consensual. Oh okay,
yep. And the hardest part of the

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ring. We believe in consent.
Unless it's Jake. We just fucking rape

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this feelings whatever we feel like it
I'd rather have raped feelings anyway. Welcome

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ladies and gentlemen to wrestle Mania thirty
nine. Wrestle Mania Hollywood. I don't

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know what celebrities are going to show
up for this because the Rock ain't coming,

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and I don't think the Rocks should
want to come because I don't know

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if everybody knows about this, but
the dirty laundry that's been been spewed out

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about Dwayne lately has been pretty,
um, pretty not cute, like like,

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I'm sorry that you decided to play
a bad guy in the DC universe

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and pretend that he's a hero.
And then when they were like, hey,

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you should probably like be a bad
guy and show up in Shazam,

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and he's like, now I'm okay, I'm good. I don't need to

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recruit. Like I was just like, I don't know me frustrating. I

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was like, okay, like you
know, She's am was Sham two was

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bad, but like Rock wouldn't have
made it much better. But at the

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same time too, like don't be
shipping on other people's shit, especially if

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it benefits you, damn. So
let me ask you all the question before

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we start talking about Wressellmania So what
what make y'all sports entertained? Cardi B

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Showing up? Oh shit? Oh
right, that came out of left you

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wrong? I mean, let's be
honest, like everything would be funny.

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She's been she was supposed to show
up at the one last year? Okay,

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so that making sports entertained? Okay, Well, what will be something

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that would shock you? There?
If Cardi B showed up? But no,

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Like for me, a sports entertaining
match would probably be if all right,

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let's put on a tinfoil tinfoil hat
here. If Logan and Jake Paul

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somehow weans their way into the Tag
Team Championship match on Night two and beat

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Kevin Owens and Sammy Zane to take
the titles or cost them the titles at

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WrestleMania, okay, because like we
already know, the Paul brothers are gonna

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be like huge heels if, if, and when Jake ever shows up in

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WWE. But I don't want to
see. I don't want to see Jake

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as a WW superstar because this person
out they came out of a fucking toaster

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oven. I mean, yes,
that's true, but I think Logan can

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kind of carry him from that.
I mean we've seen that before. I

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mean we see it every week with
street profits. So oh okay, all

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right, Javan even knows what I'm
talking about. But the same question for

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you, Huh, what was shock
me? I think they're roaming winning.

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Yeah, that'd be big, even
though even though I think I'm at the

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point why I think he should now, But that would shock me because I

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feel like we're going we're heading into
coldy winning. But I would be shocked

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if they pulled the trick. I
was like, and not not yet,

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that'd be why. That'd be actually
super black, right, Like my shocking

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moment is Roman winning clean? Yeah, like that would people would die,

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like literally they would die in the
stadium, and I would love it.

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I would eat it up. Yeah. Slow clap, that'd be crazy,

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dude, slow fucking clap, dude, Like, slow fucking clap. That

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would be so whacked to the point
where I never even thought that was a

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possibility. Then he said the backlash
tickets, good job, be like,

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sorry, Dustin, maybe this time
right? Um, all right, but

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Jacoby take us away. Okay,
So, as we've established already WrestleMania is

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it Saturday. The possibilities are endless, as they are every year. It's

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the Showcase of the Immortals. It
is the Showcase of the showcases. It

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is wrestling Professional Wrestling super Bowl.
Everybody's going to be in California at the

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same time. Whether you're a part
of GCWA, all of it is happening,

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right. We start off Night one
with a United States Championship match.

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Austin Theory defends against the Goat for
the two thousands into the two into the

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early twenty tens. Jonathan not a
Marine Sina? What girl you Patty Wow?

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All I'm saying is Jonathan is not. I don't think Jonathan's gonna win

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this match. I truly don't think
Sena is gonna win. I think this

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is Austin Theories night and this will
be like the last stitch effort to really

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make him like one of the bigger
heels in the company. Do you guys

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kind of agree with that? Like? What are we thinking after John Cena

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buried him with that golden shovel,
stuck it straight up his ass. Austin

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has to win. He has to, right. If he doesn't, it's

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crazy that see, That's what I'm
saying, Like, and what benefit does

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John Cena winning have you know what
I mean, Like, it doesn't do

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anything for Austin theory, it doesn't
do anything for Sena even because he's part

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time. So it's fun to see
him, but ultimately I don't think it's

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gonna matter. Right. The only
thing that matters if if John Cena was

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to win in the Continental Championship,
right, but he hasn't touched him.

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Winning doesn't really matter, right,
it could matter fantasy booking wise, it's

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just Theory the Nigga feral. It
could matter is if you have seen a

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win that belt. Then he shows
up on Monday night and be like,

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hey, remember the US Open Challenge. M get back and Braun Breaker come

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down that ring and beat that ass
real quick. It's almost a ruthless aggression

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at his squash match when we out. That's why it could matter if he

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ain't if they feeling like Theory really
ain't the do Let's just and now you

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can get the same place with Theory
winning, because I would have Theory beat

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seeing it, and he would come
out all night too, be like,

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Hey, I'm gonna do an Open
challenge because this is my night, this

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is my WrestleMania, and then Braun
come out there and Rustlemania beat that ass

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and now you got already made a
few. Yeah, with theory now being

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a hill, I actually would be
pretty cool, to be honest, both

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of those dudes something to do for
a while. But on the other end,

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too, who's to say that that
open challenge person wouldn't be J White?

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Facts? I mean right, you
know you feel me? And I

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think if J White beat John Cena
night too to night raw like that shit

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would be wild. Tony kind of
loses the coup in the punching air like

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that should have been me, me, that punching air. I love that.

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Oh my goodness. All right,
fellows, let's move on to kind

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of this one could actually be somewhat
fun. I've been seeing a lot of

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discourse about this this feud and about
how people actually are into it. Personally,

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I don't see it, But then
again, maybe you guys can change

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my mind. Brock Lessner versus almost
Yes, see, That's what I'm saying.

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I don't get it. I don't
get it. Why because this big

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sweaty men true, the big man
juices ramped. Oh Jesus Christ boy,

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Like, wasn't that supposed to be
lashly? Like? Remember that remember when

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Lashly eliminated him from the Royal Rumble
and now he's in the Andre the Giant

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Battle Memorial on Friday. Little boy, life comes at you fast, don't

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it? Like? Right, don't
care, bro they are not fair to

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these people, right, So help
me to understand why should I care about

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this? Right? Well, that's
another thing too, Like is this match

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just? Is this match just to
watch brock Lessner throw around big dudes?

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Or is this match that's all this
is? I need I need to hurt

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business. I need to hurt business
for union jab. I need to hurt

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business for reunion, and I need
to a reunion of Okay, a reunion

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what nigga's getting together? No,
hmm, it'd be cool for Shelton.

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Okay, okay, here's the problem
right here. All right, First off,

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if we're gonna do this, hurt
business saying we're gonna do this,

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right, So no shelting and no
century y'all weight, deadweight, get the

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fuck out of here. I ain't
Bobby. You can come, and you

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can come. I might let almost
stay because he's biggest fucking out so you

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know you can stay. But you
know what, if we're gonna do this

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I'm gonna need Carmelo and trick.
You need to do this right. We're

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gonna need to break up the street
prophets and whichever wanted going. He'll give

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me hell, give me dalking.
It's gotta be king. I can make

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something out of dalking. We'll let
montest for be the baby face and give

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me a new hurt business, something
different. I don't need the same old

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stuff because the same old stuff won't
that great before. We just like it

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because they won't give me the cookout. Nigga, Yes, I don't do

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it. Do it right, like
give me the cookout. Let's let's do

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it right. No type of asks
in that group, man, No type

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of No type a woman in that
group, bro ain't none like unless I'm

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you call it Kaden Carter. Okay, you know what, If last Legend

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is ready, I'll bring her up
to She could be part of it.

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If she ran, I we'll see
because I can't have another bee fab on

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my hands. Nah, if you're
ready, she can come. If not,

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stay that, stay your ass down
in your next tea and learn.

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I can't I can't argue with that
one. Ultimately, though, who do

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you think is you think it's we
all three kind of agree it's gonna be

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Brock show. Yeah, yeah,
just throw that. That's all we come

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before. We want to see him
hear the GERMANO almost and pick him up

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and hear the F five we out
there. Okay, I kind of got

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punked on Monday. I'm not gonna
lie. He kind of got punked.

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Yeah. We just want y'all to
believe that he caught a straight boot to

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the face and sold it. And
I was kind of shocked. I was

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like, damn, okay, which
means that Brock's probably having a lot of

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fun with this, But I think
that has to do with the money than

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anything. He ain't gotta do shit
for real, real, Like, dude,

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ain't jumping and flipping the fuck around
and stuff. You gotta come out

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there every week and do a bunch
of stuff. Just speaking of speaking of

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that, not doing a lot of
stuff. Toron's favorite women's wrestler of all

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time, Miss Jeckie Lynch. She's
teaming up with two of the quotes of

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their generation to take on Bailey's ass
and the rest of Damage Control, and

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based on further developments that we've discovered
this week in regards to miss Eo Sky.

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I'm going with damage control just because
the agina was out. Oh my

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god. Like, I don't know
if you know this, but a lot

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of the Japanese women's stars do that. Like like Oscar said that if she

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wasn't gonna be a pro wrestler,
she was gonna be a porn star,

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like dead ass. Like that's a
quote. Now we see why Kenny love

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that shit so much. Oh he
he was on this something. Okay,

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eat y'all to though jump yea.
Look, I'm also go hot take Billy

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yahs. Ain't that fat dang bro? You're gonna tell c J. It's

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the pants. It is the pants, do help? I'm not gonna Yes,

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that is a actual true state.
It's the pans. Why y'all out

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here hyping this girl up, make
her think she got some fucking full set

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of games. She ain't gotta be
Anca bell Air well, yes, that's

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just true, or Naomi for that
matter. I mean, she ain't gotta

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well, she gotta lexa bliss.
She gotta she gotta bliss. That's yeah,

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that's a that's that tear right right, you know what I mean?

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But Oscar got a little bit more
cheeks than her. Yeah, I mean

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Oscar uses it as a weapon.
I don't know if I can go that

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far. No, No, Oscar
on the cheeks. Nah, I don't

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think I go that far. Oscar
got a little bit big, barely got

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more than that. She just it's
just baby tree like she name on me.

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No, she ain't right to know
you ain't. She ain't on that

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level head everybody else baby blowing her
hand up, and I'm like, stop

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gaslighting this bitch. It's not it's
I mean, it's a booty so fat

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like, but it's not like oh
like you know, we're gonna be like,

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we're gonna need we're gonna need a
barely in a bathing suit pit just

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to settle this for real outside of
the wrestling gear and see what it is

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right now. Give me that,
Give me that. But as for the

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match, I mean, christ is
gonna be dusty now used and abuse.

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My friend's gonna be out and them
Becky Lynch's gonna be Backy Lynch. So

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I really don't care about this match. Get them belt back to them girls,

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stop playing games. Yeah, I
agree. Um, I'm gonna damage

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control, as I've already stated so, and I think we all kind of

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agree. All right, Now,
let's go to a real woman's match,

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right, let's go to the actual
one that's gonna be like a banger,

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Oscar versus Bianca bel Air for the
Raw Winds Championship in Bianca bell go three

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for three. I don't know,
I truly don't know. I say no.

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I think it's she can't handle Oscar. Look, I like that,

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I like a go ahead. I
think that's the story they should tell.

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I think we should get back to
that point. Like, because let's face

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it, if if she beats Oscar, then who's left, right, because

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we are going to SmackDown. So
what we're gonna do her and Becky again,

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her and Elly again, Let Oscar, let Oscar get this one and

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let her have a little bit of
a rain. Bianca is gonna be there

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old ways, and we can always
go back to her, right right,

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something different. Now, I love
Bianca on the climb, right, So

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when I'm watching Bianca work our way
up, like, I'm all about that

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life. So I think Bianca need
to take this l because I just enjoy

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her more. When she chasing Jesus, that's what she do, that's the

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that's the that's the curse of being
a good baby face. Yeah. Yeah,

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Now when they want her to go, he'll you put on and let

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them run rampant. We're not ready
for that one that he'll runs gonna be

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legendary, right, No, come
on now, come on now, it'll

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be it'll be Actually, it'll be
better than Sasha Banks's. That's my hot

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tea. Oh you know what.
Here, here's a hot take for you.

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You're ready. W W don't know
how to book black people anyway,

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Okay, let's keep the whole hell
of a buck here. They don't like,

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like, I'm sorry, like we
still sit here. As for the

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hurt business, like, they don't
don't have to book black people. I

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could only imagine the whitewashed version of
hell yall on what they really should be

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here? Look, this man never
want to get ever. What they don't

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like, he'll be I mean,
like they don't, they don't, they

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really don't like it. Seem like
every black dude, every black person don't

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get book right, like except for
an n XT. And maybe maybe that's

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maybe that's it. Maybe because Triple
H was n XT, black people got

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booked better, so maybe it might
work here. But I hold my whole

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stock because like it passed like twelve
months for black people ain't been good for

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real, for real youth right,
like they've been good in a long way

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00:32:58.160 --> 00:33:01.319
since Monday Night Black. You know, oh boy, that that was such

403
00:33:01.319 --> 00:33:08.200
a happy time and raw underground.
You know what I mean? Stop stop

404
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:16.720
talking, boy, because shaneing them
strip us. Oh my god. All

405
00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:21.799
right, so let's uh so now
we get to uh to another one that

406
00:33:21.880 --> 00:33:27.480
actually could be this the the show
stealer for Night one, and that's Seth

407
00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:32.240
freaking Rollins versus Logan Paul. What
do we think? What do we think?

408
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:35.799
Doesn't matter? Are we excited?
I mean, come on now,

409
00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:40.559
I mean I was. And what
I'm gonna say about this match is we

410
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:45.759
are all winners. Like, yeah, we're all winners. It's no I

411
00:33:45.799 --> 00:33:50.279
don't even want to say who gonna
win. We all win. Logan Paul's

412
00:33:50.279 --> 00:33:52.480
gonna have a good time. Seth
Rollin's gonna have a good time. It's

413
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:57.799
gonna be a whole bunch of fucker. We gonna be going on m spot

414
00:33:57.880 --> 00:34:01.599
monking in the right way. I'm
gonna go down in this match here.

415
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:08.360
We all win. I agree,
I agree one hundred percent. I think

416
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:14.320
that it's going to be a super
fun athletic match. Falls to the wall,

417
00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:16.880
has that potential. We've seen that
Logan's not afraid to do anything,

418
00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:22.840
and Seth we know as kind of
crazy as it is. So I say,

419
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:24.159
when the two worlds collide, I
think we're all in for a treat

420
00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:29.960
and I'm so excited. Let's just
keep everybody healthy, that's all. Yeah,

421
00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:35.199
that's true. Now we move on
to the main event, Charlotte Flair

422
00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:40.599
defending her SmackDown Women's Championship against the
Royal Rumble winner Riha Ripley aka Mommy.

423
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:47.440
Tell me why I'm taking Mommy,
bro, I'm taking Mommy on too.

424
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:54.039
Mommy is the leader of Judgment Day. Yeah, I think that that's at

425
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:57.800
this point. I don't think that's
up for debate. Man, Like she's

426
00:34:57.880 --> 00:35:00.679
just her and Dominic. That's their
group. I mean, they really don't

427
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:06.320
need priests and they really don't need
valor at this point. They just gotta

428
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:12.000
keep the act together, that's all. Like I'm just I'm all about it.

429
00:35:12.039 --> 00:35:16.519
I can't. I'm taking Mommy because
space Charlotte, ain't you. I'm

430
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:20.559
taking Mommy. Make Charlotte mad so
she can go start ripping it up,

431
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:24.840
Javan, you have a defense for
Charlotte flair or no. I could care

432
00:35:24.920 --> 00:35:31.199
less about this match. I honestly
can, because it's it's for real.

433
00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:38.719
The women's matches are wrong. Okay, it really should be Bianca Ria,

434
00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:46.360
Charlotte Oscar. Mhmm, because we
don't want to cheer Charlotte. We don't,

435
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:51.639
we really don't want we really don't
want to share Charlotte. Yeah,

436
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:55.039
she should be facing Oscar, who
we want a chair and let Oscar get

437
00:35:55.039 --> 00:36:00.639
her wing back. M h And
Bianco and Ria should honestly be the batch

438
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:05.880
the women's title match at Wrestleman's That
that's the one. Yeah. And Riya's

439
00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:09.679
heel, she can keep playing the
heel instead of being now like this quasi

440
00:36:09.760 --> 00:36:20.400
baby face against against the ultimate baby
face and Bianca, Right, that's that's

441
00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:24.199
what these women's matches should be.
Right because because Oscar Charlotte had no Ria,

442
00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:30.280
Charlotte has felt weird since from the
jump, because because baby face Charlotte

443
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:34.199
just ain't it right. Probably,
yeah, like she's one of these people

444
00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:36.400
that, you know what, you
should never be a baby face. It

445
00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:39.239
just don't work for you. Randy
Orton, Yeah, exactly, it don't

446
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:43.920
work. And even with Randy Like
it works, but only because we took

447
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:47.880
he got riddle. Yeah, I
love Riddle like. And I don't think

448
00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:51.039
you can. I don't think there's
a woman out there you could put with

449
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:53.440
Charlotte. Now get us to cheer
Charlotte. I like the Bianca to it.

450
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:58.880
I don't know, man, I
feel like there might be one like.

451
00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:01.000
I don't. I can't think of
one like that will make us start

452
00:37:01.039 --> 00:37:07.559
sharing Charlotte for real? Lacey,
okay, Oh what a mother a mother

453
00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:14.039
daughter team? They put our heartstrings. Nope, it ain't. No,

454
00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:17.239
it's just because we want to watch. That's what it comes down to.

455
00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:29.519
Nah, girl, her pussy.
So we back to the original. Real

456
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:34.760
should win. I hope Real wins. If riadult win. Oh boy,

457
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:39.320
now you want to talk about some
smoke in the city. Oh, niggas

458
00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:45.199
a truly meltdown. If Charlotte beats
Real. Oh, they'll bow that bitch

459
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:54.880
out the building out, start throwing
tomatoes at the bitch. Watch it,

460
00:37:55.000 --> 00:38:00.519
and I will be all for it
too. All right, let's take a

461
00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:01.800
quick one. Let's take a quick
break here, and then we'll come back

462
00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:08.639
really quickly, and then we'll do
Night too. Please know there it is

463
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:15.840
my Russell made it gonna be Bianca
versus Nikita falls count anywhere, bitch,

464
00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:25.599
yeah, turned on Bianca and join
up with you know, I'm sorry,

465
00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:30.199
you know, whit women, White
women a black man's krypton night anyway,

466
00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:36.480
so he can't resist bamn. I'm
sorry white women that listen to the show

467
00:38:36.679 --> 00:38:39.519
like I mean. And then Summer
Slam, they're gonna have a Montas on

468
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:45.519
the pole match. Old baby gets
Winna gets Monts. There it is,

469
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:50.119
That's what I have, Bianca win
Why did you come? Like? I

470
00:38:50.159 --> 00:38:57.719
don't know, why do you even
show up? They tell you, Jacob

471
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:02.400
in the back half of this show
done. That's a that's a better build

472
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:07.639
to a woman's mess than we got
right now, all right, all right

473
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:13.480
to jump into the day two.
I'm going to start off with the only

474
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:16.280
match that well, there are a
lot of actually really good matches left,

475
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:19.559
but the one that I really want
to see and the one that I think

476
00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:25.199
should kick off the whole thing of
Night two. Raymisteriovers, whoop that yo

477
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:30.159
belt off and whoop you better?
Well, you're a better wet his ass

478
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:34.800
out. You're like another man with
your daddy, I'm all right, I'm

479
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:40.559
gonna send you to see that nigga
like whoop his ass. He said,

480
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:44.440
I never said this out loud.
I'm like, oh my god, please

481
00:39:44.519 --> 00:39:51.360
no, I'm like watch like,
oh my god, yo. He My

482
00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:53.480
favorite part was Angie on the sidelines
when he punched him in his face,

483
00:39:53.719 --> 00:40:00.000
because was like, yes, yeah, yeah, there you go. Fan

484
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:05.440
by your man, girl like shit, whoop that little boy ass and whoop

485
00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:07.400
his ass. Take your belt off
and beat him because that's what you needed.

486
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:10.960
Right now. That's the best,
it's the best feud currently and he's

487
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:15.559
the best heal in the company.
I don't care about Roman Raino Dominic Masterio

488
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:21.800
is that dude right now? Yeah, he's on fire. Dominic the so

489
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:24.480
when you think about hook and Dominic, right because they both kind of compare

490
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:30.400
comparable, Dominic definitely on the mic
right now. He is listening in class.

491
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:38.480
Ye understands the assignment. He understands. However, the problem happens with

492
00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:45.400
what happens next, right, It's
very crucial what happens after this yep,

493
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:51.719
yep. And the smart thing is
for the kids that don't know is all

494
00:40:51.719 --> 00:40:57.559
you do is just run China and
Eddie bag mhm. Just the roles are

495
00:40:57.840 --> 00:41:00.639
reverse, you know, because she
got to this championship. You just run

496
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:07.840
that back m hm. And and
it'll be fun to watch Ellsworth Carmela two

497
00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:14.920
point zero gotta love it. Oh
god. But like go that farm there.

498
00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:17.000
I'm just like, here's the thing
though, Like I want ready to

499
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:22.000
beat his ass, but I also
want Dominic to win, because imagine how

500
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:24.679
much of a heel he'll be coming
back in on SmackDown or whenever, on

501
00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:29.079
Raw or SmackDown, just being like, yeah, see, I told you

502
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:32.519
that's why I'm dominant good at all? Like, oh shit, that's agreed,

503
00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:37.719
not literally again, the cast of
the hardest part of the ring proving

504
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:45.320
that they're messy. Okay, that's
that boy daddy okay, and then they

505
00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:47.679
rage should come out next weeple like, well, fuck you son, you

506
00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:50.840
ain't my son no more. This
is my new site, and he breaks

507
00:41:50.840 --> 00:42:00.280
out Santos and his boys. Yeah, like got a Dell fantasmic would be?

508
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:05.639
That would be So I gotta be
trying to why I gotta be trying

509
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:08.280
to be Mexican, uh, messing
with the Mexicans. Okay, y'all obvious

510
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:13.400
to be trying to be messing with
some brown peoples with white people, they

511
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:17.320
messing themselves. But that's what I'm
saying, Like we're just we're just consumers

512
00:42:17.320 --> 00:42:22.039
of the content here, like they're
the ones painting the plate. You like,

513
00:42:22.079 --> 00:42:24.760
this is like they set the table. And in Javin's words, there's

514
00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:36.639
a white woman in the midst boom. White women calls all the hey,

515
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:43.920
dominant was fine before the white woman
reacts. All you gotta do is track

516
00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:52.280
the white women. You'll find their
issue. Oh oh my god, I

517
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:58.519
don't make rules. I oh my
god, this is bad. What do

518
00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:04.599
people come for, bro? They
they come here to see us directly assault

519
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:09.360
people, Like yep, that's absolutely
I do it every day. But all

520
00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:14.679
I'm saying is like coming from me, watch a dominic whoop. His dad

521
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:20.480
would be hilarious, like like giving
all the abuse that I've taken over the

522
00:43:20.559 --> 00:43:23.559
years in terms of just like form
whatever, being like one for the suns,

523
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:30.639
Like let's go um. But let's
move on to a match that I

524
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:32.480
really don't care about and I don't
think anybody else cares about, and that

525
00:43:32.599 --> 00:43:37.280
is the Men's WrestleMania Showcase Fatal four
Weight. Okay, bye, but if

526
00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:40.719
you really want to get me to
love this, this should be where Otis

527
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:45.719
leaves Alpha Academy. Sadly, You're
You're right. That's the only way to

528
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:51.400
salvage this for me is if Otis
either makes his decision and like starts banging

529
00:43:51.440 --> 00:43:54.760
Maxine dupri like that shoul would be
hilarious to me, not like Edge and

530
00:43:54.880 --> 00:43:58.159
Lita, but like, you know, to be like like running back like

531
00:43:58.239 --> 00:44:00.000
him and Mandy, but like it's
Maxine and that. I think that would

532
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:06.320
be hilarious. Um, let me, let me let me digest that first

533
00:44:06.360 --> 00:44:10.119
before I co signed on that it's
something about that don't sound right. All

534
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:14.840
I'm saying is that he is that
if Otis joins maxinees max Models, I

535
00:44:14.920 --> 00:44:17.679
think that would be hilarious. That
you know that sounds like that sounds like

536
00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:22.719
I would up Gable to actually do
stuff that you know and be better,

537
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:29.320
because oh I find Gable delightful.
I think he's great. I think gave

538
00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:37.360
us delightful two. But what is
he gonna do mm hmmm challenge Austin theory,

539
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:43.559
put on a masterclass of a Monday
Night raw throwaway match and lose,

540
00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:45.800
and then we're like damn like maybe
Ja Jason Jordan really should never have gotten

541
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:51.920
hurt because it kind of really derailed
this dude's career. Am I wrong?

542
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:55.599
Okay? I don't think you are. And keep it, keep it pushing

543
00:44:55.880 --> 00:45:00.880
ya, y'all be rackuless with your
mouths, like saying, look, look,

544
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:02.360
no, I'll do like I'll do
respect to Jordan, Like nobody ever

545
00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:07.199
expects that to happen. But like
Alpha Academy could have been great and their

546
00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:09.559
split would have been even better because
we always knew that Gabel was the better

547
00:45:09.559 --> 00:45:17.559
of the two. He just wasn't
Kurt Angel's son, right. Oh Okay,

548
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:21.960
I'm just gonna go with it.
Let's move on to another four way

549
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:28.400
tag team match for the women Live
Morgan and Roquel Rodriguez versus Natalia and Shotsi

550
00:45:28.679 --> 00:45:32.199
versus Rhonda Rowsi and Shanna Basler versus
Sony de Ville and Chelsea Green. So

551
00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:36.119
I'm just at this point, I'm
just not watching night too, Okay.

552
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:43.719
Keep you are wasting literally wasting my
time. After the Mysterio match, You're

553
00:45:43.719 --> 00:45:45.880
gonna be like, damn, like
this Mysterio match was it? Yeah,

554
00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:50.159
You're you're wasting my time at this
point. Please stop. I'm gonna take

555
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:54.599
Natalia or shots he to be pin
fodder and take Shana Basler and Ronda to

556
00:45:54.639 --> 00:46:01.159
win personal Okay, but let's move
onto something that's far more interesting, and

557
00:46:01.239 --> 00:46:06.599
that would be the hell in a
Cell match between Edge and Finn Balor as

558
00:46:06.639 --> 00:46:10.440
the Demon. The return of the
Demon on the main stage. Good time

559
00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:15.320
to return on. Is it flooding
the basement? Is it giving flood to

560
00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:20.400
you? I mean, fimbaalat is
the Demon is definitely giving me a little

561
00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:24.280
water in my basement. However,
I like Finnbalad the way he is right

562
00:46:24.280 --> 00:46:30.039
now, okay, so more of
a Prince Davite type field. Yeah,

563
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:34.920
I don't want. I don't want
one time only this. It give me

564
00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:37.440
six more years for the Demon come
back out just a very Edge and that's

565
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.719
it, right, put his ass
to sleep. That's what this is,

566
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:50.800
right, Like, the Demon's not
losing WrestleMania, divine what at WrestleMania.

567
00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:54.559
He shouldn't, right, and that's
the thing, right, he shouldn't.

568
00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:59.159
However, that doesn't necessarily mean that
he won't, and that's a problem.

569
00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:02.400
Yeah, he's right that though Sadly
that's where my issue lies because it's like

570
00:47:02.480 --> 00:47:06.559
damn like we were. That's why
bray Wyatt's fucking gone, like because they

571
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:09.119
just don't know how to do this
and they don't really care to. Speaking

572
00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:15.119
of Damn, the only sucked at
bray where Yeah, yeah, really you

573
00:47:15.159 --> 00:47:16.719
don't know if he's there or not. I mean that's also true. He

574
00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:21.360
could show up, but I don't
know. Wait holait a minute, let

575
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:23.960
me go back to the showcase.
So it's who's in the showcase again?

576
00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:28.199
So for the men or the women? The men? So the men it's

577
00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:34.039
braun Stroman and Ricochet versus the Street
profits versus Alpha Academy versus the Viking readers.

578
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:37.440
So I've I meant to tell y'all, but I was. I was

579
00:47:37.519 --> 00:47:38.880
looking back to my notes because I
knew it was something important my day.

580
00:47:39.320 --> 00:47:45.280
My favorite of this whole situation was
Mace shitting on all of these teams because

581
00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:49.119
he was on Twitter and this band
came for the Soul. He said,

582
00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:53.280
also, we want to buy it
because we're not balding, bald or ungroomed.

583
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:59.280
I was also like, wow,
girl, like is that why?

584
00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:02.280
Though? Is? Because but that's
okay. The only thing that I have

585
00:48:02.280 --> 00:48:07.079
an issue with is this is that
we've probably seen this match in increments in

586
00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:13.199
the last what five rows? Well, I'm tired. I'm just tired.

587
00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:15.480
I'm sorry I went backwards. Keep
going forward please because this I mean,

588
00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:22.480
where's the Gunther match? Excuse me? We will get there now. Triple

589
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:29.800
threat for the Icy title, Toron's
favorite Gunther defending versus Shamus and Drew McIntire.

590
00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:32.480
So it's like you're getting clashed at
the Castle rerun, but you throw

591
00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:37.960
Gunther's chops in there, and honestly, Gunther should win this fucking match.

592
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:43.199
I don't care about what anything,
anything else that happens. Gunther needs to

593
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:46.559
retain the belt at WrestleMania. That's
my opinion. I don't care. I

594
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:51.800
think Shamus has taken the pin.
This would be awesome, although if he

595
00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:55.159
loses, that's fine because I know
he ain't getting pinned. Am I right

596
00:48:55.239 --> 00:49:00.679
or wrong? Please? These look
this is like a wet dream for some

597
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:07.880
people. Right, These motherfucker's gonna
kill each other and and I'm gonna eat

598
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:09.719
it up because this is the first
time I've even see three white men beating

599
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:14.199
the shit out of each other side
of a black person. So I Am

600
00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:20.679
going to sit back and enjoy these
chips in this drink and why she's motherfucker's

601
00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:27.079
kill each other because somebody gonna die. Yeah, and that's what I'm want,

602
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:30.239
That's what we want, right and
especially because it's for the icy title,

603
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:35.679
like it gives it that more prestige, right M. I don't know

604
00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:39.639
who wins. I don't know who
benefits to taking this belt. That's gunthan

605
00:49:39.719 --> 00:49:44.719
needs to be freed up because Gunther
versus Cody needs to be what's common like

606
00:49:45.320 --> 00:49:47.480
that should be Mania next year.
I'm just saying, point blank, Parrot

607
00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:52.039
Gunta at this point has proven himself. He needs to be the heell that's

608
00:49:52.039 --> 00:49:58.800
going out of the belt or or
him or seth those two. So those

609
00:49:58.800 --> 00:50:01.559
are two choices, bro, that
match. If that was to happen next

610
00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:07.239
year at WrestleMania, that shit would
be lit gun through versus especially. Give

611
00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:10.320
me that, Give me that Detroit, Give me that Detroit, Sam,

612
00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:13.840
Yeah, Yeah, give me that
shit in Detroit. Let him slap the

613
00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:15.400
shit out of Cody, break his
back again, take the belt, and

614
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:19.760
then had Cody break it back maybe
waiting, you know, we had him

615
00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:22.400
do some back and forth. I
love I love that, I love that,

616
00:50:22.440 --> 00:50:25.119
But I'd be cool if if that
means that Drew gets the icy belt

617
00:50:25.119 --> 00:50:30.639
because I feel like Drew's a workhorse
and that's the workhorse belt. Yeah,

618
00:50:30.679 --> 00:50:35.320
but I know, but I definitely
think that Shamus has taken the pin regardless

619
00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:37.760
of who's winning. I mean,
let him take it. Say nobody give

620
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:43.960
a fu Oh wow, all right, let's go to something else here and

621
00:50:44.119 --> 00:50:47.400
ginger damn. That's two that's two
x. That's two X for you,

622
00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:54.559
right, double homicide. Look.
Speaking of double homicide, Kevin Owens announced

623
00:50:54.800 --> 00:51:00.800
Odd SmackDown that Komania is no longer
a thing. It is now wrestles zania

624
00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:07.679
Ko and Sammy versus the USO's for
the Tag Team Championships. I'm going with

625
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:14.119
wrestle Zanias. I'm going this whole
situation is real fake. Oh, this

626
00:51:14.239 --> 00:51:17.639
poor boy about to get his asshole
stopped out, all of this bullshit Sam

627
00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:22.840
Zano went through. This boy about
to get booped and gag because Kevin's gonna

628
00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:28.880
beat his ass. Do you really
think so? Absolutely? Elephant never forgets.

629
00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:32.039
Hmmm, what do you call it? Him? An offec? That's

630
00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:36.920
mean, like, what do you
think? Kind of a look more like

631
00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:42.000
a warthog. When I see kevinways, I think a poomba. God damn

632
00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:51.360
frock like I like Poomba. I'm
saying, like, what the fuck Kevin

633
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:58.360
Steen, like, come on,
man um, he gives me the fresh

634
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:06.679
um Festival of friendship vibes. We
really do it. He just it's just

635
00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:09.840
a feeling that like, yo,
he gonna turn on this nig at the

636
00:52:09.920 --> 00:52:15.079
right time, at the wrong time
for him. But it don't feel right

637
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:20.440
and like he feels he do he
doing the most. It feel like that

638
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:24.159
that everything that happened. Now you
all like wrestles Amia, here's a T

639
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:28.400
shirt for you. I love you, hug me all this shit, it

640
00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:32.719
don't It feels fake to me,
real fake, like they feel like,

641
00:52:32.760 --> 00:52:37.239
all right, I'm gonna get your
ass back. You just wait. And

642
00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:39.840
it just don't feel right. And
I wouldn't be surprised if they lost at

643
00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:45.639
WrestleMania too. Absolutely, Kevin always
got number six. Send me, he

644
00:52:45.719 --> 00:52:49.920
oh, send me back like he
owe his taxi. He said, pay

645
00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:52.639
me back like his money you spent, bitch. He gonna fuck him up.

646
00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:57.559
It's common. I mean, we've
already seen I don't know. I

647
00:52:57.559 --> 00:53:01.159
don't know personally, I don't know, but but but I get how like

648
00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:09.280
but I also get that with the
story they told anything other than Owens in

649
00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:15.519
Zane, you risk the fucking right
and you don't want them to the WrestleMania

650
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:17.599
right. So I would say,
like, if if that's the course,

651
00:53:17.800 --> 00:53:22.880
just go the course right now.
We could always turn Kevin Owens later we

652
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:25.800
get we're gonna get to that point. But to WrestleMania mind blood is go

653
00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:31.320
ahead and put the belts on them
mhm and let them win. Yeah,

654
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:36.639
And that's that right, and then
we get a nice little feel good story,

655
00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:38.639
you know. Yeah, at home, it's all beautiful, it's all

656
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:43.639
great, you know. So everybody
in totally heartbroken when Cody loses, Like

657
00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:50.000
god, damn, come on now, don't be like like come on ye,

658
00:53:50.519 --> 00:53:54.880
come on playing like that? Mm
hmm. All right, Now we

659
00:53:54.960 --> 00:54:00.480
get to the coup de kon the
final course, the main event of main

660
00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:07.239
events, probably the most highly anticipated
main event that we've had. I'd tell

661
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:12.440
you the last what two Wrestlemanians.
Can we correct me if I'm wrong,

662
00:54:13.079 --> 00:54:16.920
But Roman Reigns versus Sammy's or versus
Cody Rhodes seems is as the makings of

663
00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:22.559
being a classic. I want to
see motherfucker's cry fucking let Cody lose,

664
00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:28.840
damn, even though I mean,
for real, seriously, if you let

665
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:36.519
Cody lose, you make it so
much money. Just let them lose.

666
00:54:35.920 --> 00:54:40.639
Uh, let them get let them
get this close inches. I just think,

667
00:54:42.039 --> 00:54:45.639
a man, no, No,
this is WrestleMania. This is the

668
00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:49.360
stage of stages. This is where
everything comes to a close. You can't,

669
00:54:49.400 --> 00:54:57.280
you can't. You just can't welcome
Sammy Zane's baby foot, baby face

670
00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:04.639
push for this, don't want to
sacrifice nothing. Seventeen still got his baby

671
00:55:04.639 --> 00:55:08.719
face push, he's putting bell on. He good coldie. Don't need to

672
00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:15.480
win him because I think what I
think why I feel start to feel that

673
00:55:15.519 --> 00:55:21.519
way because Cody been gone for so
fucking long. But to have that long

674
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:25.800
ass break, it's like you like
you ain't really telling your story still and

675
00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:30.159
then to come back and it's just
instantly like picked up where it's left off.

676
00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:35.599
But you haven't really been telling your
story until the last like maybe like

677
00:55:35.639 --> 00:55:40.000
two weeks, because we've been still
so focused on Sammy's ain't. Yeah,

678
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:45.199
it's like now it don't even feel
like Cody versus Roman is the story.

679
00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:50.519
It just feels like Cody just picked
himself into the bloodline storyline. Hm,

680
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:54.440
so you know what I'm saying.
So it don't feel like he don't give

681
00:55:54.440 --> 00:55:59.760
off the vibe like, yeah,
you should be the one to beat Roman

682
00:55:59.840 --> 00:56:02.079
Rights, like nobody else should beat
him, but you I don't really have

683
00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:07.039
that feeling like for him, Like
I don't think a lot of them.

684
00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:10.119
I don't think most people do.
I think people we love him and everything,

685
00:56:12.199 --> 00:56:16.480
but if he if he lost,
just build it up for Summer Slam

686
00:56:16.519 --> 00:56:21.079
and then do it there. Yeah. I think that's with the story they

687
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:22.679
are telling where it's like, Yo, you ain't ready, my boy,

688
00:56:22.760 --> 00:56:28.280
Like you ain't been here, you
ain't ready, like you taking matches with

689
00:56:28.360 --> 00:56:32.119
my top guy like three days,
like three or four days before WrestleMania because

690
00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:36.760
you ain't thinking straight. All right, I'm gonna show you what happens at

691
00:56:36.760 --> 00:56:39.760
WrestleMania, and he shouldn't. Honestly, he should fucking fail. I think

692
00:56:39.800 --> 00:56:43.960
that plays apart with his story.
This is the first time he's ever been

693
00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:47.920
a WrestleMania main event, but the
first time he's been a ww title match.

694
00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:52.079
Right. He might think he has
been all together because he went off

695
00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:57.280
and started a hew and everything,
but he should come in and he should

696
00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:01.400
fall short. That's the money.
And then he builds them back up like

697
00:57:01.480 --> 00:57:06.239
I I was wrong, I fucked
up. I wasn't I really won't ready.

698
00:57:06.320 --> 00:57:08.320
Let me get myself ready again,
and they have him go on the

699
00:57:08.400 --> 00:57:13.119
tear that he should have went on
early last year before he got hurt.

700
00:57:13.679 --> 00:57:17.199
Let him start beating everybody, then
build him back up to where now I

701
00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:22.760
was like, oh, okay,
Summer Slam, Now you're ready, and

702
00:57:22.840 --> 00:57:25.000
let him go ahead and win the
Summer Slam. And then if they're smart,

703
00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:28.840
they have a heel win money the
bank and let them cash in on

704
00:57:28.880 --> 00:57:31.440
Cody that same night. And then
let's keep the train keep rolling because Cody

705
00:57:31.559 --> 00:57:36.440
don't need to hold the belt fabri
he have baby faced true and true.

706
00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:40.239
Let him win it, lose it
quickly like Austin used to do, and

707
00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:45.519
keep keep having the chase. And
then and then give him his mania moment

708
00:57:45.519 --> 00:57:51.000
at forty there you go when he
when he overtakes Walter and he beats up

709
00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:54.679
and Walter gets the belt and he
beats Gum for up. There there's your

710
00:57:54.719 --> 00:57:59.480
moment. There's your WrestleMania moment,
like yeah, yeah for and and and

711
00:57:59.800 --> 00:58:02.159
w to be fashion foreign heel too, you know what I mean, Like

712
00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:07.920
perfect American nightmare beats the foreign heel. Come on, man, I mean

713
00:58:08.559 --> 00:58:12.840
because I feel like if he wins
that, if he wins it at something

714
00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:17.280
at WrestleMania, we're gonna turn on
me. It'll just be a matter of

715
00:58:17.320 --> 00:58:22.079
time. Yeah, I'm turn on
the next week. What you mean,

716
00:58:24.880 --> 00:58:30.559
next podcast? I'm being like,
fuck Cody White. But you know what

717
00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:32.320
I mean, definitely been fucked her, like you know what I mean,

718
00:58:32.360 --> 00:58:36.840
like the fu fuck her, fuck
her that the fucking next century. She

719
00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:39.239
better not show up on TV if
you win. That's where the God and

720
00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:43.360
I can not get it, you
know, because she probably will show up

721
00:58:43.360 --> 00:58:46.360
in the victory celebration with the dog
like they're gonna bring the baby out the

722
00:58:46.480 --> 00:58:52.320
dog far celebration. Boy. When
he went he went that belt, boy,

723
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:59.440
that's fat dustn't showing up, Hm, nodustn't showing up? If you

724
00:58:59.480 --> 00:59:01.280
put that if if he comes a
gold dust, he shorts hell can show

725
00:59:01.360 --> 00:59:07.000
up. He started to whack ass
dustin Rose. Keep that show on the

726
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:12.679
other channel. You better come be
gold dust. Come on, man,

727
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:15.519
Ain't that your boy? And oh
and then the night after wrestleman, he

728
00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:22.079
break out the new belt. Yeah, like that's why. Now Coldy probably

729
00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:24.599
gonna win because yeah, he's been
talking too much about the fucking belt.

730
00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:30.880
He's gonna be the one to bring
that the winged Eagle belt. Okay,

731
00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:36.519
all right, that's that's what's up. Then gonna come and slap the ship

732
00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:39.239
on his ass and take that shit. I want him to bring the belt

733
00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:44.800
out and get slapped two minutes later. That's what I want to see after.

734
00:59:45.159 --> 00:59:51.199
That's crazy, bro, that's whack. I'm just saying, like Toron's

735
00:59:51.199 --> 00:59:54.719
been talking about this new belt for
the last two years roughly, and we

736
00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:59.199
finally have the opportunity to do it
with Cody Rhodes, and he's like,

737
00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:06.119
nahum, we're keeping this belt.
The tribal chiefs like, oh, let

738
01:00:06.239 --> 01:00:08.480
no, okay, let Cody win
tomorrow. Let Cody win next week.

739
01:00:09.039 --> 01:00:10.719
I'm sorry, at the end of
the week, that's fine. Let him

740
01:00:10.719 --> 01:00:15.239
win. I'm just saying, somebody
become punch him in his face instantaneously.

741
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:19.119
Oh yeah, it needs to be
challenged almost immediately for sure. Right,

742
01:00:19.519 --> 01:00:22.159
nobody should be okay with that shit
in the back. Nobody, do you

743
01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:25.280
start treating Cody like the enemy at
that point, right, and that should

744
01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:30.639
be the story. That should be
the story. You haven't been here for

745
01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:36.320
this much time, like you really
haven't been here forever you left us,

746
01:00:36.360 --> 01:00:38.559
like and now you're supposed to be
representing us. No, no, sir,

747
01:00:40.199 --> 01:00:43.239
you know what I mean. And
like that will be like a like

748
01:00:43.280 --> 01:00:45.760
it'll be perceived as a heal thing
by fans and stuff, but ultimately,

749
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:51.280
like if you know, you know, and that's that this dude got took

750
01:00:51.320 --> 01:00:54.960
the challenge and fucking took the ball, ran with it and then immediately ran

751
01:00:55.079 --> 01:00:58.519
back. And the thing is,
it's like you got to find the right

752
01:00:58.519 --> 01:01:00.840
one to represent that locker room to
do it. And I don't know if

753
01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:02.199
it's Rains. I really don't.
I don't think it is. I think

754
01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:07.480
it's I don't. Is it Rollins
maybe? I mean we've seen Brains need

755
01:01:07.480 --> 01:01:13.280
to Rescueasy for a little bit.
Brains did the thing like, um,

756
01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:17.280
he's your yeah, he's your post
COVID MVP. Yeah, Rains did his

757
01:01:17.440 --> 01:01:22.519
thing like we hated him for a
long time, like when they actually gave

758
01:01:22.639 --> 01:01:27.840
him as an opportunity to be Roman
Rains and killed him. So I don't

759
01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:30.239
know who I don't know who that
person is. It could be theory if

760
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:34.719
they do it the right way.
Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be

761
01:01:34.760 --> 01:01:36.800
cool. I'd be cool. Like, see, this is the hype of

762
01:01:36.840 --> 01:01:38.480
thing that kills me because I feel
like Dean Ambrose would have been the perfect

763
01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:43.000
character to do this because it's basically
what he's been doing, what he's doing

764
01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:47.119
now actually in real life at anw
I mean other than bleeding. Yes,

765
01:01:47.639 --> 01:01:52.639
yeah, well ok, handle,
you know it is what it is like

766
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:57.480
he's now Rick Flair, Like what
do you expect, oh dear, yeah,

767
01:01:59.119 --> 01:02:02.360
rough, yeah, as you Rick
Flair without the interest and shit like

768
01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:07.360
swinging your dick like a helicopter.
All right, dreamer, we're gonna need

769
01:02:07.360 --> 01:02:12.880
you to I mean, I don't
know who it could be. Man,

770
01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:15.000
there's so many different options too.
Do you have a sit back in one

771
01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:19.559
that if we actually sensor this show
how many bleaks that will be? I

772
01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:24.519
tried it at one time. It
was pretty annoying. Thanks Kevin, Thanks

773
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:28.480
Kevin Dunn for not being annoying.
Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. This

774
01:02:28.519 --> 01:02:30.159
is this is like, you know, we can get away with it right

775
01:02:30.159 --> 01:02:39.079
now because because Turner ain't Turner ain't
tuning in so God damn man, this

776
01:02:39.119 --> 01:02:42.960
is gonna irritate me, like who
it could possibly be? Unfortunately, I

777
01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:45.800
think Riddle's still out right, so
he can't even be in the conversation.

778
01:02:45.079 --> 01:02:50.280
Yeah, he'll fucking he ain't got
time for w W right now. Maybe

779
01:02:50.320 --> 01:02:52.719
Gargano, No, no, no, we canna get a d y e

780
01:02:53.519 --> 01:03:01.920
rest night. I'd be cool with
it's chomp clear. Oh don't know,

781
01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:07.880
yeah, because they ain't doing enough
with Johnny right now. So dy reunion

782
01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:14.559
to be nice? Hm hm,
oh my goodness. I mean I don't

783
01:03:14.559 --> 01:03:17.960
know, I don't know. That's
tough. Can't be Yeah, you're right,

784
01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:22.800
can't be. G I mean,
if McIntyre loses, maybe we could

785
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:29.679
get that. I don't know,
plenty of options. You just hear looking

786
01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:31.000
at the steam come out of your
ears because we don't even care at this

787
01:03:31.039 --> 01:03:36.440
point. I'm just thinking, that's
all. I just get in that mode,

788
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:39.519
right. You won't thinking when you
left that mustache on your face,

789
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:46.840
So while you all of a sudden
you think, looking like you're about to

790
01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:57.519
unclogged somebody's toilet. Mario next week, Look if Mario Campole, why can't

791
01:03:57.519 --> 01:04:02.719
I you know what I mean?
Like because I don't got them eyebrows into

792
01:04:02.920 --> 01:04:14.199
into and Mara's pulling the same dumb
bitch older time, like damn facts,

793
01:04:14.239 --> 01:04:18.480
like you ain't heard of Mario pulling
Daisy or Rosalina? Dyin't with that shit?

794
01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:24.079
He not? It's peace dumb ass
all the time, right, and

795
01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:30.800
Rosalina is stacked. Let's talk about
Rosalina? Why we ain't chasing that?

796
01:04:31.000 --> 01:04:39.079
Where been what she got? The
Mariah carry like I ought to be friends

797
01:04:39.079 --> 01:04:44.400
with Rosalina, bitch, and the
daisies with Luigi so like he's got no

798
01:04:44.519 --> 01:04:48.159
chance. Come on, but I'm
trying to figure out what about ain't sa

799
01:04:49.199 --> 01:04:58.519
that's the right each anyway, she
keeps going back to the black dude.

800
01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:02.400
She's like, I'm going back to
the bowser like right, he ain't taking

801
01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:09.000
her, She's going back exactly.
Come on, yo, that's for the

802
01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:13.400
streets. Mario, like, catch
the hint, my friend, catch the

803
01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:16.679
hint. What about what about old
girl that they brought back for for Odyssey?

804
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:23.440
Pauline? Paul ain't could get into
thank you yes sir, But Mario

805
01:05:23.480 --> 01:05:28.199
ain't trying to hear that. He's
still she's the other brunette in the Mario

806
01:05:28.320 --> 01:05:33.199
fandom. Well I'm just saying,
if you ain't talking about Rosalinea, you

807
01:05:33.239 --> 01:05:36.440
ain't doing it right, like,
because that's the only one that mattered m

808
01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:41.960
and maybe that walked into something like
it got to be something with it,

809
01:05:42.000 --> 01:05:45.920
like because it's like for the same
two niggas for like thirty years, they

810
01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:48.760
keep trying to get that pussy.
It got to be something to it,

811
01:05:48.840 --> 01:05:57.440
like that power flower, right,
and and then you know, I don't

812
01:05:57.440 --> 01:06:00.079
know if it's been confirmed in that, but I'm sure Bowsers is hers anyway,

813
01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:04.519
right, oh my god. In
his introduction in Mario Sunshine, he

814
01:06:04.559 --> 01:06:09.400
does say, Mama peach so right, okay, yeah, yeah, So

815
01:06:09.519 --> 01:06:15.880
like, damn, Mario, you
she got a whole kid. Fuck you

816
01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:18.599
still chasing that for ain't even yours? Like I mean, because the pussy

817
01:06:18.679 --> 01:06:21.599
so good when you threw up in
the air to an invincible star, like,

818
01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:26.880
so that's why he want then,
But she also doesn't have a custody

819
01:06:26.880 --> 01:06:33.159
of the kids, So she fought
the streets. You want social unfit mom,

820
01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:36.440
like yeah, like you know how
you know how fucked up a woman

821
01:06:36.519 --> 01:06:43.639
has to be to lose custody of
the kids, Like the course do everything

822
01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:46.159
to let the mama have the kids. You you gotta be for that.

823
01:06:46.280 --> 01:06:51.119
The daddy got the kids, Mario, leave her alone from the Mushroom Kingdom.

824
01:06:51.239 --> 01:06:55.159
My god, she's a drug dealer. Like, what are you done?

825
01:06:55.280 --> 01:06:58.760
She's a queen's a freaking princess,
and she can't keep her kids.

826
01:06:58.920 --> 01:07:02.159
That's tough, Like you mean and
tell me she just can't have one of

827
01:07:02.239 --> 01:07:08.679
them? Told raising she got them
doing everything fucking else. I'm trying to

828
01:07:08.679 --> 01:07:13.559
tell you. The pussy trash.
That's that's that's like, that's what's wrong

829
01:07:13.719 --> 01:07:16.119
right now. It's the pussy is
trash. And we keep trying to we

830
01:07:16.239 --> 01:07:27.039
keep trying to talk past Rosalina like
period, she the truth, like they

831
01:07:27.079 --> 01:07:30.800
knew they were doing it design her. That's I'm gonna leave y'all with this.

832
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:32.840
What the black people that in the
Mushroom Kingdom? That's where's the black

833
01:07:32.880 --> 01:07:42.320
people? I don't know? Are
we supposed to be the goom bust the

834
01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:45.519
movie? Is that? It is
that what we're supposed to be boycott in

835
01:07:45.559 --> 01:07:51.119
the movie? Okay, like the
old goddamn thing. God damn, wow,

836
01:07:53.000 --> 01:07:56.320
I mean doesn't Key and people,
Yeah, it doesn't. Michael Key

837
01:07:57.360 --> 01:08:02.320
Brown is he brown? He's from
Keim Biel. No, it's the mushroom.

838
01:08:02.400 --> 01:08:09.039
He playing brown. I ain't trying
to see it. Boycott that shit.

839
01:08:09.159 --> 01:08:14.199
I'm done, Like Yadim is listening. Bowser is black, okay,

840
01:08:14.239 --> 01:08:18.800
like he's a brother death Stro from
Death Stro from g I Joe Black,

841
01:08:20.359 --> 01:08:27.960
Baroness, Baroness, Spanish woman,
okay, even though they're painted her white

842
01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:31.960
Tela from He Man, she is
thick. She ain't white, she's something

843
01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:38.640
else. She mixed like I'm just
trying to say ultimate I'm sorry, Jazz

844
01:08:39.279 --> 01:08:47.560
sound wave black black black, really
yes, I'm not familiar with the Transformers.

845
01:08:47.600 --> 01:08:53.479
Lord, so you get Chatara from
ThunderCats black. I'm just trying to

846
01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:58.239
tell you Panthro black like, I'm
just trying to let y'all know a little

847
01:08:58.239 --> 01:09:04.359
from Dragon Ball black. And he's
a good father. Facts facts that didn't

848
01:09:04.399 --> 01:09:10.479
Goku oh facts, that's right.
Goku is the most trash ass dad,

849
01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:15.279
Like I ain't never but geta about
the dad than he is. Like yeah,

850
01:09:15.279 --> 01:09:17.600
that's without a doubt, like that's
like, that's that's not even saying

851
01:09:17.720 --> 01:09:24.720
much like hm, But look,
let me tell y'all something. We're about

852
01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:33.000
to double down. What's the y'all
again? It's week goofy black. Sadly,

853
01:09:33.079 --> 01:09:38.079
yes, okay, sadly. We
don't speak on We don't speak on

854
01:09:38.119 --> 01:09:43.800
that too much, right we claim
Max, we don't claim so, so

855
01:09:44.239 --> 01:09:47.239
that's the case. The maybe Max's
mom is black, maybe not goofy.

856
01:09:47.279 --> 01:09:50.800
Then oh she definitely black, like
right, yeah, I think she was.

857
01:09:50.920 --> 01:09:55.840
She was. Oh, she definitely
black. She assisted because goofy out

858
01:09:55.880 --> 01:10:00.680
here just goofy as hell and usually
checks goofy ass dudes like goofy white dude's

859
01:10:00.720 --> 01:10:04.880
pull. Right, that's it,
that's what they do, right you.

860
01:10:05.039 --> 01:10:12.520
We know you try it, we
succeed. I'm trying to see you hit

861
01:10:12.560 --> 01:10:15.520
a successful one out in the park. But that's what I'm trying to see.

862
01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:19.279
Oh dear, plenty of time,
fellas, plenty of time. M

863
01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:23.560
Mmm, don't just don't bring me
back the white baby, because I want

864
01:10:23.560 --> 01:10:28.000
to tell you all about it.
That would be actually funny. I'd be

865
01:10:28.000 --> 01:10:31.880
like, yo u yikes, like
that don't look like me, you know

866
01:10:31.880 --> 01:10:35.159
what? Thank God? Anyway,
Jake, tell them what they can find

867
01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:42.319
us. So you can find us
on Instagram at the hardest part of the

868
01:10:42.359 --> 01:10:45.359
ring with an underscore. You can
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869
01:10:45.399 --> 01:10:47.439
The Hardest part of the ring.
Find us on Twitter talk to Javannah myself

870
01:10:47.479 --> 01:10:54.159
at the Hardest Underscore Pod on Twitter. You can also hit subscribe to this

871
01:10:54.239 --> 01:10:57.880
YouTube channel. And last, but
not least, you can always call us

872
01:10:57.880 --> 01:11:00.840
with any comments, questions, concerns
with advice or anything like that. And

873
01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:04.680
that phone number is seven five seven
eight two four eight one. And as

874
01:11:04.720 --> 01:11:08.800
for the Monday night hot line,
these generally we got a lot of stuff

875
01:11:08.800 --> 01:11:13.000
going on this weekend. We got
shows that will be happening immediately after Night

876
01:11:13.079 --> 01:11:15.119
one and two of WrestleMania. Who's
gonna be on? I don't know.

877
01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:17.399
That's kind of the fun. It's
kind of like a lottery. But I

878
01:11:17.520 --> 01:11:20.159
know I'll be there for both of
them, and that's what matters the most.

879
01:11:20.279 --> 01:11:27.399
You know what I'm saying, I'm
sorry, what what you matter?

880
01:11:27.880 --> 01:11:31.479
I know I'll be there. When
did you start mattering? Though? M

881
01:11:32.159 --> 01:11:35.640
Did I sign off on that?
Look? All I'm saying is ask any

882
01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:41.199
Republican and they'll say that I matter. Okay, whoa Okay? All right?

883
01:11:41.279 --> 01:11:48.159
Well the franchise tribition will be on
the show good or as a caveat

884
01:11:48.199 --> 01:11:53.640
as well. Fuck white people,
you know what I'm saying, Like like

885
01:11:57.079 --> 01:12:00.159
he didn't get me a birthday gift, so that's why he tried to do

886
01:12:00.239 --> 01:12:03.319
all of it, that is true, but at least got the desk done,

887
01:12:03.479 --> 01:12:08.000
so that's almost ready to go its
needs, like I think we were

888
01:12:08.039 --> 01:12:11.520
almost Like honestly, it's ready for
installed, right for my white husband,

889
01:12:11.600 --> 01:12:14.560
got it, dude, Like Okay, likes still not about me, I

890
01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:21.720
understand, but cool yikes, yikes
uh anyway, see yuh everybody, everybody

891
01:12:23.039 --> 01:12:26.560
all right until next time. Bye,