Wrestlemania 69

0:22 Get right to it like a late night hook a hook up. Yes, oh yeah, no time to spare. Ain't no time because they be counting. So you know you got you know, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen. We come here today with not heavy hearts and full of sarcastle in satire. We don't want any bitch asses. We don't give a fuck about your opinion. For real. We want to give you our opinion. Wow right, that's that's what we want to do. So you know you will sit down and you will listen. That's we're experts in de gendre best because you know, Jake and I just kind of tact along.

1:15 But anyway, I don't stay home. Maybe you sick, but come over if you thick. It is Hollywood to Kobe? What up? What up? Not that? Like? What was what was that? We're taking it back to the frat boy era. You know what I'm saying? Oh no, not really though, No, you know you can't be no frat board posted up with women. I saw you Jake vacation. You like taking a hose on vacations and ship see how you do Like I'm proud of you, all right, and all and always ladies and gentlemen to my right, and never gonna back that from a fight. It is the master of mischief, mister Monday night. Hello, gentlemen, Hello sir, still called causing mischief. I see thee I guess the host. Okay, the host that is, Wow, not the hose Okay, like was multiple hose there?

2:24 Like it was? You know, you know I speaking, I speak of holes in general speak. Old holes can refer to one, it can refer to ten. So it was just one. It was one, lady, It's just one. And I I am your your host, right, I am the man that runs the brand. I am the fucking franchise to Ron Bishop and again this motherfucker Jake will add the collapse after that every fucking time going forward. That's what happened, right WHOA And with our and with our powers combined, we make your host at the hardest part of the ring where you get your dose of sarcasm and satire and rustling news. Oh, gentlemen, I love this bid weekly show thing. It's really fun. I mean I kind of get a kick out of it. But we have a lot to talk about, right. Let's starting with Revolution. So Jacoby, you're on vacation, but allegedly you watched indeed, indeed, no, it was so obviously I was on vacation, so I didn't watch it in real time.

3:40 I was able to go back and was able to watch the majority of most of the matches. Um, you know, at the end of the day, sixteen minute Ironman match, it just takes a it takes a lot to watch after the fact, so I didn't get a chance to watch the entirety of the main event. I did watch the ending, however, and I did watch the post match antics from both sides, which we will dive into excuse me, um. But overall, though, from what I saw, I thought it was a fun show. I wouldn't say it was probably the best the companies ever put on. However, I was pretty you know it was. It was a solid man, it was a solid show for away mister Monday Night. Yeah, I'm a good show. It's pretty good, pretty good show. It was a pretty good show. I um, still, you know, you need to work on that fucking timing. But they did. It was a pretty good show. Um. I don't think it was as good as most of their pay per views, but it wasn't bad like it was. It was. It was pretty good. Some of that stuff could have been left off again, you know, some of that stuff could have been on down to like it really could have. That's what any pay per view, there is always something that you can just leave off.

4:47 This should have been left off and put on the regular showl during the week. So yeah, this has been the story of a w This pay per view to me was mid hmm, okay, it was. It was mid. I enjoyed it. But this is one of their who want to stell on pay per views, if if if I remember correctly right, one of their I'm sorry, what was I mean? They only have what five a year, so it's like this one full gear, all out and double or nothing? And is there a fifth one? I don't even remember. I guess there's only Yeah, but we we it seems like we just paid for the Roman match. Let's just keep it above. Yeah, I don't know. I mean I thought there were some fun matches, Like I thought the House of Black match was fun. I mean, this is kind of a spot fist. But at least we have new Trio Tag Team champions and at least Alistair Black finally touches a title. Now excuse me, but yeah, so you know I'm trying. My heart is trying everything. I'm trying to be tolerant, right, so I understand how hateful people feel like when they hit against you know, the gays and stuff like that, when they play trying to be tolerant understanding. No, I'm trying to be tolerant understanding

6:18 of the Bucks and Kenny Omega. I'm over it. Oh no, dear, and I think I've been over for a long time. Um, let me get my t Can Omega's overrated? Honestly, Can Omega to me is like a discount Chris Jericho? Are we still alive? Video? I just want to make sure. Yeah, I'm gonna keep going. Can You'll make it to me? Can really just fall off the face of earth and nobody will matter. Can You'll make it to me? Will go to WW and get lost? Because really, hitty Omega to me is a generic wrestler with just a school finisher and a couple of knees. Hm, that's that.

7:12 I'm done. But he loves to play tech in. Oh. I'm a big partner Fight again community, and I still don't give a fuck I honestly have it given a fuck in a very long time since he was the belt collector right right, I didn't care. Okay, you collected an Impact championship. Eat my ass with a spoon. Oh, oh my god. I breathe out of my nose, right through my nose, right in my mouth and through my nose right like a normal person. I don't breathe out of my mouth like these neck beards that really want to blow Kitty Omega and that's why they're such a fan. Oh my god. Furthermore, then Javan left, I had to go. I know Vince McMahon's listening to this right now, being like, yes, speak that I can't be part as Enny Omega slander. The more AW pore AW would be better without him. Okay, and those spot monkeys, the bugs, God damn, I am so over these petulant children. He called them, bro that's crazy, that bitch moan and complained and got mad, took their ball and went home. Hang back, and I'm still bitter even out to see him. Punk is gone.

8:41 They're all children, That's true. You had greatness in your hand, and momentum has still not been in ABW since that whole fiasco because four grown men can't stand in the room and just said, Okay, I don't like you, but I can work with you and move on with today. Stop taking yourself. Stop taking yourself so seriously. So that's how I feel about the kide Omega, the Bucks and the Trios Championship. I'm happy that the House of Black Wine too, hey, because they're black. Wow, you know they wear black? Right? Whatever? Be because for real, no joke?

9:26 Um, is it Alice the black Still? No, it's not. Alakai deserves it straight up right, Um, I don't come please come for me, okay, like, please at me. You're kindy Omega firs. I don't give a fuck. I just don't never see the appeal, Like, just how deep down your throat? And I'm gay, right, so I can suck a dick? Okay, I don't how deep does a straight man take a dick down that throat? Because y'all have been gagging on Kenny's for a long time, he yoh, okay, anybody else Okay, Well that happened, right, Um. I sort of agree. I sort of agree, Um, I also sort of disagree at the same time. Unfortunately, you gotta remember I mean that brand was built on the fact that he was there, not elsewhere, right, so we have to admire that portion of it. Without him, I mean people would leave, right, people would not want to be there. Fans wise as well. I'm glad that they lost because now they can pursue other things like leaving aw and why should it still go on? That's true, But I am also not a fan of Trio's stuff in general. I think it's a lot of bodies, and I think there's never enough time to showcase everybody and fucking facts. Jake,

11:03 Yeah, that is facts, because yo, let me tell you, like in a three song, niggas gets selfish and then everybody's needs, but one always gets left the fuck out, So you write, Jake, Yeah, wait a minute, Wait, wait a minute, what are we talking about? Trios? Like? Three's a crowd for sure? Three ways? Yes, it is, it is. I'm still confused about the subject matter of what we I'm the last. It's okay, it's okay overall, though, it is what it is. Alisair gets an excuse of a title, which is fine. He finally gets a title. Now we don't. Now we can no longer complain that he's not in the singles picture. Now, we can't complain at all, he has, Yes, we can't complain. We can still complain. Well, we'll find a way. You will find a way to continue to complain. Yeah, we can't go. We look at the TNT title picture and feel like, well, I'm glad you talked about that, because I wanted to ask you that question. So Wardlow wins at the pay per view. He wins at the pay per view, He wins via technical submission against Samo. Joe wins the TNT title and holds it barely at all, and Hobbs cashes in the ring and wins when's the title with a little help from your favorite, your boy, the head of the factory.

12:35 Yes, welcome back, Q T. Marshall. Oh oh you have been missing on aw television to ratings show it. Well, I have a question then, since how does this help Hobbs though? Like he's the champion, Yes, he's teaming up with QT. Marshall when he had already been teamed up with Ricky Starks and team has mhm. Is it just like a lack of faith in him? Or is it like we can help present him better this way? Like? How do you feel is it hindrance or does it a benefit? To an extent, I think it's a benefit because they got to get him over as a heel. Okay, they're just using him to get Wardlow over. That's all this, that's all this is right now, like you saw it, you saw the pay per view, Warlow ain't over no more, right, right, he ain't over. We gotta get him back over. And the only way to get him back over is to put them up against somebody that people will actually boot, because he wouldn't boot him over Joe right, and it barely boot Powerhouse Hobs, even though he's supposed to be a heel. So we gotta get we gotta figure out a way to get people to boot him. Put him with QT Marshall, they'll boot him, they'll boo you there it is. So that's what we gotta do. We gotta get Powerhouse boot and as a heel, and then we can get that title back on Warlow. M hm. So you think this is all for Hi? Hi, Hey, welcome back. I'm enjoying my

14:09 hate feel chicken. He are discussing this, but I felt like, since we talk about niggas, I needed to chime in. Oh, come on in, come on in. Yes, ugly we should boot him anyway? Oh so damn yeah, I don't get it, Like, why why are we failing simple wrestling mechanics, big man? I had him boom real quick, right, That's how I feel like he's been a heel now since he started, right, people still don't boot him. In fact, when we first went to our first aw Dynamite as a team in Norfolk, he was on Dark getting cheered. It seems on Dark. Well that's true, But I also think that people are just afraid to boo him. I think people just don't want to boo him because to him, that's why let's go down to South Carolina. I don't think it's the thing that people scared to blow him is that we don't have a reason to boom. Like even though he was in team tasks, let's keep the buck. They were kind of entertaining and started getting over as a baby face because of Ricky starts. Then you got cooked and everybody loves hook. It's hard to boo a group when you got two people that people actually like and jin chair. So when you separated them it they didn't even pull that feud off right, because I think they

15:41 didn't one of them get hurt. Didn't Ricky get hurt? Yeah? Yes, they couldn't even get that feud off, right, So they really never had a proper feud to showcase him as a heel against the baby face Ricky. So he's literally been flounding around this whole time. Don't know what the hell he really is. It's like, second, I want to make sure y'all all know something that the faction via Twitter is now broken up. So I'm sorry the factory they're now they're broken up. Yeah, they're done. So like, why does why do we feel that Powerhouse needs somebody? He honestly really doesn't. He doesn't. Just he's one of those ones that you shut up, don't let him talk, You don't need to talk. That's one of those ones you let go out there and just beat people ass.

16:34 That's but that. But the problem with Dad is all that does is gonna get you over. That's really ain't gonna get him over as a heel. We're just gonna cheering like Wartload. That's all Wartlow did was just shut up and beat people's asses. And guess what, we started loving this dude, right, you weren't talking. He was. He was a heel, William JF. And we still cheered Warlow even though we hate to him JF. Because all he did was go out and power bomb people and keep power bombing people and keep power bombing people. That's all it is with powerhouse hobs. Like when you get these big dudes that can just throw people around and show off like impressive feats of strength, we tend to gravitate to that. Like for some reason, it's like it's hard to really pull off being a big dude who could just throw people around and be a heel unless you really do some light fucked up stuff or you got somebody with you, like a manager or something that other people hate because like we look like take Brock for instance, Brock been a heel for the longest and we still cheer the funk out of Brock. We love him, right, like, even though we kind of hate his matches and we hate like how he always gets pushed, He's still cheered his dude. I guess that makes it's hard. It kind of makes sense though, because if you think about it, like we all loved Andre for what he was and we hated Head, right we hated DBS, right, we hated Bobby the Brain, We hated Jimmy Hart, like we

18:06 hated these people because that was their job, was to take that heat and to kind of negate that like love and admiration for this freak that they're representing, right, Like, we don't even bool, Like we don't even boo Lance Archer at this point, like, well we do we do? We do? We do? We do? I'm sorry? Who? Okay, Well, like Powerhouse Hops ain't a Lance Archer where we're like, we just don't care. But that's the thing. We don't even give a fuck about Lance Archer to cheer or a boot take Brian Cage. We don't gonna fuck about him to even cheer or boo him. Right, it's batter no matter what you do, like Hobbs, at least he gets a reaction, like at least we try. I don't know if it's gonna end up anywhere, but yeah, well, honestly, we didn't gave Powerhouse Hops way too much time, more time than a DEVII need to be giving them too. He needs to go to be a transitional champion so we can move back to Wardlow, which we actually care about moving right along. Don't we care about him either? But right, that's the thing I think this this title is just kind of falling further. Guys, come on, let's be real. It's a young man's title, right, Like, this is not the prestige title.

19:23 This is the break This is the breakout championship, right, the guy is breaking out the We need to put it on guys to see how they break out. Like, how these the wrong niggas? Then if that's the case, I put this ship on Ricky Starks, right, put this ship back on Darby given the Jungle Boy, like, give it to somebody else, Like these niggas ain't it? Let them go? Put them in ring a Banna right here? Okay, all seriousness. The new what's the new title that that crackhead saying? I mean, uh, what's the same international title? Now? Yeah, the international title? Yes, the International Championship.

20:07 We're just getting dumber and dumber. Let's just put we need to put that type of belt on Starks and Jungle Boy and the like. This is a young like I said, a young man's title. So the Action and Dretti's the Dante Martin's Like, let's start putting it on them even like this is a good title for Powerhouse to break out with. Hook, It's a great title for a hook to break out with. Like, we need to get rid of the ft W Championship for real. If you want to put a belt on somebody put it. Putting the tt Championship on hook, Like, let's go, let's see what that looks like, and let the young men fight over until they get to the International Championship, Yes, international Championship, like and then let it let it rock out there, like again, I with a TNT Championship, I just feel like they're using it wrong.

21:03 They need to use it like they used the TBS Championship. And I don't give up that will get under Jade ramp Right. I posted a nice post with Jade um earlier today or yesterday, and people just hate on Jade still and I don't know why. Like she is systematically gotten better from the day she debut. Yeah, there's improvement there, that's for sure. Right, And and don't compare two black women like Bianca Belair and Jade is in two different ball parks, right, different realms. Yeah, Jade's mike work, her m ring skills have systematically got better. If you will cheerle Live Morgan.

21:45 You need to cheer Jade Cargill. Yeah, same fucking energy, right, right or wrong? So in terms of yeah, I mean yeah. So the TVs Championship is being used correctly. They're using it to elevate a star and giving her a chance to use that championship the trip and fall to you know, not the kings. I know you're not mad, Like he's still drawing that attention to her with the belt, Like she's a champion, so she's still getting that attention, but she's given time to grow and learning and develop with sad belt. So treat the TVs and T and T championships by the NXT champion the NXC titles. Okay, that's how I feel.

22:37 Okay, Next, that's fine, although I will point out this and that was that Orange Cassidy got attacked by Jeff Jarrett on Dynamite, So Jeff Jarrett could be an international champion, so we can have that. There is that god up in heaven. They will put his belt on Double Ja if he is listening, put that battle on Double Jack. I want to see the world burn like I wouldn't even be mad at it, but I wouldn't be at this point in the game. I don't think I would be mad at Double Jay winning this belt. Yes, and I'm gonna tell you why, because you now get attention. Won this championship negative apart, it will be talk right yeah, and he will be to take the young guy and let him go beat Jeff Jarrett and make him an instant start. That's it.

23:30 Take your take your action and Drettie, let him go beat Jarrett. Now make a start there, it is. That's how you do it. That's TV. So, um, what upse on the card that y'all really enjoyed? Because I mean, um, well, the ass Boys are the new tag team champions. Of course there's the did the chance? Yeah, in the best they're the best sack team on the planet. Oh my god, whoa whoa? Okay, their words, not mine, that's right right there. I mean it's I mean, they ain't been at work, so since they ain't been at work, I couldn't count them. You got to come to work to be counted. You ain't coming to work. But the boys are the champs. So let me tell y'all something. FTR coming back to work kind of really I feel something because FTR is very close to see him punk right, so FTR coming back to work. It's something brewing, Yes, a trio's match, Let's do it for real, No, Joe, it's something brewing. Let's just do it, Bob. That's the money maker right there, real, right, for real life. Put it in a trio. You can sell a paper view right now if you If they announced right now punking FTR versus the elite, say it's gonna be at the next pay per view, they sell out instantly. Union got announced anything else?

25:04 Does anybody who want to see? What the fuck about? That's it? Are? These niggas about the coins? Are not? Like that's what I want? They about the coins? Mark Her said it best in the quote, like, look, haven't apologized to move over to day going to make the money, make the money, right, They ain't got to be friends, get this money and there it is like, um, so you know what. Matt was brutal on the card, younger boy. And first of all, Christian's a dick. Like you think mgf's a dick. No, christ I'm gonna punch this man in his face in real life. He's an asshole. And I love it, like because you know what, Like, I mean, I'm an asshole too, Okay, but this motherfucker we talking about people dad, ask parents, Javan, So you know like Javan has done that before. Javan has done that before, too, has attacked somebody's dad, ass parents. Um, Javan, give me some insight on Christian's thought process. Well, you gotta get to somebody. And if you know what to say to get to somebody's heart, you say it. He knows the buttons to push. Can't really say too much. But if you break up your dad, ass daddy, guess what, it's a rat Okay, bat you Now you're emotional right and in a fight, I want you to be emotional because then you're gonna make a mistake. You ain't thinking straight.

26:37 So that's that's what this is. Like he playing mind games with him, talk about he gotta talking about sucking his mama. He gotta he gotta get him all out the discombobulated in the head to be like, yo, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you with boom. For those people that don't look at that, doesn't that watch Jake's face told you the whole story about what was going on. He was j bus said, you're not face. It was just like, uh, all right, you gotta know what buttons to push the line to cross, and that's the line across with Jungle Boy talk about this. There it is. Jake's face was just like, dude, I hit the button. Liked like my Jake's like, my mom watches this show. Well, guess what, Jake, if you ever have to fight Christian, he's gonna talk about your mama. So you have to decide, right, will you take this personally? Do you really believe Christian will do it? Because if you don't believe it, don't let it get to you. But you look like you're gonna let him get to you, Jake, And then bam, I'm prettier you out y'all talk like Christian cages Zach Wilson or something like say can talk about fuck your mama? Oh my

28:11 god did he say that? Oh my back on chrome Jungle Boy too, like yo, I be your daddy, And there it's like he aren't you gonna cross that line? Like this is me, I highly approve Okay, Like that's some shit I would do in real life, like just show up at the funeral and ask if she's single? Like I guess mm hmm, yeah you will. All right, Well with that, let's take a break and we'll come back and we'll we'll tie this up and above. So two things to cover before we get to the end. Jamie Hayter's still the champion.

28:55 Ruby Soho is now a bad guy and it's a good thing. And I'm not the biggest Ruby Soho person. I think we've well established all of that from the day. I have to say that her promo on Wednesday was actually pretty good. She was like, no matter what I did, everybody booed me. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. I was that guy. And she was like, now I got a can of spray paint and I'm a spray paint sky blue green, and you know what I'm about it. That's the new gimmick. We're graffitian women. Let's do it. It beats her doing what's fuck she was doing before, So I'm all about it again. Okay, Okay, I'm just gonna shut up. Damn ye. Look now I got a whole new faction here.

29:40 You got damage Control. But aw version it's Srea, Tony Storm and Ruby Soho versus the world. So yeah, I'm I'm gonna just keep my mouth absolutely shut because I don't act to say the wrong thing. I'm you don't care, you don't care. That's okay, I'm good. I'm gonna pass. And then over the opener of the show, Chris Jericho loses to Ricky Starks. Ricky Starks continues to have the momentum. Good for him, Let's give him a title shot before he jumps to WWE. Oh Ricky Starks, my wrong. I mean he was at the Royal Rumble in Cody's corner.

30:27 I don't mean a goddamn thing. I'm just saying sometimes we have to read between the lines here. You know. Now we're at the main event. We have more and more MJF. This Wednesday, he's throwing a rebar mitzvah for himself because it's his birthday in Winnipeg. What's the excitement level on a scale of one to five for you, turn, It's a lot of blinks, you can be honest. I mean, hey, if it's a one, it's a one, it's okay. I yikes, Oh my god, oh my god. All right, Javon. On a scale of one to five, are you excited that MJF has retained his championship. Yes, I am okay, Ray elaborate for the rest of the class if you would, sir um, because it ain't Brian Danielson. Oh shit right, because that was probably the least interesting option. So yeah, MJF. And now I'm actually intrigued to see who's next. I think that's what interests me because I don't think he'll be Mockxley because he's fighting with Page Daniel Bryan said he going home right, Yeah, yeah, we had that that weird promo on Wednesday. We got where he's saying that he no longer is wrestling for anybody else but himself and that's not why he came back and all this stuff.

31:59 So it's like easy ra tiring, like, what what's going on here? What's the are you gonna ring on her? Yeah? Great, you can go there and have fun with the rest of the Blackpool Um Boys Club, go have fun with and then so then who's left. Canny's in the trio, So who does that leave see him punk, come on back, come get your belt, come on, let's finally do this the right way. Interesting and let's go ahead, come on back, because it ain't nobody left. You put Jericho in the trio's thing too, So who the fuck you got left? Unless you bring him, you're gonna hot shot Miro. You're gonna like, for what, it's Punk healthy this time? I think so.

32:44 Yeah, Ok, even if he ain't bring him back for a promo, you can build to the next paper view. You still got time. I need I need Drop like I need Punk to do double duty because I need him to shoot on the lague and I also need him to be shipping on in jail. Oh m oh dear, m MJF did a good job, right, Like people think that that throwing a drink on the kid was like distasteful. Nah, no, bad guy, There's no such thing as taste. Yeah, Like, all right, he did what bad guys do, right, He did what bad guys do. And I mean that kid's gonna be famous forever, that's true. So no, like MJF is a honestly MJF is a great champion if he's allowed to be MJF. Point blake period. I gained respect for him though because he went he went an hour, did I may match? Yeah? That's it, point blake period, Like it's just what my problem is what do you do for this boy next?

33:54 Like you know what I mean, how do you keep him interesting? What do you feed him? Like? How do you how do you handle this? And don't feed him wart Low? Don't do that? M please don't. Yeah, Warlow way too. It's too late for him, Like is it Adam Cole that and that's the next logical step that I was thinking, like maybe him too, since he's on his way back, and you can build to where Adam Cole MGF match at the next pay per view. I don't know if you pull the trigger, Maybe you do, but I mean it's just something that we haven't seen before. And it's not like crazy hold his own in the promo battle. But also Cole is boring without backup.

34:45 Yeah, baby face cold, I don't know how that's gonna rock for real, for real? Yeah, I mean you're not wrong. I mean, I mean, who's to say the Jacksons aren't doing anything? You know what I'm saying, Like, it's not like they're necessarily like leaving Kenny, you know, can you just I just I really wanted them to go to w WE. I just want them all to go, Like I'm serious, just go, you know, what that's what the fans want? Would Jay White be interesting? Jay White is already going to WWE, Well we don't.

35:28 We don't know that though. If I was and seeing that this is a whole bullet club thing, I would not be surprised if he showed if he showed back up in AW That's true, I wouldn't. I totally would not be surprised. Like I would be more surprised him showing up in w w E than I would a w Let's consult the rankings, shall we? Oh not the rankings? Oh my god, oh dear, I'm man. We went there like, yeah, that probably got a lethal number one. Oh shit, it's the rankings actually, Actually, if you want something that's really funny, Um, they have not updated the rankings on the AW website since August thirty first of twenty twenty two, because even the sh trash good for them. Yeah, Like, ain't nobody looking at the rankings. I want to, Like I said, I just want to see people fight.

36:20 That's true. Unfortunately, there's just not that kind of uh how do you put this? There's not that kind of structure in wrestling, you know what I mean? Like there's no seeding unless you earn your seed in like qualifier match. That's how. I don't like the way you say seed. You know, let's please, let's say that go. Let's not say seed. That's that's not No, we're gonna ban that word from you. You're like my child. I can ban that word. We're gonna fair enough, thank you. Sampunk is also still on the roster page on the website officially, so he ain't fired. I know, he's just been at home. What about Kingston? Would you do Kingston? M JF. No, I don't want to see. He ain't ring a b keep them there, hey, I'm just hey, just throwing out names as they come across the screen.

37:09 No, no, Daniel Garcia, Now he's just not ready. I don't Yeah, he then't gotta see. Let's keep him safe. And I don't think he's straight. But okay, that's another situation, moving right along, right, What about pack are you get into the country? Yeah, so all right, Penta, Nah, they ain't appealing enough. They ain't appealing enough. Like, but we all know Picks ain't gonna beat him. Yeah, I mean it's kind of thin pickings here. What about I mean, you can go Darby as I would be I would be interested in that just as a one off. I don't think he wins, but they at least get all out. Yeah, as much as they've been like linked as pillars, I can rock with that. Or maybe maybe maybe Jack Perry, I mean Jack, like, yeah, there's stories to tell with those original Pillar guys. So those two would probably be too. Like that I could see other than like Cole or Hangman. Unfortunately I don't. I don't really want to see Hangman versus m JF. So well, the idea of him fighting somebody else right now that we know of is boring. Just let this conversation, so let's move on to something more entertaining, Yes, which is what

38:42 w W. Yeah, don't you got a little thank you thing for us to do here? We have an activity right yes, to introduce this uh seen Ross sapp asked us to have our dream Mania cards, our dream Mania things, the parameters of which were let me pull up this real quick, and Javon volunteered to do it for us. To provide a list, which was tough, fuck surprisingly tough because you can only use one wrestler right match, like you can only use one wrestler one time, the entire car, and it's like, well, what the fuck? Like some of these matches, I was like, crap that I really hit some really good ones to make this work to fit people in it I wanted to fit in. There were no double duties, as you said, but you had to do one past versus present, one celebrity match, one out of retirement match, two world title matches, two Women's championship matches, a secondary title match, a tag team match, in a miscellaneous match. Okay, yep, that out of retirement match suck because it ain't many it really. I really thought about that, like what the fuck? It ain't number like maybe two, And so I was like, so I had to do a little workaround with that one to get this to work the way I wanted to work. But I

40:14 think I got a pretty good car here. Okay, all right, what are we starting with? Okay, so, welcome to WrestleMania. Do I get a number from my WrestleMania call it whatever you want? Sixty nine? Go yes, WrestleMania sixty nine. We bring it all the holes in, bringing all the holes in? Okay? So okay, So my form, my opening match, Okay, opening match, John c Ni versus Sean Michaels for the w w F title WrestleMania twenty three. Wow, I'm coming in hot. I'm gonna get y'all Sena versus Hpkok. I'm listening. Yeah, this is why it's so hard, because you can only use one person one right, And for the whole time I really had so here's my dilemma, right. For the whole time, I had Undertaker Sean Michaels, right, right, But then I realized and that But here's the trick. I also had Brett Hart versus Steve Auston as a title match till I realized, Fuck, the ain't a title match, So I had to switch crounds. I had to switch everything around. So that's where I got the John C versus San Michaels. Got neither Shawn Michaels have seen on the car. Sure we're gonna open with that. After that, I'm gonna go to my celebrity match.

41:47 Okay, Sammy Zame versus Johnny Knox still from last year. From last year, I thought about Logan Paul. I really considered that. I also can I consider bad Bunny. I consider if I even consider the Floyd may wear the big show match. Really I did. But then I was like, you know what, I'm gonna get Sammy saying some problems they're even doing this shit, that's sure. I think this is like real talk. That match. Match was like one of the best celebrity matches anybody's I've ever seen. I agree, I'm a roll with that. I didn't like it at first, but over the years or roll, but sent a year almost a year since, it's grown on me pretty tremendously. It was pretty awesome, all right. Match three, I'm gonna bring the women in. Okay, one of my two women's title matches. Now here's where people gonna roll their eyes. I don't give a fuck, all right, Okay. Russellmania twenty two Tris Stratus versus Mickey James. Oh no, that's the one. That's how I had. I am given. I'm gonna give them them flowers because this was like the last great women's match before the NXT era of women, because it was the whole period when that ship was arch right, Yeah, but this was the last. This had everything fighting violence, lesbianism, hla oh, there was a dream. I will never forget Mickey James taking her fingers rubbing them up against Trish Pussy and then licking them. I'll never forget that moment that made the show for me. When that Grudge just said I

43:29 was like, there it is. Put the belt on. You know it's bad when t almost loses his balance thinking about w W. Don't even show that in the video no more. They quickly edit that ship. Oh you can't edit it out of my mind, boy, that was hidden. Okay. So I'm on masks number four, right, yep? All right? So this was ship getting now tricky? Right, Okay, Okay, I'm gonna go with my out of retirement match. Here's I ain't know what to really do for this match because ain't too many people out of retirement, But I took this match because I feel like the people involved was practically retired anyway.

44:15 Okay, and that's from WrestleMania thirty four Triple Han Stephanie versus Kurta and Ronda rousing. I like it. I'm there with you. Yeah, everybody was practically retired anyway. So hey, we're gonna roll with that. Ronda was whooping the ship to Triple h that match, all right, that this ship right match number five in the first half of my WrestleMania before we get to the break the Pea break this. Yeah, this is we gotta break Pass versus Present President versus Pass Hawkgan versus the Rock of WrestleMania X eight.

44:58 We're gonna end the first half of my rustle Many with that ship where the world chose Hulk over Rock. Yeah, we're gonna do that. That still puzzles me to this day. I don't understand why that was the thing because this Hulk, like I don't, it's the most electrifying man in sports against the one leg Wonder puzzle, not the one leg wonder saying bro then atomic leg drop boom, It's over, Like what what wonder? Okay, Yeah, we got a break where we you know, we announced a Hall of Fame inductees. Um, Ray Mysterio as of tonight. Okay, so yeah yeah, Ray Mystereo. UM. I don't know who else will we will put in? Um, I guess we'll put in China. I'll give her her own induction in Johnson, Fuck that nigga. Um let's see who else I'm putting in? Um? God said vicious you in. Um, I'm sorry, shine up y'all in, I'm sorry. I mean I need to wait, wait, wait, let's hold on stick shift, rode it, back it up and then dump it like we can't, Uh what do we just meention Ahmed Johnson? And did we follow up? What fun that?

46:30 Nigga? Like, yes, we can't. I was just trying to figure out where we are because I was just looking at my notes getting ready for the next segment, you know, doing my thing, and I just kind of like, what, okay, all right, keep going all right? So we didn't use the Hall of Fame. Um, Cardi B does the performance? Yes, work for Jesus my wrestling. Cardi B is here, all right. So we get to the I can have okay right, hm, yes show? Please said? Can this be one night? And it's gonna be no night too? Yeah, yeah, it's all gonna be one night, all right. So next, let's we're going for the world title the Undertaker versus Edge for WrestleMania's twenty four Wow. I needed to Undertaker match in the way this whole flip out, I couldn't do undertake a Sean because that's where I really wanted to go, right, because then I couldn't fuck up with seeing that like it was this is hard when you got to just use one person at the time. So I need the best Undertaker match I could because I already used triple age, so I couldn't use none of them.

47:49 So here we go, Undertaker versus Edge, Next tad Team, Next tad Team title match, TLC one, the first LC. I get y'all some ladders and all that shit. Is that the one with Jericho and Ben Wall, the one that Wrestle made X seven? Yeah? I think no, no, no, that's um Hardy's Dutch Parties, Doubley's and Christian Edging Christian. Yeah, And I don't know if you can use that one. Bro whow double duty? Bro damn it, damn Edges pulling double duty?

48:34 Okay, No, okay, so no undertaking ass We're doing Undertake a Potisa to see I always had a backup the next year. Boom, I'm going to take a Pautista. Man, all right, man, all right? Undertake a Potista opens up the first half. Then we go into TLC. M M all right, damn we're doing. Then we're doing our secondary title match. Savage Steamboat, Oh bab steam Boat. Okay, I'm intrigued. Then my semi main and I don't give a funk when anybody got to say about this. But it's gonna be Sasha Banks versus Bianca Belle, and I dare somebody to say something. I'm giving a black girl. I don't dan somebody. I'm giving the black women they moment. They can't make the van because but but I put them out. Oh shit, Oh no, yeah, I love it. I da'ked about to say something too. Go ahead, come here, come, come in here, say some shit the van.

49:34 And if you know me, you probably already know what the main event is gonna be. Say it Brett Hart versus Steve Auston. Normal bit, it's me, Brett mays a bit, so I don't give a fuck. Brett in the main event, that's that against Steve Auston. And when the greatest matches ever there is. So yes, I'm sorry there's no Charlotte. I'm sorry there's no Becky or no Roman. But oh well, fucking theory of ever did to close your show? I mean that's pretty awesome, right, stuff like this, because it's always like well thought out, and he just don't really give a fuck with the mass to say, he's just like he just blatantly violated Amma Johnson, like just because right, like like why would y'all even I wait, p pause. This is the year, this is the year, he's he's it's this year getting the Hall of Fame for for his for his tight ski running up his ass. That's all he did.

50:49 Never never, never tie as much as he never shucked and drived. Look I rather had de Loo brown. He did all the shucking and jib So meanwhile, while we digest that, okay, we're gonna take a break and we're not gonna shuck a job. We're just gonna chill. M hmm. Ever read other people's mail so junke ma male male, it's junk. Jesus as male's actually getting me horny. Look at that. I know I took this job for something. And we're back and we're about to open up some box. M an International Women's month, like it's extended Black History Month too for real? Yeah, both, which means no white box. I mean you know they collaborated in the co main event of Javan's WrestleMania sixty nine.

51:45 So mm hmmm, yes, yes, all right, so hitting the mail box A gentleman had a question, right, Well it won't so much always a question. It was a game, and we haven't done that in a long time. Loves games, so I'll tell you that. Okay, if you want to play games, go get a PlayStation because I'm never the one. But okay, let's just go like I mean, okay, y'all want to waste my time, let's just go ahead to waste it. Jesus wow. So Harold girl, Okay, I'm already dirt. Check the fuck out, Harold. Who named you? Fucker? You're gonna hey, you're gonna be named Harold. Nobody wants to fuck a Harold. You better have a nickname, Harry, that is ya. Go ahead, okay, let's go with Harold. Well, he sent a question in He says, Hey, friends, I wanted to know what you, if you guys thought about Meltzer star rankings. M yeah, don't look like that. So here is a little game for you. You have to pick which one of these matches

53:16 you think Uncle Dave gave a higher star rating two Dave Meltzer. Let's just throw that out there, right, m So, the first edition of Being Uncle Dave. Welcome everybody. Jake Taran, I'm gonna give you two matches and you have to decide which one you think. Uncle Dave gave a higher star rating too. Now I will say this, there are no Japanese matches in this because you know everything. Japanese get twelve stars from Uncle gave so already giving me diarrhya. So number one first one Gargano versus Cole from Takeover New York, the two out of Three Falls, or the Young Bucks versus FTR from Full Gear twenty twenty. Oh god you the Young Bucks. Nah, I'm going Gargano. I'm going Gargano. Bro. That match was kick ass and like, don't get wrong, the Bucks match was fun too, but like Gargano won the title that night. I'm just saying Dave Melts literally jerked off to the Young Bucks feet like he really does, but he jerked off more than Johnny Gargano. They got five point five stars. The Jackson's

54:50 got five point two five right, next one Daniel Garcia versus Brian Danielson and Fight at the Falling Okay or Cody versus seven Helena Sale. Oh that he wrestled with one arm, bro, Like there's no it's got Garcia. It's a tweet bottom in one. So like I'm gonna go with Garcia and Brian Danielson because Dave melsa like, he likes to do creepy stuff with young boys.

55:39 So both of y'all are picking Daniel Garcia Danson. Yeah, Cody Rose and step Rollins. He gave them five stars and Daniel Garcia Brian Danson was four point seven five stars. Damn we suck in this game. Oh, it's gonna be considerably harder. Now that was the easy ship, ready, because now we're gonna go. Now it goes back a little bit. Kurt Angle Shawn Michaels WrestleMania twenty one, okay, or Kurt Angle Shawn Michaels at Vengeance that same year. Oh, Bengeance Like to me, Benace was the one that slapped I remember that. I'm gonna go o with WrestleMania. Their answer is their WrestleMania match they got four point seven five stars and their Vengeance match was four point five Why they call him, you know, mister WrestleMania.

56:39 You know what I'm saying. I guess Okay, this is gonna be a good one. Undertake a triple h no holds barred WrestleMania YEA or Davey Richards versus Eddie Edwards at Ring of Honor two thousand and eleven. I'm going to hold Bird Day for some reason. I I remember that Davy Richards Eddie Edwards match. I think he would vote for that one higher. You will be correct he did. He gave that match four point seven five stars.

57:34 In the WrestleMania match, he gave it four and a half again Twink bottoms. Okay, now last one and now we gotta go way back on this one. He's trying to Dean Malenko versus Ray Mysterio Halloween Having nineteen ninety six, oh or Brett Hart versus Steve Austin at survived for series nineteen ninety six Brand Dean, but like brandanand Brand hands down. Yeah, I gotta agree with your on Ray, Ray and Dean at Halloween Havoc was Ashley Brett versus Austin. He gave that four point seven five stars, and he gave Dean malink On Ray four point two five. Wow. Ray wasn't as much in betweink as he needed. He actually had on the mask. Do you think you have a fox in that mask? Oh? I mean, I'm just saying if I was a mask wrestling. I think I would wear my master and I was Ray Mysterio, and knowing how he looks, I would probably fuck with my mask on. That's all I'm saying. How else would she know that he's Ray Mysterio. You know what I'm saying. M that makes

59:06 sense. I gotta get that. Okay, all right, I love this. This is cute. That's the game. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your question. Harold. I won't mock your name like others have done. Fuck Harold and fuck his mama. Oh jesus, Harold. I'm sure your mother is a wonderful woman. And if she's dead, my condolences so quickly because she could be. We don't know, Harold. I mean, apparently Harold listens to this fucking show, so he already knows what he's gonna get. Anybody that writes into this mailbox understands what's going to happen to them, depending on how I feel that day, especially if your especially if their girlfriend undercooks chicken and sends us a picture. Okay, to call me.

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